Lego LMAO edition
Dvorak lmao son
no fuck off kojima i dont have time for your shit
>>60762304
Why would they even show that tho
>Crash
>.....Remastered!!!
DID
YOU
RIKE
MY
GEIMU
ANON-SAN??
ko-meme-ma
>sony sets up a huge entrance for kojima
>he just waddles out awkwardly
EVERY FUCKING TIME
JAPS ARE THE BEST PART OF E3
>Mad Max theme
Kojima is autist
REMEMBER TO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
HIS SWEET SWEET LITTLE LIES
>>60762368
But a good one right?
I don't get it why are people clapping for some guy hugging an infant
wat
what the FUG
guy from walking dead lmao
IS THIS PT?
Norman "Mah Nigguh" Reedus
>>60762399
cause it's the redneck with anime hair from the walking dead show
can't see his dick lmao
I WANT TO HUG A KOJIMA
DONT FALL FOR THE HYPE
yo what is even happening right now im trippin
kojima always throws me through loops baka
What got announced for sony press confrence?
>right now
>>60762419
oh I don't watch TV so I don't know what that means
>NOT SILENT HILL
FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOURSELVES REEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
GIVE ME THE FUCKING PT SILENT HILL RIGHT NOW YOU INEPT FUCKS AHHHH
Did I see Alice Cooper's name?
s-s-spidey?
insomniac making a spiderman game?
mite b cool
OH NO, DOCTOR CONNORS CLASS
Oh boy another pizza delivery simulator
>le bashful superhero
kill yourself spiderfuck
Dude Norman reddus lmao
>goes black
>silence
>PIZZA TIME
>BWAAAAAAAAA
>SPIDER MANPS4
Fucking FF7 when
reminder not to fall for it
Thank you, anon
>>60762463
>demoing the game nobody cares about
brilliant
>no red dead
I've literally never played a MGS game before
>>60762520
Thanks for clearing that up boss
>>60762538
this could have been good if it was lighthearted biker gang fucking up zombies
instead of this weird last of us wannabe
>rides a roaring Harley to the front gate
>then starts sneaking around
After 9/11, there was strong, conservative unity.
Now, it's all humdrum. The liberals come together to blame while people for whatever happened. CNN commentators start typing up reports about how it's time to hand in our guns, guys, really :^) . Your average Joe just laments that the jihadists "got us again!" for about 10 seconds purely as a conversation piece
is this how civilizations end?
>>60762540
How in the fuck would they even do it?
Red dead had the perfect ending
think very poorly of this post apocalyptic meme
>>60762541
Bought and tried to play the new open world one
>the opening took over 2 hours and I probably played 5 minutes worth of game throughout the entire time
>still never got past the first town because i can't stand watching movies
>>60762572
>le kill the main character
>perfect ending
kill yourself
god of war looked like the most boring game every created
i know people joke about "moviegames" and such but it's literally a "walk forward and watch scripted boringness take place" moviegame
also
>That atrocious writing and dialogue
Remember when video games were fun? Remember when it was about playing a game and not watching bullshit setpeices fall apart?
Oil filter off a bike silencer Muh dick
RUN NIGGA
oh great another zombie meme game
>>60762572
Nigga are you retarded, or do you just want some (you)s?
>>60762605
i have a feeling you'll play as his kid so they made the opening cinematic as possible so it doesnt give anything away
thats why its just called "GoW"
still worried though
one would think running would be a a smarter thing to do than letting a horde catch up to you
>Watch porn
>nothing happens to my penis, body or mind
WAKE ME UP
>>60762640
Before you go go?
>>60762605
God play Dark souls then you fedora faggot
No ff7 I am piss
what?
that was it?
Sony.... Sawny is da bomb nigguh
>>60762600
It made you feel didn't it? Not everything has to have a fucking sequel.
Yeah it was shitty to experience, but honestly that ending was one of the best game endings I've ever seen
>not having a grand finale
kill yourselves you Sony hack fucks
decent show though. By far the best of this """"""""""game""""""" """""""""""""convention"""""""""""""""
>>60762640
stop masturbating for like 2 days and you'll be cured. Everytime I feel disgusted at my perversity or how I react to pornography I don't jerk it for like 2 days, and by then I'm about to jerk off to the slighest hint of cleavage or booty.
That new Kojima looks straight fucked lmao
Bare ass naked Norma Reedus?
He's lost his shit.
So, does E3 continue after tonight? How does this work?
>nintendo WILL win e3
I remember these conferences being a lot longer
>>60762724
nintendo tomorrow morning then its all over
>>60762692
Yeah, I actually liked it a lot and playing as his son was really cool.
I was just shitposting because I'm drunk
>>60762736
Damn.
took sum kratom
feelin gud lads
bout to smoke sum kush too
>>60762733
anon, don't joke like that
>>60762733
Idk mane they'd have to pull several rabbits out they ass
>>60762733
didn't they just announce they only have zelda and pokemon?
MY FACE IS MELTING LMAO
Is it over now
>ghost babbies
>No alan wake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
well sony pretty much won unless Nintendo decides to stop being retarded
wow that bitch got soaked thinking of old man kratos
what did she say?
>>60762823
Thanks
What in the actual fuck was that, Kojima?
Jesus christ is he a literal autist?
>no RDR2
>no bloodborne 2
i'm already done with this VR shit too
it's the stupid waggling shit all over again
Well now that's over let's get back to buisness. Minnosotans should be raped to death and then we should steal their land imo
>>60762852
>it's the stupid waggling shit all over again
Why do you say that?
>>60762849
he's japanese
what were you expecting?
>>60762853
How dare you
>>60762864
stupid gimmicky shit that is over priced and has limited gameplay capabiltiies
>>60762883
Hey, gotta rape something
>Canada will never annex you
>>60762849
>is he a literal autist?
more or less
that space game looked good until he got out and it was call of duty shooting and it turned out to be call of duty
what a shame
>>60762304
I own Rey and BB-8's mini figures.
Pretty qt deßü.
I'm collecting them so one day I can pass them on to my future son.
>>60762901
S I N A L O A
god, pink hair girl is qt
tbqh
>>60762894
It's literally a headset.
Monitor for your eyes that tracks your motion. What did you expect?
>>60762926
>my future son
*future wife's son that is
sorry, sometimes I just feel so close to him that I think he's mine
>>60762925
what if for some miracle
it's actually pretty good?
I like to insult VR but it would probably be pretty cool to have. Not gonna buy it though.
>>60762959
Don't
are we being DDOSed again?
WHERE WAS IT
>>60762987
nothing
literally nothing
>>60762959
I couldn't tell in the beginning if the player input actually decided what planet the ship went to or if it was just cinematic. If there's some actual strategic aspect to it, that'd be kinda neat for a cod title
>>60762987
With final Fantasy 7 I guess
Fuck guys I can't wait to talk to the gods and play RE7 in VR
>>60762577
Ironic considering that the rest of the game doesn't have nearly as many cutscenes
Just got Hircine's Ring in Morrowind
Finally get to take my vengeance on all those fucking annoying blue midget elves
>>60763119
Pretty sure it's b8
>>60763119
this.
Honestly V is my favorite that I've played from the series at least for control/gameplay setup. Still haven't finished the game though, got to a tougher part and just haven't picked it up again since to try and get past it.
Do Mexicans often get into stand offs?
So is this /cum/ thread just about E3 or can I talk about how I thought I was gonna take a girl's virginity this weekend and fell for the "Let's go slow" line...?
Also, literally the only video I still play is Warband and the thought of Bannerlord has given me an erection for a few months now, but it's looking like it's going the GRRM route and never actually coming out.
>tfw when I don't even have a machine that can run it so it doesn't matter anyway
>>60763205
>fell for the "Let's go slow" line...
HAHA HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT
>>60763205
E3's over for the day
>>60763205
Hookup or gf?
If gf you're fine, if it was a 1-night hookup they likely had second thoughts.
And even if they did, it isn't necessarily because of you, sometimes they just get cold feet.
>>60763205
she might have saved your ass, depending on the girl taking her virginity can create some really annoying problems down the line
>>60763216
>>60763246
It's a girl that I've been talking to for a few weeks now. Literally just met her when she sat down next to me in this academic building and I decided to tell her a really fucking corny joke and here we are.
>>60763258
Believe me, I have already fucked up. We were fooling around and I was a little drunk. She whispered in my ear "I think I'm falling in love with you", now keep in mind we have only know each other for less than two months. But my drunk my combined with my rock hard dick said "You should reciprocate so you can get laid" and so I may have made a huge, devastating mistake...
>>60763229
What were the highlights, I don't really play games but like to hear what's coming out
>>60763295
Dude, you will have more opportunities. It's not the end of the world.
leaf me alone im bushed LOL
>>60763323
terrible post
>>60763316
The issue is that I told this girl that I was falling for her when I was under the impression that it was just a summer fling. In a few minutes I'm gonna call her and try to gently set things right, no idea how she'll take it. She seems cool so I'm sure she'll be fine.
yuri
>>60763348
Bakuon!! is saving anime
watching the warcraft movie right now
the writing is pretty fucking bad but the movie is still entertaining
>>60763295
Tell her you wanna fuck her and going slow is for teenagers, or move on
>>60763371
Too bad there's only one episode left...
>>60763348
O-okay
>>60763374
thank you for that webm, anon
>When Mexicans don't give me (You)'s
>>60763347
godspeed. I'm wary of women in general right now because I'm still not out of the woods with my batshit crazy ex girlfriend, but hopefully your situation isn't as bad as mine.
dumb yuriposter
goin 2 the pool
>>60763429
Pools closed
>>60763437
it actually was closed because someone took a dump in it 2 days ago
>>60763456
what a madman
>>60763456
mustve been one of the curries
Sony word cloud
>>60763429
don't drown lmao
>>60763381
I want to, man. It's just fucking, literally what we're on the planet for. Plus, ya don't wanna turn the big 2-0 and still have your V-card.
>>60763415
I feel ya. How long were you with her, anon? Back in September I broke up with a girl that I had dated for almost 4 years (she was a fucking bitch), so I am also a little wary of women and relationships right now. Which only adds to my issues.
>>60763481
>underage
kek
>>60763168
I liked V a lot. So do tons of people, although you'd think it was the shittiest game of all time from all the butthurt on here. People have legitimate grievances with it, open world was definitely lacking and it could've been structured better. But a lot of the criticisms on 4chan boil down to "muh standing, muh retarded fan theories, muh X wasn't Y". It's hard to have a reasonable discussion with people who just regurgitate dead hype memes. Love MGS as a whole but the fans are cancer.
Anyone ever use these before
pretty gud legal opiate-like high
>>60762563
Yep
Unless trump wins
>>60763371
You mean space patrol luluco
>>60763520
We only really dated 6 months or so, but I'm not understating when I say she's batshit crazy. She was never even in a relationship before me, which should've been another red flag, but I was too much of an idiot. She's a pathological liar and thinks she can do whatever she wants to get her way, and I'm almost certain she faked a pregnancy to try to get me to hang around after I first broke up with her. I think she's doing the same again now, but I can't know for sure because this time it's a lot more feasible that it's true. shit really sucks.
>>60763602
i tried a whole pack and didnt feel much
>implying video games are fun
>>60763656
Luluco is AotY, but Bakuon is saving anime
holy shit these people are stupid
>>60763684
>tfw too scared to open webms now
>>60763749
what happened?
>>60763684
Jesus can you imagine walking around with those things every fucking day
>>60763668
Damn, the girl I mentioned above has also never been in a relationship. She doesn't seem crazy though.
So she is telling you that's she is pregnant? For the second time? And you think that it could actually be true this time? Rough stuff, man. What are you gonna do if it's true?
>>60763761
well foreigners will come in and post webms
half of the webm was legal porn, the other half.....
>>60763820
>foreigners
>>60763800
I'm pretty sure it's a ploy again to keep me hanging on to her, especially since I just graduated and she has no way to really keep in touch anymore otherwise.
That being said, I've told her my plans, and am now ignoring her until I get an official court letter saying that I need to appear for a child support agreement. I've told her though that there is no way that I'm giving up the job I just took, giving up the big move I'm about to make for it, and giving up any semblance of good income just to be near her for her "support".
With any luck, time will pass, she'll fess up to the truth, and I'll never hear from or see her again.
>>60763749
Have a comfy swift webm
Inshallah
>>60763863
>>60763800
I guess I didn't directly answer the question; if it's true, I've told her I'll pay child support, because I'm not a fucking deadbeat, but I'm not pandering to her or letting her influence me anymore. I got a lot of info from a trusted mentor as to what she can legally do to me, since she was threatening me with legal bullshit before, and now that I know that the only thing I'll ever have to worry about is child support, if that's all I need to deal with over her fucked up self, I'll make it work.
>>60763863
>>60763894
I think you're making good, logical choice anon. I'm not meaning to worry you with hypothetical situations, but suppose she is telling the truth? What do you think you'll do? I mean, that would be YOUR kid, would you trust this girl with that?
But let's hope that she isn't telling the truth and is just being a manipulative bitch. Which I'm sure she is, because that seems to be growing more and more common. Or maybe I am coming to an age where I notice it more.
Regardless, godspeed, anon. I wish you th absolute best.
I hope she was at least a good fuck. Crazy usually is.
As for me, I've had a few bottles of liquid courage and I might go do a geeb out of my fucking swimming pool and then tell this girl that I'm not really falling in love with her.
just put tendies in the oven guys
>tfw a foreigner says something to you on the street with an incomprehensible accent and you just point in a random direction and say "That way"
I live in Chicago and this literally happens to me at least two times a week
>>60763971
Does anyone NOT do this?????
>>60763993
>tfw don't have an oven
>>60763969
As smugly satisfying as it would be to get custody, it's so incredibly rare for males to get it in this society unless the mom is literally a prostitute/criminal/drug user/whatever. There's no way I could get a lawyer good enough to win a custody battle,
Thanks for caring enough to listen though. Hope everything works out with your situation too
>>60763993
I hear that people from california just stick them in the microwave.
absolutely detest this open world sandbox meme
Spent all day watching video games I don't care about in hopes they'd show something good
>>60764066
Then shove a gun up your asshole and shoot it
>>60764046
Yeah I feel you. That's honestly what makes me terrified of having kids - courts will take them away from men in favor of women nearly every time.
I am legitimately hoping your situation turns out for the best, anon. I do care :3 It's always nice to have actual conversations on here.
Do you lurk /cum/ often? I only get on here once every other day or so. I wish I could hear how your story ends, hope you end up on your feet.
About to finish my last beer and call this girl.
Good luck, there is always an anon to talk to.
Absolutely love titties. Big fan of them.
>>60764066
Honestly, I'm starting to as well. It should only be applied to certain games but now it is every other game and its dick that has open word. What happened to just fucking playing a game instead of being able to customize literally every fucking part
>>60764095
>Then shove a gun up your asshole and shoot it
Wow, another superb Canadian post.
>>60764103
Yeah I usually end up here most evenings. Probably won't have an end to this shit for many months yet though. Honestly as long as she doesn't communicate with me I don't care.
>american holidays
Man
you guys are booooring
>>60764169
only boring people get bored
Leave this thread and make your own fun you loser
>>60764114
Is that a fact?
>>60764165
Kids costumes are ridiculously slutty to be perfectly honest. Like, why does a 6 year old need to be skimpy?
>>60763993
I panfry then oven them
>>60764114
I am a breasts man and I am proud
>he doesn't deep fry his tendies in a pan
Take a chance on which one is which gender
would you fucc?
>>60764268
right is female
t. knower of facial features
>>60764268
trick question theyre both boys
>>60764253
love big titties
>>60764319
what the fuck is that?
Just set Misirlou as my ringtone. Never gonna hear that again haha.
>>60764331
a real woman
None of that 2-d gook crap
>putting a hood on makes you a different person
women never fail to amaze me
>>60764268
Red is grill
I'd fucc both tho desu
>>60764114
>>60764221
>>60764253
>>60764319
>>60764319
I wish she'd do some more honest shots.
>>60764369
kek she realises link has always been a fuccboi
>>60764369
That hair tells you everything you need to know about that woman.
>>60764392
>fuccboi
Really hate this tumblr meme word
>>60764381
Where's the logic in this? This is just a meme screencap and not something people believe right? The original of something is rarely the best.
You know that the modern day car is derivative of 19th century prototypes right? Would you really choose the original, or something that took the original and improved it, and adapted it to modern standards? Breasts are improved asses, really.
>>60764369
>calling male and female link
does she not know about linkle
>>60764420
A fine ass is a good offset to a lackluster rack too.
>>60764426
linkle is too problematic so they choose to ignore it
>>60764420
i'm actually a "why not both" guy calm down lad
i just thought it was appropriate
>>60764414
ok
>>60764281
>>60764374
correct
>>60764283
nope, sorry
>>60764426
Linkle is a different character though innit?
>>60764454
she's his..sister? cousin?
BIG
BRITBONG
TITTIES
>>60764448
What queer game is this?
>>60764482
up(You)'d for visibility
>>60764454
i am not sure but i thought that linkle was essential just a female link
>>60764554
>>60764533
Different character but they never explored her story.
>>60764564
>>60764554
>>60764564
please post high test anime to stay in accordance with this thread
>>60764554
ani
>>60764564
me
>>60764564
>>60764500
Final Fantasy 14
jaccuzi time
>>60764607
Is that the MMO franchise?
>>60764564
>>60764554
>>60764577
I--i-i thought you were dead
>>60764624
Does anyone here unironically own a flea market katana?
>>60764651
>>60764652
*teleports behind you*
perhaps
>>60764652
Yeah. Got it when I was like 14 too.
Mexico tied Venez. What does that mean?
>>60764614
Yup, IMO it is the best MMO that is out there right now.
The playerbase is constantly growing, and there is an insane amount of content.
>watching battlebots
>it's a wedge robot
Reminder that this is the type of person who browses /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuMrrjma9rM
>>60764712
not very surprised, actually
>>60764698
My buddy plays it and he's always trying to get me to buy it. Is it cross-platform? I have PS3 and he has a PS4.
>>60764712
Wait, I feel bad now because I think this guy legit has problems. Fuck.
>>60764712
wasn't that guy in GTA V?
>>60764712
Jesus Christ, just look at it.
>>60764725
Yeah, you can play with them and do anything you could as if you were on the same platform.
It is all integrated very well.
In my group of friends I played with 2-3 years ago, a few of them used PS3's, and eventually PS4's.
The only problem was that PS3 players can sometimes take a bit longer to load compared to the others, but it's not the end of the world.
>>60764735
This is a moderate Christian general. Please keep all fun posting family friendly.
>>60764712
its like if CWC was fatter, balder, and watched E3
>>60764761
Maybe I'll check it out. I've been a fan of the franchise since PS1.
>>60764767
why don't you mop up after him then?
>>60764784
It is great fun, and that is coming from someone who is currently playing alone and with random people.
It is an absolute blast with friends.
>>60764727
I've tried warning everyone that Nintendo and Anime cause autism.
Mentioned I'd really been liking a certain 12% ABV raspberry stout to my dad today and he asked if I wore my dress when I drank it.
Cut me deep 2bh
>>60764720
>>60764751
>>60764776
I'm unironically listening to him and I actually feel really bad for this dude. He doesn't seem all there.
>tfw had to repeat a subject next semester
>>60764804
My dad would have asked for one and said he didn't like it but proceed to have two more.
>>60764794
Cool, I'm going to look into it for a bit.
>>60764807
>that slurred speech and impaired motor function
he's either legitimately handicapped and/or on some for of debilitating medication. Definitely not all there.
>>60764804
shoulda flipped him the bird and gone on a beer run
>>60764698
>and there is an insane amount of content.
Endgame is utter shit though, and the gear treadmill isn't particularly fun.
pstt
video games suck
t. knower of all things
>>60764581
Hajime is pretty thicc.
>>60764837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stA0nT-DPQk
