Is there a toilet paper shortage in America?
>>60865901
wtf lad just spoiler that shit senpai or blur it , shit is disgusting senpai
>>60865901
No, just a decency shortage. What else would you find at wallmart besides their everday low prices?
>>60865901
>be ameripoop
>poop your pants
Quality thread
>>60865901
It's literally socially acceptable to shit your pants in public in USA.
I wish i was memeing
>>60866112
isn't shitting yourself uncomfortable though? don't you get rashes and whatnot
OK. I understand shitty pants aren't strange there.
Yet, what motive let them be so?
>>60865901
It's part of their culture m8, don't be rude
>>60866436
you think you are farting but you actually are not
the diet is the cause
>>60866650
You can easily identify when its a fart or a shit, a shart willl never make such a huge mess like that. Maybe they have diarrea and dind't make it to the restroom or something.
>>60866599
EVEN POO IN LOO IS LAUGHING ABOUT MURRIFATS SHITTING THEMSELVES
HOW LOW CAN YOU SINK
>>60866599
Amerifats are too lazy to use the designated shitting streets.
wen u let a bad one go in walmart ur marching with general washington.
u can feel the cavalry advance down ur leg as you play yankie dookie snare with ur a hole
>>60869266
nice dubs but check these
>>60869306
Uh sorry I think you mean these
>>60866650
That's disgusting
Fular go easy on the pepsi!!!
>>60865901
Last year an anon figured out the cause of WalMart shoppers shitting themselves.
>>60869614
Woah. That's neat
>>60868654
In America you have to drive to designated shitting Interstate, pay the pooping toll and then tip for shitting.
You just can't make this shit up.
>be American
>get fed corn syrup on every occassion
>become fat
>take TV advertised diet pills
>get diarrhea
WORLD'S SUPERPOWER
Please post more American shitting themselves, it's too good.
![207d2736fd9b6aa82e35eb0278aaaf3e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ETvtq7S.jpg "207d2736fd9b6aa82e35eb0278aaaf3e[1].jpg")
>>60872230
There is a serious toilet paper crisis in America.
Maybe that's why they cut their dicks, they can't into hygiene.
>>60865901
Only goyim shit their pants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea
>take diet pills
>shit grease
Somebody post the one with flies.
>>60865901
If a nation's people keep shitting their pants, it means there's a toilet shortage, not TP shortage.
>canadian logic
>be American
>too fat to even notice I'm shitting myself
>leave a trail of semi-solid turds all over floor
>>60865901
Fat people can't properly wipe or clean their asses because of the massive amount of fat there
I'm so glad I finished eating my lunch before coming here
>>60866436
It is. If you see someone walking around with a shitty ass, you will either tell them, ignore them or take a picture. It's a rarity.
The cause is typically either illness or antibiotics. I suppose it could be diet but most people don't eat that poorly.
>>60866436
Americans take a lot of weight loss pills but refuse to change their diets when taking them. That causes anal leakage.
>>60874878
They sell these at wal-mart. No excuses.
>ameripoops
>>60865901
It's to attract German scat fetishes and India poo in loos
You wouldn't understand
>>60865901
>designated shitting trousers
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Americans smell like shit
Americans smell like poo
>>60876850
Lucky thing we all have Mexican maids to do our laundry for us.
>>60877178
delet this
>He doesn't use wet wipes
Gross desu
>>60866599
POO
DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS
LMAO
Americans outdo us at killings
Americans outdo us at not having toilet paper
fuck they're champions at everything
>tfw you're Indian-American
Maybe murricans are too lazy to go to the toilets or to wipe their ass
like cows the only thing they do is eating and they don't care about the rest
natural capitalist defense mechanism
as the Wal-hog makes it way towards a rollback deal, it shits itself to keep predators at bay, sometimes denying entire clearance aisles
there it can graze in peace
>>60865901
they can't reach their anus senpai
>>60869819
Ok I actually laughed at this
>>60869433
Wew
>>60875064
Wtf?
>>60885672
>>60868251
>german shit porn
>>60873806
>Sweden will NEVER EVER be the worlds top pooperpower
How does it feel to be such a cuck?
>>60885729
Kek
>>60865901
Not necessarily a toilet paper issue, my guess would be the horribly food standard over there.
According to measured data, most of the north american organic produce would still contain illigaly high concentrations of toxins compared to scandinavian standard produce.
They are slowly killing themselvsm and they seem to be fine with it.
Getting the runs from eating fast food is not normal goddamnit, it's a sure sign you are poisoning yourself.
I've only ever seen it once.
Had a giggle and basically just jogged out of the store while she waddled after me.
>>60885729
>shaving
ffs
>>60866599
>Ywf it's payback time
>>60886478
>>60866599
>The Germans poo so efficiently that they don't need to wipe
>The French squat/ poo in a hole in the ground, but politely wash their ass in a bidet
>The Indians poo in the streets and wipe the shit out their ass with one hand but eat with the other
>The English poo in the loo but use fathoms and fathoms of paper
>The Americans poo in their pants and it explodes everywhere, and they walk around with pride
>The Turks are made of poo
>not shitting your pants at wal mart
what the fuck is wrong with the rest of the world?
>>60865901
there is a fat circumference v. arm length shortage
>>60885729
>being so fat as to need a tool to bathe, wipe and shave
At that point why bother?
>>60888365
They have their dignity, anon.
XD
>>60887196
>Wiping
You mean smush your poo around your chocolate starfish with a piece of paper and call it a day. Baaaaarf. If you fell face first on dogshit, do you just wipe it away with tissue paper and go kiss your mum on her MILFy cheeks?
>>60885729
>>60865901
I have seen many horrid things in my life many of those things in walmart stores but I have never seen this sort of literal shit before.
I consider myself blessed for this.
May I never cross paths with these "people".
Surprising desu, I can understand that happening to some 80 something oldfag, but in young people?
>tfw you live near a walmart but never go to it because of designated shitting aisles
>>60865901
fuck me leaf, you can't judge us by walmart shoppers. they're worse than arab refugees
>>60890725
>deaignated shitting aisles
> only has them at his local walmart
Lmao get a load of this poor fag
>>60893176
>you can't judge us by our citizens that frequent our most popular and iconic stores
>Visiting relatives in the US
>Use public washroom
>Forget to tip the ass wiper
>>60865901
imagine being American
>>60893300
oh no
>>60893276
B-but muh based target...
>>60893306
imagine being European roach
>>60893300
It's like being australian.. only with more guns and jews.. and our black people look slightly more human.
>>60893276
I haven't been to a Walmart in years.
>>60893340
>It's like being australian.. only with more poop in your pants
>>60888565
Is anal orifice kissing an Islamic or purely Malaysian practice?
>>60893276
Civilized americans go to target
We export wallmart to the rest of the world literally to degrade it
>>60893402
And really civilized Americans don't go to superstores.
>Civilized americans
oxymoron
>>60866341
>isn't shitting yourself uncomfortable though? don't you get rashes and whatnot
You get used to it. Also there's all sorts of tasty creams and powders you can use to treat rash.
>>60865901
Omg......... I found the secret why fat people smell so bad
>>60865901
We sent it all to Venezuela
>>60893469
Go back to adopting a Japanese name and committing crime
>>60893446
>canada doesnt have target
>target tried to go to canada
>ran huge campaigns about how much they liked being in canada
>canadians just abused them untill every store was closed
dont trust a leaf
we try to give a nice thing
canadians so cheap they arent willing to pay a little more to not go to shitmart
>>60893469
>secret
They don't have many fat people in Korea, do they?
>>60884357
America is number 1 in everything.
>>60875045
>this
There was an anon that prooved it a while ago
>>60888565
we also use wet sanitation wipes
>>60865901
>ameripoos
>>60884357
We also outdo you at not having to stand in line for a week for a bar of soap
>>60865901
No one know's this but i like to eat toilet paper.
>>60893395
it's both
Canadian Walmart isn't even all that cheap. When I was across the border in Washington, the US Walmart had so many different, cheaper brands than the Canadian Walmart near me. For the most part, Canadian Walmart prices are comparable to other stores so I never really bother going.
>>60885762
I'd rather not be a superpower if it meant that I don't have to wade in shit everytime I go shopping
>>60894340
*if being a superpower meant that I have to
>>60894360
*had to
Well fuck this
>>60893176
By american logic this false; you have a greater chance to shoot an arab, thus getting rid of it.
But an average american is just too fat, clumsy and generally "harmless" to give a legitimate reason to shoot him.
>>60885729
I need this in my life.
>>60865901
Germans will fap to this.
