janny is gonna flip his lid
korean pop
janny's going to do his nut when he sees this
How long until the left mantra of "we must be more inclusive of Muslims" or "the west is to blame for terrorists" turns into "we must adopt sharia law to make the Muslims happy and stop terrorism" or "we must all convert to Islam so the Muslims feel at home and don't attack us"
>>60769522
Nice dubs dad
>>60769499
Nice dubs little bro
>>60769571
-1 year
Doing a massive poo, lads.
Lefty here.
I used to believe that we should be more inclusive of Muslims and that the West are to blame for terrorism. But now I think we should adopt Sharia Law to make Muslims happy and stop terrorism. Afterwards we must all convert to Muslims so Muslims feel at home and there's no violence.
>>60769607
>past the bump limit
Go away.
should I break up with my asian gf because of her past history of fucking 40 year old guys
>>60769622
sexual history literally doesn't matter
>>60769622
>>60769611
Lol you're on a roll dad
>>60769619
Fuck off 13 year old
>>60769622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wGBl2eoz_4
bought my wife a choker lads. her boyfriend really likes it
LEADER OF ISIS IS KIL
>>60769622
lol
Haven't slept at all again lads
>>60769522
still desperate to find more of this bird
>driving test later
Ahh yes, very good. I'm going to be so mad if I don't pass this time.
Got a bag of weed to smoke whatever the outcome.
>>60769668
If a Christian killed 50 gays in a nightclub would the gay community stand in solidarity with the Christian community?
Woesy is sad that Scotland are so cucked when it comes to leaving the EU
>>60769684
me too lad, gonna stay up until tonight hopefully to reset
you?
>>60769660
>chuck detected
Lmao guys
>>60769668
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>tfw youre more powerful than your dad
>>60769695
Rorke
Converting to Islam so I don't get killed
>>60769696
I voted to stay in the UK and I'm voting to leave the EU. Don't cry for me
thinking about this girl is doing my fucking head in i cant sleep
>>60769725
I voted and will vote the same way
>>60769695
rourke
>>60769648
Are yanks aware Jeremy mops up the dregs of Britain? He pays them just to be on a list. What you see is the worst filth of British humanity.
He is a vampire.
>>60769702
Second day in a row where I'm just lying awake in bed 2bh. Might go for a nap but I don't want to wake up at like 5pm or some shit again. I don't stay up as much as I used to (That's what she said lol)
>>60769695
rarke
>>60769693
not entirely sure if this image is legal to view in my country... will be having a word with the janny just in case
>>60769695
Don't be such a bigot, of course they would. They'd order cakes to be made to celebrate their solidarity but then sue the bakers because they're Christian
>>60769747
#NotAllBrits
>>60769668
>>60769714
they've reported his death like 50 times
also this came from a shitty source
he's still alive
>>60769622
it's your job to support her :)
Give me attention please
>>60769725
>>60769737
Good Scots.
Still though where the other British countries are about 50/50, Scotland are massively cucked, one poll saying they were 70% pro-EU. If we lose I'm genuinely going to go out and beat up a Scottish person.
>>60769721
>tfw born and raised Muslim but converted to Deism about 15 years ago when the concepts of religion and atheism both seemed irrational
heh, enjoy your religion of peace kiddo
who /brewingapoo/ here?
>>60769790
fuck off paki
crushing on 2 (two) people and they've only gone and kissed the legends
>>60769790
You were implying tho.
>>60769786
I'm like 90% sure leave votes are massively underrepresented in polling because of social stigma in being pro leave in certain social circles
>>60769792
just aero pressed one out meself
>>60769801
bit rude
>>60769790
The only Muslims who became atheist back in my school were the smart ones
>trying to quit drinking
>can sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
>psychoactive substances bill means I can't import cheap sleeping pills
Fuck the government, desu.
Proud Muslim American checking in
>>60769747
of course. we have numerous shows like it here as well.
>>60769790
>atheism is irrational
>>60769786
It's more likely that 40% of that 70 genuinely want to remain and 30% are just parroting what the SNP want
We are Brussels
I, for one, am voting to Bremain
>>60769753
>. Might go for a nap but I don't want to wake up at like 5pm or some shit again.
i hate this
>>60769808
dont care
>>60769822
Being pro-leave isn't like being pro-Trump though, nobody gives a shit
I'm getting my hopes up for the referendum.
I'm going to be depressed when the results come in, aren't I?
>>60769792
can feel one coming up
>>60769833
Pack a bowl before bed
>>60769731
pics?
story?
>>60769835
Well, okay then. Keep on with the teeth jokes lad.
>>60769790
fuck off paki
>>60769834
Fuck off yanksheed
>>60769854
no there are people who will get legitimately pissed off and call you xenophobe if you are pro leave, at least thats how it is here at oxford
Total Monarchy WHEN?
Favorite rapper?
>>60769816
what did i imply?
>>60769842
>the universe invented itself
yea no
>>60769834
fuck off paki
![nathan.for.you.s03e08.hdtv.x264-mtg.mp4_snapshot_09.54_[2016.06.14_10.16.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IILaint.jpg "nathan.for.you.s03e08.hdtv.x264-mtg.mp4_snapshot_09.54_[2016.06.14_10.16.31].jpg")
>>60769879
Don't know anyone who sells weed, since I left uni, desu.
Should I just go to a seedy area of london, and ask a loitering negro?
>>60769896
fuck off billionaire
>>60769904
my arse
>>60769907
>what did i imply?
The Prophet Muhammad said, "No babe is born but upon Fitra (as a Muslim). It is his parents who make him a Jew or a Christian or a Polytheist." (Sahih Muslim, Book 033, Number 6426)
>>60769867
have faith
>>60769783
hi sexy :)
>>60769930
reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets
Shh don't tell the rozzers
>>60769907
>everything needs a creator
Why do lefties say le borders are just artificially drawn lines on a map? They're ignoring the thousands of years or wars and movements of people of different cultures and settlements that created the way countries borders are today
>by the end of the week, my brother will have married a woman from an underclass scum family and permanently tainted our good name
sigh
>>60769948
*tells the rozzers*
>>60769833
>import cheap sleeping pills
what did you import?
i only ever tried diphenhydramine and while it works, i think i became too dependent
>>60769885
I just have feelings for her and I'm not used to having feelings for people like this. Like she might be the first person I've met and honestly felt like I had a chance with but shes apparently seeing someone. yet she still talks to me all the time.
>>60769952
because it's the current year :^)
>>60769957
>tfw was a beta loser virgin
>started dating an underclass girl as a starter gf for practice
>she fell in love with me
>have to break up with her
>keep avoiding it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvTPBxNxBM
>>60769958
*unsheathes katana*
Snitchesu gettu stichesu
>>60769952
>They're ignoring the thousands of years or wars and movements of people of different cultures and settlements that created the way countries borders are today
This is false. Nation states are a very modern creation due to economies of scale.
How do I manipulate the stocks and markets to make money from a brexit/Bremain
>>60769974
Just don't bloody propose to her like my twat of a brother did
Also, those families have always had their share of people walking out on them, one more can't hurt
>>60769983
me in the hat holding the katana wearing a trench coat with a dress vest and tie complimented by camo shorts and black boots.
>>60769970
are you me
>>60770001
By voting Leave
>>60769969
Diphenhydramine from the US. You used to be able to get 500 costco "allergy" pills for £10 on amazon.
Now you can't import it at all.
Nothing else works for me.
Diversity and multiculturalism are mutually exclusive.
How can a society be diverse if multiculturalism just turns every country into a muddled people with the same culture,
>>60770000
>>60770014
>>60770000
Roorkle BTFO
>go on draw my thing
>tells me to draw a house
>draw a guy with a big willy instead
fucking
crying
>>60770024
yeah
>>60770000
you literally can't argue against digits like those
>>60770057
>You used to be able to get 500 costco "allergy" pills for £10 on amazon.
shit, i used to spend that like for 2 packs from sainsburys
didn't even know you could use american amazon in the UK
did you notice any side effects? weight gain?
>>60770106
and you can't argue against digits like these
*punches you in the nose*
heh
>>60770096
what are you planning to do
>>60770133
nice dubs my man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36526158
>A challenge to the UK's right to deny some EU migrants child benefit and child tax credits has been rejected by European judges.
Ahh yes.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIEt_tZCHbM
>>60769952
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locarno_Treaties
![2000px-Flag_of_Europe.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/69YG2N2.png "2000px-Flag_of_Europe.svg[1].png")
Might do a cheeky defection to the EU if we vote leave.
>>60770151
microwave this 2 day old shepherds pie leftover from the fridge for breakfast
then go for a stroll
this is legit me. was such a reddit faggot back then, god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP28lJctkIg
>>60770175
>can we do this in our own country pls?
>"no"
That's not reason enough for some people? mental.
>>60770215
take current day pic with timestamp or delete every post you've ever made
>>60770215
You were probably a cooler guy then though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MwzhiVhS9g
>>60770221
>Can we let children starve because they're not white pls?
>No of course fucking not you stupid savage twonk
Yeah it's a real mystery.
Marina
>>60770215
wow
So these Hindu nationalists are celebrating Trump's birthday as they see him as the saviour of humanity. They've got a seven kilo cake and an orchestra.
http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/hindu-sena-to-celebrate-saviour-trumps-birthday-tomorrow-2850919/
Reminds me of the Pakis that worship Nige.
>>60770213
i meant about the girl lol
got a hard willy desu
>>60769808
what
>>60770256
ye man lets just go feed literally every child in the world
>>60770215
please be real lol
>>60770255
That American brick watch is so uncouth.
>>60770256
They're probably white if they're from the EU m8.
>>60770128
I was drowsy for about an hour after waking up, but other than that it was fine.
If I didn't set an alarm, I'd sleep for like 12 hours though.
the nightclub shooter was a regular there and used grindr
>>60770256
EU migrants are white though.
I support destroying the white race because it's responsible for literally everything wrong with the world.
>>60770262
pixels on the boobs look off
>>60770256
>Can we feed our own children before feeding random foreigners please?
>No
>>60770285
yeah I know I don't know
she messages me often and we just end up chatting about random shit for ages
poo coming out now
>>60770300
Well, it's better than blowing all our money on nukes isn't it?
>Actually spending billions on the ability to kill a few millions of Russians in the event of the end of the world
>>60770275
these pakis must literally have been born yesterday to not realise Farage hates all of them
>>60770316
haha you would know
ever sucked a poo back up your bum hole?
lads could you imagine how much of a fuck up you would have to be to look at this and think 'wow my body is just not up to scratch but this is grossly offensive?' ffs i've got a sloppy rig myself but what type of sinner goes ahead and complains about an image as harmless as this?
pic related
>>60770340
man i'm trapped in this situation too
i guess we're friendzoned
>>60770367
i've sucked a willy with my arsehole lad
>>60770331
That is bollocks m8, you can get 100 chicken nuggets at iceland and people know it so they spend their money on fags and special brew instead.
>>60770316
>owen jones homophobic accusation BTFO
>>60770369
pakis and tumblr fatties
lads could you imagine how much of a fuck up you would have to be to look at this and think 'wow my body is just not up to scratch but this is grossly offensive?' ffs ive got a sloppy rig myself but what type of sinner goes ahead and complains about an image as harmless as this?
pic related
>>60770387
>implying gays can't be homophobic
what is self-hate
>>60770387
still homophobic
he just hated himself too
lads could you imagine how much of a fuck up you would have to be to look at this and think "wow my body is just not up to scratch but this is grossly offensive?" ffs ive got a sloppy rig myself but what type of sinner goes ahead and complains about an image as harmless as this?
pic related
>>60770381
>you can get 100 chicken nuggets at iceland and people know it so they spend their money on fags and special brew instead.
This statement makes absolutely no sense.
>>60770381
Maybe you do
any proofs the man was gay and not just going to the club to asses the situation?
>>60770433
*100 for £1
I saw it
>Oh we have no money to buy food for a kids!
>While sitting in front of a massive flatscreen TV with a can of K cider in hand
>>60770454
Oh he was ASSessing the situation alright :^)
>>60770412
>>60770417
oh dear
>>60770454
Well he was on Grindr as well, if his plan was mass murder then why go on that?
>>60770454
Well done though
why do australians talk so weird?
>>60770492
Australians are not human.
racist on da street
runnin on ya feet
from da bobbies on da beat
when ya did de hate speech
its da O sixteen
havent u heard
what u expect to happen
when u say da nasty word
>>60770374
yeah
but I don't feel like I'm some pathetic guy latching to a girl while she moans about her bf hoping she'll break up with him. I just really like talking to her.
>>60770492
fuck off an australians your queens so just show some fucking respect, k kid?
>>60770492
Irish accent is infectious.
>>60770549
what kind of different accents do you have?
who speaks the nicest? perth?
>>60770524
isn't it weird that she spends all this time talking to you when she has a bf?
how do you think he feels about it
>>60770492
>>60770549
haha i forgot about this
denmark is literally ruled by us.
>>60770492
Early settlers in Australia were always drunk which created the stupid accent they have
So now we're dancing around he fact that another Muslim committed murder against western society by saying he was a repressed gay?
Is there nothing that will make people question the ideology of hate that is Islam?
Might try and give myself a cheeky wee foot job lads
>>60770589
bit gay
>>60770577
Me might have told her to, he could be into it.
>tfw people have been unrelenting in their taking the piss
Beginning to take it personally lids
>>60770570
i dont think i've got an accent but for the most part its just
>rural
>inner city
>south australian
>bogan
>abo
>>60770588
>So now we're dancing around he fact that another Muslim committed murder against western society
nobody is doing that though
>told myself I wouldn't wank in my bed anymore because it makes the sheets sweaty
>failed day 1
>>60770588
Muslims will always be the oppressed no matter how many people they oppress
>>60770606
what accent did zyzz have?
poo
>>60770620
>Whites will always be the oppressed no matter how many people they oppress
literally /pol/
>>60770641
the 'sydney leb from out west' dialect
>LGBTQ
Literally don't understand the difference between gay and queer
>>60770613
>those ds3 pants
>that 2h axe for arms war
>THOSE DPS WAR SHOULDERS
*rolls need*
*wins with a 97*
*vendors it*
>>60770577
well she just said "the guy I've been seeing" which is not exactly bf I guess
but I never got the impression there was anyone at all until she mentioned it. she's not constantly on the phone when I'm around her and seems to spend a lot of nights home alone
>>60770606
>i dont think i've got an accent
Shush lad. That's worse than a yank saying he doesn't have an accent.
No accent means you can talk and no one could tell where you're from. We'd know Straya and yank.
>>60770692
queer means you only occasionally enjoy boipussi
>>60770508
Fun fact the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black.
It's said that the EU is a continuation of the Roman Empire do logically we can deduce that the reason people support Brexit is because you is racist and don't want the black man to reclaim his rightful place as ruler of Europe.
>>60770588
Societies unconscious homophobia made this man hate himself :^)
>>60770713
nah i rex me and my mates dont have one because we were all born in the inner sydney
>the same people who go on and on about Muslims killing people are the same people who defend guns
>>60770727
Someone better stop Poleaboo before it's too late
>>60770717
bisexual then
PLEASE
FUCK
MY
WIFE
>>60770718
>Tarquinius superbus
Ah yes, successor to Deshawnius Megaplane and Jamalius Brilliantbicycle
>>60770704
>she's not constantly on the phone when i'm around her
you just knocked the wind out of me because my crush is always on her phone around me
at least it isn't happening to you
good luck with it lad
Blow drying my hair in front of the mirror with my legs crossed and it just feels....right, yknow?
I think I might be a tranny
Big supporter of the LGBTQPDAO+ community
>>60770754
*fucks your wife*
going to eat my lasagna now
>>60770739
Anyone saying he doesn't have an accent is just an arrogant cunt.
That's not, hopefully a Straya fault yet..
Not all Muslims. There's one billion of them.
>>60769695
RAWRKE
Anyone watch First Dates Abroad last night?
Bunch of aussies on blind dates haha
>>60770814
>That's not, hopefully a Straya fault yet..
what?
>tfw we're only 10 Facebook profile pictures away from ending Islamic extremism forever
Come on, lads. We can do this!
>>60770787
Sorry lad, that's really not a good sign.
>>60770815
according to my religion professor, we're all muslim
Having a LGBBBYOBQT party this weekend
>>60770867
nah we're all Brussels
>>60770849
Is it already a fault? Alright then.
>>60770875
im a cis, can i come? would really love to experience something new ;)
>Both Islam and Christianity are against gays
>Gays side with the ones that actually go ahead and kill them
Please explain
>>60770857
you need to work on your bedside manner
i'm suffering here and you're making it worse with that sort of language
>>60770917
Róuk
>>60770713
I must not have an accent because last time I was in America no one could tell where I was from. Some though I was Irish and others thought British. When I told them I'm from Newfoundland one of them said he thought that was near Australia.
![bex.16.06.04.cara.saint-germain.and.nekane.sweet.meme.lover.2.mp4_snapshot_04.24_[2016.06.14_10.55.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X4dRM1i.jpg "bex.16.06.04.cara.saint-germain.and.nekane.sweet.meme.lover.2.mp4_snapshot_04.24_[2016.06.14_10.55.58].jpg")
>>60770754
Looks like it's a cuck episode
>>60770917
to be fair the gays haven't sided against anyone
>>60770917
It's actually The Bible that says you should kill gays. The Quran doesn't say that lol
"'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
Leviticus 20:13
>>60770787
>>60770935
not >>60770857 but my crush just accepted my invitation for a 2nd date lol are you mad? :) huh? *nudges you* well are yo-*someone calls me from up stairs*WHAT? ALRIGHT COMING ... one second
*walks up stairs*
*literaelly the entire earth is lava*
oh my friggin god D:
The gf
>>60770917
rerk
>>60769695
Even if they didn't, the innocent Muslim community always gets retaliation attacks from dickheads when an extremist fucks shit up. Need to prevent that from happening because there has already been enough violence. Truth is that no one would attack any Christians if a Christian did it because people subconsciously believe it's an inherently moderate religion while Islam is not.
omar mateen was a self-hating baldcel and a manlet
ahh yes, the advanced discussion regarding which religion is the best. theyre all shit
islam=christianity
its as simple as that folks
been coughing up big globs oh phlegm all morn'
was reading the bible earlier
theres literally a part really early on where noah's two sons walk in on noah passed out drunk and naked in his tent so they cover him with a cloth but it stresses the point that they looked away while doing so so that they didnt see their dad naked haha
some mad banter in this book
>>60770984
i remember your messages
good for you to be fair
>>60771011
Ah yes, Christianity is massacring people in the way Islam is
>>60771043
literally fuck off
>>60771052
*grabvs you and shakes u all around*
WHO THE FUCK CARES? LOOK AT THE FLOOR *points to the floor* ITS LAVA D:::XXX (<<<< WE'RE SPIDERS TOO LOL)
>>60771043
fuck off in an unironic manner
>he took the bait
was expecting more from you t b h
>>60771059
>Christianity is massacring people in the way Islam is
that's correct though
>>60771077
what's this lava business about
The gf
>>60771122
thats bullshit. obama would never say the words "islamic" and "terrorism"
>>60771027
yes and then he cursed the line of ham and his descendants to be slaves forever. my grandfather who was a member of the orange order believed that's how niggers came about.
>>60770954
You have an ambiguous accent being a Newfoundie.
I'd know where you were from. I know Canada
Irish lads could pinpoint you as not being a yank or Irish or a Brit..
You have an accent.
Why judge by Yanks? They have basis to compare.
>>60771143
She's fast. She could solve America's gun problem in one night.
>>60771143
>filename.webm
Haha how wacky :P
>>60770976
>old testament
ah yes, mighty stuff
business idea : boycot all early threads and threads begging with ''le''
>>60771201
Jesus says that the laws of the Old Testament must apply forever though:
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place.” (Matthew 5:17)
>>60771225
drop me a cord, mate
>>60771239
>begging
>>60771174
They don't have*
>>60771283
They are sort of begging for responses.
>>60771283
I have no idea how I typed that, might be having a stroke.
ah yes, it's a "my interpretation of this book written in a desert by jews 2000 years ago is correct about everything, and you should believe it" episode
I'm voting remain and if you care about our prosperity and standard of living you will too
>>60771318
>if you care about our prosperity and standard of living
I don't.
