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fuck the eu edition
korean pop
karen
more like korean poop
PLOOP!
>E3
oh hello there, nerd!!!!!!!!!!
>>60693694
once went on a date with a girl who asked me to order her a gin and tonic
girls who drink cider tend to be top class
nothing better than being on your knees, opening your mouth and sticking your tongue out in anticipation of a huge load of cum
>first page of lolita is fantastic prose imo
>>60693676
Makes me laugh that these aren't shoops anymore and are his legitimate work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI
>>60693751
bit gay that
cara lad
I get worried about you
I'd like to visit NZ one day.
Karen supports brexit, do you??
I'd have a Korean GF if she was a dirty bitch like a dirty western bitch.
I don't want a cute, qwerky kiddie that sounds like you're shagging a squeeky toy, I want a dirty girl with a dirty mouth.
I think most Korean girls are this way from what I've seen and it's only this Korean pop shit where the women are like what I said.
>>60693788
sent ;)
>>60693813
Rasheed
>>60693725
>>60693792
not anymore
>>60693700
Hairy stomach.
Is the £350m a week figure dishonest because it includes our rebate?
>>60693714
i just find the idea of then holding me down and laying on top of me covering me in their body to be weirdly hot and i hate that i think that as someone who is increasingly obsessed with my fitness and health
guess this is how white english cucks feel when they take black cock lmao
>>60693788
>that garde layout
doxxed
scunthorpe
>>60693765
you're about to feel the wrath of a menace
Kek at the Swede.
alri lads
Ben's cartoons are so perfect they don't even need to be photoshopped now
Rubbed a hot leabians feet with lotion, while we were rolling
shit was cash
Just been stoned in public for the first time.
>'Dark Souls 3' DLC release date: two expansion packs expected to feature at E3 2016
>www.christiantoday.com
ah yes dark souls 3, very christian
>>60693836
would you not?
>>60693906
for what offence?
>>60693891
not bad ta
Is putting a girls feet in your face while you're shagging her weird?
I want to do this
Since about 2 weeks ago I've had a massive hardon for sniffing a beautiful girls feet.
>>60693851
Yes and the rebate isnt even sent like some say.
>you're about to feel the wrath of a menace
>literally a habbening going on right now
>no one is fussed
50 yanks hit the bricks, thoughts?
>WELL, YOU VOTED YOURSELF OUT, NOW WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>crashing this union.... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>60693967
What is a rebate, lad?
>>60693935
Vote to stay and this may be literal.
YOU'RE WEARING THE WRONG SHIRT REF
whats wrong w gin and tonic
lads q:
how long after a date would you inquiry about another
If I don't get any matches by next Sunday I think I might top myself
Ben 'One Man Klan' Garrison
>>60694020
a good 2 hours
>>60693676
>Tfw cant tell if original or shooped ben garrison
>>60693970
They've only just announced that 50 people died.
Does it not hurt when getting hit with a football at speed.
I'd have thought it just compresses enough when it hits for it not to hurt.
>>60694064
Did you never play football at school you poof?
thinking about getting one of those machines that shags your arse
lads if you went out with a girl on thursday, would monday be too early to inquiry about another
>>60694064
fuckin wrecks when you get hit in the nads
>>60693851
Yes and the Leave campaign keeps peddling it because it sound impressive to people who don't realise it makes up just over 1% of government spending
>>60693725
>>60693792
Karen is a dirty half-breed though.
Why is Englel such an embarrassing football team?
Every other country either has a "good" team or a "bad" team.
Englel has a good team but keep choking and being fucking embarrassing cunts, they'll either let some shitty goal in, hit it into their own net or let a shit team score in overtime like with Russia.
>>60694103
fuck off pavel
>>60694090
I did but a pro footy player is gonna be hitting a ball a lot fucking harder than a teen.
LOL at the Turk roaches throwing tantrums.
look at this fucking dog
yanks getting btfo irl lmao
>>60694156
0_0
>>60694099
Say I have to pay you £50 a week, but one week I pay you £60 so the next week I only pay £40 because you deduct the money I overpaid the previous week.
Am I paying you £50 a week or £40 a week?
>>60694103
mean racist pole
>>60694185
Well that's weird as fuck.
>>60694192
You pay £50 every week, but you get back say £20 once in a while.
cooking autist here
can i use bolognese sauce with just normal pasta and cheese?
>>60694093
someone answer this question ffs before i blow a fuse
>>60694309
no you cant
>>60694309
yes
>>60694313
If you need to enquire here, it's not gonna happen.
>>60694282
Where is everyone?
You lads are boring as fuck.
>>60694213
How is that racist?
I was just stating a fact!
Karen is a mixed blood mongrel.
Alice on the other hand is a pureblood.
>>60694213
do we know when the special episode is supposed to be coming out yet?
>>60694285
>You pay £50 every week
REEEEEEEE but that's misleading, it doesn't include the rebate.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Orlando mayor says 50 people were killed in attack on gay nightclub Pulse - the worst mass shooting in US history
>England and Russia given disqualification warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxASFTAkRyA
>yfw a muzzie just got trump elected
>>60694367
Don't understand this meme
its not like the FA can control who goes to the country, and they aren't egging them on
>>60694365
The FBI indicated it was a Muslim and nobody is mentioning it in the press, haha.
*laces up predators*
*picks up slightly deflated high-vis total 90 ball*
*puts rolled-up jumper 10 feet away from a tree*
*moves it slightly closer to the tree as you look away*
When's E3 lids?
>>60694352
del this
>>60694357
no idea
>>60694365
>50 people killed
fuck me that went up, just seen a video aswell where there was at least a dozen people with gunshot wounds to the leg.
>>60694431
its already happened
Korean gf just sent me this
rorkes are silent today since they don't know if they should side with the muslims or the gays
the religion of peace strikes again
lads there's literally a thai massage place that opened last week opposite from my house
if they purposefully call it 'thai' massage then surely it's one of those places that do extras?
questions:
1. has anyone ever been to one
2. what sort of extras, how far do they go
3. how do i make sure nobody sees me
4. should i go
>>60694431
>caring about E3 anymore
back to school tomorrow?
>>60694412
It was a trump false flag, don't fall for his tricks
kidf reporting for duty
here is a group trying to accomplish one thing, that is, to get to the future
>>60694478
throw coins at them until they do what you want
What this proves is that you just can't have free access to guns when your country has muslims.
This is why Britain will never loosen up gun laws.
>>60694486
>adidas
every time
>>60694478
>if they purposefully call it 'thai' massage then surely it's one of those places that do extras?
or it could just be a place that does thai massage
>>60694443
Why is nobody talking about this?
usually all over Leddit. There was a thread this morning with 6000 comments in just a couple hours now there is nothing at all.
got some tins in for tonight lads
>>60694457
I'm a Rorke and I side with the gay people.
It's the left who are having problems deciding who they should defend.
>>60694552
sounds like censorship to me
*opens fire*
ahh yes, very good
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3604692/Credible-threat-ISIS-target-Rio-Olympics-Brazil-s-anti-terror-chief-says-numerous-measures-taken-prevent-attack.html
they're only just getting started lads
>>60694551
hmmm
im on the benders side t︃bh lads
looking forward to seeing the SJWs trip over themselves and blame everyone BUT muslims for the Orlando thing
>>60694552
there was 17 continuous threads on /pol/ and counting you useless reddit cretin
fuck off
>>60694552
the kikes know if this gets a lot of coverage trump gets elected and probably brexit too
>up for work at 5am
>>60694421
um they're calling it a terrorist attack which is code for muslim
>>60694618
I hope this finally makes the benders see sense and realise that Islam is an existential threat to them.
>oppressed Muslim lad acted in self defence against gays who were being bigoted against him
Struggling to see the problem with this
Tbh I reckon you lads just have internalised islamophobia
Heard your boys get their shit pushed in by the Russians. Brits mad or is it all still just banter?
wonder where ribena stands on all this
>>60694551
well now i just don't know
>>60694628
Because /pol/ is the be all end all of the internet.
>there was 17 continuous threads on /pol/ and counting you useless reddit cretin
>>60694618
I have this post in my reply box, but I can't remember what it is or what I was going to say so here you go
>>60694699
only way to find out is to go
mainstream ethnonationalism WHEN
ah yes
kek
Got myself some Beef burgers.
How do I cook them so they taste nice?
don't gay people in the states carry guns then?
if that was a normal club surely one of those yanks would have fired back
Really makes you think
>>60694749
>>60694754
rorkemind
You better not leave the EU, lads.
We won't have any human rights if we leave, if you want to live in a country that has sovereignty move to North Korea and see how you like it.
>>60694695
I'm genuinely mad, got a few mates over there, one got his face slashed
>>60694754
>>60694749
*rubs eyes*
>>60694754
>>60694749
i have done it again
>>60694728
thanks for the (you)!
>We muslims sure have it pretty bad with people not liking us and stuff
>What should we do to fix this
>Let's commit some terrorist acts
Ah yes this will work
>>60694719
>''why is no one talking about this''
>show where people were talking about
>fedora posts
good job you fucking spastic, back 2 reddit.
>at Asda
>picking some meat out
>man stands next to me and also starts picking some meat for himself
>see him again in the sweet section picking himself a cheeky snack out
I felt a strange connection to this man.
>>60694768
they carry bum guns and the load is only lethal if it had aids in it
>>60694749
>>60694754
ahh yes very impressive
>>60694695
Me and the lads are hitting the gym for the next two years and training in MMA, just wait until 2018.
>gays dead
>muzzies despised
Rorke O/D when
>People don't blame all English people for hooliganism
>People blame all Muslims for terrorist attacks
MY
FUNNY
HUNNY
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465667376545.webm
>>60694835
Wow, chill out. Why are you so frustrated
>>60694772
>>60694754
>>60694749
>fucking 50 faggots dead in yankistan by a fucking muslim
wonder how this will affect the trump vote
>>60694763
salt and pepper both sides, fry them
>>60694896
do one you useless cretin
Trump will be blamed
>>60694928
all depends how the media spins it
>>60694933
do what
>another muslim shooting
>>60694930
How long? 10 minutes or something?
>do one you useless cretin
HE'S HERE
>>60694951
non brit detected
>gay club
>all the photos are women
hm
Just stumbled upon a facebook comment from a guy I used to know on a local news article about heightened security at a Trump rally here (because liberals are mostly teenage criminals). Says he's glad some of the other posters aren't blind to the racist bigotry of his campaign or some shite.
Last time I saw that guy a friend and I found him after he snuck under the friend's porch to huff his spraypaint through a beanie. He's also been a felon since his mid-teens. Pretty typical of that crowd 2bh.
>>60694763
PAN
NICE AND HOT
Yanks OUT
>>60694888
t. rasheed
>>60694978
more british than you'll ever be Rasheed you brown bastard
>mfw Trump wins California now
Are you enjoying Overwatch, lads?
{} <<<<<<<<<<< PUSSY
>>60694890
kill yourself you fucking cunt
>mfw Brits will never taste "root beer", "meatloaf", or "peanut butter"
>>60695022
you've literatly just proved otherwise
>>60695034
oh fug >:DDDD BAGINA
>>60695015
>looking for a green card
She doesn't even know the proper fucking name for the visa
>>60694890
wasn't going to (you) but that nasty comment made me think I should
good vid
>>60695050
root beer is awful
>>60695050
peanut butter is fucking revolting and root beer smells like shit
>>60695050
Literally had everyone of those.
FOY
>>60694985
fag hags
>>60695034
{{}} mmm
The islamophobia in this thread is disgusting
You guys do know that half of /brit/ posters including myself are Muslim right?
>>60695073
nice try rasheed, now fuck off back home
>>60695050
had a "root" with your mum by sticking my "meatloaf" inside her BUTT(er) <<<<<< PWNT
>>60695050
We have peanut butter you fucking weapon. I bet it's nicer than whatever processed dog shite you call peanut butter over there
*does one*
Imagine how many deaths would be avoided if Islam didn't exist outside the middle-east.
>>60694787
He should learn how to behave himself while abroad properly then.
>>60694865
You'll only end up goading the Russians into beating your countrymen up again.
>>60694969
depends how big they are, probably about 5 minutes each side, make sure you get a nice char on the face and only turn them once, don't touch them otherwise
also if they're shit quality meat then whatever you do they won't taste good
>>60695050
I've tried peanut butter and I don't really lik/e it much, what exactly is in root beer though?
Anyone tried to blame Trump being anti-muslim yet?
>>60695111
one what?
>>60695038
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465667160868.webm
me on the left you on the right
>girls will let you eat their arsehole and not bat an eye
>weird if you smell their feet while you're shagging them
Ahh yes, very good.
>>60695050
you do realise anybody can make meatloaf
i made it a bunch when i was learning to cook, since it's so easy to make
>>60695096
hm seems like you're posting on 4chan rather than contemplating the greatness of God during Ramadan
my imam will hear about this
ah yes very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5Gwv__0SA
>>60695138
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>Worst terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11 just happened
>Nobody is talking about it
>>60695113
imagine how many deaths would be avoided if non-whites didn't exist
>>60695096
On behalf of all white males, I want to apologise for all the disgusting comments being mad in this thread. Islam is cool! :D
>>60695138
girls are a meme, and a pretty shit one at that
reckon the IRA are planning a big comeback against poland
>>60695100
me
>knows common british slang
you
>doesn't know common british slang
Hmm, wonder who's the paki here.
>>60695115
We're going prepared this time, got a load of lads ready for it, plus the other lads we don't know about going over there
how do i get a married woman to do lewd things to me lads
she's 35 and been married for 4 years
kek, every post about it is getting deleted off reddit
the jews are in overdrive
>>60695160
we're talking about it right now
who isn't talking about it?
>>60695160
it's because nobody cares about gay people
>>60695196
me
>white skin, generations of british ancestry
you
>brown as literal poo, got off the boat 3 weeks ago
Hmm, fuck off dirty paki
reminder that lockeed / BAe / northrop / boeing / raytheon / mbda / general dynamics shares all climbed after paris, belgium, california
>>60695079
>>60695218
>the jews defending muslims
hmmm
Listening to choons and drinking a fedora beer whilst I cook a curry hehe
>>60695133
Am oddly attracted to this.
She sounds "white." Bit weird that.
>>60695218
Archive them before they are all gone.
disappointed in myself lads
>The leftist pet Muslims have attacked their other pets the gays
This is TOO perfect
>>60695218
source?
>>60695300
knew that was going to happen
>>60695240
I've got my evidence that you're a paki, where's yours?
>>60695300
didn't know that was going to happen
>>60695120
It's a coke
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465592
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465592
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465592
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465592
http://www.strawpoll.me/10465592
>be a yank bender
>be in a gay club
>some muzzie walks in and shoots you
>get taken to a hospital
>youre now $50,000 in debt
cant make it up lads
>>60695300
not brave enough to find out what happens
>>60695300
not sure if that was going to happen
>>60695326
nice try rasheed
>it's everyone else that's a paki, not me!
shitskin
>>60695115
>He should learn how to behave himself while abroad properly then.
He dindu nuffin, he was just drinking with the lads and got ambushed
>>60695350
>no ''neither'' option
fuck off poleapoo
>>60695300
You got me.
>>60695300
>>60695300
haha holy fuck
>>60695350
>Siding with pakis EVER
a drunk scottish bird gave me a handjob during chemical brothers last night
tidy
HOLY SHIT they killed 50 gays in one club?
Once again, looks like a gun-free zone. No guns in bars and nightclubs due to heavy alcohol consumption.
Really need to pack the muzzies up and move them the fuck out of here 2bh, major liabilities every one of them. Wonder how the lefties will try to spin this in their favor this time?
>>60695450
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>>60695377
bizarro rasheed
>>60695218
literally picturing a bunch of them in a room all hunched over PCs rubbing their hands and snickering and saying 'Oi!'
Damn...he has a point.
I'll start:
>>60695459
I think from what they said at the press conference the guy walked in with a gun, and just started shooting
Had a firefight with the police guy that was there.
>be American
>go to gay nightclub
>get shot
https://twitter.com/OrlandoPolice/status/742009920808210432
>>60695459
Same as ever - just one bad apple; guns are at fault; Trump/the right is at fault.
>>60695495
I agree, also:
>>60695495
Leftist really don't care when people die do they?
>>60695495
Oh wait it's fake
>>60695495
...
can't think one one tbqhwy
GOOD LUCK POLAN. BEAT THE PSUEDO SCOTTISH POPE FUCKERS
>>60695549
obviously you daft fucking retard
>>60695568
MENTIONED
>be American
>go to school
>get shot
>>60695495
that's shooped
>>60695568
me in the map
>>60695568
now you're just being scilly
>be American
>go to the cinema
>get shot
>>60695568
>Cornwall
What did they mean by this?
what i'll be doing later: http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465442653214.webm
starting to genuinely believe the queen is reptilian
>be american
>get shot
I want to marry Karen
>Honestly if your literally for keeping guns after all these shootings your either a lunatic or a white conservative
wdhmbt?
>>60695568
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?
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>be American
>go to the mall
>get shot
>>60694421
leddit immediately jumping to panic mode
>>60695679
1
almost went st ives today ngl
>>60695676
she's busy, text later
>be American
>wake up
>get shot
>>60695682
>posting fucking memes
REEEE
Fucking hyped for this northern Ireland game lids
>the west literally just "puts up" with Islamic terrorism to be progressive
Really can't fucking believe it .
I mean we don't benefit by having Muslims in our country at all.
>>60695710
good chance for an upskirt, shame nobody went for it
>>60695578
2bh with some of the shit that lefties like him actually do post you could be forgiven for briefly falling for a fake account. theres almost no point in even making a fake one
>>60695745
http://www.report-it.org.uk/reporting_internet_hate_crime
>>60695743
you polish?
>>60695589
>>60695606
>>60695610
>>60695655
>>60695679
thanks for the (You)s lads
>>60695682
She's sweating like a pig knowing Trump is going to demolish her entire career in front of hundreds of millions
She can only dodge facts and questions for so long.
>be American
>go to mcdonalds
>get shot
>50 DEAD IN ORLANDO
>>60695785
You understand you can't redeem them for anything, right?
will griggs on fire
>be American
>go to walmart
>get shot
Wanking is honestly better than casual sex
>>60695812
Come off it mate politicians can go their whole career dodging facts and questions
>50
fuck me, that's bad.
>>60689982
>>60689982
>>60695859
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>>60695897
>gif
fuck off
First Paris, now Orlando
It's clear that DISNEY is the real target lads
>>60695897
my sides
>trying not to laugh.gif
>>60695743
>lafferty starting over le on fire man
>paddy mcplaysforunited starting over the other evans
>>60695897
skills desu
I can't do that
>>60695897
this is hilarious
>>60695953
or the perpetrator
disney is run by jews you know
>>60695953
If they hit Disney World the race war begins 2bh
>want to learn a martial art
>never finish work before 7pm
>nobody does classes later in the evening
>nobody does classes at the weekend
I will never not be a pussy 2bh
Omar "Kiss a guy, die" Mateen
Omar "if you're a poof, you're off the roof" Mateen
Omar "no Pulse" Mateen
Omar "putting fags in body bags" Mateen
Omar "tears for queers" Mateen
Omar "suck a cock, get the glock" Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "think Im cute?, then I have to shoot" Mateen
Omar "don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen.
Omar "If you take it up the cave, I'll put you in a grave" Mateen
Omar "candy ass turned to glass" Mateen
Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen
*prays for clear skin*
welp
all out of options lads
>>60696040
wagiecuck btfo
>>60695953
>go to Orlando with my loving wife and children
>visit Disney World, great day out
>go back to the hotel
>wait until family are asleep
>cheeky nip out to the gay bar to release some homosex urges
>get shot
absolutely livid
one sec lads about to do the road
>Northern Ireland and playing 5 at the back
>no will grigg
Bet Polands defence isn't very fearful
>>60696069
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>another Muslims terrorist attack
Starting to notice a pattern here lads not sure what it is tho
>>60696061
>unpaid internship
>>60696124
>unpaid
umm check your facts mate??
>>60696070
Mans about ygm
>>60696070
how do you even know about this stuff living in some rural welsh area
>>60696083
i can see why they are 5 at the back playing against lewa tbqh
>>60696061
pls no bully, I can't defend myself
>>60696051
>Omar "don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen.
I don't even like football but if England actually win anything I will probably shitpost like mad for us desu
>>60696051
>ass
FOY
>>60696110
biggots >>>/out/
The person used in Orlando - a Muslim - is the same person used at Paris and Brussels.
It is a weapon of mass destruction
>>60696231
>>60696231
>>60696231
Virus do not click
stop being so islamophobic
didn't you know muslims invented maths? !!??!?!? !??!
>Muslims still not banned
>>60696110
Yea I've been feeling like something is going on as well but I'm not quite sure what...
>>60696174
bmt mans out here 01970
>>60696274
rachel riley invented maths
>>60694768
can't carry in clubs b/c of the alcohol primarily
all you need is one drunk hothead
