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The Help edition
beleave
korean pop
araca
Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need someone, help
>you
>good
gave it some thought lads
think i like willies now
all about the dickness
>>61117818
not been proven wrong
everyone's fear of immigrants is illogical.
British genetics is abysmal
my brekki
>>61118953
this desu
*walks into the thread*
*pisses on the carpet*
*walks out*
>>61116390
literally dont trust any of them
Lads is there a single (good) thing that we are the best at in the world? Genuine question
thread quality really goes up when there is no more Thailand and 190
i like brit boipuss as well
maisie
UK
UGEY
UGAY
U GAY
YOU GAY
>>61118966
I don't want immigrants blowing me up
>>61118979
latent homosexuality
who?
>>61118979
tim peake
>>61118965
you do what you have to
>>61118969
Toast is a bit on the burnt side, looks risky.
Toast needs butter at least imo. Cracking good egg though
I rate it 7/10
>>61118979
Snooker
checkmate atheists
>>61119017
Do what I do and never leave the house, apart from the occasional trip t'shop to get a cheeky cornetto
>>61118969
grim
>>61119031
It's a sandwich and one slice has bacon grease and the other has butter.
>>61119031
>Toast is a bit on the burnt side
thats the best kind of toast tho
>>61118979
TV shows come close
Also the best at making jaguars
Also London olympics was pretty good and much better than Beijing
>>61118980
190 is a good poster
thailad is just another nasty right-whinger
>>61119038
Don't peek at me you cheeky cunt
>>61119069
>TV shows come close
>>61119038
whereve you been
don't stay
atually dont reply
i dont want to know
>>61119056
I like my toast as overcooked at the next one but just look at those charred edges.
I've been there an it was terrible.
>>61119050
Oh mate you're sorted then
If you're so desperate for a girlfriend why don't you just move to Damascus?
A 10% margin for Remain would boost the economy and show the world how a great country reacts with its back to the wall. Make the future by doing that.
>>61118979
pedophilia
>>61119087
s-sorry.
>>61119091
really like this image
>>61119108
(You)
>>61119069
>come close
so not the best then
>best at making jaguars
the best at doing something nobody else does okay
>olympics
m8 did you see our opening ceremony
basically no, we suck
need a bird
my flaming COCK
Might fail No Wank Wednesday
>>61119141
go to bed
>>61119056
hope your third eye enjoys those free radicals
>>61119074
>9 months ago
timefrog.png
>>61119107
I'm sure whatever it is its packed full of WITTY and CLEVER and SUBTLE classic British humour
>>61119140
that Austrian bloke who built the dungeon tho.
Serious dedication on the Austrian's part and i feel they deserve more credit
>>61119167
bit early
>>61119175
yeah the austrian has us beat there too im afraid
>>61119162
what kind
a big lad grabbed my arse in tescos
not sure what to do now
mum brought me dinner about 4 hours ago and i haven't touched it
>>61119133
because im white
>>61119206
submit to his power
>>61119206
its tesco not tescos
>>61119195
nice tits and an arse
I think BOTH sides will lose tomorrow
Still haven't arranged my laser hair removal appointment
>>61119232
whoever wins, we lose
>>61119224
no its tescos you mong
>>61119190
time is it?
>>61119144
Opening ceremony was sickwikid where were you
Don't you remember how cheesy the previous ones were? The Greek one was boring and the Chinese one was goose stepping rubbish. I thought London was quite nice
>>61119232
It's the only logical outcome
>>61116390
>BBC
>cable
'no'
>>61119199
Was that film any good?
just found a .txt file where i listed all my favourite words
virulent
acquiesce
egregious
masquerade
misconduct
aperitif
acerbic
renegade
igneous
crescendo
>>61119249
8:24pm
>>61119245
>tfw no showdown between Farage and Cameron in a space pyramid
>>61119260
Good words, I can see why you saved them
Might I suggest Incumbent
>>61116390
>cable news network
?
i have this problem where i always wake up in panic 10-15mins after falling asleep
>>61119260
>acquiesce
top choice lad 10/10 word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMWOQW5HOI
do NOT listen to this song!!!!!!!!!!!
if you listen to this song you will fall in love tomorrow and marry a woman to grow closer to her daughter and end up shooting a man!!!! repost this if you listened to it and need to break the curse!!!!!! good luck!!!!!!!!!!
The only people wanting to stay are the Government, Banks and tax avoiding corporations
that enough tells you we should do the opposite.
Hello everyone.
>>61119260
>acquiesce
>>61119277
nah it has cum and bent in it which are both gay references
>>61119298
Hello
>>61119261
>thailand is only 6 hours ahead
fuck off?
>>61119298
fuck off
>>61119277
UK surely has the best global financial services
Who alone has them beat?
Also I think London just edges out New York for most Alpha city in the world, whatever that means
>>61119261
off to bed mate
>>61119271
wonder if the crystal maze set is still around
possibly a good replacement battleground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TWYOENB8og
>>61119324
>>61119326
fuckoffmind
>>61119327
>london
worst city. pull of pakis and blacks
>>61119324
he should have posted statistical evidence for his claims
>>61119347
fuck off
can't leave the house because no one's in and i don't have a set of keys anymore lmao
>>61119324
can confirm, was there recently. expected at least 12
Leave
or
Remain
>>61119311
didnt think of that
does this make me gay?
probably wouldn't, hey
>>61119351
Take what you can get,
it's still the biggest
>>61119327
this, london and new york are the only alpha++ cities.
>>61119312
How are you?
>>61119383
Remain
>>61119324
no bullshit
>>61119391
how about Dorset
>>61119347
fuck off
Poo had sweetcorn in it
>>61119406
isnt a city
>>61119411
>>61119363
ok
>>61119397
fucking off
>>61119406
alri Charles
*spends $200 on a girl that won't fuck me*
when do you reckon half life 3 will come out lads
note: i had never touched a half life game until about a month and a half ago
>>61119433
What is fucking off?
>tfw the gal you like is going steady with another young fella
girl just said "im really wet" and sent a pic of her fingers coated in her pussy goo
not sure if turned on or disgusted tbqhwy
>>61119467
idk, let's find out together
Apparently the UK has won more Pritzker prizes for architecture than any other countries in the world
I am googling here
>>61119515
hot
>>61119500
>going steady
Did he take her to his flop pad to listen to the latest Frank Sinatra vinyl after a night at the flicks?
>>61119465
it'll be worth the weight
are ruby
>>61119515
>pull my finger out of a girl
>white shit on the end
hmm
hmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>61119516
hahaha
what's the one good Death Grips song?
the one with structure?
Business idea: remove anal beads from a girls arse in the same way one starts a lawnmower
>>61119563
perfectly normal pussy white shit.
lads i can't fucking contain myself
Britain first posted a video of "mass protests, violence etc.. across europe" but they included a clip of one of those organised street fights where 2 groups march into each other on a street
https://www.fb.com/OfficialBritainFirst/videos/1063575297121064/
skip to 6 minutes (-2:30)
>>61119515
>pussy goo
you mean mucous?
Any sexy boys from Norfolk here?
>>61119562
Ugly half-caste lesbian
>>61119515
okay, post the photo then since it isn't nsfw
ah yes
>>61119562
Only reason I watched the whole thing that year
>>61119628
not so sure about that lad`
>>61119661
yeah because it never fucking happened you cunt
last exam tomorrow lads.
can't fucking wait, this has been the most stressful exam period I've had yet. 2.5 more years of this shit.
I love feet
I am a pedaphile
why won't anti-semitism just go away?
>omg I was so tired I just got into bed and passed out lol
How to tell when someone has never passed out
>>61119694
I'm not anti-semitic I'm just exceptionally aware of jewish tricks
>>61119728
this 2bh
i like the jews actually, but don't for a minute think i'm not aware of what they're up to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_11Cdxvtfo
me in the future
>>61119694
You have to blame the kikes really. If they didn't exist, anti-semitism wouldn't exist either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc
me in the future
>>61119515
>pussy goo
Lol can tell you are lying and a virgin since youre calling it pussy goo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8
aroOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGa
I really, really, really, really want to Brexit :3
New brit/lgbt/: >>6435197.
>>61119806
cocked that up a bit didn't you
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
Janny just deleted my thread ;_;
Oops, new brit/lgbt/: >>>/lgbt/6435197.
>>61119785
>>61119679
It actually did tho
Went with goo because I was trying to convey my slight feelings of disgust despite also being turned on
who /bremain/ here
>>61119800
This pre referendum feeling is exciting, there's a tension in the air, reminiscent of the Scottish referendum
You lads should hold these referendums more often, always puts on a good show. Maybe give Wales a go or some shit
>remainers all of a sudden
I wonder who
could it be
the eternal jew
shills before me?
Getting tired of being a neet tbqh
>>61119840
Are you retard? That isn't the UK. The UK is the one on top right saying anglia. Is Gallia or Macedonia in the UK? No. Fuck off retard
doing a big willy
x
>>61119892
charge your phone
>Grime
>Crime
Hmmm, really makes you think
CHAT
>>61119865
>she's latina
Noice
my dad invented some shoes to flatten the ground with
don't know if he's actually used them yet
>>61119921
What? How is a map personifying Europe retarded in a pre-referendum edition on the EU?
unironically went to a Libertarian think-tank meeting todays lads haha
wew
HE
>>61119994
Good use of crocs
>>61119994
>those joints roaches
never trust someone who doesn't like dogs
>>61120000
what was it like?
there was a time when I wanted to work for the IPA
I SAID
>>61119921
Where does it say he thought it was UK
You've jumped the gun el friendo
>>61119910
oh man no one told me i could get paid for this
Sounds like being a shill is the good life
>>61119000
>>61119023
>>61119074
Seen her latest instagram post lads? How about that caption, right?
NOT
>>61119994
smoka da ganja mon
>>61120047
charge and update your phone
If the sundial and clock had been invented in Australia clockwise would be the other direction, it's all to do with direction of shadow on the original sundials.
Did not know that.
REMINDER
BABYCAKES
>>61119785
>>61119679
>>61119865
Here, cropped out the GOO just in case
>>61119987
Yes lad
>>61120058
Full battery cycles lad, I'm not charging before I have to. But yeah, I need to run that update it's been bugging me for a week.
>>61120032
decent - quite decent. Good lads, well dressed well spoken and well presented. Clear goals, only thing needed is more supporters.
>>61120091
where the FUCK is the photo
need to get off NOW
>>61120072
me on the left
>>61120094
>Full battery cycles lad
meme science
>>61120091
Fuck same forgot pic
>>61120057
>>61120019
probably invented them whilst he was smoking desu
>>61120072
smug memes will never convince anyone desu
work tonight
>>61120091
Which cunt? C
/int/erpals?
>>61120126
oh hell yeah
fucking rock hard at the moment. look at that fucking thumb
PRAISE KEK XXDDD
All the gays I know have officially gone to Canada lads. Pretty good.
Honestly going to vote remain lads ahah
just killed Ulysses and nuked the NCR and Caesars Legion
LE CHARGE YOU PHONE U IDIOT XDDDD
>>61120152
ecuador
nah i met her on a night out in espana lad
>>61120125
If it worked for the rc car I had as a kid it has to work for my phone right?
>>61120177
country must be derelict then
>>61120203
no it doesn't work for lithium ion batteries, if anything waiting until they fully power down is worse for the battery than charging it at like 20% or something
>>61120047
she'd be really fuckable with a good paid of fake tits
>just killed Ulysses and nuked the NCR and Caesars Legion
>>61120195
>not talking it out and fighting back to back against the marked men
top pleb, good choice on nuking both though
>>61120202
Wew eucuador....not bad, i hope she's not teching you spanish though
just bought an abyssal dagger on runescape
>>61120106
libertarianism will never get popular support which is what turned me off of it
haha
>having to speak to a glaswegian on the phone
fucking hell lads
>>61120176
MEME MAGIC xD
>>61120227
Shhhhhh, rc car, nineties kid.
>>61120235
Delete this
>>61120270
cheels
>>61120246
nah i'm learning spanish myself, but she speaks ESP spanish anyway because she grew up in espana
>>61120271
>>61120176
meme magic is hilarious tbf
only good thing about /pol/
>>61120176
>>61120271
noticed this when i went to /pol/, not a fan desu
https://youtu.be/hZe5K1DN4ec
my pop music for the week
>>61120209
haha kek mate
>>61120284
Nooooice
Como está tu español?
>>61120245
ulysees is a melodramatic bastard
was glad to shotgun his face in tbqh
>>61120324
cheers
might stand outside greggs and pick fights with people weaker than me
>>61120362
good lad
>>61119833
why? did you break the rules?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466154336282.webm
>>61118979
baiting out skets in london
>>61120396
please stop posting this
it's too cringeworthy
>>61120390
I dunno, I just made a thread asking why Brits were uglier than other Europeans and it got deleted.
>>61120326
mal, jaja
I was learning over a year ago and then got lazy as fuck, so i'm almost having to start again
but i'm determined to do it properly this time since i actually want to live there one day
>>61120396
never not funny
>>61119918
maybe you should look for a job.
>>61118979
grime
>>61120396
*creases*
>>61118979
nandos
>>61120396
I don't even get it
*posts a gimmick*
*gets four replies*
yes it was worth it all along
>>61118979
Yours is the best general, that's something I guess.
Also calling people lad and ending posts with "haha"
>>61119006
unbuttered toast tbqh
>>61120498
what a lad haha
>>61118979
oppressing the irish
lads the 16 year old is messaging me on facebook now
>>61119994
w2c?
GETTING MYYY
>>61120434
Alright, download michel thomas and then after a few CDs go onto michel thomas with duolingo. It will do the job.
just crashed my car into an immigrant family of four lads haha
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how dear you
u how dear yo
ou how dear y
you how dear
r you how dea
ar you how de
ear you how d
dear you how
w dear you ho
ow dear you h
how dear you
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61120572
good lad
>>61120572
Waheeeeey
DAILY DOOOOOOSSSSE
>>61119994
better take that snail outta left before you slip it on
>>61120431
bit harsh of the jannies to do that. you should get revenge.
watching cock fighting videos
reading the Beano
OF MOLYNEAUX AND SARGON LADS GETTING
>>61120626
rodger the dodger>>>>>>>>>dennis the menace>>>>>>>>>>>>>>billy whizz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*POWER GAP*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>minnie the minx
>>61120624
>1433722715392-2.jpg
Fuck off nonce
>>61120624
NONCE
>>61120572
are you being charged for your hate crime?
>>61120624
prime cunny
>>61120396
cringe
>>61120654
Bash Street Kids >>>>>> everyone else
Girl on /int/erpals just asked me
>Cual es tu religión?
And I said:
>nada, entiendo bastante cienca
>>61120685
nonce
>>61120688
I was pointing out that the filename is a 4chan filename, dickhead.
missing the simpler pre-facebook times of Myspace and MSN messenger
>>61120713
bet you're a tootsfag
MESSAGE TO YOUR BARBER YEAH
>>61120757
wow can't believe i never fucking noticed this. always thought it was just some randomly incremented shit they hid inside 4chan x
>>61120749
>Myspace
>stress of who to make Top 8
>MSN
>stress of finding hot sluts with webcams and no social media weariness
Can I just have MSN back plz
>>61120757
Posting your own sister on 4chan is nonce behaviour, gas yourself lad.
>>61120704
Only mentally
MY DAILY DOSE OF MOLYNEAUX
does everyone else religiously report people who claim to be underage?
i just like seeing the janny sweat 2bh
>Haven't spoken to girl on Tinder in a week or so
>She messages asking how I've been
>Tell her and leave something for her to respond to
>She doesn't reply for 3 days
If she didn't want to chat then why message me in the first place?
>>61120718
jaja rekt her lad good job
>final results from uni tomorrow morning
>ireland game later
on edge lads
>>61120862
Regardless, even implying it's your sister is grounds to be accused of noncery
>>61120915
she just wanted to feed her own ego and make sure that YOU were still interested, you gave her what she wanted and she can blissfully ignore you again
does everyone else religiously report people who post nonce pics?
i just like seeing the janny sweat 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUAkcG9po1I
Don't trust anything Cameron says, he's a liar.
>>61120920
you will get good results
but
ireland will lose
t.
mystic mike
>>61120920
wow cool really cool post
think i finally trained the woofo to drop the tennis ball after i throw it to him instead of running around with it in his mouth looking all proud of himself
>>61120987
>Wah don't make fun of me because of my retarded opinions
Fuck off nonce
>>61120915
>brevik
>>>/b/
>>61120989
Tell me my horoscope, Mike.
Leo rising
>>61120996
the annoying thing about the doggo is that he wants to play but then when i try and get the ball he won't fucking drop the ting
it's why i'll never get a woof personally, couldn't deal with those kind of mixed signals
>>61120996
never managed to teach mine that before he died :(
>>61120996
Can you train my doggo next?
>>61121024
Just chose it because of his silly face, lad. No need to get triggered.
>>61120987
You're an only child who wishes he had a sister who he could lust after, you're a nonce mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXGn9mvxYPU
what do you think happens to people to make them like this
>>61121034
yeah mine would just never drop it unless you had a second tennis ball to throw him
but now if i point to the ground he'll drop it as he runs back to me and then i can throw it again
he only holds it when he gets tired so he can lie down and not lose it now
>>61121045
sleep tight pupper ;_;
>>61121046
sure
>>61121086
don't care
>>61121073
>Nonce is too stupid to realise he is replying to multiple people
You are of the opinion that it is okay want to sex up underaged girls. This makes you a pedo and deserving of mockery.
>>61121069
Don't post him again please, I know one of the familes who were affected by his atrocity and he has destroyed many lives.
lads how long should i sunbathe for to get a decent tan
i'm milky as fuck atm and got about a week before i go home
>>61121028
if you vote remain
feelings of worth will prosper
but
you will be unlucky in love
t.
mystic mike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5wJHhfpzSA
watching are nige
>>61121073
What are you hoping to achieve in posting pics of an underaged girl?
>>61121145
*gasp* just like the gypsy woman said
>>61121137
just sit outside with a laptop for hours
that's what i did when i was in spain and got a bit of one
>>61121086
If I remember from the doc, they all had fucked childhoods. Nearly all female as well.
>>61120525
EU in at a close second haha
>>61121137
Better lather up in SPF 1000 famalam
Every time I drink coffee I do a massive sloppy shit about 30 mins later
>>61121185
>tfw chromemebook
gonna have to download something to watch if thats even possible on these pieces of shit
can unironically hear "rule britannia" being played outside somewhere in the distance
what the fuck is a sandwich year
tomorrows gonna be funny lmao
I'm voting Leave because I'm so mentally deficient that all it takes to get my vote is "We're gonna make Britain great again, it's gonna be great"
>>61121228
take a year out to do a sandwich artist apprenticeship
>>61121228
a year in industry in the middle of a degree, usually 3rd year but can be 2nd
Playing Rule Britannia on full volume while I have a wank
>>61121244
vote remain if you're that fucking stupid
each side makes good points. it was a hard swing for me to vote leave, but that's what i've decided on.
>>61121189
yeah but just how fucked up
kids that are locked in basements their whole life come out more normal than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K45CYfUHnTY
Oh god lads this gets really emotional towards the end
Alright lads
If I join Amazon Prime do I get free deliveries from all Amazon sites?
SO SALLY CAN WAIT
SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE
*raises passport*
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BRITISH PASSPORT ANYMORE?! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
im voting leave just to spite the lefties who constantly post remain propaganda on my fb feed.
dont see any of that from leave supporters 2bh.
got a little work of art forming where that bruise was lads. it's officially put me off skating until i can get a helmet
/blog
>>61121234
Not worth the risk of getting banned for a long time though is it?
>>61121302
>all Amazon sites
What else is there besides Amazon?
>>61121286
>if you're that fucking stupid
>each side makes good points. it was a hard swing for me
/brit/lgbt is very pro-remain, lads
>>>/lgbt/6435197
always makes me chuckle how easy the public are manipulated. What goering said is absolutely true.
>>61121302
as in other countries? Don't think so
>>61121378
>/brit/lgbt
oh blimey
>>61121356
I think he means all amazon sites in different countries. Like if you order from Amazon USA.
>>61121358
trolled
>>61121378
dont care
>>61121356
Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.com, Amazon.de, etc. all different sites with different currencies/prices, delivery rates and jurisdictions, vendors, and so on.
![O7A6PqQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T8kStlq.jpg "O7A6PqQ[1]")
