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Flat Earth edition.
You unintelligent Round Earthers are all the same, nothing more than squirrels in a roundabout, trapped in a whirl of inconsistency and delusion by the mumbling pretensions of arrogant 'scientists' who bowed to the fashionable assumptions of their age. The Round Earther is unable to even answer a simple question about his beloved model and belief system. Unable to even come up with a hypothesis, he frenzies to the internet in search of the conflicting conjecture of others.
For the answer to my question of why the field lines are vertical throughout the entire Arctic and Antarctic circles I got the belligerent answer of "the core did it," as a magic wand waved over an important process which has profound effects on navigation. Under no pretense is it considered how the core does this marvelous and far reaching thing. It just does. What caused the core of the earth to become flat?
We are expected to believe that the man who made the transcontinental journey across Antarctica "squared off to a T" at the edge of the Antarctic Circle and set off in a direction for thousands upon thousands of miles in a perfectly straight line without turning a single degree!
At least the Round Earther should attempt to answer some of these important questions. Instead of considering with scrutiny the physical processes of mysterious events, he is dogmatic to the core. Forever following media hype like a dog to the whistle.
cara
bit early
>>60753328
did not process one morpheme of this encyclopedia entry
The gay bastards are making me feel uneasy.
I have a fleshlight with a cocktail stick inserted into it so that when I fuck it, the stick goes a little bit into my hole. It turns out I have a urinary tract infection which is causing skin to peel off. I am on a course of antibiotics and my penis is fine, but for the fact it has a small 'cleft' (picture a cleft lip) but I am OK!. It must have cut me. I've learnt a lesson though.
JANNY
FREE (You)s GUARANTEED
just reply to my post and wait for magic to happen
limited time offer, grab them while you can
foy
>we are the only flat planet in our observable galaxy and the government has covered up this fact in order to allow airline companies to charge us more for flights
ah
>>60753793
pls
how do you lads feel about ios10 being targeted at normies
Is there any doubt now that android is the superior mobile platform
>>60753695
most people are simply too normie to make an effort to interact with the likes of you
normie don't understand the concept of depth in a person
it must be an instantaneously entertaining relationship or nothing happens for them as far as sympathy goes
repostan
http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/06/12/left-chose-islam-gays-now-100-people-killed-maimed-orlando/
Let’s get one thing clear. And this is what disgusts me most about this whole tragedy. The maniac who did this was somehow conditioned to believe that LGBT people deserve to be massacred. And he wasn’t just hearing these messages from ISIL. He was hearing it from politicians and radical anti-LGBT extremists here in our own country. Every time we see legislation that puts a target on the back of LGBT people; every time a preacher spews hate from the pulpit; every time a county clerk says that acknowledging our relationships violates her “religious beliefs”—it sends a signal that LGBT people should be treated differently, and worse.
>>60753813
foaf
made an absolutely cracking post in the germon general
text book (you) gathering
>>60753649
>>60753813
marketing isn't about real tangible non-third eye qualities
it is about images of power, riches, love, sex and a very nice looking phone
no one cares about having the best phone
they care about people thinking they have the best phone
>>60753793
investing
Getting my willy sucked by a lad from Southampton tonight
Just want to post this.
>>60753583
DutchCaralad
You're like a seal of approval for official new bread.
What would we do without you.
Do you get paranoid when you're stoned in public?
I'm having some doubts about Nige lads. I was all for him, but then he started bashing poles and pushing more immigration from the commonwealth. I don't want that shit, Jamaicans are literally orc-tier, the most violent of all peoples and the Indias fucking stink there is not one decent peoples in the commonwealth other than us, which is why we rule it. The poles aren't even that bad, within one generation they'll just be fucking white people. Dunno about this lads, Nige might've screwed us blue.
scottish friend tells me munchy boxes are 6 pounds on average where he is, hm
going to watch the throne games now
see ya in a bit smell ya later alligator lmao
>>60753912
No I just laugh at all the sober plebs around me whose third eye will always be firmly shut
>>60753927
That's quite heavy
Reminder that the RMS Titanic sunk because it was built by Irish workers
If it was built by English hands it would've been truly unsinkable
>>60753793
East Prussia.
>>60753967
Thought it was built in Belfast
>>60753993
still a better deal than your munchie box mate
>>60753967
ummmm lol
>>60753993
>chips
those are clearly fries
>>60753328
When I fly in a plane the surface looks curved not just on the horizon but in the sense of getting lower as it gets farther away
sat on toilet right now
>>60753967
Northern Irish.
Actual Irish wouldn't have fucked up the bolts that sheared like they did.
Northern Irish are retards.
>>60753901
pipe down you brown nosing fuck
>>60754019
I'd pay a tenner for a munchy box lid
2 chicken nuggers, 2 chicken tendies, 2 onion rings, doner meat and chips with 2 cans
feel like killing myself
>>60753901
right here probably
some people look better fat
>>60754020
Michiel de Ruyter is my favorite Dutchman of all time and actually my favorite non-American naval figure of all time
>>60753967
Northern Irish built it, not to mention catholic Irish workers were about 5% of the workers building ships because they were disciminated against, so the centuries of inbreeding for the protestant workers building the titanic was why it sunk
>>60754063
You lurk moar son.
>>60753901
crawl out
>>60754098
>moar
>new bread
>>60754081
lmao I like the skinny penn
looks like a little turtle
>>60754081
He looked disgusting fat and thin. At least he's healthier now.
>>60754073
be*
>some people look better fat
i always feel sad when my posts don't get a (You) but i remember i'm a yank and most of you probably have me filtered
>>60754113
Projecting much? Fucking blow in sap.
>>60754182
I only filter Pakis and Germans
My willy is so beautiful, it makes me upset that I will never get to suck it
>>60754182
>filtering a yank
>missing an opportunity to *unsheathes FOY*
it's like you don't know your anglo brothers
found the perfect girl today
Feel so happy for are Nige that his life's work is about to come to fruition
>>60754223
piss off
>>60754162
It's true though
One of me mates was the fat lad for his whole life then he got on drugs and lost a bunch of weight and is now at a normal weight and he just looks off somehow
Who wants a fucking slap?
how do i become a blacksmith?
>>60754182
I admire your courage and dedication. I know I wouldn't post in /cum/
>>60754182
Me too. And I keep coming back to see if
I dont habe many images on my phone
me in tescos
>>60754223
where did you find her, under a curtain?
Yanks have some funny words for things lads
They call crisps chips
They call jam jelly
They call shooting ranges gay bars
>>60754081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0-ImFaSG4
always get randy after a big poo
can't figure out why
At this point it's just too tedious to continue, I've won, conquering the SU is just tedious and if Japan were to join the axis before I defeat Germany more unneccesary hurdles.
>when you cum on your belly and dip your finger in for a taste
fuck sake why does she keep messaging me
like I'm grateful for the attention tbf but
FOST (fuck off southern twats)
Me in the red
a muslim walks into a bar
>>60754313
Stimulates your prostate
You're a secret bender
>>60754315
haha meant to post this to /gsg/ what am i like
>>60754097
They're still proud of building a boat that sank. Still proud of one of the worst potus too.
>>60754338
>tfw we're leaving
Yes boys quality bants
Rate my dinner, lads. Have this pretty much every night.
Turkey chili with roast broccoli, asparagus, and sugar snaps.
Great macros, and barely any calories.
>>60754344
and asks for directions to the nearest mosque
>>60754370
what is that green shit
imagine being an autistic mexican poster
>>60754344
OUCH
>>60754349
nothing gay about a bit of boi g spot play
>>60754370
Not bad actually, might try making this
>>60754344
Shots all round
>>60754370
Grim
>>60754324
I try to avoid cumming on my belly since it's so hairy it makes a real mess if cum gets in there
>>60754370
>dat broccoli asparagus green beans mix
Noice chap.
>>60754370
looks tasty and healthy
good on (You) normie
>>60754370
>he fell for the "broccoli is good" meme
pirates...
https://www.reddit.com/user/OpenSourceGlobe
Looks at this frothing lefty
>>60754385
Stomach filler, essentially.
>>60754412
https://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=1417051
Replace beef with turkey, add an extra beef stock cube. Or just use beef.
>>60754416
My tummy is naturally hairless :3
>>60754073
luv u
why
Why does he call us pirates?
>>60754370
>macros
such a twat
>>60754445
I actually just love the taste. I eat one head of normal broccoli a day, plus some tenderstem too.
Most based vegetable.
>>60754498
he doesn't make any sense
i just filtered him since he doesn't get any better
Don't eat any vegetables at all, I actually want to but I don't even know what to do with them etc.
Blame my mum for bringing me up on shite the fat bitch
>>60754453
>I'm against having a referendum on the matter in the first place because it's not a valid decision making process.
Oh dear
oh dear oh dear
>>60754498
because butthurt spaniards call you pirates
I make broccoli smoothies. Blend up a banana, some broccoli, some spinach, add some blueberries and strawberries plus flax seeds... delicious. Don't knock it if you never tried it
>The Sun backs Brexit
>Today's polls all show LEAVE surging ahead
Fuck lads, we've won. Are Nige actually did it.
>>60754546
Potatoes are vegetables m8
>>60754532
and toot?
>>60754565
smashing
>>60754498
Because we arrr
>>60754561
Privateers.
Pirate is so uncouth
>>60754565
>Tabloid
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 39% (-3)
Leave: 46% (+3)
(via YouGov, online)
HAPPENING
>>60754546
beans and potatoes are vegetables you knacker
>>60754546
>beans
>potatoes
>tomatoes
Literally 3 vegetables there
fuck lads im in scintillating form this weekend
>did really well in a few fifa matches where i dominated games and had a lot of really interesting plays that opponents didn't know how to deal with
>play a couple of battlegrounds on WoW on an undergeared rogue and have some heroic performances where i played key roles in the wins after all of our BG teams were getting raped badly all weekend
>>60754565
are sun
>>60754615
The Sun tries to back the winner for every election. Leave might actually win.
>>60754610
tee hee hee
jokes XD
>>60754546
Roast them, mate. You can basically roast any vegetable and it makes it taste amazing. It's also easy as piss.
Buy one of these:
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/groceries/sainsburys-green-vegetable-medley-200g
Empty it onto a sheet of silver foil on a baking tray to minimize washing up.
Spray some olive oil over (you can buy olive oil spray) and add a very good amount of salt.
Shove it in the oven for 7 minutes at 160c, take it out, mix it around, put it in for another 7 minutes.
Boom.
>>60754565
>Are Nige actually did it.
I'm hoping so much for a leave vote
I wanna see are Nige cry with pride
You've earned that pint you glorious man
>>60754613
spaniards are still butthurt over gibraltar
>>60754615
never been wrong
>>60754565
remain is still the bookies favourites by a long way
BOOKIES MOVING TOWARDS LEAVE
LEAVE CONFIRMED
FUCK THE EU
>>60754625
Doesn't mean his mum is a bad mother and probs he has several half brothers in varying shades.
>>60754642
Who did they back in the GE?
lads it might actually happen, we actually be leaving?
>>60754616
>online
Into the bin it goes
remain odds have risen from 1.28 to 1.5
leave has dropped from 3.5 to 2.7
this is a short-term effect of the orlando shooting you retards
who is better
spaniards or latinos
>>60754701
Historically more accurate lad
Some NI fan from Ballymena got wiped out in France.
>ballymena
Likely got carried away singing the famine song.
>>60754749
ur mom LOL
>>60754694
tory
>>60754694
Conservatives, did the same the last time and I think they were Labour before that.
>>60754700
No
People always wimp out and vote for the status quo on the day
>>60754778
>>60754786
Excellent
>>60754737
For political shit I feel strongly about I always emotionally hedge.
I'll put a bet on the opposite outcome I want, so that no matter what happens I'll be emotionally neutral.
Don't get the result I want? Ah shit, but woohoo I won money!
Do get the result I want? Aww yiss... But fuck, I lost money.
>>60754773
mexico is the shittest country in lat america
>>60754370
remove kidney beans
>>60753899
tfw can literally sail north to north korea in a submarine
maps are scary stuff
>>60754815
that's bolivia or peru
>>60754838
Venezuela surely
>>60754838
no, its mexico
panama is best
chile is good too
mexico is shit
>>60754816
I used to pick them out when I was a kid, but now I'm a fan. Integral part of a chili.
>>60753583
this 2bh
HellO?
>>60754867
venezuela is now under US attack via "peaceful" protesters(((
>>60754874
you are wrong
>>60754896
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
just fyi lads it's the new gok wan clothing range in sainsbury's tomorrow
Doing myself some marmite crumpets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JLWyPxt7g
>>60754915
no u
>>60754676
Noice
>>60754672
Do you know how odds are calculated mate? Remain was heavily backed into oblivion from the start
>>60754951
nice video
>>60754977
u do not even have evidence
>>60754874
Chile and Peru have repeatedly expressed their desire to join the UK on here.
I think we've be lads.
>>60754867
venezuelans keep trying to smuggle loads of cocaine through our little islands the lil bitches
>You're not going to carry a calculator around with you for the rest of your life.
Turns out my maths teacher was wrong.
>>60754997
because Chile is a whored country filled of liberal fags who want to suck US' dick
>>60754926
shut the fuck up
>>60754995
TOOT
>>60754915
US doesn't give a shit
>>60755004
Do the dutch pay attention to what goes on on their islands? Most people in this cunt couldn't even name most of our overseas territories.
>>60754995
no cartels there
less crime
higher stand of living
>>60754997
chile is good
>>60755042
venezuela is an ally of russia, and have oil
>>60755066
chile is a hellhole, and if you do not believe, go to taringa
>>60755027
why don't you post it?
>>60755021
Teachers should really be teaching students how to use the internet properly to find answers. It's getting to the point where it's more important that you know how to find the answer to a question, rather than innately know it.
I know doctors who use google pretty often.
>there are brits who literally think ford is a british company
>>60755062
a little on curaçao and the other two but not so much to sint maarten and the ones more up there in the caribbean, those supposedly filled with italian maffia using our casinos to launder money
>>60755026
sorry
>>60755109
ford was an anti-semite...and now ford company is ruled by a jew.
>>60754951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YcsoQ4JgBQ
how i imagine /brit/
It's happening, lads.
>>60755163
forgiven
please stop being rude to each other
>>60755093
We're taking Chile, Peru and Georgia.
With their consent.
We will turn them around. Georgia doesn't need turning around ofc.
its mad that we are actually going to leave.
what will we complain about next?
want a friend lads
Might hang myself soon
i like this trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRpz0zuAGVs
>>60755199
the tories
the bankers
the bonuses
Reminder there will be no EU after brexit
>>60753583
this girl is not that hot
if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10
don't be fooled so easily
>>60755182
>Georgia.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60755199
>what will we complain about next?
Whatever it is, lad. We'll have full control to deal with it.
lying naked on bed, planning a wank.
Who should I wank to?
Eve lawrence
Abella Anderson
Rebecca Linares
Valentina Nappi
Other?
>>60755168
This is /brit/ Froglad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6R9fY8lfGo
>>60755240
We're crashing the EU with no survivors.
>>60755250
glad this gimmick has survived
>>60755221
Meatloaf is looking well.
I'm starting to have hope lads.
I think we're actually going to make it after all :'^D
Hello
Anybody had the big Warbuton crumpets?
>>60755250
its just opinion f.am
like nobody seems to like zoe kazan
>>60755093
>and have oil
shit uneconomical oil
US is now worlds biggest producer, they don't give a shit about irrelevant beaners. Stay in your lane
>>60755274
Valentina nappi ain't bad ay
>>60755311
its a pasta m8
screen up in the dash like I'm fuckin mike jones
the more things change, the more things stay the same. food for thought.
Voting Remain lads
Nige loves commonwealth shitskins btw
SERIOUSLY debating a BMW Z3, they look like great fun on windy roads, they look a bit bent, though.
>>60755275
Both this and naked are among my favorite movies
those guys are all a bit too charismatic to be /brit/ desu
I regularly go back to watching the ending shakespearean soliloquy of withnail and I when i feel depressed
>>60755274
eve
>>60755340
I'd prefer commonwealth shitskins to Roach shitskins
>>60755341
>not an s1000rr
>>60755304
that'll be two cantonese style ribs and a special fried rice thanks m8
>>60755274
Nicole charming
>>60755340
Take your self-hate to another thread, lad. I think Sweden has their own general.
>>60755312
>>60755312
>US is now worlds biggest producer,
and despite of that, they need to fuck up other countries :0)
>>60755340
consider cyanide.
i got spurs that go jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle)
>>60755348
Say amongst not among. You shall be one of us.
>>60755274
paulina james
>>60755410
>Need
lol
Do something about it :^)
london is the worst poster here by far
the gf
>>60755431
i would be honored
>>60755274
Abella anderson first video is kino
>>60755436
i wish i could do something
>>60755448
I agree
>>60755340
Good lad.
>>60755274
Avy Scott
Poleaboo is growing his hair out but needs to learn more about haircare
Apparently, you're supposed to get it cut while you're growing it
>>60755461
>honored
triggered
>>60755474
Can't wait til Trumps president desu
>>60755425
>>60755399
pakis b gone
>>60755497
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQKsYtpWZGs
>>60755492
>you're supposed to get it cut while you're growing it
poleaboo sounds like a thick muslim
>>60755387
二百五快
Lord Kek will grant us a victory, lads.
>>60754749
latinos by a bit i think
>>60755448
its true and its a shame cos real life london is not a bad place at all
do not reply lads
>>60755542
>knowingly giving (You) to the spiderpaki
you people never learn
>>60755448
true
>>60755551
cringy shit
nothern Derbyshire is the GOAT English region tbqh
>>60755542
its true though
>>60755542
Why?
Doesn't it sound contradictory to have it cut while growing it?
I just didn't know about haircare
reminder breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>>60755606
sup bb
>>60755584
ok m8 dont worry about it
Going to put a dildo up my bum now ;3
>>60755630
stop it lad you're making me hungry before bed
>>60755535
You're not that based goth Froglad are you?
>>60755640
have fun monica! :P
not sure about this lads
look at this fucking cat
Who;s your favourite and least favourite poster?
will we have boarders with norn iron if you guys leave?
>>60755640
bit gay
>>60755604
May Lord Kek punish the self-hating cucks.
unironically enjoying swing music
Cute Spanish girl at work referred to her wellies as her "willies" lads.
Didn't correct her tbqh.
>>60755678
fave: me
least fave: you
my sister (white) is getting dreads.
is this acceptable? what do???
>>60755622
a muslim told me today its been proven all cats have special beneficial energy inside of them
muslims are odd superstitious people more worthy of condescension than anything else
>>60755628
Yes.
>>60755204
Need a friend as well
We could be friends
>>60755681
No we have a common travel area dating back years
>>60755676
Very big cat
Or very small lady
>>60755678
Fave: The Vocaroo lads
Anti-fave: Pakiboo
>>60755681
Possibly.
alri pooheads
>>60755656
>goth
if I exchanged music with you here, most certainly as my musical taste is a bit on the darker side *tip beret*
otherwise i don't know what you are refering to
>>60755681
i'm doubtful
if neither side want it, the EU would get some serious negative press if they forced the construction. do the south care much about a potential border?
>>60755678
worst posters
brummies
londoners
northern irish
spanish twat
hong kong twat
best
everyone else
>>60755678
All /brit/ personalities are mentally ill by definition, nobody else would go to such lengths to seek attention on an anonymous image board.
Invite to /germanic/
>>60755764
>>60755797
alri bumface
>>60755737
>We could be friends
Hmmm, possibly.
You may have to apply for and pass an audition.
>>60755681
>boarders
>asking this silly question
Like >>60755737 said, our agreements long predate the EU
>>60755788
'no'
and toot?
I'm ashamed to say it lads, but Maisie Williams is actually quite fuckable
>>60755805
awe thanks i do my best
rate my new image
truthful one at that
>>60755678
fav.
me
least fav.
hick from richmond
>>60755843
you're a bit of a twat
>>60755678
favourite: people who have fun and enjoy being anonymous
least favourite: people who strive to establish some sort of identity on here
>>60755678
>brummies
>Spanish twat
Isn't he both?
>unironically voting for Brexit
fuck off desu, really can't be arsed with the hassle.
>>60755834
a hole is a hole, it's all friction
>>60755843
you spelt aww wrong you spacker
>>60755870
Good post
t. Poleaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E4CyOyi6m0
doing a paint
>>60755864
I don't get it
>>60755864
lmao, epic.
Enjoy your gold ;^)
>>60755876
So you'd rather have Belgian elites rule your arse than British elites??
Very unpatriotic of you lad.
>>60755865
i have no idea what that means
Miss the lad buds.
>>60755870
haha reply to me on facebook jordan
watched jihadis next door earlier
they're pitiable people. it's clear that they truly believe the shit they spew. fucking incredible that this is all happening in London, of all places
>>60755729
/lgbt/ are the ones helping me actually
Brexit could lead to a worse recession than 2008.
>>60755864
Even I know you put the car on the train and it takes you to France
I have never been on the train to France but I still know
run into her room at 4am shouting "YOU WANT TO SMOKE THE BIG JOINT DO YOU? YOU WANT TO SMOKE THE BIG JOINT LIKE BOB MARLEY DO YOU?" before forcing your knob in her mouth
>>60755961
>London, of all places
That exactly where I'd expect the jihadists to be..
>>60755994
who are you speaking to?
I hope its not me because I would never do such a thing
>>60755980
Literally no chance. You have to be such a complete spack to believe that.
2008 was economic doomsday, essentially.
>>60755985
china?
>>60756009
mans is from Belfast its another world out there
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