im jew
>>60895844
fuck off yank
Call me gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoaT6WXUV_M
Best song ever written. FACT
Still need a cuddle ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXXVPlrY974
Best song ever devised. FACT
Soviet Union
>>60895891
Don't copy my posts you fuckface
>>60895851
I heard Cameron stabbed her himself shouting 'THIS IS FOR BREXIT AND RASHEED' or so i read on twitter>>60895875
>>60895905
i clearly typed "devised" as opposed from "written" because my (superior) song contains no lyrics (because it doesn't need lyrics to carry it)
>>60895859
shill
Dear Mr. Fraser,
I feel that as a member of the movie viewing community it is my duty to instruct you on salvaging what’s left of the rotting husk that is your film career. I think back to when I was growing up: the Mummy had just come out, everyone had all but forgotten about the putrid pile of garbage that was George of the Jungle, and your name was on everyone’s lips as the possible next great action hero. Brendan, you were at the top of the world. You received a cool 12.5 mill for the Mummy, critics and audiences loved the film, and you followed it up with Dudley Do-Right. Then Monkeybone. Then Looney Toons Back in Action. I’ll give you a hint as to what those movies have in common: it rhymes with ducks konkey malls.
Brendan, please do yourself and the world a big favor, and get your head out of your ass. Do you know how to read? Because honestly if you had read the script for Monkeybone and you tried to tell me that you truly, honestly thought it was gonna rock the house, then I think I would have had an aneurism.
You need to be start hanging out with Quentin Tarantino and pull a John Travolta.
Back in the 70’s John Travolta was the absolute shit, strutting his stuff down sidewalks getting chicks pregnant with a mere glance. A few short years later Johnny boy is pulling a Brendan Frasier before you even pulled one and making godawful movies (not as bad as Monkeybone, but still). Then he lets himself go, gets a beer gut and starts hanging out with QT. Next thing you know he’s the comeback star of the year and he’s free to spread his creepy ass religion as much as he wants.To reiterate, Brendo, gain some pounds, shave that stupid fucking thing on your head that you call your hair, and let Quentin Tarantino have sex with the arches of your feet. BOOM, career saved.
>>60895924
Yeah right, you're just a big time Copycat Charlie aren't you? We'll see what the mods have to say about this my friend.
>>60895949
*literally spits in your mouth then sticks my fingers up your shit hole*
:)
>>60895927
>BOOM, career saved.
t. unfunny uncreative bald low testosterone Canadian who finds /tv/ to be naughty and wants to be acknowledged by the community
>>60895960
Absolutely sickening
>>60895925
it was okay desu fell for a couple of jump scares ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
Need that succ
*overhears a conversation off in the distance*
*"sickening" a man says*
*takes the pipe out*
*puts down my copy of the FT*
*announces, to no one, to anyone*
business idea: create a film called the 'the sickening'
*a few fellow compatriots just nod their head in approval before we all get back to reading the FT*
>>60895998
scumbag hohols hahaha
*distant screaming*
Did any of you lads know that one of the authors for curious george was into getting his arse paddled? He met up for some arse action one day and got murdered, it's all true: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Shalleck
About to do a depressed poo
>>60896031
there is nothing about arse paddling in that article
Poo EXPLODED out of my hole
>>60896031
Bit grim
>>60895844
I am Greek
>>60895927
this wasn't me
>>60896071
pirates have always been fags
*hear business ideas being envisioned in the distance*
ah yes the entrepreneurs are creating, the birds are singing, and the word is crumbling
*injects more DMT directly into my pineal gland*
>>60896071
makes sense considering half of britain's youth are girls and all girls are bi
>>60896064
Sorry friend, http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/cartoon-creators-grisly-murder-6378925
"TO SPANK OR BE SPANKED
To endure the outrageous pleasure/pain of a mighty
hand, paddle or cane OTK [over the knee]. That is the quest. Let's
go beyond and stretch limits to tears of joy"
>>60896105
ive got a feeling im being taken on a ruse cruisw
>>60896073
do you miss PASOK?
Reminder the Bilderberg group have been meeting to discuss what to do about Brexit.
very angsty atm lads
it's quite nice
i feel very sure of myself
>>60896074
all me
in bilderberg....weird things happen....
>>60896184
I also feel very sure of you.
>>60895844
Going to work today
also have a test
>have to go to work for an hour, go up to london for a test then come back and work for 2 more hours
>>60895927
t. Dannyboytbh
>>60896188
How do I set myself up as a baron there?
>>60896215
ruff
>>60896217
gay test?
>>60896207
thanks Thailad *tips cowboy hat*
im tensing my muscles and have a discontent 1000 yard stare atm
argh!!!! aha
>>60896151
Sadly not my friend, it's all true.
>>60896220
Depends what you mean exactly.
>>60896240
*stumbles back and falls over*
Bloody hell m8, put those guns away
Pfft!
![1466031065870[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8ACjL7N.jpg "1466031065870[1].jpg")
>>60895844
>>60896215
what kind of dog is this
>it's a 'nationalist party is named after the head of the party' episode
Does thailad have a wife? I heard non-Thais can't buy property.
>>60896271
>Depends what you mean exactly.
Like one of you lads, but without the pimping or drug dealing.
>>60896300
He lives in a hotel
>>60896277
North American Bison
>>60896277
ask this man
>>60896277
looks like some kind of wolf
does anyone actually spell program as "programme" or jail as "gaol"?
>>60896300
Thailand doesn't have a wife, none Thais can't own more than 49% of the land, however owning 100% of a condo/flat is fine (as long as the remaining building doesn't have more than 49% of other foreigners living in it)
>>60896323
programme yes, I've never seen anyone use gaol in anything other than a/an historical context though.
>>60896323
they do in kilmainham
>>60896308
You could teach English or provide a skill to a company to sponsor your work permit.
>>60896323
>programme
yeah for TV programmes not in a computer sense though.
>gaol
no
Can't be arsed
I've just unearthed the real reason for the Orlando massacre lads
It wasn't Islam
It wasn't latent homosexuality
It was manlet angst
really wish the office of government commerce would make up their mind
>>60896300
Thailad is legion. You should know that if you didn't..
>>60896367
>>60896369
QUICK WHO UNDERLINED BETTER
https://www.strawpoll.me/10506421
>>60896073
Didn't the Greek general out you as a Turk?
>>60896369
you realise that standard australian spelling is neither fully american style nor fully british style
you really should know this
>>60896392
that's the UK OGC
>>60896323
I spell gaol, gaol (when I remember to...)
>if I use a capital i for the lowercase L in Ietters spell check doesn't activate
really makes you think
>>60896392
Ah yes, the "whatever I feel like, cunt" approach.
Very Australian
>>60896392
oh shut the fuck up you passive aggresive yank
>>60896399
>OGC
hm
some of the american spelling reforms were popular in australia but some werent, causing australian spelling to be somewhere in the middle
>>60896422
i dont give a shit mate what the fuck?
fuck off you weird cunt
>>60896412
I'm a racist
>>60896412
nah not really
>>60896418
>passive aggressive
how
also /not a yank/
>>60896429
then dont talk about shit you dont know about
>>60896437
bit racist
>>60896437
Do you have any evidence to back up this claim?
>>60896452
Voting for brexit
>>60896441
>then dont talk about shit you dont know about
what do i "not know?" i was talking about a UK government agency switching between US english and UK english halfway through a paragraph and you start going off on some tangent about australian english
let me tell you about australia
1. lmao fuck off
2. USA
3. hahahaha nice military puusy BITCH
4. newsflash youre a faggot lmao
5. literally lmaoin dude..
>>60896459
crikey
How flattering to the pride of man to think that the stars on their courses watch over him.
>>60896437
We're all racist. We favour our own over others.
It's natural.
>>60896441
>/not a yank/
dont try this again you've been disproven so many times
>>60896465
Doesn't sound like a very nice place frankly!
>>60896463
well excuse me for assuming an australian was talking about australia
let me tell you about england
1. TSA TSA TSA
2. CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHC
3. PEW PEW WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
4. tea 'n' crumpetz boys 8)
5. no five
6. red muther effn 2 storay busses and thang better then pusses :D
Rendering a poo
>>60896487
Could you please stop this, It's really getting on my nerves and I have a very busy day ahead of me.
>>60896480
>disproven
by cunts who cant handle any [italicised]real[/italicised] banter tb h
you hear my accent and think "yep thats a yank" youre a bit downy tb h
>>60896487
This is accurate
>We're all racist. We favour our own over others.
>It's natural.
>britain will leave the EU
>trump will become president
>everything will be alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_yZC9pa-ug
>>60896512
stop talking
stop posting
you've been caught out and deleted your posts numerous times
>>60896518
wtf? omfg no, if we vote out the killer wins
>>60896512
>you hear my accent
let's hear it
>>60896512
yo dawg you wanna here about what it means 2b a yank?
well get go like this
1. if you think youre a yank well guess what mister youre a yankie :)
2. to be a yank you gotta love 3 things baseball basketball and BOOTY ball LOL BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
3. god bless our nation and the officer of the president of our blessed nation
4. semper fi
5. 5 x better than your country
6. the only real state is idaho
7. UOA!!!WILDCATS!!!
>>60896533
>>60896512
stop this nonsense pussy boy slapfight you poofters
>>60896533
>deleted your posts numerous times
never done this
>>60896518
kys racist
cannot believe that yank just deleted his post again
>>60896545
*yawn*
shouldve been listening the last 2000 times
ask thailad, ive lived here 3 years and still cant do an american accent accurately
>>60896546
accurate
think i might post a picture of winston churchill. not sure really
>>60896572
that murderer?
Feeling a bit spiritual today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbaKEt5BtHo
We're updating your Skype
This won't take long...
>>60896572
let us know
*puts a 5p coin in foreskin*
>>60896572
winston churchill was a racist
>>60896515
Why does that seem odd? You'd take care of your family over some stranger's if you had to choose.
excuse my ignorance, but what will brits do with the crazed murderer? you guys don't believe in the death sentence right?
friday night pizza lads
In love... with myself
>>60896623
this is a serious crime, even worse than raping 2000 english girls
3 months in prison should do it
>>60896631
BIT gay
>>60896625
Was a bit confused how you were getting pizza so early in the day, haha, I'm so silly!
>>60896623
Locked up in Bedlam.
Padded cell.
>>60896625
it's not even 9am you madman
>>60896659
fuck off
ramjep's on his way
>>60896659
cute dog i dont suppose he didn't let it return to its own country when there was an encroaching foreign power which was threatening the sovereignty of its nation but instead of letting it go back there to prepare a defence for it he forced it to stay in north africa?
>>60896688
i dont suppose he did, no
>>60896671
If you've not had a pizza a 9am you haven't lived.
>>60896683
>Who are you with right now?
>My-myself...
>>60896683
hahaha nigel no mates
this girl was genuinely surprised when I said that that fucking Dory movie wasn't "my sort of movie"
beyond me how stupid some people are
>>60896683
>My myself
Absolutely detest tarmac """"pavements""" lads. Makes me sick just looking at them.
Anyone else?
>>60896680
No, YOU fuck off!
>>60896683
>My myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE
Lads
>>60896735
thats a lot of good boy points
Made some hangover spaghetti.
>>60896719
Nothing quite like a classic cobbled pavement. It's a shame our counties have become so Americanised that we settle for such unsightly things.
Download this fucking app
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhDyqbWhD48
>>60896726
A half yank with a fucking poodle. Destroyed the French fleet, Froglads in it. Irony.
You... Fuck off.
>>60896742
Going to get mummy to purchase some tendies for lunch
>>60896743
>no meat
my stomach is aching from the carbs just looking at that
>>60896717
JUST
>>60896735
That's nowt
got 30 pages of notes
>>60896683
Doxxed ;)
>>60896766
You don't need to have meat with every meal.
has anyone here made weed edibles before because I need to know some stuff
>>60896755
you on commission?
Finding it harder to differentiate my reality from my fantasy.
My dreams are becoming more and more vivid and rather than it taking 2 minutes to "adjust" to reality, when I wake up, sometimes it can take 10-30 minutes. Depersonalisation is pretty scary 2bh.
I'm secretly hoping that one day I just forget who I am permanently and that I'm "replaced" by a better personality.
>>60896735
L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E
WHATS THAT SPELL?
shouted Britain First as I did my morning poo
have wanked twice today
hoping to build up the endurance to have a wank in the shower in a bit so that i would have capped of a thrice wank
beard smells
>>60896752
My towns whole high street is cobbled lel
#JustSurreyThings
>>60896790
what do you need to know lad
if we're being honest
>>60896819
of lilac and gooseberries?
*is just feel very random rite now lolz ...*
wasnt expecting this
>>60896788
yeah but pasta without meat always gives me a stomachache
>>60896819
>be a yank
>be so scared of wasting food you evolve a bib of hair on your chin
bit grim that
>>60896743
>Cheddar
>not hard Italian cheese
Gutter-plebs pls go.
>>60896821
Kent here, it's cobbled / stone in the 'country' bits and tarmac where lots of people walk around, which makes sense I guess.
>>60896803
I just like it and I think /brit/ will too
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466149692044.webm
>>60896846
most surreal post ive seen in a while
>>60896825
do i need to do whatever the fuck 'decarbing' is or can i fuck that part off
![DSC_0818[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/foJgs76.jpg "DSC_0818[1].jpg")
$30 for this
>>60896856
The best ones are the "how much nuffin would a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?" and the "what do you call a girl with no legs?" ones
>>60896839
it smells bad
i haven't showered in about a week, maybe longer
>>60896846
i'm too lazy to shave
>>60896873
>look i'll buy myself a slop of carbs, fats and shitty meat but to balance this out i'll just have to endure a diet coke
>yes that should balance it out
piss off
>>60896873
>$
foy
>>60896873
Will never understand the takeaway pizza meme 2bh. Pizzas are so easy to make they're practically take away.
>>60896903
fuck alri jaimie oliver
>>60896873
30 Straya bux is about a tenner. I'd pay that. Thats a decent munchie.
>>60896895
if i had to be honest reg coke is just too sweet
>>60896871
I've never done it mysen, depends if you make weed butter/oil I think? Never had a bad batch yet. Although a bowl I was using exploded once.
>>60896873
will never understand why you would get a pizza delivered when it costs like 1/5 the price to just go and get it
>>60896719
Don't have strong feelings one way or the other but I know people who do. My uncle literally sold his house and moved out from Durham because the council ripped up the paving near his house to replace it with tarmac. He was furious.
When he was looking for a new house he specifically told the agent to exclude any property within two miles of a tarmac pavement and once even got into a fight with the agent after he failed to check for that.
>>60896856
don't work
my phone is too old
>>60896918
i get a free medium pizza from my phone company every week
fairly alri
fast food is way cheap here compared to ireland too which is nice. you can get a feast at mickey ds for a tenner
>>60896790
What you using senpai?
Solid hash, green or shatter?
Need to go waitrose after work lads, can't be arsed desu
>>60896804
What film or TV show was that?
First thought was Lost Highway but I remember the lad getting more and more out of himself.
Twilight Zone maybe? Fuck, I know it so well.
>>60896970
>>60896918
i was out on a *flops out the old she beast dick of mine* date last night and she was saying that food is so expensive in london you'd look at it and be like "yeah 15 for a burger's about right" but then you'd realise it was actually 15 bounds and so you'd get it and it would weight around 7.5kg
really wild stuff you lads got going on over there
>>60896850
We don't have a fridge so our grana got moldy very quickly which is surprising, even though we sealed it.
But they're still good, was in Italy many times. The trick is not too many ingredients: passata, garlic, olive oil, salt, pepper, basil, a bit of hot peppers and that's it. Those jars of sauce have hundred of ingredients, yet taste like nothing.
>>60896985
>bounds
meant pounds*
>>60896972
>my life is so fucked up you think I'm doing a monologue from a film
T-thanks I guess
>>60897000
benis
>>60896984
my uncle was stabbed with a screwdriver 20 times when he lived in tallaght
probably the sort of shit that made him move to australia for a decade haha
It’s wrong to view the killing of Jo Cox in isolation. Hate has been whipped up against the political class
>>60896804
One time I woke up and got a surprise when I had a beard because in my dream I didn't.
>>60897017
didn't ask
had a dream the other night where i ate shit
was pretty vile ngl
wishing i had a container house
>>60896953
>compared to ireland
I'm not in Ireland though.
>>60897023
I fucking hate Toynbee
>Be me
>pee in bottles because I don't want to disturb the house
>realize I forgot a bottle
>peeing in a jar is useless because it's too small
>remember I had some older bottles in my backyard
>crawl out of the window
>take a dirty bottle and pee in it
>put it back
Now I just gotta wake up early to take the trash out
bet i have the lowest iq in brit desu
>>60897066
Fuck me that's a cute looking cat
>>60897027
same sort of shit on the pic
couldnt even find the case because theres a million screwdriver stabbings in tallaght and most arent even reported
>>60897083
that's not a cat mate
>>60897066
IQ don't real.
>>60897042
same shit in all europe
fast food is just ridiculously cheap in america
its the cheap beef from corn subsidies i betcha
>>60897062
I once peed in a bottle on a bus, and the worst thing was I couldn't find a bin until a few hours after I had gotten out of the bus.
>>60897062
why not just pee out the window?
>>60896988
Well done la.
Agree those pre-made ones are shit-tier.
>>60896961
just regular bud
>>60897110
I lived there, I remember dollar steaks. I got fat as fuck.
>>60897041
you may enjoy this channel https://www.youtube.com/user/kirstendirksen/videos
>>60897163
im still a twig since i still rarely get fast food
mickey ds is just manky imo and the only fast food i really like is expensive (like the place across from me that does god tier philly cheese steak sandwiches)
god im hungry
>>60897007
Neil Gaimens new shows. Phew, yeah found it. You're one of the stories.
>>60897281
Gaiman*
>>60897162
Don't worry about decarbing. Just grind it then put it into butter. 2 cups of water to every 100g of butter iirc.
Make sure you have a thermometer and make sure it stays around 100'c. Leave it like that for 4 hours, stirring every now and again then once done, filter it with coffee filters into tupaware. Once the tupaware is cool you put it in the fridge for a day.
The next day the water and the butter will have separated. You can keep the water and use ice bags to make bubble hash or you can just pour it down the sink. The leftover butter is the stuff you want.
I can't remember how much green I used to use when I used herb but I use 0.4g of morroc for every cake.
Buy solid Moroccan next time. It's much easier because you don't have to filter it, filtering is a bitch.
Also this post is just theoretical and for bantz, I have never done this and never will GCHQ.
prison school is the most surreal shit i've ever read
>>60897238
You lads do food well. Advertising it even better.
>>60897331
Didn't like the pacing of the manga, had to give it up after a few chapters.
Big fan of the doujins though
the UK is a project management powerhouse
>>60897305
ok thanks, I also won't be doing it, just interested in the method
>>60897281
Likely Stories.
>>60897344
im loving every page
that fucking line a couple chapters back
"i now see that you are truly an ass man"
holy shit
and your one with the tits hanging out constantly kek
how is the UK going to stop immigrants once global warming freezes the english channel?
>>60897281
Worth a read?
>>60897334
american food is class youre right
still just want a breakfast roll however. dont think this craving will be satisfied for a while either
>>60897349
is it?
>>60897430
yeah i think so
so good work on that title
Hola
>>60897396
low orbit iron cannon
>>60897452
does does hilo latina mean?
>>60897407
He's done a TV series. I haven't read anything from him in years.
>>60897457
>iron
ion ffs
>>60897458
"Cheeky Mexican Banter"
>>60897478
thought you did that on purpose
but nope, thainonce gonna thainonce
>the last slide doesn't say "that it! you have completed the course! good luck in your exam :)"
>>60897478
Loic Iron sounds better
>>60897457
>Thailad suggests launching a pirate ship cannon into space to solve migrant crisis
>>60897488
pls no more bully
If literally one more person calls me a nonce I'm going to never post here again*.
*ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᵗ ᶫᵉᵃˢᵗ 2 ᵐᶦᶰᵘᵗᵉˢ
did anyone even do the loic back in the day?
*crosses leg and sips on some baileys*
*through the gap of my bath robe you can see my testies which are ever so slightly being squashed between my thighs*
things could be going better with the barista qt
*slowly pushes my thighs closer together*
>>60897550
manky fecker
almost typed manly there haha
life is going to get better
>>60897551
I ran it off a beefy gigabit symmetrical VPS B)
>>60897582
You scare the shit out of me.
Those culture less troglodytes in /cum/ are still using the fedora meme in 2016
>>60897436
thanks
>>60897604
I'm friendly af though x
Having a wank lads
>>60897628
Fair nuff.
