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>>60759554
>be american
>go to club
>get shot

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>be american

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>be Brit
>have to prove you're 18 to buy plastic spoons

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>live in bongland
>get punished for protecting yourself from criminals

>>60763337
>be fat
>have to use a projectile to protect yourself

>>60763403
>someone points a firearm at you
>"lol dyel I'll just kill you with my kung fu"
>get shot

>>60763484
>someone points a firearm at you
>like any nice guy he waits for you to pull out your firearm to defend yourself before he shoots

>>60763512
you definitely stand a better chance than somebody who plans to karate chap the shooter. in a home defence situation, presumably you hear someone enter your house and go get your gun.

>>60763586
>not having a strategically placed frying pan

>>60763612
>not having a strategically placed abbo bodyguard

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>>60759792
>be russian