>The quintessential Italian breakfast is a strong espresso and a sweet pastry. Mix up some scrambled eggs to start your day, and your Italian roommates will watch as if you’re building a spaceship on their stovetop.
Why are Italians so autistic?
I would be autistic too if I was building a spaceship on my stove
autistic because we like to eat healthy? ok
>>60909770
>cup of coffee and pastry for breakfast
>eating healthy
I mean it's not bad but that certainly isn't healthy...
>>60909770
How is a cookie healthier than an egg?!
>eating a large breakfast
nice meme
>>60909770
>Coffee
>Healthy
desu dont italians eat like hobbits in their other meals?
>>60909906
dont be butthurt cause we just beat you in the game, swedish friend
>>60909887
coffee is healthy if you drink it in small doses
>>60909984
GABAGOOL
>>60910062
The epitome of American banter:
"You're not white lmao"
"lazy greasy wop"
"GABAGOOL CARMELA"
"Why don't Italians eat breakfast?"
>le autistic
you need to go back to r)ddit, tyrone
>>60909660
Have you been there, mate? Guinea Gulch does not count. Italian is the finest civilisation on this tiny earth. Breakfast in say Siena in a small café is pretty much god-tier.
>>60910149
I wasn't bantering. I was just expressing pure joy.
>>60910062
Ovah heah!
>>60909857
>cookie
we should make americans take some test before they're allowed here
>>60909906
>other meals
There's only lunch, they refuse to have protein in the morning and they think heavy dinners make you fat
Stop talking bout breakfast christ sakes it's almost time for diner
>>60910200
this.
It's the same here, west Indians don't really eat breakfast, if they do it's just some fruit or bread.
The only breakfast place on the island is packed with tourist's 24/7. I honestly don't know how they do it, I can't function in the morning if I don't get some protein and a cheeky shower beer.
>>60909770
>healthy
pffft
>>60909906
dumb mew2kingposter
>>60909857
>cookies are pastry
>eggs are healthy
>>60912365
>eggs aren't healthy
>>60912404
le American weight problem meme. Such funny.
Really though, take care of yourself man.
>just made a batch of pancakes and ate them all by myself
>>60911869
>virgin island