>You wake up
>Open your eyes
>You're in Poland
How angry are you?
5/10
Not angry at all because Poland is full of cute Polish boys
>>60817475
not very desu.
time to get some lebensraum
If I woke up as a Pole with a new life, chances are I would be happier than I am now
>>60817536
There's much more lebensraum in Scandinavia.
>>60817475
I start a new lesbian sex slave operation and only hire Australians
Nothing would really change, I'd just move back to the UK
>>60817600
T-tell me more, please
>>60817475
I am drun kand upset, but I hope t's cheap
>>60817475
Depends, how much zlotty do I get
War is hell.
>>60817627
based in poznan with polish girls are bodyguards
>>60817475
I immediately get drunk.
So 3/10.
Pretty happy
>>60817475
I'll drive home, as my car is allready there.
>>60817514
>Obviously wearing makeup
Disgusting
>>60817713
>German drives his vw back home
>Gets gassed by car construction flaws
>>60817475
0/10
>>60817669
this.
Be sure to put Russians , Arabs, Ukranians Afrikans, Americans and other slavs into that hell.
Never fight your wars your self! Be smart and talk nice.
>>60817756
You have a realy tight grab on stuff you think is common property...
Turn westwards and start the hike of my life...
>>60817922
With all the building going on you'd probably be faster in Germany if you went by foot.
>>60817813
Made me smile.
>>60817922
can you recommend
Mountain Warehouse Cannonball
As Trekkingshoe for my daughter?
Or should I aim at a McKinley Trekkingshoe?
Very angry because of the non-existent diversity.
>>60817475
>Germans thought this concrete block is a perfect fit between old townhouses
Commie tier reasoning
>>60818026
I guess you've never been member of the St.George Scouts?
Zero angry. In fact I could use the opportunity to purchase a POLSKI OWCZAREK NIZINNY and some kielbasa for the POLSKI OWCZAREK NIZINNY and myself.
>>60818165
We are nice to Poles aside from clay and nazi comments. You didn't offend them, did you?
>>60817475
I woke up my beautiful polish wife, say bye to her family and get the fuck out of the country.
not angry at all
>>60818260
Not at all. The POLSKI OWCZAREK NIZINNY is an adorable dog breed.
In fact I love the Poles and would like to reunite the formerly German parts of Poland and former East Germany as Prussia.
>>60818324
I like them, too.
And I also would prefere East Germany to unite with Poland...leaving the Bund...
As long as I can stay in West Germany.
every fucking day
>>60821291
Kys
>>60818117
DPB mann, the georgians are pussys!
>>60821599
no u kys
i hear poland is good now that thugs left to go to other eu countries
>>60817475
If I woke up in Poland without knowing how I ended up there, I wouldn't be angry, but I'd certainly have a massive hangover. I'd wait a day or three for the hangover to recess while visiting the country.
I would be stoked and would immediately go mushroom foraging with a Polish gf
>>60817475
O kurwa pierdole teraz dla mnie ten spierdolony język uczyć się?
>>60817475
say ooo kurwaaaaa ja pierdole and be astonished why I know how to say that
>>60817475
7/10 angry because I don't really want to go back to Poland desu
>>60822290
spierdalaj żmudzin
>>60817475
Fucking pissed, I've always wanted to visit Poland but I have an important exam tomorrow.
>>60817813
Funny thing is, EU paid for their car,gear and food
So, am I in Russia or Germany ?
>>60822481
wypierdalaj do domu, emigrant jebany
I'll go chase some Polish girls
They seem to love me a lot and I'm pretty poor
>>60817475
-999999/10
bardzo zajebisty
>>60822533
jestem w pracy na wyjeździe. przynajmniej podróżuje chuju
>>60822521
Maluch is from communist era and i never heard that EU pays for food for Poland.
>>60817475
I wouldn't be angry at all. Please, wake me up;-)
>>60817475
Not at all. I'll go to Krakow and visit the aviation museum and the royal castle. Maybe the salt mines as well, although I have seen it before. The royal castle is worth seeing twice and I haven't seen the aviation museum before.
>>60817475
Do I still have my wallet?
Because I'd rather have a comfy trip back home than walk the whole way.
>>60817475
go to a polish bakery and get some sweet pastries
not even mad
better than Russia anyway
im surprised, you shit on poles and poland in other threads and now you comfy to wake up here? wtf?
>>60828709
we're all tsundere for poland ~
