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zen edition
korean pop
trying my best
>it's a teenager is gagging to post his ebin gimmick but has no idea how to make a /brit/ thread episode
good lad
good edition
good thread
alri lads
atoning for my sins
>>60855829
Can't view this on my phone, someone please describe it :S :/ ;)))
>>60855880
man do thing
>>60855880
Get an Android you fucking iFaggot
Having my cake and eating it
>wake up
>had a nice lay in
>nothing to do today
>ring my mate see if he can get me some weed
>he says he can't
>mfw
OY VEY! Don't know what I'll do if I can't get any weed.
>>60855880
STR vs DEX but DEX wins this time
Got the ol waffles in the toaster
>>60855906
DUDE
>Yellow warning of rain
>>60855906
There are teenagers where you live, I assume?
Any of the will be able to direct you to something as softcore as a bit of weed
>>60855906
totally not addicted tho lol :^)
just asked the gf if she ever shuts her fucking mouth and was met with a frosty reply
>There are teenagers where you live, I assume?
>Any of the will be able to direct you to something as softcore as a bit of weed
>>60855878
You're implying that's friendly though.
I've watched brit shows where they use jog on as fuck off.
IRELANDE DOUZE POINTE
>>60855919
WEED
>>60855931
Yeah there are but they're all little scrote yobs who I never have anything to do with.
>>60855940
Not addicted, won't have any withdrawals but I much prefer being stoned to being sober when I have nothing planned for the day. Don't go to work stoned, don't get stoned if I have something important to do or somewhere to go.
Not looking good.
reading ayn rand
she's an absolute genius
>>60855964
Thank (You), m8.
>>60855986
>Not addicted, won't have any withdrawals but I much prefer being stoned to being sober when I have nothing planned for the day. Don't go to work stoned, don't get stoned if I have something important to do or somewhere to go.
That's how I feel about alcohol. I'm probably addicted though
https://www.fb.com/LooseAussieBloke/videos/1060678130678417/
OI NAH HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH THOUGH
sick of these bluepilled plebs
goooooooaaaaaaaal
There is no such thing as addiction
>>60856019
me in the background
think i might be jewish at heart because the cost is definitely not worth it for weed for me, it gets so boring after the first few times
Getting really quite nervous about ENG-WAL now
>reading ayn rand
>she's an absolute genius
lowest quality general
>There is no such thing as addiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQs8E0juBUs
GET IN are Nige back of the net son
feel really dizzy again
fucking sick of this
>>60856004
Yeah but the difference is that you can actually become addicted and have withdrawals, whereas you don't get withdrawals from weed but you might just prefer being high to being sober.
Reminder that I will be purchasing the necessary drugs today to start self-medding
>Really regret not doing it sooner
>Dreamed that I was presenting as female while at university
>I made female friends
>We went on nights out
>Picked up boys
>I was raped a few times but my friends were always there to offer me support
>Eventually became friends with the Polish girl (classmate)
>She arranged a surprise meeting between myself and the other Polish girl
>On seeing me she took me to a private room and we hugged
>I cried (made easier due to the hormones)
drunk to be honest
>lowest quality general
>>60856089
t. teenage girl
listening to dream theater
>>60856117
>tfw not even worth a (you)
listening to mumford and sons
unironically good
>So desperate to be with a girl that he'll become a tranny just to be friendzoned by her
Im the guy u waited for all your life
>>60856107
>>Really regret not doing it sooner
you'll regret doing it at all when you kill yourself in a few years
>not gonna read beyond that line or bother investing myself into this idiot's suicide
>>60856164
HOWLING
got tickets to see mumford and sons at the dream theatre next month
>>60856066
Grimsby M E N T I O N E D
>>60856156
what a little mad cunt
>>60856139
FONC
Leave or remain?
I am comfortably the most manly and physically intimidating poster on daytime /brit/, and on normietime /brit/ I would wager I'm top 3
Just making you aware of the facts
are football fans even human
>>60856218
REMAIN
E
M
A
I
N
I actually have plans for the future that involve travelling and not being poor though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62dwk1BgdIE
btfo i must say
>>60856203
>50 000 boats used to dock here...
Could honestly beat up any of you poofs
>>60856249
ah yes it will be impossible to travel and be wealthy once we leave
>>60856243
ah yes first british news calls our footy fans disgusting only to do literally the same thing
>>60856176
I don't enjoy living as I am
Either way, I'm heading to the same destination, at least this way I can say I tried to escape my destiny
>>60856164
I always just wanted to be their friend
>>60856275
Are the Dutch fans causing much trouble this year?
>>60856272
Both will objectively be harder
>>60856156
>>60856243
the lads
>>60856266
I'm sure she meant a year or something
really fucking hate "memes" and other fucking shite entering mainstream news
BBC news feels like fucking buzzfeed at times now
really really really fucking sick of normies, jesus christ I hate normies
>>60856296
we did it before it was cool :^)
Cannot comprehend why people have and use credit cards rather than debit
Why not have just a bit of fucking patience and not fuck yourself up with debt?
currently watching Lexit the Movie
>>60856289
is that why you recorded her and pissed in her ribena
>>60856313
She's got her own movie?
>>60856218
leave
feeling handsome atm
So if leaving the EU means the evil Tories won't have anyone to stop them stripping away workers rights and send us back to the Victorian age, why doesn't Big Dave want us to leave the EU?
>fisherman are poor meme
ahh yes guess that's why britian is catching more fish than ever and selling it for higher than ever
>>60856309
Gotta build the jew credit up lad so people can know I'm responsible with money.
>>60856309
Improves your credit rating, good to have as a fallback, often come with other benefits like cashback.
>>60856351
>Look in the mirror
>Feel handsome, think I look really good
>Open snapchat or camera, look like an old hag
WHICH ONE IS IT. IS THE CAMERA LYING TO ME OR THE MIRROR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
What a raci....oh, he's black. Um....well....I.....*runs away*
>>60856328
That wasn't a sexual thing
>>60856366
>Michael Give has been telling people for years that the EU made his dad's business go under
>His dad comes out and completely cucks his son by saying that's not true
>>60856328
Don't reply to it
>Reading Ayn Rand
>Absolute Genius
Le spooky philosopher meemee
Also, Brexit polls for leaving are winning by a steady 3 points, if you don't count manipulation and kikery
>>60856389
well the camera shows your face the right way around unlike the mirror. but I feel like the selfie cam distorts my face a bit too.
>>60856445
Transphobic cunt
Can't think of a single intelligent Mexican
>>60856455
Fucking smug piece of shit nerd with glasses
>>60856415
Based black man
Just booked my flight back to Blighty. Who missed me? :)
>>60856262
fucking hell that's embarrassing
>>60856459
Selfie cam definitely fucks my face up.
I've got quite a 'strong' face with a wide, square jaw and sharp features but on the selfie cam it makes me look like some slack jawed, narrow faced sissy.
Can't think of a single intelligent argument for Brexit
>>60856459
selfie cams are generally shitty quality and shitty cameras take shitty photos
remember when 4chan didn't have captcha and didn't have a 60 second post cooldown
wow
>>60856511
yeah, it also makes my skin tone look horrid
>>60856527
actually I find the relative shittiness of front-facing cameras to be beneficial for selfies as it blurs imperfections
>>60856528
No desu
>taking selfies
FONT
>>60856528
>mfw that was about 6 years ago
anime lads
>yui best keion
>>60856544
depends on what you're trying to hide, but the general consensus is that the worse the camera, the worse you'll look in a photo
>>60856545
RIP lemmy
>>60856592
I don't think that's the general consensus at all actually mate
don't reply to me again
>work for a Scottish company
>not allowed to watch or even listen to the match
Brilliant. Going to take a really late lunch so I can at least watch the second half. That's the better option than the first half right?
>>60856648
hmmmm
>60856664
yeah this was definitely worth posting
thanks
me in tescos
>>60856665
>tfw boss has let us watch every 2 PM match so far
706
so was that
appreciate it
>tfw can't get any attention
>>60856777
nice trips you fucking bent faggot
>>60856827
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>60856665
>work for an international company
>post on /int/
feels good
>right-wing
>doesn't want monarchy
>>60856853
LITTLE
>tfw you REALLY want to eat an apple, but your fruit collection only consists of oranges
>>60856849
>yank
fuck off yank
>>60856894
good post
REEEEEEOOOoooo
Going to make a bacon butty. Just try and stop me
reading about the frankfurt school
not sure what /pol/ is on about desu not sure how this was meant to undermine western society
>>60856905
fuck off yank
going feral lads
>>60856925
because tyhe amount FRIGGEN JEWS in one ROOM doesnt SET off alarm bells for you??? BAKA sheep sad!
>>60856951
louie, you've gone feral
going hunting lads
>>60856974
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
This is why we have a below replacement birthrate
Need a doting gf
when does the man kick the ball?
>>60855829
Why did the person on the left fall over randomly?
>>60857021
Dogs and cats are unironically superior to babies
>>60857021
I agree with them though.
Fuck having a baby, babies are shit.
Going to browse normiebook and then post screencaps of things that make me mad, lads.
thinking about girl
>>60857030
black magic
>>60857030
niggers being niggers
they tend to overreact to things like this.
thinking about boy
>>60857104
not clicking this as I assume you're the psycho
Going to be a yank and post in /brit/ because I'm a fucking mongoloid, lads
>>60857104
will be letting the janny know about this.
I'm interested in Wales since it's probably the most overlooked region in the UK, so I hope you don't mind if I interject with a political question:
How much of Wales' current state is Thatcher's fault? From what I gather, Wales was pretty successful in the mining business, until the unions clashed with Thatcher. After that, it appears that many mines closed down.
Where did Wales go wrong? Is Thatcher to blame at all?
Also, does Welsh have a Celtic language like Ireland? Is it still spoken or is it extinct?
Would appreciate some Welsh input desu, thanks lads
>>60857104
really hope thats him getting bashed desu
>>60857104
>>60857145
This, is it him? Fucking hope so
>>60857127
Wales is the only region to maintain a healthy Celtic identity. They all speak Welsh pretty much but dont act like niggers like irish and scotcucks.
>>60857127
Wales is shit because the Welsh are unintelligent socialists.
Welsh is spoken there by a minority and is on their signs but everyone speaks English fluently too.
>having anger issues and owning a pet
ah yes
>>60855794
literally cannot put into words how much I hate this fucking wanker
>>60857104
Don't quite get this. Is the bloke on the right getting battered for beating the dog?
>>60857127
Thatcher shut down the mines in the North of England, Welsh coal mines died before that iirc.
Yes Welsh has a language and more people speak it than Irish, all their road signs and everything are in Welsh and English.
>>60857104
what happens?
i am very sensitive to violence against animal and I don't want to get sad
>>60857168
that is sociopathy, not anger issues.
brick shit house
>>60857208
just some guy punching a dog. i dont think he realises that dog skulls are incredibly thick so he's just busting his hand.
>>60857163
yep
>>60857175
Why
>>60857208
Man punching a dog on the left and on the right is someone getting the shit beaten out of him, hopefully the person punching the dog.
>>60855794
lads how did we allow a dutchman to make a brit thread?
>>60857275
jfs are our slaves on this site
>>60857275
Because he supplies us with cara
>>60857282
yes master
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
why cant chinese people have white children?
because two wongs dont make a white
>>60857322
mugi
wew lads
Anybody on universal credit, here?
>>60856358
His bezzie mate Gove does. Forget about the pig sticker, he's like an omega male hand puppet.
>>60857332
good post
taytay broke up with the scottish cunt
>>60857352
literally going to get my bennies today
Just a reminder that I work 2 days a week and spend most of my working time posting on /brit/ and still earn about £1k a month x
>>60857376
who cares?
>Germany to end unofficial tolerance of polygamy: 'No one who comes to us has the right to put their cultural roots, or their religious beliefs, above our laws,' says justice minister
nice
>>60857380
a entirely sustainable life that will undoubtedly take you places. very impressive.
>>60857380
I work 3 days a week and get 2.3k a month x
>>60857377
UC sounds like a right pain in the ass. I'd rather be on Job Seekers desu
>>60857413
I feel like I am in a fucking dream sometimes
lads what should i do for the summer
got any good games
>>60857380
same desu, sometimes work 4 days though. don't even have to pay rent as I live in my parents old house and they've moved away.
Lads, which country do you want to live in? Canada for me.
>>60857380
I value my anus more than 1k a month.
Plus I'm too uggo to be a rent boy anyway.
>>60857413
Rasheeds not gonna like that
>>60857450
kys
>>60857438
what?
>>60857442
witcher 3 if you haven't already played it. my favourite game.
>>60857352
Yeah
>>60857184
>Yes Welsh has a language and more people speak it than Irish
Don't believe that bullshit for a second.
>>60857459
just imported 800000 rasheeds going to be angry
>>60857442
Stronghold HD
Serious Sam
Insurgency even though it's dead but bots can still be fun
Reassembly if you want comfy space empire
Skullgirls for fightan
And I hate myself, but I unironically enjoy Smite.
Some Indonesian girl on kik claims I look like Justin Bieber lads
is that good or bad
>>60857500
it's fact you down syndromed mong
>>60857536
ask for nudes and post them here please
who ate all the pies? (it was me)
Any Welshmen here?
>>60857422
I live at home and I'm currently re-taking my a levels (retard)
Besides I turn down hours at work most of the time because I can't be arsed
>>60857456
Yea me too desu
>>60857568
me
I'm a 1/4 welsh
>>60857555
Need to get her on board first m8, she's an actual girl so she won't strip off yet
>>60857555
This x
>>60857589
No you're not Welsh, fuck off.
>attacks in America and France
when is ours going to happen? i feel like its long overdue. our security services must be fucking amazing.
>>60857568
Yeah, why?
Found out I'm an eighth welsh, lads.
Lads I'm seriously considering moving into gay escorting
Nothing is going up my arse but I'll fuck other men and let them suck my willy for money, seems like a win/win
>>60857630
rasheed isn't going to bomb his own home
>>60857650
YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED YOU WELSH CUNT.
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
FUCK OFF!!
>>60857660
>into gay escorting
>Nothing is going up my arse
You're a dreamer m8.
>>60857660
I've thought about this too. Happy to take it up the bum as well
nippin down t' shop to get some snacks for the game lads
what should i get?
>Sterling on flanks
>>60857660
Are you even attractive?
>>60857660
Not worth the AIDS scared desu
>>60857450
That one in the middle and left a little bit, ta x
>>60857726
can't get aids if he wears a condom
There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong....
>>60857697
french fries and potato chips
>>60857660
Better to have a bit of the AIDS than having to actually work in a real job eh
>>60857696
The bloke getting paid decides that m8
>>60857696
Might even do some gay camming first, I don't even need to meet the arse bandits
>>60857711
I can be a decent twink if I shave
>>60857729
Ascension Island? why lad
>>60857773
Safest place on earth
Can someone redpill me on thailad? Is he a teacher in Thailand or something?
>>60857788
No, that's America.
>>60857800
No, he's an IT geek on the run for noncing kids in Britain
>>60857450
france
I want to learn french and study there too
also its pretty damn easy to get at least an extended visa to get there from the US
>>60857747
*walks up to stand*
*clears throat*
>FOY
*voracious standing ovation*
>>60857800
He's a professional nonce
>>60857802
>safest place on earth
>America
ok m8
>>60857450
not sure if i'll like any country besides my swamp
Since when did the Independent become even worse than the Guardian? Every one of their social media posts is pure cancer now.
>60857839
>responding to a four minute old post
kys
>>60857450
America
>>60857876
good post
the sultan in dubai is literally named rasheed ahaha
I'm scared of velociraptors
>>60857912
thanks.
I have now moved, by the way
>>60857933
they're the size of small turkeys. you could kick one to death
>>60857957
wew, that was quick lad.
How does it feel being in the best country on earth?
so which one of you boys wants to be my bf~
>>60857989
America's alright but only for fucking your women, other than that it's a bit boring tbf. Prefer Europe.
>>60858012
>responding to a 50-second old post
>>60858012
>a bit boring tbf.
Where'd you visit?
>>60857999
depends. post pics.
>>60857999
p-post feet
fucking hell I've walked the dog, got lunch from subway, been to the gym and got a blowie off the gf and this thread is STILL going
NSA times square dirty bomb illuminati tomorrow next week CIA nuke ISIS sharia law burqa chicago kanye west trump 2016 code breakers haram
Update on Indonesian kik girl
she's gone to pray
how do I ask her to show her fanny
>>60857989
America is for pussies
ello darkness me old mucka
>>60858086
"giz a minge shot then innit"
>>60858091
>I hate being called lad
bad lad
>>60858086
"please show me your roastie bitch.
>>60858110
can't tell if twink or girl
help
Random swiping was a bad idea
>>60858158
>that chin on Kate
also
>Tim
>>60858158
Alri Tim
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
>>60858176
Here's a hires for you
>>60858158
hows it hangin tim
white knickers
>>60858158
>TIM TAMS
haha alri Tim!
off down the bottlo
lads
>>60858158
How are you today, Tim.
>>60858158
well? how is it hanging?
hows it hangin lads
>>60858140
I'm a boy >:)
>>60855794
That's the room out of 'The God of Carnage'
Funny when you start to see locations repeat
>>60858250
show bp
>>60858208
>>60858178
Howzit mates
>>60858193
fucking hell
really unfortunate genetics 2bh
>>60858110
nice hot dog legs
off down the bottIo
going to start using the word 'sequester' more i reckon. its a good word.
>>60858284
'he 'ings I 'uld 'o 'o 'at 'rse
Lmao alri Timmy la
>>60858091
why americans so sensitive ?
fucking women
>>60858284
why she so fat
Business idea: watch the England match down the pub with all the retired old geezers
doing a tab close so I can get some work done lads.
off to the bottlo
>>60858321
why is he so greasy?
>>60858158
Seems a bit mysogynistic this app does son, come upstairs out of the basement, we need a chat before din-dins.
hello
off down the chippo
>>60858158
TIM
I
M
any lads in oxford want to hit me up with some ganj? dealers AWOL.
do i get kfc or taco bell 4 breakfast lads?
TIMOTHY
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
off down the bottlo
>>60858284
THICCNESS SICCNESS
>>60858046
Miami once, then the other time New York for a short while.
Tim Canterbury. Archbishop of Canterbury. Bishop Muzorewa.
Thanks for the timposts fellas it's nice
Fedora this if you want but i fucking love how good this website is at fostering and mutating memes
Few other places are as creative
>sterling up front
>kane and vardy benched
>milner out wide
>>60858321
Alri lad
>>60858441
it's woy though innit
>>60858441
the face of someone who has truly given up on life
>>60858391
important
off down the bottIo
>>60858348
One of life's greatest mysteries.
>>60858441
for how much tim sings he doesn't get any better
>>60858284
Is that Holly Kiss?
I've seen her having a wee
>>60855794
this 2bh
>>60858519
gz?
off down the shoppo
>>60858225
>>60858347
>>60858406
>>60858478
shut up cunt
>>60858441
>Sturridge not starting
Senile old cunt
off down the bottlo
someone make a new
I know it's tempting, God knows I've been close to doing it myself at times, but please, for everyone's sake, do NOT engage him
what time is the footy?
want my late teens and early 20s back
playing wow all day with a qt girl while I was meant to be doing uni work
Eating lunch on my own in work lads
>>60858592
i'll be a qt girl for the right price
>>60858591
two of clock
>>60858617
ta lad
>>60858586
>*her
>>60858611
degenerates out
*does some scaremongering*
ah yes this will secure votes for my side
off down the bottIo
>>60858643
i'll be a degenerate out for the right price
>>60858441
Roy is honestly losing his marbles
>>60858678
post a pic first
want to know what im buying
off down the bottlo
>>60858722
i'll post pics for the right price
>>60858595
What's for lunch?
gun control laws are like taking pills for depression
may help but all it does is mask symptoms. doesnt treat the actual cause.
I have a question I've been looking around and I haven't found the answer.
But this EU referdum, it isn't advisory isn't it? Like our Ukraine referendum. So if Britain votes leeave do the politicans have to obey the results or can they still choose to not leave?
Also didn't the Brit go on longer than the typical 310 posts? But okay I'll see what happens.
