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>>60703537
rare pepe edition
Dick sucker
>>60712136
lol long finger
guys do you know where I could buy lots of tinfoil
>>60711769
I'm assuming this was taken from some twitter but I'll bite.
What is your proposed solution? Don't tell me it's to ban all firearms, because it's not nearly that simple. In-fact, attempting to do that would be the quickest route to civil strife. This isn't Germany or pre-Vietnam. Americans distrust their own government more than ever.
UNA PUTA HOJA.
shameful that burger politicians will use a tragedy like this to advance their political interests
>>60712136
Good for the birds that.
>>60712259
the supermarket? fuck i dont know
>>60712304
What birds?
Where are my Mexicans?
>>60712274
E3 is so embarrasing
>>60712379
here, witha different flag
Fap too much and now my willyjohnson hurt LIKE HELL
>>60712322
You know ;)
>>60712445
i used to know that feel
then i got a gf haha
tight
blonde
american
pussy
>>60712515
her pussy is looser than trudeau's asshole m8
>>60712515
WHEW
>>60712515
>tight
>blond
pick one.
>>60712515
i thought she was canadian for the longest time
>>60712556
That's gross and untrue. Leave.
>>60712832
i used to be a swiftie
but then she turned full on whore and now i hate her
first album is still based tho
>>60712515
>>60712832
Ugly cunt
>>60712910
this
>>60712910
t. chang
r8 my photoshop
>>60712967
Only changs would find that attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pehiEqKKJ_4
>>60712991
>on a computer
>take a picture and post with your phone
quintessential phoneposter post
>>60712991
has been done before
I like this
>quintessential (insert something) poster
meme
>>60713017
Taylor Swift is the white man test, if you don't want to fuck her you are a verified shit and or piss skin of some variety.
Sorry, Chow Bing. I see through your ruse.
fucking EA conference was so short I didnt even finish one brewski
haha
>>60713140
She's so average only a chang or Jamal who are so deprived of white women and go full on "ooga booga where tha white wimmins at" would find that appealing.
>>60712413
Of course it's shit, what even motivated you to look into it
>>60713172
>not watching the bf1 stream with random celebs who dont know computer buttons play
also it looks meh
>>60713222
Literal madman
>post cute white women
>make angsty immigrants upset
Never fails. The Elliot Rodger syndrome is palpable.
>>60712991
>>60713222
Posting an iphone photo of your computer screen? Are you fucking retarded or what?
>>60712136
>tfw you scrolled all the way down
>>60713352
>Chang obsessive over an average run of the mill celebrity with a shit body and no talent
>We're suppose to be impressed
>implying I give (You)s to verified boat people
nice try m8
Here's your non (You) too, Zhang hei
tfw no qt bf
I've already cummed 6 times to Liru.
How about you, /cum/?
> Not yet, famalama. This isn't as easy as I thought, a part of me doesn't want to do it yet either because I care about her. It she was some slut I would've done it already.
Do you have your own place? Or do you live with your parents/roomates? I assume she lives with her parents.
>i masturbate to chinese cartoons
>>60712379
You own Mexicans? I thought that was illegal.
Where can I get some?
>>60714084
sorry m8 but Liru is objectively way more attractive than the average 3DPD grill
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
FOUR
FOUR MAPS
>>60714392
looks like a man honestly
reminds me of that one old bald actor guy, can't really place a name in my head
fucking uncanny and weird, especially when it's acting cute and shit
bleh
>>60714392
Where the sexy MILF Asari @
>>60714392
Asari look like whatever you desire. I guess the protagonist desires a tranny.
>its another "/v/ is trying to force a kojima """ruse cruise""" where there isn't any and there hasn't been one for the past decade" episode again
getting real tired of this shit
>>60714581
B-But this time its real! check out this twitter from someguy who worked on background music in the game!
>>60714581
mgs fanbase is fucking cancer tbqh
>>60714084
THIS
Life is going downhill desu
I miss when things were fun
>THIS
I didn't even know E3 is going on right now. I'm getting old.
>>60714806
>doesnt have E3 marked on his calendar every year
>doesnt visit /v/ around june
>>60714804
REMINDER: autistic people are the MASTER RACE
>>60714861
I haven't spent much time on /v/. It's always been a cesspit.
>>60714804
>>60714865
Do you guys actually have autism? What's that like?
>>60714947
thats why I said "in June"
hahahahahahaha
Titan Fall 2 looks kinda neat. I hope Respawn does well considering how hard Activision fucked them.
>>60715088
WHAT
>todd howard is all we have left to save todays E3
>try to play Doom 3
>click play
>"please login with administrator priveleges to continue"
>I'm admin
>run with admin privileges
>nothing happens
I just want to play Doom :((((((((
Have you ever noticed the extra bit of cum you get out after cumming a little bit again and squeezing it out is even whiter?
>>60715324
What could the Toddler do that would make E3 not shit?
>>60715335
why would you play Doom3 when every other game in the series is better?
>>60715324
Elder Scroll VI: Detroit
>What I do to every American that gives me (You)'s
>>60715311
i liked it, single player looks good and full of potential and multiplayer seems like more of the same in a good way
im not too hot on it still being only available on origin though
>>60712515
>date with blonde qt tomorrow
wish me luck lads
>>60715359
calling it now:
-Ultra Skyrim HD Remastered: turbo II: the world warrior
-Wolfenstein TNO 2
-more Fallout 4 DLC
-quake V?
>playing video games in 2016
cmon guys... i thought you all were better than that
>>60715385
haha oh woah thats me t-b-h
>>60715385
fite me
>>60715389
>only available on origin though
I don't understand why EA thinks they need a special snowflake client.
>>60715489
>assfaggots
>>60715359
new elder scrolls featuring a new engine
severely doubt it, maybe next year, but hopefully a teaser this year
as for the rest of bethesda: dishonored 2 and wollfenstein 2
>>60715528
not my fault im good at this game
>>60715359
pic related senpai
>>60715555
I really, really like these digits
>>60715525
because they see steams success and want a piece of the gravy train
>>60715672
Wood elf genocide when?
>>60715672
PLEASEE happen
>new headphones supposed to come in the mail today "by 8pm"
>went downstairs at around 3 and it wasn't here
Should I go downstairs again? It's nearly 7. I don't want to look stupid in front of the front desk lady. I hate USPS for not updating the delivery status until like midnight.
Deus vult when?
>>60715672
Elves are good for nothing but raping and genociding
>>60715716
>>60715802
elves were meant for passionate loving
>>60715672
except valenwood looks like skyrim and actually it always was supposed to look like skyrim don't have a cow
>>60714084
>he doesn't
>>60712136
I have rarer pepes, so rare you can't even imagine how pepelicious they are, and I will never share them, they're mine. YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY PRECIOUS PEPES !
Elves will stab you in the back before you even have time to think
never trust an elf
>>60715802
Very rude post
What about half elves
>>60715948
half rape and half genocide
>>60715343
I don't look at my cum but I do know that each squirt is different and specialized, for instance the first focuses on fucking up cum that is already there, the second on actually inseminating the egg and the third and fourth on defending from future/other guy's cum.
So that might have something to do with it.
>>60715884
sharing is caring
Who /don't care about e3 since you would always be disappointed in vidya/ here?
>>60715889
I'll delet my knife right into her whore belly.
>>60716132
I don't even own a current gen machine but I still watch to see how far things have cum.
>>60715889
Literally made for rape
>>60715948
Half elves are why you rape them.
>>60716136
> knife
> not penis
>>60716132
I only wanna see more For honor tbqhwyf
>What I do to every Canadian that gives me (You)'s
>what happens to people that give me (You)'s
>Microsoft conference at 9:30 in the morning tomorrow
god dammit
>bethesda 3 hours away
what the fuck am i supposed to do till then
why 5 hours of downtime
>>60716596
Shorks-Pongs in an hour. in San Jose
>>60716596
Jerk it too granny porn for 3 hours as an endurance trial that way even if the Bethesda conference is shit, it will be way better than what you were doing and seem like a treat.
>>60716659
>furpuck
Really worried now about our muslims. Usually well integrated but if they start turning... We have a lot..
>>60716787
It's okay, you all have guns anyways
>>60716787
>not wanting open season on mudslimes
shiggy
>>60716787
well what your saying is pretty problematic, so...
this thread is bad and you should feel bad. yall need some more /lat/-posting.
>>60716889
please enrich us then. Invite your friends
>>60716659
Pongs win the staney tonight. Pittsburgh is just cursed to not win at home
any music like fetty wap and future for listening to while on benzo/codeine
Like my taco?
>>60717026
Looks like one o them chimichangas
just clocked in day 1000 of nofap
look out double x chromosomes
>>60716985
s/o to my boi thugger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
>>60717072
I like it.
What are best mixtapes and stuff to get.
Also anymore like this
why the fuck do you close the bathroom door after you use it?
I've been waiting 5 minutes because I thought it was occupied
GODDAMMIT
>What I do to any Brit that (You)'s me
What are you doing for solidarity with the LGBT community
>>60717246
Not murdering them.
>>60717246
angrily defending islam
Minnesota
>>60717246
For realz though I've been enjoying watching moderates tear apart then nu-left and their defense of Islam.
>>60717158
I haven't listened to a lot of his stuff but I've enjoyed all the Slime Season's and Barter 6 desu
>>60717158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kewgfQQAu7w
I invite /cum/ to a potluck.
What do you bring?
>>60717336
shit son forgot about ASAP
Keep it all coming
>>60717246
Bongs are throwing a tantrum on live TV apparently
https://youtu.be/TEgd9q8ugs4?t=7m44s
>>60717374
Poutine, freshly made by me mum
>>60717303
I hope Dawkins says something about it. Always funny to see muslims chimp out on him for being "racist" even though it's blatantly clear his standing is anti-religion.
It's all part of this tolerance meme. The irony I find in the nuleft sjw "we must accept islam!" crowd is that they probably for the most part hate christianity because of it's laws against gays. It's just pure irony
>>60717391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWeHlumkb0Y
>>60717374
the gift of my presence :)
>>60717374
PASTA SALAD!
>>60717465
*eats you*
>>60717432
sweet i'll bring the ketchup for the outine
>>60717493
triggered
>>60717374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>60717374
enchiladas, khachapuri, and horchata
>>60717537
>mfw i see /ck/ memes on other boards
>>60717374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9og8QnYsszU
Paw Paws blueberry wine
>>60717453
It's really sad we live in a world where people choose their feelings over the truth.
>>60717621
Wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziKWov02HQg
>>60717621
wtf I love rednecks now
How can we stop ketchup?
>>60717905
kill ketchup
mustard is better
>>60717905
Kill all Canadians
>>60717818
Honestly ketchup is good with everything
Do people from california actually store their ketchup in the fridge?
>>60718148
yes
whatchya gonna do about it
Comfy trucking
>>60718148
do you not? are you all barbarians?
>>60716585
>Microsoft
erghhhhh. sorry.
>>60718148
I store your mothers cunt in my fridge
>not putting ketchup in the fridge
Ketchup is best served chilled and viscous. Who wants that warm, watery as fuck ketchup that has been in the cupboard all day in the summer heat? Not me. 3rd world tier.
>he doesn't like mayo or relish on his burger
>>60718335
relish & ketchup is a god tier combination. Figured it out in like 4th grade and it made every cafeteria burger magically better
but
>Mayo
I'm sorry Lord, but I will be drinking on your day.
>>60718148
Do flyovers not have sugar ants?
Hi my friends
>>60718384
Nigga are you black or something
>>60718421
mayo is disgusting
somehow manages to be even WORSE than sour cream
>I don't like mayo
1. ketchup
2. mustard
3. mayo
4. relish
9000000000000000000005. any hot sauce
900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000006. worcestershire sauce
>>60718447
>not liking mayo or sour cream
Literally what
>>60718409
Are you that disgusting foot fiend?
Welcome back.
>>60718487
who the fuck puts Wor. sauce on a burger
The world is becoming too predictable, does this mean my time here is almost over?
>>60718335
Relish is for fucking faggots that should be put in ovens
>>60718447
>hating on sour cream
>>60718487
Can't handle spicy?
>>60718515
Whaaat
No
>he doesnt walk barefoot
>>60718524
Some people put it into the ground beef before grilling. They've even marketed it as the burger booster. Honestly, it's not bad but imo once you integrate ingredients into the beef it's no longer a burger.
>>60718552
correct. also, why does everyone's food need to be spicy? I know people who literally put hot sauce on everything they fucking eat
>>60718447
don't you fucking dare say anything bad about my sour cream you mongrel
Best burger I've had was in scotland. Highland beef with haggis on top covered in scotch whiskey sauce
>>60718618
>>60718551
a shit
>>60718619
that sounds really expensive, but tasty
>>60718554
You sure?
Had some nice brats the other day at a bar near my house, good stuff.
>>60718627
yea
you a shit
>>60712289
>shameful that burger politicians will use a tragedy like this to advance their political interests
this cant be real..
>>60718447
I don't know how it's possible for a person to have such terrible taste in absolutely everything.
>>60718619
>with haggis on top
You're a fucking gross person
>>60718643
No sorry :(
>>60718690
m8 that's fucked up
>>60718690
DELET THIS
>I don't like mayo and sour cream
non-white detector just short circuited
>>60718748
I'm literally the whitest person on the planet and sour cream is fucking gross.
Mayo is only acceptable in tuna and steak and cheese.
Spicy mayo is god tier. Regular mayo is average. I will slay anyone who dares disagree
>the verge is throwing a shitfit about guns in videogames after the gay shit that happened in orlando
i dont know what i expected
>be american
>get shot
>>60718748
>Sour cream
The most Jewish of condiments
>>60718770
You should try Mexican style sour cream. Not really sour. Pretty sure the browns don't call it sour cream.
Guys I feel depression overtaking me again how do I stop it
All I can think about is the embrace of death
>>60718784
What's the verge?
>>60713882
>I've already cummed 6 times to Liru.
w-what is this??
>>60718819
Yeah ok Jagpal.
>>60718690
>That accelerated breathing
>That struggling
>That screaming
>>60718819
t. chang
>>60717246
i don't support them though
today was a win/win for me
>>60718770
>>60718783
>>60718819
literal non-whites spotted
>>60718920
you're literally a pacific islander
Entertain me please
Pls
>>60718956
my life
>>60715489
1/11/, 59 cs at 20 minutes
Am*ericans..
>>60718856
>>60718863
>>60718920
>O-oy vey goyim, eat sour cream. It's what whites eat.
Not fooling anyone SCIDF
>still 2 hours to go
who fucking scheduled this
>>60718948
>you're not white so that makes me white
>>60718690
no blood?
>>60718983
I'm Okay with this. Blue sucks balls in comparison.
>>60718989
Wouldn't that mean that the EU is actually a hostile take over instead of a peaceful coming together of nations?
Think the EU would lose a whole lot of backing if somebody willingly leaving caused them to declare war on them.
>>60718989
Did he really say this?
>>60719005
In western society we have a saying that goes "It takes one to know one"
You aren't white, you wouldn't know white if it hit you on the dick
>>60719010
If I sexually identify as a fan, do you think this could happen to me fellas?
>>60719070
pottery
>>60719116
you delet this right now
post music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzQ0ZXI5ko
>>60718983
>New England gets to be independent
The greatest of all timelines
>>60719116
>No Minnesota
You fucked up.
>>60719070
I don't know what this webm is but it has a star wars meme name.
>>60719070
why did this make me laugh so hard? am I autistic?
>>60719070
real talk that black guys doing a fantastic job there
>>60719132
This is actually really good
>le minnesota
shut up about minnesota.
I pee on minnesota.
Montana is best.
>>60719161
Oh, proof Vader learned how to defend from high ground.
>>60717246
voting for donald trump
>>60719122
i'm a cuck
>>60719187
Minnesotans are our brethern in captivity. They need liberation.
>>60719132
https://youtu.be/FxnO8SXQmpo
>>60719010
I have a boner from this
>>60718988
Heh
>>60718989
Loooool
>>60719010
Lmao
>>60719070
Haha I have more of these on my pc
>>60719085
Hmmmmm. . .
*falls asleep*
>>60719095
your country doesn't even play cricket, how can you possibly be white?
>>60719122
hahahahahaha straight from the horses mouth. They are cucks.
>Americans can't even go to a nightclub without being shot
America is nuts
>>60717374
/k/ style brownies.
Fisherman's eggs with tuna desu
Has anyone else tried this? It's fucking godly. And it has incredible macros.
Last night, our nation was attacked by a radical Islamic terrorist. It was the worst terrorist attack on our soil since 9/11, and the second of its kind in 6 months. My deepest sympathy and support goes out to the victims, the wounded, and their families.
In his remarks today, President Obama disgracefully refused to even say the words 'Radical Islam'. For that reason alone, he should step down. If Hillary Clinton, after this attack, still cannot say the two words 'Radical Islam' she should get out of this race for the Presidency.
If we do not get tough and smart real fast, we are not going to have a country anymore. Because our leaders are weak, I said this was going to happen – and it is only going to get worse. I am trying to save lives and prevent the next terrorist attack. We can't afford to be politically correct anymore.
The terrorist, Omar Mir Saddique Mateen, is the son of an immigrant from Afghanistan who openly published his support for the Afghanistani Taliban and even tried to run for President of Afghanistan. According to Pew, 99% of people in Afghanistan support oppressive Sharia Law.
>>60719265
Cricket is a sport designed for DESIGNATED brown people
over 50 dead, this actually makes me kind of sick
>be new zealand
>life literally revolves around cricket
>>60719265
>cricket
>a sport predominantly played by pajeets and arabs
>white
>>60719300
>>60719311
literal brown people lmao
>>60719299
We admit more than 100,000 lifetime migrants from the Middle East each year. Since 9/11, hundreds of migrants and their children have been implicated in terrorism in the United States.
Hillary Clinton wants to dramatically increase admissions from the Middle East, bringing in many hundreds of thousands during a first term – and we will have no way to screen them, pay for them, or prevent the second generation from radicalizing.
We need to protect all Americans, of all backgrounds and all beliefs, from Radical Islamic Terrorism - which has no place in an open and tolerant society. Radical Islam advocates hate for women, gays, Jews, Christians and all Americans. I am going to be a President for all Americans, and I am going to protect and defend all Americans. We are going to make America safe again and great again for everyone.
- Donald J. Trump
>>60719267
Why did you make this post
Why did you come to our thread just to blog, did you want a specific response or something?
Anyway, here's a (you) I hope that's enough
>>60719296
looks fucking gross honestly
>>60719308
i'm more worried for the clean up crew
hope they exercise proper sanitation and safety, lots of diseased blood around
>>60719333
Growing up I lived next to an aussie kid who tried to teach me and my best friend how to play cricket
We showed him a game called "throw rocks at the kid who talks funny"
Then his dad had a seizure and choked to death on his tongue and he moved away and I felt bad
How can one guy kill 50 people
Did he never have to reload
>>60719346
>>60719367
Its tuna with eggs on it, don't knock it til you try it.
I know how gross it looks
>>60719370
>throwing rocks at people
the height of american banter
>>60719379
queers can't fight, they just shriek and flail their limbs around like little girls.
>>60719368
Really, an AIDS joke?
>>60719379
Every heard of shock and awe?
>>60719338
I just don't understand how this shit always happens in America
feels like every other week there's a mass shooting
>>60719406
it's not a joke
there is a reason they aren't allowed to donate blood
>>60719400
>throwing balls at sticks
the height of new zealand entertainment
>>60719400
It was an actual game we played desu
>>60719379
well some fag escaped out a back door, instead of going in one, and held it closed while other fags were trying to get out
>>60719406
whats wrong with AIDS
Americans literally GUZZLE cum.
>>60719430
neither am I, but that's because nobody wants my filthy BSE pom blood
>>60719467
I read that too
wtf man.. he should be arrested for manslaughter imo
>>60719429
Probably because America is bigger than you perceive it to be and you consume a disproportionate amount of media coming from America.
Also we are a much younger and less regulated country than what you will find in most western countries.
Either way I still don't understand why you're posting this here. Yes people died, it's a tragedy. But if Irishmen started blowing up brits do you think we would come to go /brit/ and scold them for it?
>>60719430
Clean up crews will be in full hazmat for this. They'll be fine. The worst thing I read was the cops getting mentally fucked by all the cell phones of dead people ringing while they were on the scene.
>>60719467
>"it was just banter"
>>60719534
>including the current decade when it's only just half over
>>60719496
How do you do it figuratively?
>>60719467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gc2QRdcSGI
>>60719534
It's almost like gun violence has something to do with economic stability.
>>60719599
You could
>>60714804
you forgot the part where that video is an hour and five minutes long
>>60719379
He had to channel his inner breivik
can we just nuke the middle east already
>>60719609
>banging on the door
>I hope it wasnt anyone trying to escape
>>60719609
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
>>60719609
>Fag bravery
new
>>60719670
>>60719521
>if irishmen started blowing up brits do you think we would come to go /brit/ and scold them for it
yes definitely
do you realise what website you're on?
>>60719534
what's with the spike in the 80s
>>60719627
desu dont think that im that skilled
>>60719679
>what's with the spike in the 80s
The shigs
>>60719679
>yes definitely
Except americans generally don't do this shit on 4chan, it's almost exclusively europeans who make fun of people for mass murders or bombings.
>>60719733
That's because Americans would get BTFO if they tried criticizing another country for mass shootings. Don't you get a good chuckle when you see a Brit talking down to a frog for having so many muslims?
*walks in smoky bar*
*takes a seat the dark back corner*
*rests fedora down on the table*
*lights cigarette wit zippo lighter*
*doll comes over with my glass of whiskey*
*listen to the saxophone player as I contemplate the mystery of who killed /cum/*
Yes, yes. I don't know why I didn't put the puzzle pieces together earlier. It was in front of my face the whole time. It was the
>>60719744
The USA has a higher population than all of those other countries combined by a pretty large margin
>>60719787
>who killed /cum/
it was me
sorry
>>60719783
>That's because Americans would get BTFO if they tried criticizing another country for mass shootings
How so? American's didn't mock europeans in the same way when muslims literally blew their airport out
>>60719787
the baby
>>60719808
it's per 100000 people you mong
>>60719871
You're not going to find 1 person in every 100,000 people who will shoot up a bunch of people. Having a higher population greatly increases the chances of it occurring at all. These people are blatantly statistic anomalies and not an average crime.
>>60718334
>summer heat in UK
>heat in the uk
Relish
Gerkins
diced onions
lettuce
cheese
That's all that should go in a burger. Maybe a hash brawn or onion ring to.
>>60719929
>be american
>get shot
>as you die, shitpost about america's low, low murder rate on a bhutanese spelunking forum
>>60720054
Yes very funny well thought out joke
>>60720095
thanks
>>60720105
Do you ever shitpost and hope that someone thinks you are really Australia and credits you with good shitposting even though you are poo peeland?
>>60720147
>australia and new zealand are different
is this what canadians actually believe? that's like saying canada and america aren't the exact same country
>>60720204
b-but we are...
>>60719599
Vote Clinton
>New Zealand is uniroincally a country
>>60720204
>NZ
Doesnt even come close.
>>60718543
It needs you need to go on a backpacking trip around the world.
