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ITT we summon 'Nam edition
>>60758321
>>60758350
>>60758385
>>60758418
>>60758475
>>60758499
>>60758518
Homo
This general is cute. CUTE!
Vote brexit
I'll suck dick if it gets the whole of Britain to vote for it
>just bee yourself
>tfw no asian bf
>tfw not asian
>>60758518
>asean
only flips and bules are posting, why don't we just go ahead and call this /pinoy/
SONYDOMINATION IN 15 MINUTES
Pinakantot sakin ung anak ng hardinero namin ng tatay niya mismo sa halagang 250 pesos kaninang 7am HAHAHAHA sarap ng umaga ko amputa
Sarap sa pakiramdam ng capitalism. Kaya yang tanginang duterte na yan pag tinangka nyang gawin tayong communist ako mismo pupugot ng ulo nya
S
>>60760859
Check your inbox for important announcement ;__;
>>60760576
post pic and have a small loan of a million peso :^)
>>60760576
Dutetre protects prostitutes from police harassing in Davao he never considers them immoral
>>60759394
>in fact, most jap posters on /asean/ are pinoys
>>60761145
I already did.
It's dissapointing, but...
Oh well.
>>60761317
At the meantime let's have sex :3
>>60761419
What would you do if I'm in your room now?
>>60761237 >>60761152 >>60758543 >>60758612
Hey guys. I'm on teh phoen with apple care onthsi now. The guy wasn't awre of teh problem. So at leats now they know. I'll post a solution if i get one. Greg
>>60758937
I forget what I was suppose to tell you
>>60761491
I-I don't know!
Imouto never asked me to shop with her
>>60761598
Are you sure?
>>60761662
H-Hey now!
Now's not the time to start having lewd thoughts and act like a pedo!
>>60761677
Y-Yes...
>>60761378
>be UP oblation student
>government wants to help the brightest to sharpen their skills to be the future leaders of Philippines
>the government even gives 100% discount on tuition fees, transportation and book allowances, and monthly stipends
>hates on government for being """""""""oppressive""""""""" simply because the government doesn't have money to feed poorfags and run enough social programs
>join commie piece of shit groups and not work and pay taxes to return something to society
>get naked and "protest"
>abandons professional course and runs to the jungle to join NPA
>sleep on dirt and wipe ass with banana leaves for a year
>come out of the jungle and make fb post about how their life sucks
>fortunately nobody cares
>>60761378
>posting pics of my uni
wew fuck u indog leave my uni alone
RE VII
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60761716
Deep down I know you have all those naughty thoughts and dirty things you wanna do to an innocent girl like me
gay ass anime
>>60761719
this really depends on what course they take
>>60761792
At least there's Dishonored 2 and Persona 5.
I actually wanna see some Infinite Warfare just to see the crowd booing
>>60761903
haha baka, I'm a boy.
But that's ok since you are a girl
>>60761925
>Persona 5
I swear to god if they delay the spring 2016 release date, i'm gonna cry.
>>60761925
I think Dishonored is one of the greatest games made, I like the unique setting and story so much very detailed, hope Dishonored 2 won't be shit
>>60762013
Can I play at your house when you buy it?
>>60762053
I hope they remove the crap morality system from the first game.
I remembered going on a mad slaughterfest after a few hours of trying to refrain from killing anyone. I killed the boatman for fun as well
>>60761956
Hmph >_<
>>60762122
Nah.
>>60761701
Kouhai are the best
Vietnam's coming back guys.
>>60762169
Why must you make me suffer?
>>60761925
Dishonored 2 looks ok I guess. Persona 5 is 2weeb4me.
>>60762122
Ikr, I tried to not kill as many people for Empress Emily's sake ;__; I have a soft spot for cute defenceless royal girls
I also wanted for that one female character that you can peek on while she's having a bath and even break into the room and ask her if she wants the D
>>60762246
'Nam is not the enemy anymore, times has changed there's a bigger enemy now :)
>>60762333
GoW seems to head over the Last of Us route with dat little boi.
Watchdogs 2 seems to go full on SJW with that Trump-esque politician
And there's South Park: The fractured but whole(definitely getting this)
>>60762341
I couldn't be bothered as I realized the game was more fun when you are on a slaughterfest. I spared Daud the assassin though.
As embarrassing as it might sound, I actually masturbated that lady taking a bath
>>60762509
>As embarrassing as it might sound, I actually masturbated that lady taking a bath
who didn't
>>60762294
I-I just really don't want to meet up~ >_<
>>60762596
We must and we will make love together
>>60762549
I know Indon chan didn't. It would be kinda homo for her to do so
>>60762710
I am groping your small perky breasts. What would you do?
>>60762732
I-I would be suprised and...slowly start to enjoy it...
>>60762814
Too bad it would never happen because you don't wanna meet ;___:
>>60762900
So will we meet one day?
>>60762919
I-I don't know...
>>60762984
I agree, we would see :3
But I feel we will eventually meet and get married
How the fuck am i in /asean/?
>>60763055
I knew you want the same too <3
>>60763001
Why are you so horny?
Are you Asian?
>>60763147
Cawfee :3
>>60763177
Because of my raging hormones. I'm Asian ;___;
>>60763199
Nice
Asians are cute
>>60763250
It's ramadan, that means you can't suck my dick. hehehe
>>60763281
A-Are you cute as well?
>>60763330
Hmph >_<
>>60763388
At least you can still do so at night.
Do you like the new God of War 4 that would be a bit like Last of Us?
Reminder to all malaysian posters our flag is rare don't post anymore unless necessary
>>60763402
Maybe you can be cute too :3
>>60763422
Meh.
I thought it looked pretty decent.
>>60763498
It looks like Sony have relieved the disappointment I got with Jewlectronic Arts and the SJW bs that is gonna be in the new Watchdogs gamu.
Sony also got a zombii game that is like playing WWZ the movie.
>>60758518
Vietnamese is savage senpai. Don't summon us.
>>60763578
>more cinematic bullshit
I'm not suprised.
I fucking knew this year's E3 was gonna be shit.
>>60763746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>60763746
Done and done
>>60763746
Make pho for us Nguyen
>>60763605
Brit-chan kawaii :)
>>60763758
Sony's still ok I guess so far from what I had seen. The rest except Dishonored 2...kinda sucky
muah~<3
>>60763843
kissu 4 you
I'm tired of chinita qt's
>>60763912
>////<
>>60763948
See you in a couple of hours. Now I go to sleep and dream of us.
Selamat malam sayang <3
>>60763980
S-Selamat malam... ^-^
My ASEAN bf just sent me this
>tfw no probinsyana gf
>>60764065
Spoiler that pic, I'm fasting.
>>60764112
Do you want to eat it?
>>60763923
Here, have some
>>60764155
No, but that pic makes me want to vomit.
This is the gayest general and the straightest general at the same time.
I'm not sure what to make of it thb
>>60764178
thanks. i'll post more
>>60764206
sorry for the weebs
>>60761237
Hi, half flip bro
ジャプ上司のケツ穴の味はどうだい?
ワイも舐めとるで
>>60761237
ito ang totoo, oniichan
Best Korea doesn't post here.
Dropped
/asean/ killing off faggots when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=tN_x1HUaYPQ
>>60764072
>tfw walang kantutan sa bukid habang nagsasaka ang kanyang pamilya
>tfw hindi kayo mahuhuli at hahabulin ka ng ama habang tumakas ka pabalik ng Maynila
>>60764912
half of /asean/ would be gone.
>>60764930
>tfw walang haciendero na magpaparanas sa'yo ng maginhawang buhay
hmm let's see what's happening over here
..
...
shit
hai
>>60764965
>>60764930
This haciendera will love you and fuck you all night long
Will you give in?
>>60765241
Downside is you got like 2 wife's son
>>60765260
at least you can finally make fun of yourself with my wife son memes
>>60765241
No, but for this hacindera I will
Afternoon lads
Why are the Philippines so over-represented on /int/?
Is there just one NEET son of a corrupt government official posting 24/7 without rest or do you guys just really like ragging on Canada too?
>>60765759
Philippines is full of weaboos.
Weaboos tend to post on 4chan.
Therefore Filipinos tend to post on 4chan.
>>60765759
I was about to give a good answer but before that may I ask a question first?
>>60766021
...yes...
>>60765745
Selamat siang Budi
>>60766054
How does Canada have anything to do with your question?
>>60766103
I just thought everyone came here to talk shit about Canada.
But in all seriousness I more meant to refer to people coming on 4chan in general. Allow me to rephrase - is 4chan unusually popular in the Philippines compared to other Asian countries?
>>60766172
Huh, can you even show 1 post of a Flip talking shit about Canada unprovoked? You can't.
4chan is not in any way popular in this third world country since the average Filipino would never have any way to decipher numerous English words properly and the anonymity trait of this anime imageboard is repulsive for friendly and talkative Filipinos. Facebook/Twitter is popular despite being in English because it's user friendly. It doesn't care how dumb you are, the buttons and the usage of the website are self explanatory and on top of it all, it's "social". The huge user base of Facebook/Twitter in the Philippines will practically force anyone to learn/ask for help from their peers how to use them.
We're just highly populated that you're unironically thinking that. We have a loooot of uneducated people in their containment websites/F2P games but we also have a lot of educated ones which have enough boredom points and required knowledge to explore the internet a little.
>brit make OP
Do you know this phrase about white?
>The more shittier face their women, the harder white' dick erect
You know, this is completely true. I assure you, this is 100% true. Based on my experiences, I always see white men with their 4/10 at best girl. They say that those 4/10 at best girls are exotic.
But I wont tell you about that again, I tell you about something that makes you surprise. There's white who has a good taste on girl.
I say again, there's white who has a good taste on girl.
Should I say once again? Okay I will say again.
There's white who has a good taste on girl.
You know, I was surprised when I saw it myself. I couldn't believe that it would happen. I mean they always have a shit taste right? Their preference are monkey-like face girl, right?
But you know, I found him with a girl, yes a girl. She didn't have monkey-like face. She was 7.5/10 lads! She was also hot!
Lads, I was so surprised that I would come to him and say "holy shit mate, you have a good taste compared to other white men. I would give you a medal".
But my gf was with me, and I must kept my image from her.
So you know, for all those bule who lurk this thread, copy his taste. Don't embarrass him for having a shit taste.
>>60766860
Your hand doesn't count as a gf
>>60766172
Not really. The only things popular in flipland(majority of the population) when it comes to internet are just facebook, youtube and instagram. Only few people know 4chan and most of them are just faggots(that also includes me).
Having nasi goreng for lunch.
What're you having ASEAN?
sluts
When I was in high school my teacher taught me that during the Khmer Rouge, in Cambodia there would be people going around the cities and such and asking folks "Parlez-vous francais?" and if you could answer (that is, if you could understand what they said) they'd shoot you dead. Is this true?
>>60767057
Nothing
any of you gooks wanna meet up
>>60766657
But you guys just behead another canadian, wkwkwkwkwk
www.mb.com . ph/abu-sayyaf-beheads-another-canadian-hostage/
Name my band
>>60767057
Malaysian OC dunt steal
>>60767706
>M16s
[Jamming Intensifies]
>>60767706
ASG & Co.
>>60767706
Allah and the Akbars
>>60762013
yfw Persona 5 will be released in February 14, 2017
>>60767706
the four jihadis
>>60767706
hmm really makes you think
>>60767706
MILF
>>60767706
>>60767750
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>60764585
Y you are another half flip? Wala nako kita nimo pila ka tuig desu senpai
ワイもやで
I'm hungry
>>60768641
>Feb 14 2017
>tfw they delayed it AGAIN
Fuck this universe
>>60768937
*cooks you English food*
>>60768937
hi hungry
>>60769033
blame Hardin.
>>60769067
C-Can you please cook some for me?
Please? OwO
>>60769108
Yeah sure mate *cooks you stargazy pie*
Shopping for raya lads
>>60768855
shut a fuck up airhead bobo
I don't speak Bisaya
>>60769201
What the fuck is this??
Why would you put fish in a pie?
For what goddamned reason?
>>60769304
for banta and because banta
>>60769304
ahahahahaha
>>60769304
Cornish """""""""food""""""""
>>60767706
>No beards
Fucking ludicrous
>>60769276
gomen ne
>Japinoy detected
>>60769108
Yes. But you must cook some Indon food for me in return
>>60769664
>bisaya detected
>>60769815
B-But i can't cook! >~<
>>60769891
>girl
>can't cook
>>60769905
>girl
>>60769965
>not girl
>>60769905
>implying
Take your stereotypes out of here, you jackass.
>>60769975
>girl
>girl
>girl
>>60769991
>implying that's stereotype
>>60770013
>not girl
>not girl
>not girl
>>60769891
Didn't your mother teach you?
>>60769817
Sarap Bussan clerk detected
>>60769991
you'd be a bad waifu
>>60770021
It is.
Also.
>girl
Get out.
>>60770054
Barely.
I can cook eggs but that's it.
even - mg wing
odd - mg 00
>>60770044
>girl
>girl
>girl
Lol he's a brown fat Indon. How new can you get, Paimin?
>>60770103
You are a girl and everyone knows now. I can teach you how to cook an egg. It's easy :3
>>60770146
No, Kevin. She's a girl.
>>60770103
>implying it's not
>>60770075
And i don't care. -_-
>>60770177
I said i already know how to cook eggs, baka >_<
Do you like Ao Dai?
>>60770190
pls stop ngerokok ganja paimin
>>60770210
Make an omelette
Is this true, flipbros?
http://9gag.com/gag/amzNAyy
>>60770248
I think you are the one who smoke a weed right now, Kevin.
>>60770271
>ironically linking 9kek
Get out
>>>/out/
>>60770190
>>60770248
Kek.
>>60770251
Nah. I don't feel like i want to do it.
>>60770312
I know this phrase fits you well,
>a girl hides their identity, thus free her for being asked her tits photo
>>60770312
Make a steak
>>60770356
>thus free her of asking her tits photo
.....what?
Also, no.
>>60770378
.....do i look like i can cook steak? -__-
>>60770401
If you say that you're a girl, you would be asked to post tits. But if you don't say that you're a girl, you wont be asked to post tits.
>>60770430
You can cook eggs so why not?
does anyone less like cute defenceless girls and monster girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7aBbr_1NGU
>>60770271
punyeta indog
>>60770471
>>60770430
Just suck each others cocks you gheys
>>60770443
Pervert -_-
>>60770471
Don't have any beef in the fridge, and i'm too lazy to even bother.
>>60770518
The Indonposter is a girl
>>60770540
Show us your fridge then Indon chan :)
Hello
How you holding up this evening senpaitachi ?
>>60770594
No.
I don't want anyone to stalk me >_>
>>60770552
Any proofs?
>>60770540
Boys are either pervert or faggot. So of course I'm pervert
No, I'm proud pervert.
>>60770518
Girl can't have cock, faggot.
>>60770627
Have you went to the local Bazar Ramadhan yet?
>>60770662
>girls can't have cocks
>>60770291
>look at how cool i am trying to fit in
:ngakak
>>60770632
But we'll live together someday baka
>>60770680
Nope I'm too sick to do shit
maybe later ramadan is still going
>>60770699
Girl can have cocks as her "appetite", of course senpai.
>>60770715
>look how cool I am pretending to be a retard
>>60770749
Not funny
What's for dinner mga kaibigan?
>>60770822
>he doesn't want slutty girl
>>60770860
Indon chan is a slutty Yandere
Why do people ERP?
>>60770891
Agree, we should provide her cocks more.
>>60770833
That face I'll make when I cum in your pucci
>>60770860
I want a slutty girl but not one that's going to eat my dick off
I get nauseous by just thinking about it
>>60770939
Why do people sing?
>>60770940
You mean provide her with more cocks :3
>>60770968
"appetite" not appetite, luv.
You should tell the difference between them.
>>60770997
Yes, of course. Let her take care our cocks (literally all of anon's in this thread) soon.
>>60771062
Flipbong will be recording
>>60771110
And I would be the first one to taste her.
>>60771130
That would be me. You'll be servicing my cock while I taste her pucci
>>60771188
No, like hell I would.
How about you taste her mouthpussy, while I taste her pussy?
It's a great proposal to me.
>>60771148
>"w-what are you doing to me! Are you Italian?
one of my favourite and most cutest scene in monogatari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eOefd87-rk
>>60771234
I'm going through the back later ;3
>>60771234
>>60771188
S-Stop fighting! >_<
>>60771319
Of course, after we spread our seed to her, we change the position, you take her pussy, I take her mouthpussy.
>>60771410
Don't be sad, we'll have a threesome soon
>>60771220
Lewd.
>>60771410
This is not fighting, but this is what gentlemen do when discussing something.
>>60771429
I'm gonna suck your cock dry afterwards. N-No homo though
This is weird thread
>>60771498
Oops.
Meant for >>60771432
Is Asean always like this ?
I don't know about you guys but atmosphere here is cumfy,
/Mena/ isn't going back to what it used to be ;_;
>>60771519
I know. Barely any discussion about ASEAN itself.
>>60771542
What's /mena/ used to be?
>>60771542
>>60771573
What's /mena/?
>>60770271
>9fag
yeah, when the red stripe is on top it means the country is in state of war
>>60771573
A comfy thread with light memes and weebism during my time here, now its plagued with endless eternal shitposting
>>60771610
Middle East & North Africa General
>>60771498
Why are you so scared of meeting up qt?
>>60771610
Milfs erotica Netorare asses
>>60771640
go to sleep grandpa
>>60771706
because she isn't a qt duh
>>60771622
Indoslut :3
>>60771706
I just...don't want to...
Why does /asean/ hate anime?
>>60771776
You do. You are just shy
>>60771737
You can't dictate a pirate on what to do
>>60771747
B-Baka >_<
>>60771802
>////<
Selmat berbuka, lads.
>>60771781
Are you literally blind?
>>60771878
You were happy when me and the other Indon talked about threesome with you
>>60772089
There you go again being slutty
>>60772215
I kinda like it. I want to make you like the upcoming South Park game, with a fractured but whole
>>60758937
I'm going to track you down
>>60771542
This is actually the shittiest thread on /int/. Lurk more and you'll see (even ignoring ERP).
>>60772374
Anal sex :3
>>60767706
Jiwang M16
Why are there so many more Indonesians than Viets or Thais on 4chan? Aren't they richer, would have thought their english would be better.
>>60769260
im wearing cyan coloured this raya
>>60767706
Allah and the Massacre
>>60767706
Scary cancer
>>60772575
>Aren't they richer?
what did he mean by this
What are you having for berbuka?
>>60772685
nasi arab and some lauk idk but i can smell it from my room my mom also bought durians
Accidentally had 2 half-breed children in the Philippines. Sorry.
>>60772575
org indon baik lagi berbanding dgan org thai yang kurang sifat jantan
>>60772607
Licking cum off your petite body
>>60772685
Kolak pisang
>tfw mcdonalds arrive just in time for berbuka
>>60772575
I'll give you a pointer
>population
Whats good coldplay songs?
>>60773096
Marrying Yandere
>>60773073
>coldplay
>good
step it up Bambang Suheri
>>60773134
Mashiro a shit.
STOP KILLING OUR PEOPLE
REEEEEEE
>>60773183
but chinks die everyday anon, what's there to be upset about?
Bongbong should stop being a sore loser. His antics are not funny.
>>60773073
I used to listen to "Don't Panic", "Life in Technicolor II" & "Shiver" the most.
>>60773159
I agree. Ayonama is best girl
>>60773183
>OUR PEOPLE
who do you mean by this?
>>60773199
I hope you are a browner version of Anna....with smaller yits
>>60773321
But i don't have white hair!
>>60770219
what video is this from
>>60773409
You don't need white hair for me to love you sillie
Hello, this is chink speaking.
serious question
Do you ever feel completely disgusted with yourself for role playing on internet?
>>60773183
It's just a prank XD
>>60772575
viets aren't that rich dude
>already has a way to talk to each other/ERP in private
>still go out of their way to ERP in /asean/
What's the point tbH
>>60773554
I roleplay as 'Anonymous', so no.
>MAN MOLESTS SEVEN YEAR-OLD GIRL AT BOON LAY SHOPPING CENTRE BEFORE TOUCHING HER AGAIN AFTER HE FEELS AN URGE
>MALAYSIAN LIM KOK LEONG 29, ADMITTED TOUCHING THE BUTTOCKS OF THE GIRL ON SEPT 21 LAST YEAR
>>60773862
/int/ generals are mistakes
>>60772575
>He thinks Viets is way Richer than Indog
Please educate yourself.
>>60773862
this desu
>>60773862
Homosexuals aren't human.
>>60773698
kys you sissy faggot
>>60774067
t. Omar Manten
>>60774290
Homosexuals aren't human.
>>60772685
Ikan keli masak cili padi, daging goreng, ikan asam pedas
>>60774217
Britannia rule the waves :3
>>60774290
Homosexuals aren't human.
>tfw gtx 1070 costs here 25000 php here
>>60774456
Is ikan keli the same as ikan teri? I thought it was ikan bilis in malay?
>many white tourists say japan is homogeneous country and they should accept more immigrants to me
>they dunno I'm flip
we all look same
>>60774568
It is ikan lele in Indonesia (catfish)
>>60774630
How difficult is it to migrate there?
>>60774630
Homogeneity isn't a bad thing, look at white people and their immigration policy.
>>60774640
How do you normally cook those in Malaysia? Fried?
>>60774744
Yes. Usually it's fried plain or with some chilli. I know the word lele because usually the ayam penyet plave here would normally serve pecel lele too.
>>60774700
Well, I was born in here so I can't tell how hard it is.
Maybe not so difficult for pinoys
>>60774893
Also, is anison really niche in Japan? The last time I went there whenever I asked the names of anison artists to people on the street they didn't recognize the names I asked.
>>60774711
As flip japanese, it's confy for me to live in here with lot's of flip friends. Homogeneity banzai
>>60775034
Where in Japan are you?
