>Be American
>Get shot
>Paramedics arrive
>Ask for help
>"Please wait while we pledge allegiance to the flag"
>Recite pledge
>Pull out my Discover™ card
>"Sorry, we don't take Discover™"
>Pull out my Visa™
>Nowhere to swipe
>"Do you have the chip?"
>"Oh yeah"
>Stick my card in the slot and pull it out
>"Sir, you're supposed to leave the card in"
>Do it again
>"Will this be credit or debit?"
>"Debit"
>Barely able to type my pin
>Machine asks me if I would like to tip
>Tip 15% of my medical bill
>Paramedics clap
>"Would you like a receipt sir?"
>Bleed out
>My will surrenders half my estate to my Wife's son; Tyrone Jimmerson and my Bull; Jamal DeMarcus
Canada is Americam bitch hahah you aren't much better
>>60725996
proofs or proxy faggot
>>60725996
>country with the biggest population
>rare flag
>>60725969
pls stop making us look bad
t. Your country
so glad i live in Canada where this doesn't happen alhamdullilah
>>60726015
How shall I prove it?
>>60726088
time stamp with the dog meat in your fridge
>>60726095
I don't eat dog meat
>>60726115
Loaf of bread on a Chinese news paper
Wait why don't you eat dog?
whats going on in here
>>60726135
No newspaper, but a receipt from shopping yesterday
>>60726202
>Be chinnese
>Spend 2 years salary on loaf of bread
>>60726202
It's real! What's China like?
>>60726219
>Be Canadian
>Spend whole country on Trudeau
>>60726219
More like
>be British
>Go to China for two weeks of study
>>60726231
Pretty good
I'm in Beijing. Only been here for 3 days. Food is insanely cheap. We went out for lunch yesterday and it came to ¥37 each.
When I arrived the sky was super clear, but the pollution has rolled in. Apparently it isn't even that bad compared to when it's "bad"
>>60725969
1/8 kek
But our medical system is fucked
Yes, the legends are all a lie. Our streets are not paved with gold. We don't have your oil because we didn't steal it - that's our companies for you. We don't get any of the money that America is famous for.
Nobody gives us anything for just being American. Well, we get terrorist attacks for free.
>>60725969
jesus the payment part is too fucking accurate
why did we even try to implement the fucking chip, its so much more tedious than simply swiping
>>60728161
sorry
