RISK THREAD!
I have never hosted a RISK thread, but I have played quite a few times. So this is my first thread I am going to host so far.
We will wait until 6 players have arrived, anyway, I will be back in 20 minutes from this moment.
red istanbul niggeristan
Should this thread be deleted, I'll move it to /pol/. Just search ”risk” in the catalog and you shall find the last mupdate posted by a Romanian OP.
If there is anyone willing to host, notice me; otherwise, I'll be the host.
BRB 20 minutes.
I'm back, bumping.
Blue gibraltar caliphate of Iberia
Bump I'll play if we can get more Players
>Dark Green
>Arab Commonwealth
>Haifa israel and around the Tel aviv area
>>60982372
Take a tripcode.
bump maybe post a link to this thread on /pol/ to get more players?
>>60981561
Caliphate of Eurabia
London
Brown
>>60982649
Didn't think about that, going to do it now. We need 3 more players.
>>60981561
Scorpiongirl Empire
Milano
Gold
>>60981561
>>60982721
Actually wait nevermind OP, too tired to play
>>60982814
Fine.
>>60982825
You may just want to start another thread on /pol/ and host there. Maybe another map depending on how retarded you think the users are there.
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-cC53FfB5rpZXdDdnNfQjV5SXM&usp=drive_web#
>>60982912
Oh yeah, and you may also want to wait until this thread and the pol thread die before you start another thread
>>60982912
Do you think I am going to click that shit?
>>60982946
It's the risk archives you newfag
>>60982946
Yeah the link is fine it's just a link to loads of risk maps
Desert Randers
Brown
Iran
Is this game going ahead?
>>60983295
I hope so
>Milan
>Fuck
>Gold preferably
Cyan
Germany
Kingdom of Prussia
Is this dead?
OP, if we are still doing this, it would be advisable to start now with the players present.
>>60983752
I'm back
Checking in! Brown and I want yo be the plague and ill take italy or eengland
>>60983888
We are playing without proxies here.
>>60983869
Great, I almost thought this thread was gonna die!
Well then:
>Communist insurgency
>Red
>Far north east
>>60983316
>>60983185
Are you still here?
>>60981561
Georgian Empire
Green (any shade)
Georgia
>>60983921
Why does no one believe me..anyway proof
>>60984054
Take a tripcode and tell me where I start from.
>>60984054
On a scale of 1 to 10, how shit is ethiopia? is it like the stereotypes?
>>60983888
Not Italy please
>>60984072
Cant tripcode cuz of my mobile app but other risk threads let me play cuz of my rare flag is that ok?
>>60984135
Sure, but tell me your kingdom's name.
>>60984098
3 its very nice and developing quickly. The weather is nice and the people are friendly. Not to say its perfect but its great for a vacation. Dont believe everything on tv btw.
first mupdate, roll
>>60984189
Fill Germany!
>>60984189
Push south into Armenia
>>60984158
Potato land and ill take any free color
>>60984189
Expand towards that star.
>>60984208
woopsie forgot le ebin bonus :^)))
>>60984189
Take Torino and then Marseilles.
>>60984234
>straight
spill into Firenze and Venice
>>60984232
You've also forgotten the trip.
>>60984264
I have already coloured them.
>>60984308
Start filling in Armenia, and then Georgia.
I also cannot trip.
>>60984308
Expand towards Berlin and every city I can!
>>60984308
Straights are worth 30T, so I should have had enough to take Torino, Marseilles and Firenze.
>>60984334
fug i'm bad at this
>>60984308
Expand towards the oil and Perm.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60984367
What are you talking about? You got a palindrome. That gives you 30 territories.
>>60984308
Anyway, assuming you fixed it, roll to take Venice and Bern
>>60984402
Referring to my inability to change my bonus in my name.
Fixed them all.
Ethiopianon, are you going to roll?
>>60984308
Fill ireland!
Also op if you dont mind could you possibly make the image file size smaller it cost me alot to open that size image
>>60984474
Ah. Disregard me then.
>>60984410
NAP? I just want to fill Germany.
>>60984308
Annex Tel aviv and Beruit
>>60984504
Sure.
>>60984498
I can't - I would have a hard time filling those spaces in paint.
>>60984545
Fill the rest of Armenia and then push into Anatolia.
>>60984545
Go get thay artic fish and keep expanding in Russia.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60984545
from Israel annex Damascus then Annex Beruit
>>60984545
Fill Germany and annex any city I can!
>>60984371
NAP?
>>60984545
Take Torino, Marseilles and Bern.
>Orange
>Donald Trump's Real Estate Empire
>Spain
>>60984575
Sure.
>>60984545
No probs wendem can I go into ice land and if I have left over england. Also what does annex and nap mean
>>60984642
NAP is a non aggression pact, and annex means to take a city. they are explained in the map.
>>60984575
As long as there are only 6 players in this game, I don't think it's a good idea allowing 2 NAPs.
>>60984750
Fill Spain
>>60984750
Move out into Anatolia and try to annex Trebzon.
>>60984750
Get Kazan and Samara, and keep expanding our glorious revolution.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60984750
Sail from beruit to Cyprus and annex, then annex Antioch then spill towards Jerusalem annex that if I can
>>60984750
Annex Bern and Marseilles.
Are you counting bonuses? I gained 6 last turn when I should have gained 11.
>>60984750
Fill Germany!
>>60984750
Continue filling iceland
>>60984822
What do you mean by counting bonuses? I only add the number of territories equivalent with the number of your roll.
>>60984931
Continue to Trebzon, then if possible go north to get the oil.
>>60984931
Fill Spain
>>60984931
Annex Cyprus, Antioch, and Aleppo spill towards Jerusalem
>>60984931
There's a "+X" next to the cities, which means the person who owns that cities gets that many more tiles each turn
Annex Marseilles, and fill Italy.
>>60984931
Ok forget iceland fill england
>>60984931
Fill Germany!
>>60984931
Take Kazan and Samara, keep expanding.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60985007
Gotta board a plan, gtg
>>60984984
Adding to this, there are also resources that give bonuses.
>>60985047
What?
>>60984984
I will keep that in mind in the upcoming turns.
>>60985120
He is boarding a plane somewhere.
>>60985123
Same thing as last turn, take trebzon and move north.
>>60985123
Expand into Sweden!
>>60985123
Take Samara, keep expanding.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60985123
Take Zurich and fill Italy.
>>60985123
Keep taking england
It seems like dark green and orange are gone.
>>60985300
Make a push for Baghdad
>>60985300
Expand south.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60985329
Once again I forgot my bonus
>>60985300
Orange said he was crashing a plane
Roll to fill Italy
>>60985300
Continue taking england and if there is leftover move to mainland europe
>>60985300
Annex any city in Sweden I can!
I'd like to sign in too.
>Warsaw
>whatever color i dont mind
>European Crusaders
Should there be any lurker willing to take green or orange, go ahead!
>>60985512
Fill Norway and Denmark!
who /5555/ here?
>>60985300
Taking Over for Dark green since hes gone
Rolling to take Jerusalem
Spills go towards aleppo
Bonus 8
Salut
>>60985512
march towards krakow, spill south of that
>>60985512
Continue filling england
>>60985540
>/PaliOnFirstRoll/
Real nigga edition
>>60985512
Take the fish to my east and fill westwards in southern France.
>>60985512
Go towards Nizhny and Yaroslavl.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60985575
Salut
>pali on the second roll as well
>>60985556
Pretty close.
Georgian Empire is gone as well...
>>60985689
Fill Germany!
>>60985689
Expand to the Wheat and Toulouse then Bordeaux.
>>60985689
Finish up england and then move to european mainland
>>60985689
Towards Nizhny.
>>60985689
conquer that city to the left, spill south
>>60985689
Take Aleppo and Antiock
Bonus 10
>>60985735
forgot to mention, i have 3 points extra
>>60985720
Sorry just move to mainland didn't realise I took england
>>60985789
Would you mind writing your bonus from now on?
>>60985852
Take Yaroslavl, and expand towards Sankt Peterburg.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60985852
Head north to the sea
>>60985852
Take Nantes and expand into Spain.
>>60985899
I guess spill inside poland because i got these huge throbbing dubs, spill south heading towards crimea
>>60985852
Fill Germany!
Vlad and Ethiopia, are you here?
>>60985852
Take antiock and Aman
Bonus 12
>>60986090
Fill Germany!
>>60986109
Another roll for this turn please.
>>60986090
Take Valencia, Bilbao and Madrid, then fill Spain.
>>60986090
March towards Moskva and Sankt Peterburg.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60986090
fill the whole of poland, then go inside ukraine
Mmk I have 11 points and I want to continue to spread evenly into europe
Wanna be allies? >>60985984
>>60986134
Go by sea and take Irakeide, the fish and Alexandria
Claiming thr bonus for the cities i roller before
Bonus 14
>>60986216
Is this your roll?
>>60986216
Be more accurate next time.
>>60986329
Go get Moskva and potatoes.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60986329
>Filling the sea in
What retardation is this
>>60986216
I don't think so, no.
>>60986329
Fill Iberia.
>>60986329
fill the sea above me, go vertical. spill into ukraine
>>60986329
Fill Germany!
>>60986247
>>60986329
Sorry yes it is.>>60986329
And move to paris
[13pts]
>>60986444
oh shit
>>60986360
Would you like to play?
>>60986492
Fill Germany!
>>60986492
get kalingrad, spill into ukraine
>>60986492
Kill Trump and fill Spain. Spill into Italy and then Africa.
>>60986492
Get the potato, go towards the oil.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60986492
Attack yellow and reinforce paris
How many points does reinforcing cost I have 15 points before the reinforcement
>>60986626
Sorry I meant 16
>>60986510
Want to upgrade from NAP to Alliance?
>>60986626
1 point per territory. I guess the city's bonus per city.
>>60986663
Sure, mate. I have a feeling me and gray will attack soon, but I hope that won't happen.
>>60986492
Take Alexandria Izmir and Athens
>>60986735
Fill Germany!
>>60986735
Go towards Volgograd.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60986735
Invade brown in France, ignoring Paris.
>>60986735
GET THE FFUCKING WEED (WHEAT) LIL NIGGA.
im also searching for allies.
>>60986789
Some nice straights.
>>60986735
Add that roll please i was 10 seconds late
Rolling this turn to take Istanbull and Cairo
Sorry about this it wont happen again
Bonus 22. For this turn(with athens alexandria and izmir)
>>60986820
>>60986743
>>60986735
This roll
>>60986735
Attack yellow again
Grey do you wanna be allies?
>>60986878
Yeh sure. Im making a wall to protect europe of evil slavs
>>60986878
Btw I have 18 points
>>60986935
Doing God's work Anon
But stay out of Romania or i'll fuck your shit up........respectfully
>>60987064
Fill Norway, and get that fish bonus if I'm able to!
>>60987064
Take potato and Yoronezh.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60987064
Kill brown, but don't attack Paris.
>>60987064
Is there still place for a player?
>>60987064
I didnt wanna go into moldova but alright.
Get crimea. Spill into the whole of ukraine.
>pic related
Its your new world leader blazin on them wheats my man
>>60987064
Take Cairo and Ankara
Spills go from Damascus and take Abu Kamil ,Kirkuk and Bagdhad
Binus 25, just counted it
>>60987133
Sure, just take over light green (Georgia), take a trip and go ahead!
>>60987064
Attack yellow going toward marseilles
>>60986935
Can we keep teal at bay and should we start a triad with op?
>>60987193
I heard my name. Ja, what is it?
>>60987145
Ohhhh God....the horror
Please shave that pube beard
>>60987193
By the looks of it and according to my calculations i think that commies will invade finland, teal probably wont be happy so they will try to keep russia at bay. I think we should invade teal when he doesnt invade commies
>>60987183
Here's the trip
>>60987181
NAP?
>>60987224
its how i do my facial hair on purpose. I think it looks good
>>60987255
NAP, i'm not looking to get involvee in any of your wars right now, the Jews are a peacefull lot
>>60987260
Maybe i'm not getting thr whole picture but i looks like you can't grow enough
>>60987145
vaporwave?
That wasn't Moldova anyway, it was T*ansnistria.
>>60987234
Wanna become my sattelite state? When i say jump you say yes master, in exchange i wont kill you and you will be under my protection
>>60987219
I certainly intend to invade Finland, but I have no interest in Norway or Sweden, so that shouldn't cause a problem between our nations, right?
>>60987355
Get crimea, then head towards the caucasus
>>60987355
Invade Finland, focus on taking Helsinki.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60987355
Take Ankara, Kirkuk, Bhagdad and the oil south of it
Bonus 28
>>60987355
Take Malatva and Mikkari,spills go to the north
>>60987357
Sounds like a fun playstyle
>>60987355
Retake my wheat and then Nantes, spill into expanding towards England.
>>60987355
Move to bordeax and lyon like 2 horns if I get there I choose to reinforce both cities I have [18pts]
>>60987361
I don't mind, as long as you don't attack me. Gray's trying to start shit, huh? How rude...
>>60987355
Expand towards the Balkans!
>>60987399
>99
Dubs, 12x2=25+25bonus= i win
>>60987414
Don't attack Paris.
>>60987435
I wont attack you. And I'm afraid Gray's reckless behaviour is something we'll have to deal with sooner or later.
>>60987440
>12x2=25
>>60987361
Go no further south, don't annex Rostov and don't fuck with my bitchboi Georgia
Then we wont have a problem ok?
>>60987490
What do ya say to put aside our differences and, how would you say, 'take care' of them if needed?
>>60987508
I have other plans right now so whatever.
>>60987454
Allies?
>>60987527
Sounds good to me.
>>60987527
>>60987608
Thats not good.
I'm going to take lunch, brb 20-30 minutes.
Just roll the >>60987777
>>60987585
Only one ally at a time, I'm afraid.
>>60987633
Do not speak about people behind their backs. It's rude to speak about someone who's always listening~
>>60987641
Expand towards Bulgaria!
>>60987641
reinforce the border between blue and i. Then fill ukraine
>>60987641
Take the all the oil to the north, spills go to Rostov
>>60987641
Take Åland and Turku.
>+3 against unoccupied land
Is the game over guys?
>>60987641
Invade England by sea.
>>60987741
No,it will continue after OPs is done with his lunch.
>>60987641
Take oil south of bhagdad, sisi,nakml
Spills al'adabar and medina and Mecca
Bonus 33
>>60987746
Ok
>>60987641
Attack yellow and reinforce london
[17]
Ill be afk for a bit gonna charge ma phone
>>60987641
Bumping with happy Pepe
>>60988036
My empire will now use this camo as default camo. We will use this in the new winter war of russia
>>60988135
Noice
I am back, in ~7 minutes I am going to post the map.
My country's new standard issue rifle
I will use leopard tanks, KA-52s because they look really cool. Eurofighters as jets. And as IFVs i will use M2 bradleys
>>60988377
You will perish anyway.
https://youtu.be/fhXQiucfI9E
>>60988468
Take the Oil . Spills go to Rostov.
>>60988468
I dont feel like bordering russia, but i have to. go to caucasus and get the damn oil
>>60988468
Take southampton, Cardiff and Birmingham.
>>60988468
Reenforce my border around Gray!
>>60988536
sorry i actually have 15 points
>>60988468
Take Riga and Minsk.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60988468
Get the north african coast, take SISI,almarj,tripoli,tunis and Constsntine
Bonus 35
>>60988609
Mommy,Geert is taking my Oil :(((
>>60988622
WHAT???
>>60988606
Give my fuccboi his oil back now!!
>>60988622
i rolled first nigger
>Kingdom of Prussia
>Never owned Prussia
>>60988712
You rolled around 20 seconds later nigger,scroll up
ROLL THE QUINTS!
5*11=55 territories!
>>60988768
Fill the Balkans!
>>60988714
Germany's close enough, I guess.
>>60988768
Take Calais, Leeds and Glasgow, then Paris and London.
>>60988768
cede the oil to georgia, capture rastov or some shit. Reinforce borders around blue
>>60988768
Take Tripoli then attack kingdom of Prussia for aggresive expansion taking Sofia Belgrade and the rest
>>60988768
Get near the ukrainkan border without attacking.
>+3 against unoccupied land
>>60988768
Attack yellow sorry I missed ma turn
It seems like I should take the quints...
>>60988833
reinforce borders against red too.
>>60988768
Expand towards atrval
>>60988890
>2 late
>>60988890
Can I redirect my roll towards defending against Vlad?
>>60988956
No redirecting eternal germ
>>60989006
Y-You too.
>>60988956
No, do it next time.
Who is going to take the 0000?
>>60989045
Attack Vlad. Defend if attacked by Gray!
>>60989045
Attack the prussia
>>60989045
Go towards that Kazakhstan City
