Why do brits have tiny cars and tiny roads and tiny homes and tiny penises?
to get shot
>>60891426
because the country is small
not much room
beats having tiny heads
they live on a tiny rainy island
You forgot to mention their tiny eyes.
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BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY
>>60891482
BEADY
>>60891426
Don't forget their tiny Empire.
>>60891477
List more tiny things so I can post this again when they are awake.
Tiny knives
>>60891517
tiny parliament
>>60891517
Tiny dogs
>>60891426
Does my tiny penis come from my scottish, irish or british genes.
>>60891477
tiny bars
damn that place it's like the size of my bathroom
>>60891477
Savage
>>60891730
Why do brit roads always have the construction traffic cones things.
>>60891477
Ello? Anybody home?
>>60891805
why do I need burn heal? do pokemon get burned a lot now?
>>60891820
Care to explain yourself?
>>60891828
Don't ever talk to me or my son again.
>>60891860
Bit late/early for long paragraphs, what do you want explaining? Specifics.
>>60891898
Why do you have tiny shoes?
>>60891921
UK to US size/measurements conversion. Next
>>60891995
Why do you have tiny cars and roads?
>>60892005
Because we're not fat, and secondly we make very good cars.
Last one, then I'm calling it
>>60892056
>we're not fat
oh boy
>>60892056
Why do you have tiny penises?
>>60892056
You're second fattest. Second to us. Still hella fat.
>>60892085
>>60892128
>amerithins
>>60892128
Shucks.. I guess we'll just have to settle for being #1 at everything else.
>>60892070
We're the same as the rest of western Europe. Tired now, thanks for the (you)s much appreciated.
>>60892128
What're we?
Anyway night colonials xx
Why don't I have any friends mon
>>60892128
>No source
Your picture is worthless
>>60892128
YEEEAH
NOW WHAT YOU SAYING, MAN
>>60891477
>>60892128
Venezuela at number 10.
Barely any food in the country.
ok
What freaks me out is quite a few flats in the UK don't have toilets.
>>60892293
t. el gordotINO
>>60892308
What?
I've been to the UK a few times and when I've been invited to their flats they've always had toilets
>>60892056
>we make very good cars
Your electrical systems are GARBAWGE but great otherwise with vehicles.
>>60892338
hello where are the serious discussion
>>60892338
They obviously only invited you to the luxury flats with american-friendly doorways and chairs.
>>60892338
Scotland is the primary culprit with it but it still goes on in a number of parts. Communal toilets to save space or because the buildings are really old.
>>60891426
>have tiny cars and tiny roads and tiny homes
are we ?
>>60892447
Are you brit?
>>60892473
>and tiny penises?
oh,we aren't brits.
>cars
They're the same ones that you find in other Continental European countries
>Roads
They're about the same size as other European roads. It's when you go to the super old parts of the super old cities you find that the tiny roads
>Tiny homes
Lots of people and not enough room to build them
I think we should build up instead of out though
>Tiny penises
I can't say that I've got much experience with penises, but mine is a reasonable size
>>60892635
Not so fast!
>>60892683
In the US we actually have really small frontage roads that are barely passable. Of course they're only in very remote places. More than once we've had to do a lot of work to expand wagon or logging trails because they became the avenue of higher traffic travel.
