What are you waiting to get a beautiful latina gf? They are waiting for you
>>60925532
Give me one
>>60925611
You just have to come and grab one
>>60925532
The ones here are ugly, too short and 80% native
>>60926042
I'm gonna learn Spanish and start working out. Colombia is officially my next year's vacation spot.
>>60926204
you get the ugly mexicans and centroamericans, the qt ones are in the caribbean and in SA
>>60926513
There are almost no mexicans here, what we have the most is from Ecuador, Colombia and Bolivia
>>60926853
is people*
>>60925532
How good does my Spanish have to be? How much money do I need to have? How built do I have to be?
>>60926853
You just need 1 of those things, maybe one and a half
>>60927141
A wallet?
>>60927223
Be built and know a little bit of spanish, or have good spanish and be a little bit built... or have money, that always works
>>60925532
Not exotic enough for me. The girls you posted are rather average for me. Not that they're ugly, rather over-represented. You can find a girl like that here in two minutes. They don't stand out here
Maybe you'd be more stupefied that I appreciate a more "mestiza" indio type, if we're talking about South American girls, because I can find your castizas everywhere here
>>60927520
Forgot to add. I noticed the TV hosts, public people, Instagram girls and such I. south America. This kind of beauty being celebrated there is plain here. I've seen a few Mexican telenovela starts, and they're plain Caucasians. No wonder Mexican society suffers from this looming "beauty caste" issue
>>60927520
like this?
>>60925532
because my autismus
>>60927651
Maybe from another angle? From here, she reminds me of a girl I knew, so no
>>60925532
can you send two with DHL ?
>>60927786
Well i don't really know what you call exotic then
But how there are many "castizas" and mestizas in there?
>>60926042
>You just have to come and grab one
Is it legal to kidnap an underaged colombian gf?
t. Colombian Ministry Of Tourism
>>60927993
No but it's Colombia so you can skip the legal part
>>60928176
Will I get killed by narcos?
>>60927978
I thought you use the term "castiza" for women who look generally European or are full blooded European with European features
Aqui no hay mestizas. I just prefer them over the above. What kind do I prefer? There was an image circulatif around here. I think it was one if those "beauty around the world", where they take photos of girls in different countries. There was a Peruvian girl. If someone has the photo so they can post it here, I can't find it. She is very attractive to me, for example. That kind of beauty
>>60928248
Found the photo
>>60928196
Not by narcos, but maybe
>>60928248
Castizas are just mestizas that look more European, but not full blooded and with still a little bit amount of indian blood
>>60928523
Well those girls are Peruvian, Bolivian and Paraguayan, here is very hard to find full blooded indians or whites
>>60928637
>Not by narcos, but maybe
Will I actually be killed?
is Colombia even safe?
>>60928658
Well Colombia is safer than a most of Central American countries and some South Americans, but you're stealing a underaged girl what are you expecting kek
>>60925532
all are ugly like a shit ...look like monkeys, south america was a big mistake..
TRUMP 2017
>>60925532
As far as I know colombian girls don't like spanish men.
>>60928771
True
Any tips on going about it undetected? Should I get a short one and stuff her into two potato sacks? One going from her head and the other from her feet?
How can I get her out of the country safely and undetected?
>>60928637
Gracias por tus respuestas rapidas, my amigo colombiano. Sois los mejroes en /int/. Dios te bendiga
>>60928889
son una mierda, a ver si se vuelven a su pais de mierda que aquà sobran
>>60928843
Just grab her and run to Panama or any other border country asap
>>60928822
Only stupid ones that think we are still in 1700, and that applies to men too
>>60929096
>Just grab her and run to Panama or any other border country asap
she's probably hard to carry, that's why I'm thinking potato sack and then throw her over my shoulder and carry her to a jeep which will drive to a private airport. One she's on the plane she won't be running away.
But how do I communicate with her? My Spanish isn't too good
>>60928931
Mira quien habla, el culo europeo lmao
Quiero dar las gracias por esta oportunidad agradecer la ironÃa AAAAAAAJJJJJ
>>60929246
Seduce her with money, they are born loving it, you don't even have to be hostile, just show her you have $$ and she'll follow you eternaly
>>60925532
deja de cafichear a tus minas, sabandija
>>60929478
>Seduce her with money
How much is a good amount?
i got some money but I'm no millionaire
>>60929629
Seconding this question. I have around 600 euros now. Is that good?
>>60929661
>600 euros
Bruv that's a week's salary
>>60929629
>>60929661
Well 600 euros in enough for an underage, and colombian pesos don't worth too much so that will be a decent amount of money
>>60929545
:^)
>>60929779
And 3 minimum monthly salary here
>>60929661
>600 euros is 2038032.13 colombian pesos
yeah thats prolly good
>>60929854
>Well 600 euros in enough for an underage, and colombian pesos don't worth too much so that will be a decent amount of money
I'm pushing nearly $40k CAD networth
How much do I need in order to get a colombian slut
>>60929912
With half of that you can order two
>>60929779
That's a month's salary here, for a job requiring basic qualifications (assistant chefs, barmen off season, delivery, basic call centre duties, cleaning services and such)
Check your privilege
>>60930064
Oh my god, post everything you've got
>>60930064
Is their quality guaranteed?
Any recommended sites to order them from? I'd prefer a money back guarantee if they arrive dead or their quality is subpar in some way.
>>60928248
>I thought you use the term "castiza"
nobody uses that word in "real life". it's imageboard/stormfront slang.
>>60930189
I don't know too much about that, but if you get one from a good company, i think it does
>>60930099
What are some good colombian pornstars?
http://www.xvideos.com/pornstars/rankings/colombia
Like all of these are pretty boring desu
>>60930386
Colombian porn sucks
>>60930551
wtf i want a colombian gf now
Come to a city called Pereira literally the narco qt gf fabric of this shithole, the slogan of the city is 'the city of the open legs'
>>60930739
Seems kind of scary desu
what if the girl is just bait to lead me into a trap and get robbed by narcos or kidnapped
>>60929404
Y tu que haces hablando mi idioma puto eslavo de mierda.
Colombia es un paÃs repugnante que salió de un error
>>60930796
Don't travel here if you don't know any colombian if you travel alone you're fucked, more in narco cities like MedellÃn or Cali
>>60930914
Devuelve el oro que nos robaste moro de mierda
>>60930796
That's very unlikely to happen, even less if it's a city with high tourism, you just need a guide or a friend
>>60930980
Y tu devuélveme el idioma puto indio, lo habéis manchado con vuestras lenguas de indio
>>60930730
If you want AIDS, good luck
>>60931273
http://caracol.com.co/radio/2007/01/18/entretenimiento/1169114280_380061.html
>Hasta los mismos españoles aceptan nuestro español superior
>>60931421
Yo no me considero español, segundo por desgracia tengo que hablar el lenguaje de los pobres.
Tercero sois unos infraseres y me cago en colon
>>60931373
Who hurt you?
Did a cute colombian girl dump you or something
>>60931509
...lo siento por tu autismo
>>60931546
They are inmigrants in Spain and they are really ugly and even brits girls are 10/10 compared with indio girls I n Colombia
>>60931713
Me importa una mierda indio de los cojones
>>60931750
por qué tanto resentimiento, Manolo?
>>60925532
They are not waiting for me you fucking liar.
>>60926853
The majority of Ecuadorian inmigrants in Spain are from poor andean provinces. Here, on the coast, things are different
>>60934919
They do but you playin' bruh
>>60935432
MY
DICK
Please give me this girl as a gf
I'd kill someone to get her as a gf
Why do Colombians of 4chan feel a compulsion to promote their women to foreigners, especially Americans? Do we want to be cucks or just sub-consciously realize that we have shitty genes and want to improve our race?
Seriously these threads showing cherry-picked Colombian girls feel almost like pimps promoting whores
>>60935654
Its the best your country's immigration and tourism department could do.
I can literally imagine a Colombian government official sitting at his desk posting images of hot Colombian teens to boost tourism
>>60925532
I already had a latina gf
0/10 would not recommend
>>60935654
Why does it bother you so much?
>>60935797
I WANT HER AS MY GIRLFRIEND >>60935432
>>60935732
But already most western men who come alone know exactly that they're in for (even with underage girls)
>>60935797
It's kind of pathetic
>>60925532
That is a very good question.
posting qt
>>60935991
And what's your answer?
>>60936590
I really don't know.
>>60935991
>>60936714
Bruh id break my own legs just to be with her forever.
>>60936590
and why are you a cuck?
>>60936726
https://www.instagram.com/mariadiazob/
>>60936798
awww
>>60936993
What do you mean?
>>60937032
Cute
>>60936066
This is the kind of Spic qt that I like
>>60937032
But does her vagina work?
Is she able to have sex?
>>60937044
>>60937054
Do you like wheelchair girls in general, or just her in particular? She can have sex and even get pregnant, but it's not a given that she's able to feel it.
>>60937072
>Do you like wheelchair girls in general, or just her in particular
Well I wouldn't necessarily say that her being physically handicapped is something that I look for but she's pretty cute.
I would push her around and go see cool things together
Why would anybody want an Iberian raped Catholic descendant?
Couldnt you get the real deal?
>>60937105
>Catholic
But that's the best part
>>60937105
>Iberian raped Catholic descendant
>he literally believes that everyone here is a descendant of settlers
>>60937137
But the Latin American Catholic rites are pagan worshipers? You are the equivalent of Haitians
>>60937156
So you are part of the Italian-Moroccan crowd?
>>60937072
>TFW watching her play tennis on instagram and the "Uh" sound she makes when she hits the ball makes me imagine that's what she sounds like when I'm fucking her numb pussy while her lifeless legs dangle in the air
>>60925532
Already have one tbqh
>>60926513
I'm starting to love brown eyes
>>60937179
t. Protestant
>tfw no latinas to give the medium white cock to
why the fuck are there none here
>>60936798
>>60937208
>This retarded slut fell for some MLM bullshit scam
Nah I take what I said back. This whore is dumb as fuck
Maybe God was right to put her into a wheelchair and make her never walk again. someone this stupid should be punished in a very cruel way
>>60937290
You are confusing European Catholicity non-latin rites with that shit you have in Latin America
>>60937292
you live in the end of the world
>>60937293
That is to be expected from Latin Americans. Appreciate her for the qt she is.
>>60937327
b r i n g t h e m h e r e
i can offer a mild standard of living
>>60937361
Why are women so retarded?
>>60937404
I don't think the problem is that she is a woman. There are lots of intelligent women out there.
>>60937464
those legs are literally a turn off. How do people enjoy this fetish?
>>60937488
I think it'd be funny to bang her and then take the wheelchair from her
will latina girls move with me innawoods to a farm and bare 5 children?
>>60937538
No, no one will do that with you because you're creepy and weird
>>60937546
fuck
adoption it is then
>>60937538
I don't really think so, but there most be one atleast
>>60937560
>adoption it is then
I don't think you would pass a psych-evaluation in a first world country to qualify for adoption.
Try paying like $1000 cash in a 3rd world country to an orphanage.
>>60937179
>So you are part of the Italian-Moroccan crowd?
saddly yes
>>60937582
>this level of projection
>>60937538
actually latinas fall down easily for white foreigners. Just don't be a neckbeard or a fat fuck.
>>60925532
I used to think that if anyone in Colombia was caught wearing a shirt like that they would get fucking lynched, outside of the slums in Medellin of course.
>>60937292
>TFW you live in LA with latinas everywhere but they're usually ugly AF
I did date a semi-qt Salvadorian for a year. She was kinky AF but was low-test tier IMO.
>>60937488
I don't understand what you mean.
>>60937667
disgusting as fuck
she should be purged from this earth for being genetically inferior
>tfw you will never be part of the white ruling class in a brown hispanic country
fugg that must be a comfy feel
>>60937644
Well, it may be a little of danger, but a lot of people here sympathizes with Escobar, mostly young people
>>60937728
Escobar was pretty based
>TFW you will never be him
>>60937684
I disagree, she has a pretty hot body.
No they're not.
>>60937773
>I disagree, she has a pretty hot body.
That doesn't make her any less genetically inferior. She must be culled
>>60937794
They are
I highly doubt that they are waiting for me.
>>60938346
why not?
>>60938346
They aren't.
No one is waiting for you except people with broken toilets
>>60925532
But I'm dirt poor
>>60938469
Fuck you Canada, we have a good amount of Polish diaspora here
>>60938878
Having an epidemic of toilet problems?
>>60938907
No, we like euros in general.
And we dislike feminized cucks, so you won't find Canadians here
>>60938955
Good thing I'm Russian then
>>60938955
What is the general opinion of Americans, specifically Texans down there? I have always wanted to visit Argentina and I am looking for jobs down there.
>>60938968
No problems with ruskies, but I personally prefer polaks
>>60938992
It depends, on a hand most of us have a very anti-yank feeling, but we don't have problems with American tourists, if you're nice to people, people will be nice with you
>>60939051
I can understand why'd you prefer cleaner toilets rather than your women stolen but I think you should be more reasonable
>>60939051
I ask because I just returned from Putinland and I was surprised that I didn't have any anti-american problems in my months there. It was simply because I am from cowboy land. I figured that Argentinians and Texas have a similar meat and vaquero culture.
BTW I hate being called a yank, not being one
>>60939158
Because prople hate America, not Americans
I love you both
>>60925532
I have already one.
>>60926042
That's exactly what I did.
>>60939223
Exactly this. I hate my government and what they do reflects on us. Aw we love Colombia too..well at least I do.
>>60939304
Good job
>>60939890
Why? Do you havec too many or something?
>>60937293
>a woman who fell for a meme political movement should be wheelchair-bound for life
Women evolved to fall for stupid groupthink political shit like that. a BLM supporter deserves being a paraplegic for maybe 2 days, not 80 years
>>60925532
no, they are gold diggers an in general pretty ugly..but if you want this
>>60940454
Been there.
You don't know how wrong you are.
>>60940504
because your people in your country is ugly and disgusting my potato head friend,
and of course colombians are thousands in my country and i know they are pretty ugly
all are scum (prostitutes or cheap workers from telefonica or vofafone)
literally indigenous tier.
>>60940627
Didn't see many indigenious there.
Also the indigenious don't seem hated.
You seem very angry rather than rational. I hope you're fine.
>>60940762
your people have to come back to congolombia, we are full sudaca
>>60940790
(You)
>>60940819
ok, indio who lives in a favela
I've been to Brazil and while it's true that many women there have big asses, most of them are definitely not good looking. And those who are, are usually fucking some rich old politician.
mfw everytime there is a "latina" or "african" or "asian" post about qts the only ones posted are the whitest looking examples and most likely half breeds
>>60937641
desperate need to impregnate so many of these qts
>>60940925
>half breeds
Just like everyone in Latin America?
And those girls are not white, or atleast not what you anglo/euro faggots call white
>>60940925
So the closer they come to this the more attractive they are?
>>60941111
quads of btfo extreme.
>>60941111
id say no but these dubs cant compete with those quads
>>60941014
man your people look like indios....literally is moroccan tier.
in spain you are considered scum...some parts in madrid are like sudacaland
>>60941205
So you prefer your 700k Morrocans enrichers above the 200k Colombians?
I don't get how someone can be so salty. Are you sure you're fine?
>>60941205
spainman i trust your opinion
i come to spain, my dick raging hard
i am an above average of yurop knowledge for an american which is certainly borderline retard tier for yurop
how difficult would it be for me to impregnate a spanish qt
>>60941255
both are pretty shit.in GDP per capita Colombia is the same shit than morocco.
here in my town are plague...they create latin bands and other shit with their indigenous and uncivilizaded blood and steal our jobs for minimun salary.
literally they niggers
>>60941355
they are niggers*
>>60941188
the fuck
>>60941355
Ok then.
We can send you more muslims if you love them so much.
>>60941355
Why do you hate latinos so much? ¿Es la crisis, macho?
>>60941437
you saw what happened, don't bring the onus on someone else to comfort you
>>60941511
He got rejected by Colombian qt.
>>60941511
because you are shit..and sadly you speak my language.
>>60941481
no, spaniards dont want inmigrants...only jobs for spaniards .
sudacas are shit, you should ask some american about latins in USA....the same shit here in spain with them
>>60941635
We have lots of Spaniards here in the same position as South Americans in your country.
Spaniards are loud, never sleep, work bad, never speak anything besides spanish, complain about the people here being rejecting etc.
With spanish people it's like with women, they are emotional and irrational, but when you find a frindly tone you'll get good along.
>>60941549
>Colombian qt.
>qt
>colombian
no, it's not a fucking telenovela
>>60941736
I've seen thousands of gorgious colombian women in Bogota.
I expected typical bunda girls, but they where very well shaped.
You better go and see for yourself. The girls there are really high class and up on top also often absolut wife material.
But well, stay ignorant and limit yourself.
>>60941719
>We have lots of Spaniards here in the same position as South Americans in your country.
you are destroying my country and here you are considered scum. man spains is not 70s when my country was really poor and germany a fucking "paradise" now people here you are considered the same shit than french people so shut up " MUG ARYAN HERIAGE N SHIT"
all europe hates you , scum
>>60941801
All this hatred in such a young soul.
Pitty to watch.
I thought people that get more sun are in general happier and more relaxed.
>>60927017
This.
Answer please, spaniards.
>>60941881
>All this hatred in such a young soul.
>Pitty to watch.
>I thought people that get more sun are in general happier and more relaxed.
stereotypes dont work in the real world like flamenco, tapas, and other shit.
and even you should shut up for now, in europe all people hate your country
>>60936590
Masculine bone structure. Looks like a Thai ladyboy.
>>60942104
>in europe all people hate your country
>stereotypes dont work in the real world
>>60942104
Are you that Spanish NEET virgin that keeps making those /r9k/ threads?
>>60942093
kek this >>60927141 was for this >>60927017
>>60941801
Dang, Paco. What country do you not hate?
>>60942104
...i'm actually very sorry for your autism man
>>60942399
portugal
>>60936590
dude i wouldn't touch that unless paid at least a few hundred dollars
that's
a- ugly
b- probably riddled with stds
c- probably a man
>>60937137
it's legitimately insane how sexually promiscuous catholic girls are
I used to avoid them because I am only looking to get laid but now that I have that in mind I seek them out. They are all fucking whores despite their uhhhhh "beliefs"
>>60942675
>it's legitimately insane how sexually promiscuous catholic girls are
You mean in the US.
>>60942652
2/3 not bad
but also i wouldn't have denied any of this, the post immediately following yours was mine too
i have a pretty distinct attempt at english when drunkenly posting on 4chinz after drinking all night. dont give yourself too much credit for singling me out... it's 5AM here, i am one of at most a handful of ameritards posting the last few hours
both of the posts i made i mean legitimately honestly. it's fucked up how every post of "qt asians" or "qt latinas" or whatever are always the whitest looking half breeds
>>60942808
very true fritz i cannot honestly say, despite my very extended visit in southern germany, how promiscuous yurop catholics are in their behavior. here in the states though, especially if you have a good german accent, if you wanna get laid quick find a catholic girl and just hope you dont somehow knock her up
>>60942862
All women here are promiscuous.
That's independent on religion.
Also the very conservative catholics you don't find in clubs are not promiscuous at all.
>>60942808
same amerifag here but wanted to expand here
in europe you all are so much more sexually open than we are in the states. there are piles of whores left and right but as a whole society is very sexually naive and reductive. i think catholic girls might be so easy here in comparison to europe is because of how they are especially stringently restrictive in their sexual education and then almost are guaranteed to develop promiscuity as a fetish.
it is the same way a child with a very protective household instinctively rebels
>>60942862
>half breeds
Everyone here is half breed, what's your point?
>>60942947
yeah i have working knowledge of promiscuity there, also top tier porn coming out of germany
if i ever find chloe/young devotion i am going to abduct her
but it is a noticeable cultural difference in terms of sexuality and even more noticeable then when comparing the different sexual attitude among catholics between the two countries
i wish i could more appropriately and accurately describe my experiences but i am really drunk and sleep deprived
>>60942974
there's a tremendous difference between half german and half italian vs half spanish and half mexican native
i as an american dont care if you are somehow full indigenous latin american, you may be very qt
but for some reason all of these posts are the whitest looking latin girls, there are tons of gorgeous colombian girls for instance. i would love to go to your country and try to impregnate every girl in arms reach but instead of an accurate representation these posts are overwhelmingly white ancestry girls with make up applied with a shotgun
if anything i am drunkenly defending the overlooked beauty of central and southern american women
>>60943149
>girls with make up applied with a shotgun
This, that's one of the things i don't like from girls in here, they sometimes use too much fucking makeup
>these posts are overwhelmingly white ancestry girls
Well, i don't think all, but most of the ones i posted do have mostly white ancestry, but it's because the mestizo (or atleast the mostly indian mestizo) ones are mostly low class and that makes them usually dress bad and be fat and being young mothers (something that leads to a lot of other things), and all those things makes them unatractive, but they are a minority anyways
Most girls here look like >>60927141
>Soft brown or white skin
>Dark straight (or sometimes curly) hair (the blonde ones are 90% dyed)
>Dark/brown eyes
>Lips kinda big
>Thick eyebrows
And i'm not saying that every girl here is a 10/10 and everywhere you go is full of girls like that, but if you're asking me to post the stereotype of a qt Colombian girl, that's exactly how they are, and there are plenty of them
>>60943987
i definitely know you dont imply most colombians girls are 10/10 but straight up bro i think you have the sexiest women of all in latin america. i really like so many mexican girls but at the same time like 1/2 of them are american tier fat
i think it is a common theme on this site to exaggeratedly express honest thoughts in overly crass manner but regulars should identify the honesty in my posts, i come to this thread trying to defend mexico and colombia and any non brazil country. you guys are bros and your girls are so qt
mfw unlike black girls who love white dick, latin american girls avoid it
mfw no face to express how sad it makes me
>>60935457
>all of human history in a few words.
