Vocaroo thread?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dFmN4egibl
Who ever this person is, they sound exactly like me
>>61021181
>>61020717
It's just the generic
>white
people voice.
>>61021181
Maybe you are me?
White midwesterner ever found on this planet.
>>61020717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IiarBn2DcX
>>61022852
are you a girl
>>61022924
And autistic, as you can see ^^
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLdmhhwWqM
>>61022924
>>61023031
That's not spanish
>>61023562
why would i trust a mexican to speak spanish though
>>61023412
> Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
anime
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QyU1LUdrJH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aGqT1gj9KY
>>61022852
>autistic argentina qt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bKUpoe6coc
Hermann here, it's my birthday today!
>>61032527
Happy birthday Hermann, how many?
>>61033430
20!
>>61033454
from now on years will pass like grains of sand between your fingers
>>61033618
I already feltl old enough without your help tbf, thanks for reminding me I'm almost dead.
>>61033716
He's actually right. I'm 23 and it feels like 16 was yesterday.
Eks Dee
Bumb
Who /barbershop quartet/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qL6okRF77M
>>61020717
Shred a single GNU/tear
>>61023562
It doesn't mean anything... She's just being autistic, dear mexivirgo.
Which american accent is the least harsh to you?
>>61037909
londonese
>>61022852
cute
>>61037909
Minnesota
>tfw still no qt minnesota accent gf like the one that posts here
y liv
>>61038534
You mean the aspiring singer and murder victim?
Am I cute enought :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xa2JJwMqnD
>>61039928
And the one that Eero knew his wife.
So when is there something to read ?
Jožin z Bažin in the meantime
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19y6o1YDLAe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL3WmSRGCB4
>>61033618
I didn't need to be reminded of this feel.
Anyone want to sing me happy birthday in their own language?
![1302ede4e115c57b9449e123ff0e7a4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vn1lzRp.jpg "1302ede4e115c57b9449e123ff0e7a4d[1].jpg")
>>61036678
Not really
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u196TVbN9V
>>61036678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-N1b8a-eJg
>>61042124
Olha que coisa mais linda
Mais cheia de graça
É ela menina
Que vem e que passa
Num doce balanço
A caminho do mar
Moça do corpo dourado
Do sol de Ipanema
O seu balançado é mais que um poema
É a coisa mais linda que eu já vi passar
Ah, por que estou tão sozinho?
Ah, por que tudo é tão triste?
Ah, a beleza que existe
A beleza que não é só minha
Que também passa sozinha
Ah, se ela soubesse
Que quando ela passa
O mundo inteirinho se enche de graça
E fica mais lindo
Por causa do amor
>>61047579
I'd love to but there's people sleeping inside, who the fuck goes sleeping at 10pm?
>>61047586
noice one, I'd like to sing something with you pal
>>61048317
I'm very new to this kind of stuff, I'm afraid that I can't do that piece at this moment. I really want to sing this one in the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4YzsV4HBE
>>61032527
>>61047579
>>61033454
Happy birthday anon!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ofxOIW0uA
>>61032527
A very happy birthday to you
I haven't been here in months, do babs and Nigel still post?
>>61049740
>>61049678
my first post in almost a month.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iHQYlG4APe
>>61022852
Is it accelerated by fukken 5 times?
>>61049899
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iHQYlG4APe
I'm not Hermann though you know might still know me. Nice to hear you again man.
>>61047579
Alles Gute Anon :3
>>61049365
>>61049899
Saved, thank you both very much I'm happy now <3
>>61049365
What was the last thing you said?
>>61031239
Omg, nice.
>inb4 do you love this anime I don't know what's this.
>>61050027
Danke dir Anon :3 Bist du das Süßmödchen das hier manchmal pfostiert?
>>61050027
no idea how you are
>>61050031
hope you had a nice day, lad
Germany in September if all goes according to plan :DDDD
any chance of some German text? Nothing too heavy
>>61050106
who*
>>61050076
>Süßmädchen
Geb ich zu, ja.
>das hier manchmal pfostiert
Ich habe eher selten hier pfostiert, glaube das ist jemand anderes.
>>61050106
I wouldn't expect you to remember me desu.
>>61050031
iyi ki doğdun hermann
iyi ki doğdun is another way to say happy birthday but it means something like "i'm glad you were born"
>>61050195
German posters are so rare I probably would ;_;
are you Franz the poker guy?
>>61050106
Es war einmal ein Strauß.
Der stellte ein Dingsda vors Haus.
Da kam dazu die Ammer,
Die rollte das Dingsda zur Kammer.
Dort drinnen legte der Fisch
Das Dingsda auf den Tisch.
Jetzt kam der Frosch an die Reihe,
Der bestäubte das Dingsda mit Kleie.
Seine Söhne, drei bildschöne Quappen,
Umhüllten das Dingsda mit Lappen.
Hierauf verstaute die Kuh
das Dingsda in einem Schuh.
Der Stieglitz, der Storch und der Stier
verpackten den Schuh in Papier.
Jedoch zwei uralte Raben,
die wollten's im Schuh nicht haben.
So erbarmte sich ihrer die Maus,
Und packte das Dings wieder aus.
Die Muschel befahl durch die Schalen,
man solle das Dingsda bemalen.
Doch ein Schwein mit schlechtem Betragen
Versuchte am Dingsda zu nagen.
Sogleich begannen zwei Katzen
mit den Krallen am Dingsda zu kratzen.
Auch konnten's zwei unreife Schnecken
nicht lassen, am Dingsda zu lecken.
Die Assel kroch grau aus dem Keller
und warf auf das Dingsda fünf Teller.
Am Ende warf der Igel
das Dingsda in den Spiegel!
Das Dingsda blieb im Spiegel stecken
und alle sahen voller Schrecken:
Hier war ein Wunderwerk gescheh'n,
denn im Spiegel war nun ein adsgniD zu seh'n.
"Tja", sprachen die uralten Raben gelehrt,
"Im Spiegel wirkt alles seitenverkehrt."
Darauf gingen alle aus dem Haus:
Die Kuh, der Stier, der Frosch, die Maus,
und schliesslich die uralten Raben
denn ein adsgniD wollte keiner mehr haben.
>>61050216
That is so sweet thank you :)
>>61050232
Just a girl that used to post here only for a few weeks. That was around winter afair.
Now that I say this, actually I haven't really been on /int/ for months, wew.
If you still can't recall it I could give you an easy hint.
![viking-owl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qejpt1J.jpg "viking-owl[1].jpg")
>>61049012
I'd just fuck it up, here, have an old battle hymn instead.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HHbjtzBcr1
Requesting Italian
>>61050274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rXQNm2QoE1
funny that, French gets easier after a drink or two but German much tougher
>>61050421
you're the interpals Gerry!
I remember now :DD
>>61050274
you're welcome anon. have a good evening
>>61036678
>>61047586
>>61049012
>>61050429
so fucking cool
where have these threads been and why did you make it at this hour
you stupid yankee danky doodle shite
Vocaroo thread is for gay peopel
>>61050520
That's because french isn't a real language and it's easier to talk gibberish when drunk :^)
Your German is good but work on your ü a bit.
>>61050574
Good guess! That would have been my hint as well lmao.
>>61050633
spent the last 2 weeks with at least one German with me at all times and I swear to christ my German has gotten worse, go figure :DD
>>61050520
Jesus Christ that was relaxing.
>>61050708
>61050708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j3GGyxmrCv
>>61050520
You guy speak a good German, actually.
I almost thought that it was a nazi speech.
>>61050816
step up your quoting game
>>61033618
21 yo here and I approve.
>>61037909
Californian, I believe. They don't even try to speak English.
>>61050598
>Implying this board is not American but European.
>>61050816
Nigel, Please.
>>61050816
I was relaxed with coco but now I am having flash backs to wars I never fought in.
>>61050872
???
cyka blyat
>>61050891
Actually, kek.
>>61031644
>>61022852
>grills
>>61050912
You are so EBIN, finnnbro.
>why did you make it at this hour
>Implying this board is not American but European.
Hope this thread will be here in the morning so I'll sing Crystal Ship fo ya.
![JH8A3wM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ioOoCft.png "JH8A3wM[1].png")
German tiem?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pOY0Qv8eFu
>>61051021
this board isn't American
>>61050877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y3ArzNTwKx
>>61051065
But... Moot...
>>61051158
moot with us anymore
>>61051243
isn't
don't know how I managed to fuck that one up
>>61051090
Are you even french? Your vocaroo make me laugh a lot! You seems so nice, hem, and so drunk. I'd like to drink with you while the fête de la musique.
>>61051344
He sounds like a britbong to me.
Also are you flirting with him Mr cheese man?
>>61051090
First bit made me laugh not gonna lie famalam.
>>61051429
>are you flirting with him
Absolutely yes.
>>61051344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00yvcULANAe
>>61051545
W-why are you not flirting with me ugh~~
>>61051429
Aye bro, I'm pretty british tbqf
>>61051696
H-hi do you want to go out sometime?
>>61051553
Well, You speak a very good french for a drunk english native... You must be in France for a while?
>Fête de la musique
I'll be happy to meet you guy, where are you?
Hum.. I-I'm not gay tho.
>>61051553
You're pretty cute lad. no homo.
>>61051344
>>61051696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rwd1BI5BEF
>>61051705
Out of 1-10 how British are you famalam?
>>61051735
Only if I can make fun of your funny accent.
>>61051856
I'm actually a brit senpai, sorry.
>>61051751
SOUTH WEST reporting in.
No homo, tho
>>61051875
Are you travelling in Germany then?
Also post voice to prove it :^)
>>61051856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n618ZwpQv9
>>61051956
No I live in Germany.
But I've finally requested my british passport, I will get it in 4 weeks :)
Not right now friend
>>61051840
Just understand the half of what you said but, it was pretty sexy so.
I enjoyed that.
>>61052072
>only understands half
damn I need to work on this ;_;
>>61052140
I was aroused through the entire thing.
>>61052070
Tell me if you need a tour guide ugh~
>>61052140
Stop playing around with such romantic ideas such as living in France.
France is no place for an Englishmen its time to come home.
>>61052218
It get's worse Nigel2, i'm moving to Germany in September
>>61052265
Do you have property in England? id love to squat in your home.
>>61052341
Ho hum, I didn't know corbyn was on int.
Come crash in France over summer with me, bro
>>61052397
B-but I am scared you would drug and fug me if I came.
>>61052488
you wouldn't be coming, i'm a selfish lover
>>61052642
You are speaking drunk again silly.
Now tell me your home address squatters rights NOW!
I don't want to make a vocaroo, im afraid of that you will make fun of my voice ;_;
>>61052706
You sound like a northerner ;_;
>>61052397
What is your real nationality, Bro?
>>61052744
nah bro, do it!
Someone has to other than me.
>>61052801
W-what do I say
>>61052744
do eet
>>61052849
sing your favorite song in your language?
>>61052771
lad im a brit, can't you tell from the shitty accent when i do French?
>>61052897
>>61052849
this
or just read something in any language, whatever is comfy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>61052923
Humf, you have a really good accent, (I knew that you where stranger, and drunk. But it was very difficult to localize you. And I sometimes thought that you were french. Really.
>>61052958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s095fJvxzrLy
;_;
>>61053063
Because you speakek English with a so shitty accent. Like a french people.
>>61052755
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04PJkLdpL36
I don't sound like a northrner friend.
>>61053066
Allons? / Hallo?
>>61053063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mXPDeazuw2
>>61053160
"Hallå"
>>61053066
Hallå anon but that's too short to be a song
>>61053109
Yeah, ok, But i'm drunk, actually.
I have a excuse, Mon ami.
>>61053192
I-I didnt want to record any longer
>>61053066
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s095fJvxzrLy
hallo swede.
>>61053136
comfy but no dice on the address.
>>61053048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ektGm7lNXq
>Ameriblubbers posting on my brit
>>61050274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13KyAGNtgwZ
b-b-bitte
please respond
german?? french?? please
>>61053173
>"Le south-west"
Actually I never been there. I live in Normandy. Hope you guy have fun there!
>>61053245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17bS0RyNKbc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s113eNMbF6bY
>>61053389
And an allah whoakbar to you to friend.
>>61053429
not here, p-please
>>61053303
You sound German!
You don't even have the qt accent :(
Can you say (or if you know the song sing) this with a dutch accent?
Warum bin ich so fröhlich
so fröhlich so fröhlich,
bin ausgesprochen fröhlich,
so fröhlich war ich nie
ich war schon öfter fröhlich,
ganz fröhlich ganz fröhlich,
doch so verblüffend fröhlich
war ich bis heut noch nie
ich bin auch schon mal traurig,
so abgrundtief traurig,
dann bin ich schaurig traurig,
dann tut mir alles weh
bin manchmal leicht neurotisch,
psychotisch und chaotisch,
labil und neogotisch, doch heut bin ich ok
>>61050699
germany is for musulmans and t*rks desu, you will not be welcome there kumar
>>61053173
>"You try to lose your English accent"
Why? It's just cute. Stop it guy. I can't understand how you have not figured this out?
>>61053340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B4sCit7WSZ
>>61053506
>You don't even have the qt accent :(
w-what? :(
i dont know what the dutch accent is
please describe it or otherwise im just gonna read it normally!!!!
>>61053589
can i get some french please sir
>>61053616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpmhPG3vLDA
>>61053589
is similar to how apparently french people think their accent is ugly when they speak english but the anglos love it
i think it just screams "mediocrity" or "i am not trying hard enough" to them desu
>>61053589
I'm mean, you're drunk, ok. Got it.
But you're in France for weeks now. How can't you understand that your freakin' accent is cute? move outside your hôtel, maybe?
>>61053534
germans are more friendly than french ;_;
>>61053659
lad i work and live in France, ain't nothing useful with having a strong english accent.
>>61053665
that's what you think, pajit
you will think differently when you have to interact with more than just social people
>>61053718
It is for trying to get a waiter job.
>>61053721
Why do you leafs have to make every thread bad?
>>61053649
Thx, but french accent is actually... shit.
>Even for the french.
>>61053721
leave north america and then comment
>>61053761
>61053761
I don't work as a waitor though :DD
>Why do you leafs have to make every thread bad?
this
>>61053718
Where are you? in wich city?
>>61053761
>Why do you leafs have to make every thread bad?
This Thread Is Going A Little Too Well For My Liking
>>61053768
yes, but anglos love it, that's the thing. they love french and love french accents for the most part. you could probably bang them easily assuming you're even decent looking.
>>61053827
im in the countryside, nearest big city would be Bordeaux
>>61053820
What do you work as hun?
>>61053610
epic
>>61053648
i dont think i can do that
sorry
>>61053883
>hun
I'm not German yet
I work in an estate agency, thankfully not selling houses though
>>61053906
Can you tell me of some homes I can squat?
>>61053900
Y-you sound really cute tbqh I'd date you.
no homo
ik hou van je
>>61053865
Ok. I guess it's a good place. Banlieue of Bordeaux is good, I heard.
>>61053951
M8 I haven't been in the uk since 2014, i'm not of any use
>>61053954
t-thanks
bist du eine schwuchtel??
was zur hoelle
>>61053968
nah son, i'm about an hour outside of Bordeaux in a pretty market town :3 Life is comfy as fuck
>>61053982
No in France if you work in estate agency.
>>61054052
Oh, do you speak French?
>>61054090
he's english, even if he lived in france he would still not speak it
>>61054115
this is true, and hurtful. Fuck yourself, xing lee
>>61054010
N-nein holländer sind nur süß :3
>>61054115
Oh, apprently you have English tourists too?
>>61054155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MYPgiaAZTV
>>61054208
not too many since they mostly forget we exist. i know about southern france and all the english people who retire there, though.
>>61054248
Too many women in these threads.
>>61054248
reeeee girls get off my board!!!
Unless you're the qt minnesotan
>>61054248
>southern france and all the english people who retire there
Not only them, German too, and French.
Well, every old people who can afford it.
>>61054287
yeah, ikr. let's get rid of em, starting with you.
>>61054321
i've been to minnesota desu, they're nice people, just south of the ontario border too so ez to get to.
>>61054248
>southern france
Southern france = Europe's Florida.
>>61054191
o oké
mehr deutsch bitte ich langweile mich
why are you frenchies arguing so much
youre all equally french and therefore equally miserable
besides ONE OF YOU pretended not to understand me when i wanted to buy a bottle of water when i was like 12 fuck u
>>61054331
this. Tonnes of Dutch, too
Ja? Ich count gut?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SVuWBH9UNq
>>61054393
In der Kneipe ‚Zum Südwester‘
Sitzt der Bruder mit der Schwester
Hand in Hand.
Zwar der Bruder ist kein Bruder,
Doch die Schwester ist ein Luder
Und das braune Mädchen stammt aus Feuerland.
In der Kneipe ‚Zum Südwester‘
Ballt sich manchmal eine Hand,
Knallt ein Möbel an die Wand.
Doch in jener selben Schenke
Schäumt um einfache Getränke
Schwer erkämpftes Seemannsglück.
Die Matrosen kommen, gehen.
Alles lebt vom Wiedersehen.
Ein gegangener Gast sehnt sich zurück.
Durch die Fensterscheibe aber träumt ein Schatten
Derer, die dort einmal
Oder keinmal
Abenteuerliche Freude hatten
I hate the french too!!! we have so much in common, let's date!
>>61054052
No. And I do not intend to learn B)
>>61054426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WT1XZG2X79
>>61054601
you'd do well here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xa5a7EKFhg
How is my alveolar "R"? (For spanish learning). I have troubles with it desu
>>61054491
no
>>61054512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WUoYiX4TA
> let's date!
ok cool where do u live!!
>>61054674
Can I stay with you then ugh~
You don't mind buying food do you?
>>61054491
it's good, except the fünf. You make an "u"-sound instead of "ü"
>>61054785
what do i get in return?
>>61054655
calm down
>>61054738
That was very nice!
I live in BaWü :)
>>61054830
ty
i live in groningen ;(
>>61054873
Wait are you Käsefresser
Also I'm trying not to be sick rn famalams I ate and drank far too much.
>>61054818
I can give you foot rubs.
Gib food.
>>61054955
no. Tidy up my shit and make sure there is a drink waiting for me when i get back home and we have a deal
>>61054950
>Käsefresser
no
i dont even like cheese
>Also I'm trying not to be sick rn famalams I ate and drank far too much.
rest in peace
i had spareribs and i shouldnt have i feel like a monster and sick
>>61055025
I had a giant sandwich and eggs for breakfast, then cake, pizza for dinner and a bottle and a half of wine.
Send help
>>61054988
D-deal...
Unser Vadder im Himmel,
dei Naame loss heilich sei,
Dei Reich loss komme.
Dei Wille loss gedu sei,
uff die Erd wie im Himmel.
Unser deeglich Brot gebb uns heit,
Un vergebb unser Schulde,
wie mir die vergewwe wu uns schuldich sinn.
Un fiehr uns net in die Versuchung,
awwer hald uns vum ewile.
Fer dei is es Reich, die Graft,
un die Hallichkeit in Ewichkeit. Amen.
>>61055056
bawue is too far im sorry
i will send you good vibrations godspeed german
>>61055162
wuddafuggg :---DDDD
>>61051010
free (you) for azeribro :3
well, goodnight voc thread :DD sleep tight
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n6jtqPC86Z
>>61055162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhcqj5UdEt
i dont know what this is
>>61055792
Pennsylvania German
>>61055827
you aint gonna tell me how i did baka
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RKL2gNmKep
My dudes
>>61055917
this is really how americans talk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
>>61055792
seems like Our Father's prayer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QVUJ0pW1P9
>>61055917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Sr4laV7Tl
i need to spend more time with americans
>>61056062
i know WHAT it is just not which dumb language
it just seemed liked retarded german
and then i found that it was in fact retarded german
>>61056016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o6mWOvU43C
