>be american
>get eaten by an alligator
>be alligator
>eat fat american for the lolz
>get shot
>>60810911
That poor alligators mouth is now corked.
>>60810911
this thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Alligators are cool, they're like cats that live in the swamp, the sunbathe, hide, and eat all kinds of stuff.
>>60810911
*Floridian
>>60811067
Americans hunt alligators don't they?
>>60811236
Yeah, they're a bit of a nuisance, and?
Who's to say I can't think a hunted animal would be fun to have around.
>>60811285
Aligators are friend of human.Stop it.
>>60810911
>>60811348
>>60811350
fug, how to other unitedstatesians deal with floridans
>>60811474
It's pronounced American
t. Burger on holiday
>>60811474
AR15's lately seem to get rid of them
>>60811350
My Side
>>60811350
based
>>60811498
>on holiday
fuck off
>>60811498
Unitedstatesian is acceptable too. The gay guy on my morning classical radio program uses it.
>>60811474
We keep them around for entertainment.
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=nws&q=florida+man
>>60811350
Woooo Florida man thread?
>>60812414
>>60812414
>Illegal butt injection
Florida is truly the pinnacle of US culture and adventure
>>60812477
>>60812497
actually everywhere is that crazy but the media in Florida has direct access to police records or something like that so they can churn out Florida man things like crazy all because of some law
>>60811350
The hunter becomes the hunted
>>60811509
I like how retard media memes are uncritically adopted by other countries.
if you are talking about night club shooting, that was a Sig Sauer MCX Carbine. To the media everything is an ar15
>>60811350
Come home Florida man
>>60812645
What's wrong with Floridans?
Why are they so crazy?
>>60812606
For sure, when I was there (in Florida) I wasn't shot, eaten by homeless people on bath salts or even remotely molested- with or without an alligator
>>60812750
See
>>60812606
Also no telling how many of them are fake
>>60812629
It's was a stanag compatible 5.56 nato semiauto carbine rifle.
Close enough, only autists get flustered over brand names.
>>60812736
>They were covered in bees- their beards, their hair, their clothes. Bees were everywhere
Florida man at it again
>>60812736
Least it wasn't yellowjackets, those motherfuckers are devils on wings
http://www.wcsh6.com/news/local/florida-man-robs-uber-driver-threatens-to-inject-him-with-hiv/201188349
>>60812819
Nah, it's probably all those meth labs leaking into the groundwater.
it's a hard life
I think the 'freedom fries' jibe is utterly uncalled for, and simply insulting. I do wish that people would stop this juvenile abuse of US contributors (perhaps we should remember that Wikipedia would not exist without the efforts of Americans).
