China edition
cara
china will fail in our lifetimes
going to get something to eat with a female now
kewl
our nige
>>60778094
>that pic
how bizarre, how bizarre
>they format their posts in EXACTLY the same way
the jig is up.
Do British people use soap to bathe?
NO AL RAZZISMO
/brit/ more like /shit l-m-a-o
did my bantz hurt your feeling? if so im deeply sorry
>>60778176
have to use shower gel. soap residue blocks up my drains. Hate living in a hard water area.
>>60778230
Whoa there this is a safe space
Need you to apologize
Do not use this thread until the last one has reached bump limit.
>>60778281
im sorry
>>60777636
>british culture
what is british culture beside meme rock bands and fish&chips?
>>60778296
I don't have to listen to you.
>>60778319
curry and belgian lager :')
ARE WE FUCKING MAKING NEW THREADS AT 240 POSTS NOW???
FUCK OFF YOU NEWCUNTS
fuck, I forgot father's day was on sunday
I'm British! Kangaroos and cowboy hats mayte!
>>60778296
>this melt thinks he's a janny
kek
The UK flag needs a Welsh dragon stamped on it.
Anyone who argues against this is a self-flagellating, sanctimonious, un-British bigot
shepherds pie and a bottle of pride for dindins. real treat.
>>60778319
>Italian culture
>Literally nothing new in 1000 years
>>60778373
you got a problem with me?
>>60778366
I still need to get a present. Stuck for ideas
>>60778296
Fuck off.
>>60778373
>>60778431
>>60778335
show some fucking respect
>>60778408
That looks pretty cool. Didn't one of your saints or kings kill a dragon in a legend?
dont know about this other swedish poster t b h
steals my bants
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/13/eu-referendum-leave-campaign-takes-six-point-lead-in-guardianicm-polls
IT'S HAPPENING
>making threads at 250
Is this the new gimmick?
Fuck off 13 year olds
>>60778484
St George, patron saint of England
>tfw raised by a single mum
>tfw don't have to waste money on fathers' day
>>60778484
Yes. It was St. George
>>60778535
Know that feel lad.
>>60778408
fuck off fluellen
>>60778527
Autism
>>60778535
>>60778553
>trading having to buy a card and a bottle of whiskey once a year for being a poorthern delinquent
Yeah great choice lads
>>60778527
Fuck off janny wannabe
>>60778564
>>60778586
>>60778616
Fuck off, idiot. We've already migrated to this thread.
>>60778585
>southern fairy couldn't raise himself
Get a load of this poof lads.
>>60778564
>>60778586
>>60778616
Nobody is even posting in those threads anymore.
>>60778564
>>60778586
>>60778616
>>60778654
austism
ATTENTION ALL NEWCUNTS
ATTENTION ALL NEWCUNTS
ATTENTION ALL NEWCUNTS
ATTENTION ALL NEWCUNTS
ATTENTION ALL NEWCUNTS
>>60778572
I'm English, mate.
I think the flag would look a lot better — and also be more respectful to Wales— if the Welsh dragon was included.
everyone's in here
>>60776089
>>60776089
>>60776089
>>60778640
such a dirty slag. love it.
>>60778564
>>60778586
>>60778616
>>60778654
>>60778691
autism
that thread is dead
Remember to report spammers.
goddamn you britshits are really austistic
Ah yes the Janny in training is here.
>someone mentions being raised by a single mum
>call them a poortherner
>they always are
What is it with poorthern people having their dads run out on them? Is personal accountability just an alien concept up there?
How do I kick the coke habit?
I need to drink at least 1 litre everyday FFS.
>>60778819
>how do I not do thing?
Don't do thing
doing a poo
http://www.strawpoll.me/10482634
http://www.strawpoll.me/10482634
>>60778688
Wales was de jure part of England prior to unification though
Also, I don't think it's possible to incorporate a dragon and still have a good-looking flag
The people making new threads at 250 are 13 year olds from /r/unitedkingdom who want to split /brit/
wow..
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU NEWCUNTS TO UNDERSTAND
migrating too early means the catalog gets filled with half full threads
posters wont be able to find the active one
janny will delete threads
there'll be dozens of posters all spread throughout different threads
for fucks sake its not hard to understand
wait until at least page 5, then make a new
you fucking newcunts are starting to post new threads at 240 posts
>>60778784
>that scene in Knock Knock where she dresses up as a school girl
hhhhnnnnggggg
>>60778854
post pics
>>60778875
>>60778880
Actual full medical autism. Imagine caring about this so deeply.
>>60778846
>when u wana wank but your mums in
Doing a remain vote x
>>60778879
wow, this really gets the ol' neurons firing
http://www.strawpoll.me/10482653
http://www.strawpoll.me/10482653
http://www.strawpoll.me/10482653
Got my willy out
>>60778918
>>60778880
>>60778875
I'm so glad I'm not this autistic.
wow you guys are really autistic
>>60778938
I know that feel all too well
>>60778879
why the fuck was she counting the kids?
>>60778960
Good joke hungry lad but not really you've been worshipping a nonce all your life
Imagine being this autistic
>>60778984
>>60778932
>>60778773
>>60778752
>>60778742
>>60778704
>>60778992
suomi :DDDDD
When thread wars go on I just post in both threads and ignore the autists
imagine being this artistic
>cliff richard had cilla black and jill dando killed
>paula radcliffe has been doping her whole career
got followed home last night after work. shitting it desu.
>>60779009
>muh unsubstantiated claims
>>60779080
good lad
could you imagine being so autistic that you actually care about which thread we use?
>>60778094
wor nige
Reminder: Racism is not tolerated in /brit/
>>60779200
Autism
>>60779122
>Multiple claims corroborated about a dead guy from the 70s
>Any reason to make it up
>>60779200
>neither will fall off the board so the crowd will just be split until janny sorts it out
Are you retarded? The only person trying to split us up is you and that other autistic bender.
>>60778094
vap our nige
might make a new thread
>>60779282
Do it. The new threshold is 100 :^)
How many hooligans does it take to start a bar fight in a suburban city in london?
>>60779282
do it, if aussies aren't rangebanned
>>60779311
>suburban city in london
Stop making new threads early.
It's not big and it's not clever.
>>60779311
5 +- 2 depending on how hard you are
>The autists achieved nothing except to get rid of the old thread earlier
janny is well deserving of the pay considering what a good job he does
devvo manc
>>60778879
WTF I hate Ted Heath now
>stuck in rush hour traffic
>it's 3:30
Wtf...
>why yes, I do answer strawpolls in a serious and timely manner as it is important to provide valuable data to my fellow posters
>there are "men" in this thread who don't eat the core of the apple
>>60779427
uhmm your pic is mirrored x
>>60779215
this
Thunder lads
>>60779427
Too many immigrants clogging up our roads. No one fucking listens.
>>60779437
Enjoy eating literal cyanide you fucking mong
>>60779427
>car runts complaining again
*breezes by on my bicycle*
*smiles and waves at you*
Is ii safe to go to South Africa?
>>60779427
>R77 CHP
doxxed using satellite tracking
you're fucking dead kiddo
>>60779427
The school run you silly twat.
>>60779466
Enjoy going infertile, bikecuck ;^)
>>60779457
hahahahahahaha look at yourself mate
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES SOMEONE IS MAN ENOUGH TO EAT THE ENTIRITY OF THE APPLE
i am literally ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGH AT YOU...
Just ignore the redditors and stay in this thread
Got a feeling this is the baby metal posters
>>60779515
hope they're not your kids
everyone make a new thread
janny needs to learn his lesson
>>60779584
this
>>60779531
Soon you'll be rolling on the floor in agony because you're poisoning yourself you fucking mug
>>60779584
no u
>>60778016
Fucking autistic cunt
>>60779566
other people are doing the school run clearly you fucking sponge, not him
reminder that these kind of people actually post gooks here
>>>/wsg/1131400
>>>/wsg/1131400
>>>/wsg/1131400
did a stand in the rain
that pleasant warm rain, still a lovely day desu
>>60778319
warm beer
>>60779566
WHAT? MY KIDS? NO MY KIDS DONT CALL ME ANYMORE ... I THNK THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME TO DIE FOR THE INHERITANCE THE LITTLE BRATS ... DONT THINK ILL GIVE IT TO THEM THOUGH THERES A NICE NEPALESE LAD WHO WORKS HERE WHO I MIGHT GIVE IT TO ... I REALLY MISS JULIA
Why is it called rush HOUR when it starts at 3pm and ends at 8pm?
>>60779609
but I already have >>60779568
>>60779625
lol
>>60779661
It's named after the Jackie Chan movie.
>>60779625
ahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAH as if it wasnt funny enough hahahaahahahahFUCK ahahahaah
fucks sake janny is going to spit chips over this lads
OI OI
little jani no-pay is going to absolutely lose it this time
>>60779688
What's that red slop?
>>60779661
because everyone's in a rush to get home
>>60779722
>>60779730
kek
>>60779688
looks pretty solid mate but where did you get the chips from? because it looks like something you'd make at home yet you've whipped out with these chipper tier chips which dont look oven baked so let me know what the go is
>>60779735
Heinz 'firecracker'
Basically spicy BBQ sauce.
YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC LITTLE CUNTS ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES WITH THIS THREAD SHIT. REALLY!
>>60779773
cuck
It should be legal to murder loud children.
WAKE
ME
UP
CAN'T
WAKE
UP
>>60779773
Think they're Mccain oven chips. I've got some taters but I'd just got back from the gym and couldn't be arsed peeling and chopping them
>>60779885
*wakes you up*
>>60779918
ah i see yeah that makes sense cause it definitely looks like a home cooked meal but the chips were just a bit gun
good to see that's behind us. what are you drinking with that? just water, or maybe some whey protein since you just got back from the gym? looks tasty mate
>>60779688
this made me got hungry haha
new rule: only the OP from the last thread can make the new thread
haha hopefully my /brit/ dies before Jan bans me
>tfw no gf
Are shit
>>60779796
>>60779688
oi just found out that thats not tomato sauce and is instead some gimmicky shit
taking back everything nice i've said about your lunch
fucking HATE thunder
>go into shop in the middle of the day
>think "ah this will be quick as it won't be busy"
>there's less staff do even with less customers it's just as busy.
Why the fuck do shops do this?
>>60779962
Had a protein shake as soon as I got in and just washing this down with water.
That steak was fucking divine.
>>60780028
BBQ is better for meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
had quite the stiffy over these fine ladies when i was younger desu
>>60780059
they're literally nazis
>>60780059
have a think about it for a bit. it really isn't that hard to figure out
>>60780070
you don't put BBQ sauce on steaks you amoeba
>>60780081
anubis is a dog mate
>>60780070
dont try and make it up with me by giving me 2 (You)s mate i dont want to hear it you had my trust and then just fucked me over so piss off mate piss off
>>60780096
But that means they're saying that it's acceptable to keep people waiting even if it's not busy.
>http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/13/londons-muslim-mayor-bans-sexy-women-in-advertisements/
Step by step...
>>60779688
>using bottled condiments with steak
This is why the world mocks us for our food.
>>60780123
fuck oath what did he do?
I spent the whole fucking day on 4chan
>>60780158
get off your high horse
there's nothing wrong with adding any sauce to your steak
>>60780106
>>60780158
I don't really need the sauce for the steak as it was really juicy. It was more to give some moisture to the chips.
Gonna take a shower now.
>>60780177
dont believe you
>>60780177
I do that every day you normie twat.
>>60780177
fucking casual
reckon scotland will want a new referendum after you lot have voted leave?
>>60780179
>that liquidy shit
>sauce
Oh look, another Brit who can't cook.
>>60780211
because you were pressing the update button repeatedly which sometimes makes the last post show that it has been deleted, but it actually hasn't
>carying about cooking
alri gordon ramsay ''THATS GONE FERAL, MAN!'' haha
>>60780230
what? ketchup is a sauce
>>60780211
It didn't.
>>60780207
>>60780224
I've been on 4chan practically everyday for 5+ years. I don't know how to stop. Nothing can replace it
Any thought on this?
>The European Central Bank
warned that the rise ofpopulist
parties in Europe could
slowthe pace of economic
reforms. Populists on the left
and right ends of the political
spectrum have made gains in
elections by running against
spending cuts. Anotherbig
concern of the ECB is the potential
riskposed by the vote in
Britain on whether to leave the
European Union, which will
be held on June 23rd.
>>60780255
Your cuisine is worse than ours. Keep quiet
being suburban/flyover scum should be outlawed srs
>>60780308
just be yourself
>ISIS kill policeman in france
>LOOK AT THIS WARNING RUSSIA GOT IN THE EUROS!!!!!!!!!!! LOOk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A REEEEEEEEEAL HEROOOOOOOO
A REAAAAAAAL HUMAAAAAN BEAAN
Remember watching this live on tele when I got home from school, scary to think 2001 was 15 years ago
>>60780321
It's not and besides it's not relevant
Ketchup is a sauce
>>60780332
i remember being on the plane
good times
>>60780332
delete this one please
>>60780332
>Remember watching this live on tele when I got home from school
You went home from school mid-day?
>>60780317
brussel bankers probably worried about their bloody bonuses
austria and hungary are playing today, but against who?
What news channel do you lads prefer to watch?
>>60780317
Achieving fiscal union is harder to do when you have large protest movements breathing down your neck.
>>60780419
serbia
>>60780421
watch TV? im above that...
*continues to browse 4chan and watch netflix*
>>60780421
molyneux
>>60780421
Russia Today
>>60780421
Sky News
The others are lefty rubbish
he's here
>>60780353
Yea, and you probably think Kraft cheese is actually cheese
Ketchup is sugar liquid, and the ultimate pleb condiment.
>>60780488
I can introduce myself you cum guzzling cretin.
>>60780421
>watching news
For what reason? It's always the same dull as fuck shit
>>60780529
>runt thinks he is above eating ketchup
ah yes, very predictable
>>60780545
Bit racist that
>went for a drive
>counted 7 vote leaves signs
>0 remain sides
it might happen lads
>>60780421
none, don't want my third eye closing.
>>60780590
dumb liberal
>>60780392
>>60780429
but won't brexit impacts the job of hundreds of thousand of brits if it materialize?
Not just jobs but also economy can crash
But at the same time, brexit give brit, especially england breathing space and doesnt need to follow eu committees
I'm scared because if brexit happens, UK will probably be china's main trading partner so china goods will flood eu market and collapse luxury good/steel quality with shit tier and england will became another puppet for china government
>>60780575
>Danish idiot with no concept of good food likes ketchup
Well, colour me surprised. Enjoy your shitty rye"bread"
>>60780575
>eating ketchup
Ahaha you just dump it on a plate and dig right in do you?
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 40% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+4)
(via TNS, online)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 39% (-3)
Leave: 46% (+3)
(via YouGov, online)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 48% (-)
Leave: 49% (+2)
(via ORB, phone)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (+1)
Leave: 49% (+1)
(via ICM, online / 10 - 13 Jun)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 45% (+3)
Leave: 50% (+5)
(via ICM, phone / 10 - 13 Jun)
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>>60780616
Really hurt my feelings
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36527946
where all those cucks defending owen yesterday?
>>60780669
bad luck la
>>60780660
racist country
>tfw macbook broke and now i have to borrow some shitty thing from the uni for a week
it's awful and i hate it, windows laptops are shit
Can I sign on if I'm still technically at university although finished my course (resitting exams)?
>>60780660
Irrelevant. We're staying
Polls are retarded. Look at the general election
>>60780660
it's happening
How do I get a job in some remote British overseas territory?
really hope nonea yer is "causin anxiety" on this here website
>>60780660
racist
1 hour, lads
>>60780751
yung lean
>>60780669
>he fell for the engineering meme
you brexit spongs have fucked my portfolio
might has well have paid inheritance tax at this rate u plebs
got to make a phone call that i'm a bit nervous about, be back in a few minutes
>>60780850
can't wait for this vote to be over
>>60780050
MIDLANDS BOY?
>>60780784
AND HERES NAMES JOHN CENA
*john cena comes out and drops you*
lol
>>60780756
Probably involves travelling there, but why tbf. Only the Welsh would consider going to the Falklands. And Gibraltar's a bit of a shithole.
>>60780725
Anyone?
>>60780756
foreign office maybe? find out and report back you runt
>>60780870
>replying to a 25 minute old post
kys
thoughts on this song lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Eu5xWBbtow
>>60780870
East here, but no thunder, only torrential fucking downpour... local brook nearly flooded.
>>60780837
Brother is on 56k in Doncaster as a design engineer. Turned down a 6 figure salary in Massachusetts (cucked by his girlfriend who didn't wanna move). Doesn't even have a degree
It's not a meme. Get on an apprenticeship lads
doing an engineering
I'm not attracted to men, but I'm really, really gay
what do
Despise the Dane and the Spaniard and wish they'd both fuck off.
Now witness the economic power of this fully invested and diversified Northern Powerhouse!
>>60780756
Become a tax avoiding accountant and go work in the Caymans
>>60780922
Sounds like you're just prison gay. Too much trap and tranny porn m8
I'm attracted to men, but I'm not gay
what do
>>60780936
100% agree with you plus add the hong kong twat to the list
>>60780910
>Brother is on 56k in Doncaster
can't he call BT for an upgrade?
>>60780908
is this a remix of that "we're up all night to get lucky" song?
I'm attracted to men but I'm straight
What do
