>Grow up thinking family is full German
>Sing songs in German every Christmas, make my own lager, always play Germany in Civ
>Google last name out of curiosity
>"Origin: West Slavic"
I'm having a crisis. What do I do, /int/?
>>60820895
What is your last name?
>>60820895
Those shitskins aren't German.
>>60821049
t. shitskin moor rape baby
>>60820895
West-Slavs are atleast as germanic as east-germans.
>>60821049
Says Italy
>>60820895
They don't look very German honestly.
Or maybe have no idea what Germans actually look like.
>>60821049
North Italy = Germanic rape babies
South Italy = Arab rape babies
>>60820895
muh-heritage, the thread
>>60821207
People from southern Germany actually look like this. Blue eyes and blonde hair is mainly a northern thing.
>>60821207
those are bavarians aka germanized
celts
>>60821286
I didn't know south germans were swarthier than me.
Really makes you think.
>>60821049
They do except that monkey girl in blue.
>>60821286
thats the reason why we kicked sudetengermans
>>60822221
so close to >>60822222
Hahahaha
Tfw when I'm a Spanish rape baby
>>60822345
>tfw when
>that feel when when
welcome newfriend.
>>60821049
No shit, idiot. It's a von Steuben Parade so most likely some US thing.
Not all Bavarians are swarthy looking, some of us maybe but you'll find brown hair even amongst Norwegians.
Northern Germans are just irrelevant and salty so they cling to muh blonde hair
>>60820895
West slavs aren't rare in Germany desu, there was plenty of intermingling with Bohemians, Poles etc
>>60820948
Pitsch
>>60820895
>German American
>all look like Italians
>>60822522
welp, thats actually german surname
lots of german surnames have west slavic roots and were germanised
>>60821207
Most self-declared German Americans are 1/4 or 1/2 something else, usually of the same religion or geography.
A lot of those people are probably half Irish, half Italian, half Polish, or even half Hispanic, because they're Catholic.
>>60822522
>Pitsch
>>60820895
>Be American
>Grow up thinking family is full German
>Grow up thinking family is full Anything
>>60822567
Don't think so.
https://www.houseofnames.com/pitsch-family-crest
>>60822522
Thats a german name.
>>60822522
PIČ AHAHSHAHAHS
>>60822701
>https://www.houseofnames.com/pitsch-family-crest
????
thats was I just said
west slavic name nut germanised in germany
so its german surname
Unless both your parents are German immigrants it is extremely unlikely you're full German. I grew up in the diaspora in Chicago where its GERMAN GERMAN GERMAN all the fucking time and I know for a fact I'm about only about 50% German. Rest is Czech, Bulgarian, Romanian all sorts of shit.
>>60820895
>>Google last name out of curiosity
>>"Origin: West Slavic"
This happens to every South Brazilian, but they still keep worshiping Germany regardless, even if their surname is Italian, Polish or Pomeranian.
>>60822701
Even then it may be a single person of non-German origin and the rest of the line is 99% German.
>>60822659
>>60822975
You mean guys are why my grandpa went by Pitts during the war
>>60823877
>a fucking pussy
>>60822701
Dude.
One of my grandmothers was a germanised pole and the other apparently came from a family whipping poles in prussia as well.
You might find that surprising but in CENTRAL EUROPE (that one's for you, poland) people marry over borders and exchange names.
My father is practically danish as well, there is no "pure" anything.
Only.....grades shades of grey.
>tfw Nordic first name
>>60823609
I should do research. My dad's side is Bavarian (came ages ago, before the Civil War), mom's side came after WW1 from Eastern Germany
>>60823877
piča means pussy :D .D :D :D
hello mr. vagina
>>60823609
After all germans settled all across europe, people invited them to build towns and gib taxes.
Russia,transylvania etc.
Don't know about Bulgaria though.
>Also invasions of course.
>>60820895
>I'm having a crisis.
Serves you right for basing your entire identity around something so tenuous t.b.h.
You're an american, embrace it and accept it.
My ancestors had cool German surnames - Hornberg, Bernhardt, Reichenbach... but they adopted boring English names to fit in during ww1
Would it be autistic to change my name to what it used to be?
>>60824079
no he is irish
>>60823877
V A G I N A
>>60824105
Yea since you have nothing in common with them. Do you even speak mute language
Do skandis still do the "My name is olaf, my sons name is Kristoff Olafson/olafsdottr"?
>>60820895
they look like average brazilians in my state.
>>60824161
Nope lmao
My grandma only remembers nursery rhymes and curse words
>>60824163
Icelanders do.
>>60824161
Don't be mean to him, little Böhmen.
>>60824105
Would be a bit autistic, depends if its still phonetically german.
If yo uare named Cline, changing it to the similar pronounced Klein would be ok and not to wierd.
After all La'shandra gets to use her wierd name and spelling too.
>>60822522
your ancestors were probably from brothel industry
>>60824105
Why do Bavarians look Portuguese.
What the hell.
>>60824290
I have a totally different Anglo name
>>60824420
That might be a bit more strenous then.
Ask your family about it?
Anyway, fo what you want.
You are in the US of A, social norms don't exist there i have heard .^)
>Grow up thinking I'm full anglo
>find out my maternal grandmothers maiden name
>xxxxberg
>ask my mother where's she's from
>say's she has some "german" ancestry
what do lads, I'm frightened
>>60824535
its still retarded and autistic af
>>60824418
Roman dickings and the similarity of all old, drinking men.
Blondistan is in the north.
>>60824563
retarded not, maybe a bit autistic.
but there are people out there having changed their name officially to Vermin Supreme.
he can't beat that.
>>60822701
>Son of pies
U know that means youre mum was a bitch?
Pies=dog
>>60822522
Come on, that's pretty German. I thought it was Kowalski or something like that.
>>60822221
>tfw dark-haired Sudeten German
Fuck you.
>>60824555
Might not be Jewish, if she lived in Germany through WW2 the bloodline should be clean
>>60822221
Nah, you were just salty about "Bantz".
Also, get your shit together and convince the austrians and hungarians to reelect an emperor between between the three of you.
>>60824728
all good...it was just banter
>>60824860
Tell that to my grandma. She still hates you for expelling her and putting gypsies into her former house.
>>60820895
My dad changed his last name when he married my mom, but he didn't take her last name. Instead, he changed it to my mom's dad's dad's Jew name from Lithuania... But guess what? It's not even the original spelling, it's a stupid alteration so it sounds more Anglo. I feel like changing it back to my dad's old last name like it should be.
>mfw
>last name literally means peasant in German
Fuck the nobles amirite?
>>60824555
Embrace it! I learned my dad is technically Jewish despite being Catholic
>>60822766
>>60824699
t. Russian rape babies pretending to be german
>>60825066
Your dad is a retard. What was his reasoning for that?
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends
>>60820895
>Mothers side was "Full Italian"
>Google last name
>Roughly translates to "Freed Man" in Hungarian
>My mother's side is nothing but a bunch of former Hungarian serfs
Where were you when you were disappointed in your lineage? At least my father's side has some Irish nobility, if you can call it nobility.
>>60825066
My best friend's last name seems very Anglo but it's actually Lithuanian Jewish
She has blue eyes and blonde hair so she can do Jewish taqqiya
>>60825233
my nigga
>>60825233
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Bantus, are in fact, Yoruba and Bantus, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and congoshits. Bantus are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Yoruba, a vital group thanks to which West Africa exists.
>Many /int/ users mistake Yorubas for Bantus every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Yoruba group is often called "Bantu", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Yoruba, a West Africa masterrace.
>There really are Bantus, but the Yoruba are no part of it. Yoruba are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Bantus often include Yoruba, but basically it's Bantu with Yoruba added. All the so called "Western Bantu" are really Yoruba
>>60825033
thats funny coz my grandma hates germans too, she was expelled from sudetland
but we have now nice summerhouse after germans...so lets keep history history and focus on future
european values ans shitslike that :D
>choosing Germany over Poland in Civ5
>>60827038
>Poland is god tier in Civ5
>Poland is toilet tier IRL
Really makes you think
how would you say 'son of vagina'
would it be picavic?
