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le monke
cara
korean pop
Nora
>tfw lefty and proud
>>60741276
is that monkey real?
>>60741281
great post
>>60741293
meh post
>>60741302
good post
Queen
helo
yes
tis is le monke
ah yes this very irrelevant peculiarity of mine that is utterly out of my control is a source of constant and unadultered joy in my life
If the Tories were really serious about the England the hooligans they'd tax the football the euros to 90%
>>60741344
Literally spent $1750 dollars to build a gaming computer and monitor and got bored with video games in general within a couple months.
>>60741276
>Not shopping Kev into the face
battlefield 1 looks amazing
poo
>>60741281
don't kill yourself x
>>60741420
didn't build a monitor*
>>60741276
t. anthony fantano
>>60741420
>video games
Fuck off yank.
>>60741420
what do you do in your life friend?
what shoes are you wearing?
The scream of 50 deaths is being drowned out by a noisy custody battle for the 'reason' behind Orlando. Show some fucking respect.
>>60741475
FOY
>>60741474
currently nothing haha x
>>60741420
Yeah but that's about a tenner in real money.
>when somebody tells you what they did on FIFA
Why though
guys i made something really spectacular
please take a look
>>60741403
So lads I went the gym yesterday with my normie m8s and today my whole body is aching, fucking hell walking hurts.
>>60741537
dont care
>>60741537
eat some preoteins m8
>>60741450
sounds like it would it would be too much effort anyway x
>>60741537
Leg day :DDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8cm3kmyWs
oh fucking dear
>>60741537
I did half of a full body training with an ex semi pro footballer and i litterally couldn't get out of bed the next day
it was my first real physical activity in six month
Got a qt black gf lads
>>60741537
I couldn't care less you little shit. Fuck off.
>>60741475
Invisible ones
>>60741537
better post about it on 4chan
>>60741556
yes you do. Don't lie.
dumb monkeposter
>>60741588
dont care
>>60741588
FONT
>>60741583
Same lad, it's embarrassing how much it hurts though I feel bruised all over.
ahh yes
>>60741583
> half of a full body training with an ex semi pro footballer
is that what you call "getting fucked in the ass" in France?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
just filtered all US posters lads. Feels good
>>60741649
>politics
>yank
you truly are cancer
>>60741651
didn't know that americans were giant buttholes
oh wait yes i did
>>60741649
>yank politics
Fuck off cancer
>>60741475
Blue AF1 hi-tops
Find a flaw
French or English... Mustard?
>>60741673
*spits drink over screen*
>>60741588
Good lad
>>60741720
*licks it and looks at you while winking*
no homo haha x
thank you janny/mod
>>60741730
Knew they weren't as long as a football pitch.
BASED JANNY
>he hasn't put a rainbow on his facebook profile picture
are you some kind of homophobe or something?
Need a French bf
The Best President
>>60741780
>He uses FB for anything other than just stalking
Just realised how disgustingly boring basketball is. Don't know how yanks can complain about soccer
business idea: have others work for me one day as custodians
>>60741821
>soccer
Are you lads watching the footy or the Xbox show?
really makes u think
Haven't seen the Polish nonce in a while. Did he get v&
>>60741780
Breaking News: terrorism is only 3 rainbow flag profile pictures away from extinction
>>60741782
Un Garçon est gay!
Me and the lads
Where did it all go wrong /brit/??
>>60741877
forgot my legs home lads haha what am i like
Janny needs to ring up swedeshit's ISP and have them give him a static IP.
>>60741846
*kills you with one punch*
Who is the lesser of two evils; Sweden or Ireland
What is the best way to get in a fight with someone? I feel so pumped up all the time and just want to lay into some cunt but don't want to get arrested.
>>60741887
Oh?
>>60741912
He's a mentally ill Haitian, not Swedish
>>60741906
what do they have to do to make lefties hate them?
I'm thinking that even a bullet to the face as they say "I am killing you because your ideals conflict with mine" still wouldn't be enough.
>>60741955
dont care
WHY don't you SUPPORT Mr. Farage ?
>>60741582
>All those comments attacking white males for this attack and saying it isn't islam
I mean it's current year people.
So lefties hate the west because le colonialism killed and oppressed people, but Islam is killing people in the west but they're still the oppressed?
>>60741955
just bump into the nearest roadmen and ""enjoy""
>>60741955
I'll lay you out pal name a time and place
>>60741955
I'll kick your fucking noggin in for free haha
>one non-White Swedish player
Absolutely disgusting and not progressive. Need to have a word with the Swedish FA
>>60741714
That depends, are you a queer? If yes then French.
>>60741990
Who is this idiot and why is he famous in the USA?
Americans talk to me about him as if I know who he is but I have genuinely never seen him before on UK television.
>>60742042
he is their owen jones
>>60742036
>Ibrahimovic
>White
>>60741582
Not watching that shit
What did he say
>>60741968
Leftism is a mental illness, there is no reasoning with it.
>>60742015
Where in the country are you??
>england v wales
haha will watch
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36521761
>There is no direct evidence that the Orlando shooter was directed by the so-called Islamic State group (IS), US President Barack Obama has said.
of course not mr hussain obambo
been seeing this ape a lot more recently
why is that?
>>60742003
I'm waiting for them to address the fact that China is colonising Africa as we speak and the natives despise them for what they are doing.
I know a few Africans and they say the situation is pretty sour there. But both sides are non-white so the lefties are ignoring it.
>>60742100
Because your mum's trying to get back in your life?
>>60742100
Your mum hit the big time
>>60741343
le monke
>>60742079
>UK
>one country
>>60742079
Manchester but I'll happily travel anywhere in England this weekend.
Is everone here voting like good boys?
>>60742042
He couldn't succeed in the UK so he did narration for BBC America DVDs and then he got a job as some sort of presenter in America once the old host retired.
The biggest he ever got in the UK was as an occasional member of a panel quiz show. He is a non-entity here.
just done an absolutely heinous shit at the gf's place
Absolutely reeks
Going to leave the bathroom fan on and hope it clears the smell before anyone else goes in there
doing a ban evasion
Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
>>60742119
zizek talks about that all the time
Poleaboos home general is now /mtfg/ followed by /polska/
fuck all of you
>>60742099
But there isn't. Pledging allegiance to ISIS doesn't mean he was directed by them.
>>60742079
cornwall
Why do I have a sudden urge to fuck a sweaty girl. Like, just after a workout or something?
>mfw I want to put a girls sweaty feet in my face while I shag her
>>60742100
been shot recently
>>60742119
To be fair, it's about time someone came in and put Africa's abundance of resources to use instead of just sitting on it in mud huts
>>60741281
this 2bh
>>60742119
The chinks do talk a lot of sense though.
>>60742212
dont care
Don't respond to him
>ireland actually thinking they can win this game
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465833706544.webm
>>60742160
Dirty fucking Manc. Come down to Sheffield and I will lay you out.
You better tell your mum you love her because there is every chance you're not going home.
>that green/yellow divide in the stadium
kek
>>60740446
Made this for you.
but as I am aware in Hong Kong you can literally buy far better drugs OTC
another one added to the filter list
>>60742160
Where in Manchester?
Lads, why are negroes always such massive weebs? What's the connection?
link to footy stream please lads?
hope ireland rape sweden
>>60742212
This is becoming overwhelming desu. Like an obsession.
>>60742254
ha ha yeah
>>60742307
forgot pic.
Anyone want to extract codeine give this a ready.
>>60742254
They should change their name to Irateland
Ah yes, the posh English gentleman calling the game with the drunk, unintelligible Irishman doing the tactics, very impressive
>tfw you're trying to trigger a manic episode for some reason
>>60742099
Obama really is a snake.
respond to me
>>60742352
>>60742307
this makes chlorine gas don't do it
>>60742332
Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow
>>60742271
Fucking poof acting hard on the internet. I know you'll try and leg it when you see the size of me - if you get that far.
Told you to name a time. Stop fucking stalling.
>new PT at my gym
>gorgeous as fuck
>an arse like you've never seen before
>eye fucking me while I was working out
>dirty bitch
>mfw I bottle it and didn't speak to her
Tomorrow.
>live in manchester
>theres a bunch of anons starting a fight club here
might take my boipucci over there when it happens
>>60742329
Wythenshawe
>>60742242
This guy is a bigger jew than the merchants.
>>60742369
Damn...
The endless eb and flow of memes leaves us on a shore that is unique for only a moment before being again awahed in the great drink of collective memory.
Might move to Denmark for a year desu lads.
What do you all think of that?
t. non-weeb doing some some travelling in Asia
>>60742421
> eb
fucking idiot yank
>>60742376
Meet me at The Red lion at 5pm tomorrow afternoon.
You think you're a big hard man, wait until you see me.
>>60742426
i'll come
>>60742399
Winner gets to ravage it
>>60742415
>Wythenshawe
Come to Disbury and I'll do you in. Just get on the 101, cunt.
Firing up FO4 lads
>>60742307
thx m8
Not too familiar with what's available, any particular drugs you can name?
I'm mostly interested in recreationals, nootropics, that sort of thing.
Only been able to find Piracetam OTC that's it.
>this audio clipping on ITV HD
>what did you do growing up dad?
>I sat on the computer on an image board forum
You guys should spend more time on your own happiness. I hope you won’t spend so much time hating other people, and instead spend your precious time thinking happy thoughts, even if just for a short while.
le monke
>>60742491
FONT
>>60742399
How many fucking Mancs are in the thread? That makes at least 3.
>>60742491
Precious thoughts are gifts for precious actions.
>>60742450
You're on pal, cannot wait to see the light fade from your pikey eyes
>>60742460
You too
Really makes you think
>>60742466
On PS4?
I'm nooooot oookay
>>60742516
I take offence to that, please take it back.
wew lads, i just found out I share the same great-great-great-great-great-great-great parents with emma watson
>>60742450
>The most common pub name in the UK
I knew you would bottle it, cunt.
>>60742520
have fun resetting again you twat
>>60742441
>2016
>not being a normie
I'm actually travelling with my gf
>>60742535
>The people that warned me about the people coming to kill me are to blame for the people that killed me
>school trip to england
>stay with guest families
>look outside window
>3 kids, 2 boys and a girl around age 12 (most likely siblings) touching and kissing eachother, touching girls "boobs" and vagina, boy is literally fingering her
>go downstairs for dinner
>receive pizza and fries COMBINED
>the dad's friends come over
>fucking football pub lads being loud and drinking
stop this
>>60742535
If only both wings could unite in flight. Maybe some day a vigorous wind will lift the dove of freedom eternally.
>>60742456
okay fine, i'm going to rob one of my sisters skirts to wear
>>60742526
I'm being serious. See you tomorrow.
What do you look like so I know who to hit??
>>60742552
>muh heritage
>>60742466
I have heard that 4 is the worst of the modern Fallouts, even worse than 3 is that true? Do you think mods can save it?
I'm waiting for all the DLCs to come out before I bother with it.
>>60742582
FONT
>>60742491
Hating people is what brings me happiness. Its why I come to 4chan.
>>60742586
>school trip to Belgium
>get blown up and die
>>60742229
literally this
>>60742610
I pirated it and didn't even have the motivation to finish the shit game.
>>60742535
These freaks simply will not stop.
Was wanking and my dad called me
I finished wanking then answered the phone
>>60742468
I'm not sure sorry I have been looking at what otc drugs are available there but can't find anything maybe if you can link me to some pharmacy websites from hong kong I'll have a look.
You can buy phenibut that is legal there I think and you can order that online. It's not a research chemical it's a chemical Russian astronauts are given to calm them down and give them euphoria in space so that they don't go insane whilst still not clouding their judgement it's safe
actually you can buy morphine and codeine cough syrup there
>>60742592
6'4, I'll wear my red England shirt and handwraps
>>60742588
Good girl x
https://www.buzzfeed.com/assmamaad/14-drawings-in-tribute-to-victims-of-orlando-shooting?utm_term=.dw61PoLBW#.ftOB0qobL
This will get the terrorist quaking in fear. Love always beats bullets and bombs
that yellow really stands out
>>60742723
>buzzfeed
>>60741346
Lizy
Lizard
Coincendence?
>>60742715
I'm also 6'4 and I'll wear my Sheff Utd shirt.
Mate, you're FUCKED!
Does anybody else love those """news stories""" about someone finding a dead animal or whatever in some food? My favourite part is the disappointed customer looking blankly into the camera next to the offending product. Honestly considering making an album full of said pictures.
>>60742763
German
Germ
Coinky dink?
>>60742685
A shame. Everyone here clearly liked NV from the amount of times we have spoken about it.
fallowfield is so shite lads. Can't wait to leave this city back to yorkshires green and pleasant fields.
Good greek food tho
These papers burn like shit.
>>60742769
Book a dentist appointment lad, you'll need dentures after I knock every inbred yellow tooth out of your ugly fucking gob
>>60742782
send me some x
>>60742809
>tho
Fuck off yank.
Was seeing yellow dots randomly in my vision the other day after sniffing some coke
Should probably stop doing it tbqh
>>60742838
tha wat? since when is tho a yankism
*draws katana*
>>60742828
Do you want Ireland to win? or for Ibra to LEGEND all over their faces?
>>60742790
bethesda didn't make new vegas tbf
So Brexit is about the UK declaring its independence from the EU over lack of representation, no?
>>60742838
You bloody idiot. You goddamn, stinking, incompetent STUPID STUPID STUPID BASTARD!
>>60741906
>holding up The Republic
man Plato would want the lot of them thrown off a cliff
>>60742833
there'll be three hits in dis fite m8... me hittin u... u hittin t floor... and the ambulance hittin fockun 90 on the way to the haspital!
cocoa this morning was too hot and i think i am starting to hear things
>>60742905
u saying what u son of bastard bitch?
>>60742903
fuck off yank
>>60742828
size of them fingers
fat cunt
>>60742610
Honestly its not that bad, people just had a huge reaction against it when it came out
its much better than 3 in every way, and better than Vegas gameplay wise (since that suffered from a short development and 3's engine)
>>60742897
Yeah I want Ireland to win. Sweden is full of sissy faggots.
just shaved lads
inb4 FONT
>>60742863
>>60742905
Fuck off back to Orlando, you yank benders.
Ireland are so unfit they look like a fucking pub team lmao
>>60742828
Nice skin
>>60742950
>I want Ireland to win
Paddy.
>>60742948
>its much better than 3
Umm, no?
Ireland are so unfit they look like a fucking pub team lmao
>>60742990
The Irish have a certain look
>>60742901
Well that explains that. What are the company that made NV working on? They should have made FO4.
>>60742958
We will overcome
>>60742933
Nope.
>>60742970
Thanks. My job has a lot of manual aspects to it so I don't know why they stay so soft and smooth.
>>60742981
This 2 bh
how can you english have a superiority complex when your team is ALL ngigers
Ireland are so unfit they look like a fucking pub team lmao
>>60742959
>>60741968
nothing
they will never ever change how they feel even if their friends get killed.
Marxism is all about enforcing lies upon yourself until you can repeat them and ignore the truth forever
>>60742905
what is this referencing? it's too familiar, is it a chris moris thing?
>>60743002
dunno but they did that south park RPG and pillars of eternity last year
>>60741276
le monke is a goddess
>>60743042
No, I was just very angry.
viva la brexit
>>60742903
Maybe
>>60743022
t. Machine operator
>>60743040
Sending them love should do the trick.
That's how we beat the nazis innit
>"Christians made a Muslim shoot up a gay bar"
>"Guns made a Muslim shoot up a gay bar"
>"Donald Trump made a Muslim shoot up a gay bar"
>"White America made a Muslim shoot up a gay bar"
-lefty "logic"
>>60742212
>tfw doing rows in the gym while some qt in a backless outfit and tight leggings does stretches in front
>get a good glimpse of her sweaty cameltoe
always scared there will be a snake in my toiilet bowl while i poo
so i imagine i am fighting the snake with poo and it is choking on it
the goyim are waking up
>>60743076
....how did you know.
>>60743005
Is it true that there are a lot f British people in Florida? I saw a yank moaning about it once.
>>60743124
In not even from Florida, so I have no clue
>>60743114
OY VEY!
>>60742985
it is by a long shot
fallout 3 was pretty lame and pissed me off to no end how dead it was
>>60741968
It's stupid. Anyone who tries to force their religion (Or lack of religion) on anyone else needs shooting, but if a muslim is going about their day and not fucking with anyone else why should I hate them?
If every muslim wanted us dead we'd be fucked lad, there's over a billion of them.
*puts 33,000 emails into the recycle bin*
ah yes, nobody will find them now
>>60743124
I can confirm that yes, I am also not from Florida, so I have no clue either
>>60743072
Who is that paki bitch? I have seen her before.
>>60743078
I hate how passive and complacent society has become.
its nothing but domestication.
@60743163
@60743170
/BRIT/ IS NOT FOR DISCUSSION OF AMERICAN CULTURE
FOY
>>60743072
link to video
How many unread emails in your inbox, lads?
2,511 here
>>60743089
I hope Carl kills himself. I know he is aware of all the memeing of him and it triggers him how he is mass ridiculed.
>>60743159
...you really don't know history do you? Prior to the Industrial Age, Islam was at a constant war with Europe and the rest of Asia.
Europe surged ahead and the rest of the world just couldn't compete with Europe military wise. Now you're on the same playing field as them
My house lads
>>60743153
pleb
Symphony of the Night is the best videogame ever
>>60743078
Being a leftist is not the same thing as being a hippie.
Violence is acceptable.
>>60743242
racist
>>60743002
Bethesda always makes the Engine and Obsidian makes the superior story and gameplay.
>>60743159
And there's over a billion whites with superior knowledge, resources and firepower, what is your point? Cuck.
>>60743242
*eggs it*
*leaves a flaming bag of dog turds on your doorstep*
*rings the doorbell and runs away*
New poll for you lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10474982
http://www.strawpoll.me/10474982
>>60743275
Did somebody say racist? That's it I'm phoning the old bill
>>60743159
Them existing is something to be concerned about.
>>60743237
Ah yes, like how the Ottoman Empire was constantly at war with every Christian nation eternally until the industrial age!
Wait, they were buddies with France in the 1500s? But I thought they hated Europe?
Top banter
>>60743251
>defending Fallout 3
you're the pleb here, it was rubbish
considering the buggy mess that was Vegas managed to still be better ranks pretty poorly against it.
the only issue I had with Fallout 4 was the voice actor/dialog wheel
honestly now that survival mode is legit now I'm having much more fun with it. and the base building is surprisingly fun even though I wanted nothing to do with it at first.
>>60743237
Lefties are very lacking when it comes to history.
>>60743237
Europe was always ahead of the rest of the world
3 englanders were banned from france because they were beating up russians
lol
>>60743329
> In the 1500s
I should've said from the 1500s right up until Napoleon, oops.
>>60743190
>>60743210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtA21eiSmT8 [Open]
>>60743296
Cromwell tank tbqh
>>60743361
Banter
>>60743378
Forgot that one sorry mate.
>>60743096
FONT
>>60743213
5410
>>60743353
I'm not very lacking when it comes to ur mum
Know whats funny is I've owned guns for years and I've never shot up a gay bar.
You'd think they would have turned me into radical hate filled mass murdering machine would have completed by now, maybe I'm just broken.
>>60743279
desu it was better because it felt like the proper translation of the original games into 3D compared to FO3 which felt like a different game.
>>60743262
No but being a lefty is the same as being a SJW.
>>60743412
those shoes are really good
>>60743413
didnt know there was fallout games before 3 desu
>>60743412
I hear my gun whispering things to me at night sometimes
The op pic is invasion of privacy i want it removed
>>60743329
Austria and Poland aren't European anymore? The Balkans?
>Wherever the Mohammedans have had complete sway, wherever the Christians have been unable to resist them by the sword, Christianity has ultimately disappeared. From the hammer of Charles Martel to the sword of Jan Sobieski, Christianity owed its safety in Europe to the fact that it was able to show that it could and would fight as well as the Mohammedan aggressor...Christianity is not the creed of Asia and Africa at this moment solely because the seventh century Christians of Asia and Africa had trained themselves not to fight, whereas the Moslems were trained to fight. Christianity was saved in Europe solely because the peoples of Europe fought. If the peoples of Europe in the 7th and 8th centuries, and on up to and including the 17th century, had not possessed a military equality with, and gradually a growing superiority over the Mohammedans who invaded Europe, Europe would at this moment be Mohammedan and the Christian religion would be exterminated."
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the USA
>>60743412
You haven't converted to Islam yet, that's your problem.
>>60743436
Fallout 1 and 2 are both great classic RPGs but very different from the 3D ones
1 has a better story but its pretty short, 2 has more content and in general is way bigger
>>60743481
delete this post
>>60743374
>I-I speak out my worries about the issy lamics and I got a def threat, innit
>STOP BENNIN A RACCIS AN A BIGET INIT
>CROWD FIBBLES THEIR PHALANGES WHILST YELIN'
>r-rather than lisen to me init, ya just shout that im a raciss-
>CAUSE YE ARE YA SILLY KENT
>CROWD BURTS INTO THUNDEROUS YELLIE WELLIES
1. The guy is a cuck
2. the host is a bigot
3.Islam is not a race. Innit.
>>60743374
Who is this aids riddled nigger in the thumbnail? Look at his cheeks, he clearly has aids.
>>60743479
baited
>>60743427
Not my shoes, I took the picture
>>60743437
>*whispers*
>"Eliminate the jews, Charlie. They must be destroyed. Sacrifice yourself for the greater good of the white race."
>>60743463
> Prior to the Industrial Age, Islam was at a constant war with Europe and the rest of Asia
So France isn't part of Europe?
>>60743412
Know whats funny is I've been a Muslim for years and I've never shot up a gay bar.
You'd think it would have turned me into a radical hate filled mass murdering machine, maybe I'm just broken.
Seriously though, consider this: nobody has ever committed a mass shooting without also being a gun owner. Plenty of people have committed mass murder without being a religious extremist. This is simple logic, and we should take away your guns and everybody else's to prevent tragedies from happening. Sorry.
>>60743475
You deserve to be range banned desu
>>60743501
meth/anorexia/good facial genetics
We should forcefully incorporate Australia into the UK 2bqh
>>60743409
That's about as much as I expected from a lefty.
>>60743495
>demand
spastic
>>60743500
The BBC hand picks the audience to ensure a certain agenda gets pushed.
Saw that poster in the African general yesterday and I don't talk to blacks, sorry.
Especially not a black muslim from Bodymore, nah no thanks fuck off to your own country.
>>60743651
I'm an Asian Muslim if it makes a difference. Richmond has more Muslims than Baltimore tho dude you should move if you don't like us so much - no. Va. is a Paki haven compared to where I'm at. Kinda jelly 2bh
>>60743124
Hope not, fucking hate you guys, get out if so
>>60743766
My cousin who lives in the UK is studying abroad in Florida right now. Be afraid!
>>60743555
>>60743555
>>60743555
Real thread
>>60743374
okay now im a bit upset
>>60743797
I'm at work! No boobs please!
>>60743810
I like Akala he is smort
>>60741339
same
