>you wake up and realize that you are in Hungary
What do?
Get on first train and try not to puke from seeing so many subhumans
>>60826730
Try to kidnap Aletta Ocean
>>60826730
Approach Germany/Sweden obviously.
>>60826774
Your wish is granted. You are now on a train bound towards north.
>>60826859
>>60826885
>>60826730
Try the real goulash... The one made with horse meat.
And then throw stones to rapefugees.
hang out in budapest
Eat some gulash and drink some palinka. Maybe rape some local girl and still some shit like my father did in the 70's
eat Langos
embrace my 1/32 finnish heritage and join my brothers on the steppe
>>60826730
eat something
Go and make breakfast HAHAHA
settle there
Remove kebab of course
>>60826730
Paint myself white and run west
>>60826730
praise jesus
>>60826730
drink palinka to forget the fact that I'm in hungary...again...
also chain smoke because cigs are so fucking cheap
>>60827761
Paint yourself white and stay where you are
find hungary gf
>>60826730
kiss the fucking ground, I am blessed.
fail at learning Hungarian
Consider suicide. Write a goodbye note. Purchase a few bottles of sleeping pills.
In other words: business as usual.
>>60828928
...good, here is your government-assigned qt Hungarian gf... ...please sign here... ...and here, and here. Good, now please proceed to room 895 for your Hungarian citizenship oath. You will receive the details of your mandatory Hungarization course after that and you may pick up your complimentary bottle of pálinka or your Rubik cube on your way out. Welcome to Hungary. Now, get the fuck away from here, you are holding up the damn line.
Next...
>>60829130
h-hi... can I have one of those?
>>60828805
just try to not end up like this guy did
http://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-man-found-dead-in-hungary-was-beaten-to-death/
>>60827024
Travel stories seem to be something that many ppl who lived around those behind the iron curtain times share. They sound like a lot of fun.
>>60828805
L'chaim
>>60829231
Sorry, out of qt's. I can put your name on a waiting list though.
reinstate monarchy
>>60829260
Didn't he mingle with gypsies and such?
>>60829260
luckily I know hungarian so I can pass as a local.
>>60829303
yummm.... wash it down with some unicum and sprite
>>60829353
ANTISEMITE. I saw a dozen qts behind that door!
>>60829362
I for one welcome our Austrian overlords.
>>60829362
Be sure to ask permission first. Otherwise it would be rude. Etiquette is important.
find a bf
>>60829376
second or third generation?
>>60829438
But none of them are Jewish Hungarian. Hold on, let me check...
...well, I found this lovely lass for you. Sign here... ...and here... ...and here...
>>60829555
neither. i learned it on /int/
Go pillage Romania
>>60829592
I renounce my religion.
>>60826730
Kill myself.
>>60829599
kurva anyád and átok will only ever get you so far
>>60829668
I see. Sign here and here. Here is an attachable foreskin in this package and... ...let's see, some baptismal water, proceed to room 938, a doctor and a priest are waiting for you.
>>60829724
how about baszd meg?
>>60829762
i suppose you'll be wanting me to hand in my yarmulke...
>>60829819
>not bazdmeg
you dun goof'd, Schlomo, into the Danube you jump!
>>60829819
Indeed. Also, mandatory nose job. The doctor has been notified.
Get hammered, you can buy big fucking glasses of beer for almost no money.
Honestly reminds me that I need to go there again.
>>60829859
what's the difference yo
>>60829896
finally. I'm starting to love this place
>>60829949
>what's the difference yo
nothing
>>60829949
Good to hear. We'll have to run some tests though to confirm your level of Jewishness.
>>60830179
and you're throwing me in the river for nothing? ANTISEMITE
>>60830189
ANTISEM-eh-I mean... yum delicious!
*spits into plant pot nearby*
>>60826730
Use my French heritage to learn Latin and apply to a position in the government
Alternatively, find Hungarian BF (had a Hungie friend from HS, relatively baby-like and round face, really pale and blond, with curly hair, hope you have similar)
>>60830270
How come you're a hungarophile jew-sama? I see you in a lot of threads.
>>60830479
>Use my French heritage to learn Latin and apply to a position in the government
U wot
>>60830652
Isn't Latin the official language of the Hungarian Kingdom ? I'm a bit lost.
>>60829949
>what's the difference yo
Nobody actually says baszd meg. Everyone pronounces it bazd meg. Hungarian language is notorius for disliking too many consonants bunched together (ie: only two of the same type is allowed - Attila). Three of any kind bunched together like the german Sch as in Schwarz is practically unheard of.
Though sz counts as a single consonant, it is neigh impossible to pronounce SZ followed by a D at the end of the word. So instead we say Z. Bazd. Or, if you want to say baszod (literally, you fuck, but it is used as an exclamation - like in English, Hell, you're making this hard for yourself.) You see how there's an O between the sz and the d? That is because of the rules and difficulties I described above.
go get some langos
>>60830716
>Isn't Latin the official language of the Hungarian Kingdom ?
Your info is literally 300 years old outdated. Yes,for quite a long time the offical language was Latin. But then we had a language renewal, we threw out the latin trash and reused finno ugric words instead. We spread local slang to a national level if it was useful, also we made up new words - it's really easy when your language is agglutinative. Ad-> give. Adó---> tax Adomány --> charity (literally to give away)
Also the Hungarian kindom ended after the first WW you smug fuck, as you well know
>>60831137
it only ended in 1946 tho
>>60831137
>latin trash
Rude desu
Thanks for the linguistic info, though. Appreciated
>Also the Hungarian kindom ended after the first WW you smug fuck, as you well know
Did somebody said Trianon ?
... if I apologises sincerely and work very hard and shows appreciation for your culture, can I still get an Hungarian BF ? I would be a productive member of society, I swear.
>>60830730
That is called assimilation, tesó
Most languages do that, though most do not
write the changes down
I only know that Serbo-Croatian does
I'll request some infantry, special forces, tank and mixed units, several billions of dollars, 1 rank belove from the highest possible army rank, access to intelligence institutions, [ermission to act on own will in order to secretly invade Romania and get several regions under control.
>>60826730
Go back home.
>>60826730
Integrate, marry, hope the government doesn't find me and deport me back to Africa
>>60831234
Minor details. I can't remember when the first or second WW started or when it ended, I only know the tremendous butthurt it caused.
>>60831319
>Rude desu
I didn't mean to offend. It's just that half of our used language was latin back then. And none of that romance language thing you have going on where you changed it over time to suit your needs, but we used archaic, textbook latin. Hungarians had serious trouble expressing themselves because of the constraints it placed upon our language. That was a legit problem. It had to go.
>if I apologises sincerely and work very hard and shows appreciation for your culture, can I still get an Hungarian BF ?
Sure. You speak French and English, you could easily become a teacher here as well. There aren't that many French people here, so you'd be sought after.
>>60831849
I'm following an engineering course currently, but I'd really love to teach glorious French to Hungarians. I'm a cosmopolite guy and really like seeing different cultures interact, so it's definitively something I'd like.
Could you describe Hungarian guys to me ? I've had a friend from Hungarian descent in class. He was tall, blonde and really pale. Are all Hungarians this qt ?
go away from Hungary
>>60832212
Why do you Jews dislike us so?
>>60826730
>What do?
Try to make new friends and learn how people live there. I'm not kidding, faggots.
>>60832312
But this other one >>60828805 likes us
>>60832111
>I'm following an engineering course currently
Then there's no way you'd ever go without a job. That said, lots of IT companies are looking for people who speak multiple languages. Nothing else required really. They also pay some of the best salary in Hungary. Y'know, companies like British Telecom, IT services Hungary, and such. They have their a bunch of service centers here in our country. Those are also pretty good places to work.
>Could you describe Hungarian guys to me ?
Well it varies a lot. Am I right in assuming you're a dude who's interesed in dudes who like dudes? Well, in Budapest gays and bi's aren't that hard to find, but in the countryside most are in the closet. There's a few places to meet I guess? I wouldn't know.
As for the men, it's very diverse. The average hungarian man is about 178-180 cm, dark brown hair, light brown eyes. There are blondes of course, but not that many. Blue and green eyes are common (40-50%) Hungarian men are usually thin during their early twenties but tend to grow a beer belly when they hit 25-30. I don't know about gays, they probably take better care for themselves than straight guys.
As for mentality, it varies even greater than appearance. Lots of douchebags, lots of nice people. You gotta search for the right ones.
>>60832111
>He was tall, blonde and really pale.
That's far from the average in Hungary. You can find some like that, sure, but not that common.
>wake up in Hungary
First thing I do is sequester myself in my room and cram Hungarian language learning for a week or two I guess.
>>60832312
Right sorry I stay and leech free money
>>60833089
>>60833152
Thank you for the answer ! Adding Hungary to my lists of place to visit when I'm rich. I won't be a lousy tourist, I promise !
>>60826730
Leave.
>>60826730
unable to communicate in barbarian language and my helplessness i stab 4 in the center of budapest.
thus "deflowering" hungary
>>60832469
This Finn understands it. Listen to him well.
>>60834579
>make a logical assumptions and try to act properly in order to adapt and survive
disgusting
>go to expensive restaurant
>enter WC and shit on floor
>scream random words and say that i am from Croatia
>run southwest until home
>>60826730
how can that be hungary
it has hills
>>60826730
Learn Hungarian and become successful Hungarian citizen.
go back home
Start a paprika farm.
>>60826730
Unite the clans and retake the ancient Turan lands with my kinsmen.
>>60838921
Best one
![latin+lover057[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gDroO4U.jpg "latin+lover057[1].jpg")
>>60826730
try to seduce some hungarian qts with my suave latin caliente caliente skills
