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>british "national" "bird"
theyre qt as fuck
>be Australian
>lose war against own national bird
>>60699501
I thought the roo was the national bird
>>60698835
>Invite themselves in others bird nest
>Sometime let their eggs in others birds nest so other birds will take care of them
The niggers of the birds world.
>>60698835
You put national in quote marks. Why? I mean I understand bird but why national?
>“For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.
>With all this injustice, he is never in good case but like those among men who live by sharping & robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district. He is therefore by no means a proper emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our country…
>t. Ben Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l_PvPsDPEk
Why isn't your national bird this cute?
>>60698835
Scotts have this, looks like the best eagle tbf.
Robins are bro tier birds
I've got one who always comes to visit when im in the garden and I feed him worms
>not liking this floofy qt
>>60698835
>murrican "national" """"""""""""bird""""""""""""
Nah this is our national bird haha x
>>60702173
NSFUSA
>>60702173
>golden """"""""""eagle""""""""""
>>60703021
based brit
>>60703561
woah...
I just posted a fat, sleeping bird with lots of ketchup around his mouth (beak) and head, as a reference to the average murrican...
>>60702137
"Peep peep merry Christmas"
>>60702173
DELETE THIS
>>60698835
HIS NATIONAL BIRD IS NOT A BIG EAGLE, WHAT A LOSER! AHAHA
amerit?
>>60704307
Isn't urs a bottle of vodka
>>60700558
roos are not birds anon
>>60698835
POST A BETTER FUCKING BIRD YOU GREASY YANK TWAT.
ROBIN = GOAT BIRD
Posting some more of our lovely national bird x
Posting worst bird
>>60710212
I like these birds because they aren't afraid of humans I like fighting animals
>>60710315
Yeah but when there is like 100 of them its not so fun and they have awfully large turds for birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
>>60710467
Tru tru, but if it's just one or two I like to antagonize them so when they charge I can kick em right in their dumb canuck face and scream "take that ya goof"
>>60711060
Fucken eh right bud
>>60711182
there's so many in Arizona that they keep attacking old people's grandkids when they visit. Also a ton of old canadians too
>>60711226
I find the best way to handle em is grab by the neck and whip them like you would a whip and they usually die the first time.
The Geese that is not the elderly
>>60711358
Ya but when you kick them over and then step on em they make funny sounds
This will probably end up becoming our national bird.
It's a loon. They are pretty cool I guess
>>60711402
Top kek
>>60711428
pretty bird/10, but can it land on cacti?
>>60711402
Ill remember you anon, next time i get swarmed by geese tryna take a piss in the bush ill make sure kick one over and step on it for you
>>60711568
i was talking about old people but yeah step on birds too
>>60711428
Loons are lame make your bird the long tailed duck they're cool
>>60710179
>Not posting the ones of that lovely arse in countdown.
>national bird of Mauritius is extinct
>>60711920
Fantastic bum
>>60703021
>>60710179
>>60712426
Not posting the funny ones...
>>60716326
>>60716372
BIG
FRENCH
ROOSTER
>>60712426
>>60716326
>>60716372
>>60716830
literally who
>>60712426
She doesn't even have an ass???
>>60716372
What is todgers
this should be britains national bird
>America's national bird is bald
>BALD
HAHAHAHAHA!
Birds are very important.
Every single one of them.
Except Geese, they can fuck off.
>>60718475
>be American
>be bald
>>60718174
>He's never had a cheeky wank to Rachel whilst the grandparents are in the kitchen brewing a cuppa
Why even live at this point mate.
>>60718233
A drink mate
>>60722439
Is he your friend? Is he your only drinking mate?
>>60722460
Todgers on the rocks is beaut mate, you should have a try.
>>60722489
wtf i google todgers and get not just one, but two dick pics.
#gethype
>>60722556
Just be Google having a go at the old bants! Lovely drink mate, you yanks would love it, ask for one next time in your local.
That's a pretty qt bird tbqh senpai
>>60722607
Suck down all the Todgers you can get your hands on at your local pub m8!
>>60721222
>be irish
>have no national bird because you ate even the smallest sparrow during the famine
>His state doesn't have a gun
>>60724720
>his state has nogunz
O...oh...
>>60710467
>tfw do maintenance for a park
>always have to clean their shit
>shit everywhere, basically mini dog shits
>they hiss at me and threaten me the entire time
I hate them
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