>Wake up
>Still not married to a Catholic American girl from the South
Why even bother breathing...
>>60895213
>Catholic American girl from the South
You're not married to a fairy, a unicorn, or a dragon either, but you'd have better lucking finding one of those than what you're looking for.
>>60895213
JDIMSA
>>60895241
Pic related is an example of it, m8
>>60895213
>a Catholic American girl from the South
I thought the whole point of the South was that statue-worshipping Catholics didn't live there?
>>60895268
look, i found a pic of a pretty dragon and she's perfect for you! she even has her dress on and is ready to go!
Good luck with that.
>>60895270
they dont.
pretty sure they used to get lynched next to the nogs and the jews back in the day.
>catholic
>south
I've got bad news
>>60895213
There are no Catholics in the South
>>60895332
>pretty sure they used to get lynched
No. We hated the Irish, but so did everyone else.
>>60895241
aren't rednecks supposed to be descendants of irish immigrants?
>>60895419
that would explain why southerners are so fucking stupid
Oh I get it. I know where the confusion stems. I forgot you guys categorize jesus praisers.
I meant "Christian" not catholic
>>60895419
No, mostly Scottish
>>60895419
German, English, and Scottish mostly.
>>60895467
Why would you want to date a christian southerner? She'd call you a dirty mexican and tell you to fuck off before daddy gets his shotgun
Like unironically she probably wouldn't even know the Philippines exists
>>60895535
>Memes: The Post
End yourself
>>60895419
what? no.. the irish mostly stayed up in the north.
rednecks are mostly german and early english settlers(aka "americans").
>>60895213
You do realize that one of the original goals of a little organization called the "Ku Klux Klan" was to drive out papists?
>>60895535
Most of the southerners I've actually interacted with a nicer than Fagifornians and New Jerkers.
>>60895548
I've lived here my entire life
Southerners are by a wide margin the dumbest people this country has to offer, get fucked cletus
>>60895332
The difference being that dragons aren't fucking real.
>>60895594
You've probably met a total of 5 americans
Southerners are "nice" as long as you're straight, white, and christian, southern hospitality is a myth
the nicest people in the country are probably northerners, wisconsin and minnesota and shit
>>60895467
>you guys
us and the majority of the world.
there is a huge difference between a catholic and an protestant evangelical.
>tfw no Texan gf with a thick accent to call you "sweetheart" and "honey" and "huckleberry" and remember the Alamo with
>>60895610
neither is a catholic southern girl that would date OP.
he might as well be pining after a dragon, as there is literally no difference.
>>60895621
Why are you so assblasted about Southerners m8
>>60895660
you would be too if you were surrounded by them on a daily basis
when the most exciting things in your life are your yeti cooler and your costas you should probably just kill yourself
>>60895660
well hes not wrong
>>60895677
>yeti cooler
my entire family would not shut up about their fucking travel cups for over a fucking year
>IT KEEPS COLD THINGS COLD AND HOT THINGS HOT!! ITS AMAZING!!!
ffs
>>60895727
holy fuck yes
aren't those things like $50 or some dumb shit? are insulated cups something they think was just invented? shit at least pay a little less and buy a swell, they at least look ok
>>60895654
>huckleberry
sounds more like a missouri/kentucky/tennessee girl to me
>>60895654
Never lose hope
Whenever I feel sad in my life,
I remember this dog.
>>60896037
I think that's a more comfy life
>>60895984
>Russian-American
I've met a few Russian-Americans and they're about the greatest people you can meet in the U.S.
That being said this girl lives a very sheltered life.
>>60895213
>Catholic
Kill yourself, this isn't what Jan Hus died for
>>60895984
>i'm really good at
>playing with kids
this alone already makes it
>>60897282
>czech'em national identity was created by a fedora tipper
this explains everything except how you dorks are so good at hockey
>>60895213
>Catholic American girl from the South
What the hell is this? The stereotypical American Bible thumpers are Baptists. Catholics in the South are mostly Mexicans.
>>60897392
The constant Russian rape in the last century
>>60897451
>implying there's a difference
They're all loonies believing in a sky fair anyway
