>Dutch is an ugly language
What is with this meme? Dutch is a beautiful language.
duutch iis noot aa beeaauutiifuul laanguuaagee
lmao no its not
>>61110265
My roommate is dutch. It's a shit language.
It's not.
That flag though. It's a really good one compared with the toothpaste-sideways-france they have now.
>>61110265
of course dutch language is slightly beautiful than your ugliest tonal language
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>>61110337
Rude and uncalled for
>>61110369
smelly pothead
delet
It sounds like retard swedish
Our language is too white for many cultures.
>>61110265
Delet this racist flag
dutch ish da shtupidesht shounding language in de world
What is so bad about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g0MwBmSxuM
>>61110670
I love how Amerilards making up accents in movies. You know we don't sound like that, right?
>>61110557
North Germanic languages are retard Dutch pham
Listen to this song and tell me dutch it's a bad language
https://youtu.be/k9BzNa9Bkew
The Dutch should ditch their shitty language and speak Luxembourgish instead.
>>61110808
Thats not a song and its not dutch
dutch is a qt language
>>61110808
>>61110819
Here's a consolation song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEEj86uq6Xo
>>61110827
I hate Germans for this. I was in Germany and a girl asked me to speak Dutch. When i did and she laughed. Fucking Germans. Dutch is not qt.
>>61110808
what
>>61110751
Goldmember sounds lik a Randstedeling to be honest
>>61111184
No. There is a British comedian who can do a perfect Dutch accent. Forgot his name.
I tried speaking it, and it didn't fit well in my tongue.
War was once their language, and it's now convenient for it not to be.
>>61111240
Bill Bailey. He is secretly Dutch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uTDzsTZNFY
>>61111240
Obviously it's not a perfect imitation, but it is a good spoof of what they sound like.
Also please kill the next person that says "seuwfen"
>>61110265
flikker op je paardenkut
>>61110265
Its a really shitty language but this flag is /aesthetic/ af
>>61111318
>>61111371
kop dicht moeras duitser
>>61111412
Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen
>>61110265
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>>61110881
Thanks Hong Kong and I can assure you we truly give an iota of a shit about what you and other foreigners think about our language.
>>61111543
Mijn heritage, nikker
>English except the rules make sense
Who said Dutch is ugly? I'll fight them.
>>61110827
>dutch is a qt language
You obviously never heard Dutch. It's a shit language for shit people.
>>61111599
everybody itt
>>61111412
Germany is literally Mordor. Including the orc language. Pure evil.
>>61111625
Krijg hartkanker en sterf. Smerige vetklep.
>>61111625
That's not what schwarz means also the words in the picture sound the basically the same as the Swedish variant.
But an American misinformed about something Europe related is just typical /int/ stuff so proceed.
>>61110895
tbqh i lived with a few dutchies and whenever they started speaking their moonspeak i laughed
it's absolutely absurd language to listen to
>>61110895
for us dutch is qt.
deal with it
>>61111589
this
speak english
it's 2016
>>61111968
Nee. Where do you live? I'm going to beat you up.
>>61112213
>I'm going to beat you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S_vpEKGi80
Met z'n allen JAAAAAAA
NEDERLANDS BESTE TAAL
LEVE DE KONING
Written dutch looks like adorable spurdo german :3
Ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder
prove me wrong
How did dutch evolve into that mess? Its written form is so ugly compared to other Germanic languages desu
>>61110265
Yes dutch is very charming language. So similar to german and english and yet dat pronounciation is really... unique!
>>61110401
stinky nigger
>>61114492
The native Germanics in the Netherlands migrated en masse to Britain and ashkenazi merchants from Germany repopulated the Netherlands.
>>61110265
hoi hoi mijn schjattig anoniempjie, ik slapt, ik eten melatonijn maar ik niet droom, dus nu ik schjijtpaal met favorit anonjiempjies. :3
kus jou <3
>>61114682
>ashkenazi
>>61110265
I think it makes sense from the point of view of someone who knows english, which is of course everyone here. Its in that range where its both similar and different enough from english to seem like a ridiculous version of english eg hitler dood
>>61115325
>which is of course everyone here.
que?
>>61110265
is a lunguage almost forgot by the dutch himself
>keek (to have watched)
>stoof (to have gushed)
>boekje (book)
meme language or what
>>61112213
So cute!!! Can you say that again but in dutch? So kawaii
>>61115678
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY COUNTRY ALREADY YOU STINKY DEGENERATE PIECE OF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61110357
The story behind it is even more retarded
>>61110811
Your language is a shit over, eaten and spit out version, of normal english.
I'm not a big fan of the dutch language it sounds shit, it's hard to learn and even it's not a beautiful languages for songs.
eek ook
>>61116366
>Muh special snowflake language.
It's not hard to learn if you put your mind to it just like every other language in the world. And it is really easy if you already speak English.
>>61116417
if you grown up in the Netherlands it's not hard, but plenty of people who move to the Netherlands struggle with the rules.
wel it could have been worse, atleast we don't sound like belgians.
>>61116523
Yes obviously but one will struggle with the rules of every language the farther away it is from their own language.
>>61110265
I don't know what to say...one of our greatest musicians were dutch and said the dutch language sounds crap which is why he sang in swedish.
I don't like this thread at all.
>>61114649
Lanklet
>>61110265
hrhrhrrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr
FRYYSSKKKK BLLOOEEEDDD TSSJOOOCCHHHH OOPPPPP WOOOLLLL NOOOO RIIISSS BRRÛÛÛZZZEEE ENNN SIIIEEDDDEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_kKMHZGpk
Why is dutch so beautiful bros? ;_;
>>61110265
I wish they had that flag still.
Also dutch isn't ugly desu, it is nice, I like the language, you want to hear an ugly language? Listen to Canadian English
>Ikken haar voor moor maar
Dutch in a nutshell
>>61122346
>Ikken
>>61114259
>Oorlog
Mordor tier
>>61118098
who?
Dutch sounds rather badass at times desu, and as a whole is nice.