/Baltoscandia/ thread
Make The Union Happend Edition
/balt/..
Please make it happen, all memes aside it would be a glorious union.
Tsar.
Eiåssrsjuu
>>61115045
>Make The Union Happend Edition
no way.
we want to join russia.
>>61115117
literally traitor
you will be taken behind hot room building
>>61115117
Why??
>>61115045
Only if Russia can join too for maxinium butthurrt from swedes.
>>61115045
>Union with No-dicks
Baltics would rather be annexed by their fellow Orthodox slavs.
>>61115117
>>61115198
More freedom, better linving conditions, no gays and no sanctios.
>>61115235
>t. igor babaeva
>>61115198
There has been huge protest around Finland for joining Russia. These are not shown in news for obvious reasons.
When Putin will visit Finland in July there will be the mother of all demonstrations fo support Putin.
>>61115045
can we join
>>61115421
no fuck off
>>61115421
No Scotland, you voted to remain cucked.
>>61115432>>61115444
let me put it another way: we're joining
Can we join?
>>61115318
tbqh i hope sauli pulls a gun and puts a bullet between vladis eyes
would be ebin social experiment
>>61115457
Have fun with your union with the English, cuck man.
Why post-commie shitholes like the balts?
>>61115532
They are not shitholes anymore.
>>61115554
lmao.
>>61115554
Estonia is a shithole compared to our standards at least. No offence to Estonia, I still love that country.
>>61115692
they are catching up tbqh
probably because manual labor isn't criminally overpriced in eesti
>>61115692
No it is not. Visit outside kehä III and everything is worse than in Estonia.
Estonia is not a socialist country.
WITHOUT RUSSIA?
HA HA HA
>>61115772
How about you visit Estonia instead?
>>61115734
True. Thought Finnish economy has started improving finally.
>>61115692
Feebligns hurted
>>61115734
>Mfw I used to work for 2.5 euros an hour doing bonebreaking manual labor and I was happy
>>61115821
>Mfw it was 2euros an hour after taxes
>>61115772
Semmonen hesalainen sieltä
>>61115821
>Kääbik :D
>>61115821
pisut kortsus, ma olen legend
>>61115920
Mida vittu?
>>61115821
>Kiirus :D
>>61115772
>helsinkians
>thinking their opinion is worth shit
>>61115821
>>61115870
sekoita omas kakas :DDDDDDDDDD
as long as we have no say in immigration/refugee politics, I'm all for this
>>61115817
>Thought
though* that "t" wasn't intended
>>61115982
Sweden would still be a dump yard for refugees in our glorious union. They just love it.
>>61116034
We can use niggers as slaves. KEKden has many niggers
>>61115870
>>61115821
>2 euros a hour
Are you serious? Honestly.
>>61115982
>mfw sweden did 180° and now has some of the tightest immigration laws in yurop
hahaa fucking fags :DDDDDD
>>61116087
Yes it was last year. Made 320 euros a month and survived. I cry inside when I hear how your NEETS get payed more and people say "less than 7 euros an hour is inhumane".
>>61116094
Too bad it wont get rid of the nogs/arabs/refugees w/e already living in Sweden.
>>61116159
>tfw NEET (currently) and getting paid 1200e a month
>>61115982
Smart move
>>61115821
>>61116159
wtf are you talking about
2 euros?? thats fuckig illegal, even mcdonalds employees get way more than you did, or maybe you are just some stupid russian
>>61116160
>tfw
;_;
>>61115982
Don't worry babe. we'll do all the hard work ;)
>>61116230
This.
my fucking summer job back in school paid me more
>>61116200
>Unemployment aid is 110 euros a month here
>union between 8 countries with 8 languages
How is this supposed to work
>>61116205
Islam should be banned from all European countries desu. It just simply isn't compatible with European values.
>>61116230
What's the Estonian minimum wage?
>>61116230
Legal mininum was exactly 2.5 euros last year, minus 20% tax gives you exactly 20 euros after tax free minimun of 150 is reached.
>>61116288
three of them are very alike. three of them are just spoken by three people. It would work
>>61116333
>20 euros
Meant 2 euros
>>61116298
Something like 360 euros neto
>>61116288
obviously none of us would have to learn lithauanian.
>>61116288
english
>>61116333
>20% tax from minimum wage after 150€
wow the estonian government really hates poor people
>>61116402
Fuck it, let's build an Esto-Finnic language from the two and force iton everyone else.
>>61116440
but i don't want to speak spurdo finnish
>>61116160
I think I read somewhere that most whites in America has an african ancestor. AKA The dirty non-white genes can be fucked away.
>>61116298
2016 minimums wage is 430
altho i have no idea how its possible to earn that little, i mean even the most basic jobs pay you atleast 600....
>>61116464
But do you want to speak Arabic?
>>61116426
1000 euros a month is a really good pay here. Ofc we hate poor people, even poor people hate poor people. Thats why we elect fucking same party for third term even though they keep fucking up
>>61116479
That's 430 bruto. Minus tax you actually get 360 or so euros a month. Also it's very much possible if you work in a rural area for a jew boss and there are no other work options
>>61116513
>1000 euros a month is a really good pay here
damn, if I ever set up a company i'm only hiring estonians
>>61115045
I think you should invade that small little cunt between Lithuania and Poland. Surely the mighty viking will defeat whatever leprechaun subhumans infest that place,right?
>>61116469
yeah ha ha if you can get white people to fuck. good luck with that
>>61116513
>1000 euros a month is a really good pay here.
It is, anywhere outside Tallinn. I just took on an engineering job in South Estonia and get 1000 after tax (junior). In Tallinn I made 1500 and that was OK for me (tho the median for my job was ~2k), but 1k in rural areas... gonna enjoy myself very much indeed.
>>61116644
>implying that white girls don't love arab cock
>>61116597
Pls send moneis Pekka :DDD I am very poor
>>61116582
wait what? Literally every rural town (even fucking Tõrva) have jobs avaivable what pay atleast 600 euros, how the fuck is it even possible to earn a minimum wage?
Mida vittu sa ajad? Kus mis linnas sa töötasid ja kellena? see pole üldse loogiline et sa nii vähe teenisid, lihtsalt ei ole
>>61116608
u funny guy but honestly between all them countries nordick union could take russia on no problem
nukes would be a problem but nordicks union could make functioning ballistic missiles and warheads in a few weeks
>>61116677
South Estonia is 3rd world, just like East Viru.
>>61116700
fug u code me waifu simulator for my vr goggles i gib you moneus :DDDDDDDDD
fuck off globalists
>>61116706
Ma ei tööta linnas, ma elasin eelmine aasta Salla küla juures ja käisin turbarabas tööl. Nüüd TTÜ ja 2k palk post craduate loodetavasti
>>61116737
>South Estonia is 3rd world
Pärnu is quite comfy desu
>>61116706
See on jehh mingi joga. Vaatasin praegu palju tehasetöölised saavad: ca. 600 peale makse. Ei istu keegi nii roti palga peal, et peaks väga vinguma.
>>61116737
>just like East Viru
Dude.. poke a hole in yourself, you're full of shit.
>>61116748
Oki send just lidle loan of 10k fore gigstarder
won't join anything that has sw*des in it
>>61116787
Post-grad ma pakuks kuni poolteist kilo kätte kui joppab kohaga. Vbla kui sul praktika tehtud kuskil ja kogemust on, räägid ka 2k välja ;)
tåhå?
>>61116794
Jes bud is West Estobnia nod South. Otepää is South
>>61116737
South estonia?
Like Viljandi/Valga?
>>61116787
>>61116837
>tfw I can understand most of that
maod lennukis
>>61116874
dont believe everything you read on here like a mindless sheep...
>>61116874
Basically what I mean when I say South Estonia is: Tartu/Viljandi. Valga is so down south it's already Latvia-minor.
>>61116787
Literally call Vestur OÜ and ask about the pay
5664 4451
This jew nigger will tell you that you'll get 3 euros an hour max. Last year it was 2.50. Minus taxes ofcoursh
>>61115045
no fucking baltics
>>61116907
you would had understood more if they had spoken proper estonian, but no estonian gives a fuck about speaking proper estonian on the internet, specially on a japanese anime board
>>61116947
Fuck of ye nigerlover
>>61116822
fuuuuuuuuu
>>61116862
>>61116947
shut up little girls
men are speaking
Time to pack up the shit and go to country house. Hüva Jaani!
>>61117025
og så skal vi i det hele taget ikke tale engelsk bare fordi mongolerne ikke fulgte ordentligt med i skolen
>>61116985
Eternal happiness with 2d waifu is only 10k. 3D wymyn cost more and break Yur hearth/cuck you. Waifu simulator will never leave u
>>61116911
>dont believe everything
I don't, basicly because I just came from "south estonia".
I think countryside might be a tough place to live there, but I really liked towns and cities.
Helsinki-Tallinn tunnel, when?
>>61116608
You are in this aswell my aryan brother
All these hourly rates make a man depressed... my last job had me earning €3,5. The tourist season gets you €6 easily. But that's just for the three months of backbreaking work. You're set if you're earning more than €700 here, a literal king of the hill
>>61117137
2020 pödder :-D
thoughts?
>>61117137
imo the idea is so cool
literally a fucking underwater tunnel what will connect Eesti and Suomi
BASED
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D
>>61117226
BRAVO ESTONIA
>>61117172
I get more than that for sitting at ho- i mean studying
>>61117172
I'm not going to post my hourly because it might upset people ITT
At least living is cheap there r-right?
>>61117226
What happened with lithuania here???
>>61117252
I'd immediately move my ass to Estonia, if the tunnel is built. Visit Helsinki once a week and exit this socialist tax hell.
>>61117392
But if that is true, why is lithuania not getting richer ;_;?
>>61117406
where would you move?
and pls dont say Tallinn
I have lived in Tallinn for all my life and i hate this city, when my army service is done im gonna personally move to Tartu (not as good as Pärnu but still alot better than Tallinn)
>>61117315
You assert that:
Killogram of bread: €1 average (85 cents for the dubious one, that becomes inedible half day through)
Canned goods, condiments: €1-3
A pack of eggs (10): €2 average
A pack of cigarettes: €3,5-4
A litre of milk: 90 cents to a euro
Killogram of chicken: €6 average
Other meat (per kg) is even more expensive
>>61117409
it is, just not by first world rate standards you mong
>>61117626
Your inner slav is showing off, take it easy.
>>61117586
If I sell my apartment here, I'd get about 350k€ cash.
I'm not sure where I could be able to buy a flat?
>>61117298
That's why an apartment rate averages on €300 here. I'm not a student. Enjoy your student life while you can
>>61117658
buy a nice cozy house in Viljandi :)
or in Pärnu, Saaremaa, Hiiumaa, Muhu
>>61117645
>slav
No such thing.
Slavonic is synonymous to South Balt. Proto-Balto-Slavic split into 3 different dialectical zones. East Balts at east (ex. Lithuanians), West Balts at west (ex. Prussians) and South Balts at south (ex. Sklavonians). These South Balts started to call themselves Slavs at some point and their modern linguistic designation is Slavonic. This is of course pretty misleading as it would be more logical to call them as South Balts as that's what they are linguistically. This Slavic word is useless and illogical, it should be just Balt.
>>61117826
>>61117826
kys
>>61117409
I visited Vilnius some weeks ago and I was a bit surprised as banksters have built palaces there.
The city was really comfy. I wouldn't call it shithole or 3rd world.
Other cities were ok too, like Kaunas and Marijampole.
>>61117867
Your word carries no weight here, luddite.
>>61117920
I have also been there and yes it's very nice, good city and nice people living there. Shame the /int/ lithuanians are trash, which make me wonder if they're russian rapebabies.
>>61117770
All that lush green makes a man unhinged...
This is the terrain of my region
>>61118005
damn, i couldnt imagine living somewhere else desu
>>61118005
dont be jealous the green lasts for 4 months at best
>>61115117
Russia is shite
>>61117623
Croatia is tad more expensive compared to Baltics.
>>61117920
Marijampuuuoooolllėėėėėėėėėėėėėėė
>>61117920
ėėė kurmi kurmi
>>61120012
uk can into nordic
>>61117226
I remember basic school, literally everyone bullied everyone. There wasnt a day when someone didn't get beat up and teatchers didnt give a shit
>>61115045
>Lithuania
literally never even owned by a Nordic country, they have no reason to be there.
>>61120233
>kenyastonia
>>61120233
t. Narva Primary school student
>Baltoscandia
>Not The North Sea Empire
>>61120355
>not Baltic Empire
You tried
>>61120262
Union of Kedainiai
>baltoscandia
>balto
>scandia
yeah no ty
>>61120314
Not really. More like t. 90s school student. But you children are way too young to remember that shit
>>61120482
well in my school bullying was frowned upon and it didnt really happen (although my school journey started in 2004, not in the 90s)
>>61120625
Fucking '93 was the worst year. I was in 1st grade then. Almost all students carried self made brass nuckles or big rocks in their pockets. Scool had many "gangs" and was basically devided. Teachers didnt give a fuck and if you got too fucked up somebody took you to a hospital but nothing else happened
>>61120767
Is estonia literally africa?
wtf
>>61120767
wtf, couldnt imagine that happening when i was still in school
what school did you go to?
>>61120767
Bullshit: the post
why would you include the poor baltics into the union?
>>61120973
All the Nordic countries are rich. The baltic countries are only 7 million people. They wouldn't hurt our economy at all. (They would help it cuz' cheap workers)
>>61115045
Eh, i'll join Denmark. Norway maybe, they are rich but also incompetent. Finland + balt would we such a downgrade.
>>61121078
We are incompetent? We are best at everything according to the UN. Meanwhile we have Feminist Sweden with more immigrants then it can handle. Go fuck yourself dude
>>61120835
A small school in a Parish in Harjumaa
>>61121078
>anyone wanting to join Somalia 2:slightly richer
lmao, im good with Legoland though
>>61121209
>Be ranked as no. 1 country in the world
>See comie compare us to Somalia
>You'recountryisshit.jpeg
>laugh
>Laugh even more because I have 11 more like him working on my farm
>>61121711
Are you Sweden?
No
so shut the fuc and kys with bullshit
>>61121777
I laugh, he's angry. Better get my whip
>>61121834
>a norweigan is protecting swedecuckistan
And here i thought ive seen everything
>>61115117
t. Johan Bäckman
>>61121877
>First guy says that Sweden shoud join Legoland but not Somalia 2: slightly richer.
>I defend Norway
>Then I hear: "a norweigan is protecting swedecuckistan" in my ear
>I do not laugh anymore
>I am confused
>Where is my metal whip?
>>61115045
Never going to happen, pic related is the only way.
>>61122090
Youre a retard, seek medical attention
>>61117143
Finns aren't Aryan
>>61121186
>hurr hurr look at this "index of equality faggotry per capita"
na you lucked out on oil, no one has any drive to do anything in Norway cause the oil will bail you out anyway, hence why everything closes at 3 and all your cities are shit.
>>61121209
>memes
how are we doing so good then? without oil and carrying thousands of shitskins
>>61122150
Okay... Now, back to the farming field
>>61122260
This is so stupid.
>You're doing so great because of oil.
Money doesn't make a good system. People do. People with good hearts and smart brains. Look at Saudi arabia. They're rich but fuck is their system broken in many ways. Think. Be smart.
>>61122401
>Norwegians
>Smart
>>61122401
>Saudi
Ye that place is also infested with fundamentalist.
You're lutheran, sheltered, how much can go wrong? You have been responsible with your oil money but there's still no ambition compared to Sweden and Denmark.
>>61122576
I disagree.
Take Norway during the viking age. All we wanted to do was discover. Look at Eric the red for example.
Take Norway during the 1800th century. We wrote so much beautiful things. Look at Henrik Ibsen for example.
Take Norway during WW2. Look at the heavy water sabotagers.
>>61122541
we smart, yay
>>61122872
Ambition is here my friend
>>61122260
>lucked out on oil
Then how do you explain Norway being the richest country in Europe before we found any oil?
>>61115083
This, only without the balts.
>>61123053
This is fake and gay but, everything else said by norwegians against the arguments laid out by this fine swede is true.
Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_by_past_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
>>61122872
I'm not talking about the nation you were, just saying the oil has made you lazy.
>>61123053
This just seems suspicious.
>>61123053
this study proves you wrong
>>61123327
It's literally right there in the same link you posted. You are looking at GDP instead of GNP
>>61123450
>>61123513
>Latvia only 700 below Sweden in 1938
>>61116597
it would be more if our government wasn't greedy desu
the employer is paying 20% corporate income tax on anything paid out, then another 34% health insurance + pension tax ontop your salary, then you pay 20% personal income tax, that's about 60% going to the gubmint
>>61123450
>latvia better than estonia
DELETE THIS
>>61115045
go and hang yourself
>>61123793
Oi vittu hide this fast
>>61123758
lol wtf are you talking about?
>>61123922
t. underage okay with government stealing
>>61124171
why wont you write off all the taxes that the goverment takes from the employer
pro tip : its not 60%
>>61117586
What's wrong with Tallinn?
>>61117658
Listen, We'll buy you an apartment for 50k to live in here. We'll be another 6x50k apartments and rent these bad boys out. We'll make ~1500€/mo, which is almost 2x the mean wage in Estonia. I am a real estate appraiser in here, so we can make a 30/70 split on the profit.
>>61124275
try this https://www.khanacademy.org/math/k-8-grades/early-math
>>61124294
what the fuck are you talking about? 700 euros is the average? :DDDDDDDD
im 18 and my summer job at the harbour (which consists of pushing disabled people from the ship to the harbour aka its fucking easy) and i earn 620 euros and this is ltierally my first job :DDDDDDD
>>61124278
its infested by russians
>>61124380
but don't they live in some commieblocks in segregated areas? besides the more estonians move there the less russians will be in %
>>61124380
If your apartment really costs that much, you could live like a king here without having to work since I would do all the real estate management work for you.
The mean net wage is 855€ here to be exact (according to 2015 Q4).
I could probably squeeze ~1800€/mo out of 6 apartments, leaving you with ~1300€/mo without having to take care of anything yourself.
>>61123395
Yeah, I agree. Lazy is true. I wouldn't say we have a loss of ambition though. You also have to remember that norwegains are very shy. We feel small. I think that it is that shyness that is holding us back tbqh.
>>61124552
yeah, but tallinn is still infested by them, you can hear so much russian when walking in Tallinn (ofc there are alot of russian tourists aswell but still)
If you established it just conquers us and kill all cucks
>>61125666
willing collaborateur
