Post em
>>60681742
This board is more autistic than even r9k, look at the image you just posted bro.
Imagine showing that to anyone not on /int/
>>60681742
>>60682077
Wish that wasn't a meme...
I have heard at least 2-3 times people making "coke" roasts... basically boiling meat in coca cola. Disgusting
I'd say a good 1/4 of the country is completely addicted to sugar
>>60682532
>boiling meat in coca cola
what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>60682562
really really liked this one
>>60682562
lol
>>60682719
Seriously though what's so funny about that image?
>>60682746
>>60682746
>>60682746
god damnit....
look at the fucking gears your retard
>>60682784
>>60682779
wtf just answer me
>>60682756
so many of these are obvious b8
>>60682791
yes, they're gears. Your point is what
>>60682746
>>60682825
The funny thing is that with Americans one can never be quite sure if it's pretending to be dumb or if the American is honestly dumb.
>>60682801
Are you seriously this retarded?
>>60682832
think of those gears spinning bro...
the poster is talking about all the parts working properly but those 3 gears cockblock each other
honestly it is a really good representation of our education system
>your point is what
my point is your retard
>>60682801
its impossible for those gears to turn. if student turns anticlockwise, teachers will turn clockwise and parents should turn anticlockwise, but since students is also connected to parents, it will try to turn it clockwise, so it just won't work
>>60682746
>>60682867
this desu, all jokes aside
so called '3rd world' (shit definition btw) get made fun of often, but their actual education is often heaps better than americans'
retarded american posters are so dumb, entitled, retarded, cringy, I wish I could filter all US posters by flag, is it possible>?
>>60682746
>the legends were true
>>60682894
see>>60682886
>tfw memes are real
>>60682886
>>60682883
I'm trying to visualize it but I think it would work, you'd just have to time it right so all of the gears start moving at the exact same moment
>>60682746
>>60682929
mfw were still the worlds university
we just dont want to spend the money to properly educate tyrone and jose
>>60682956
>>60682832
The gears won't be able to turn. I'm sorry I'm ruining it, but I just can't stand your ignorance.
>>60682980
typical entitled retarded american post, with some shitstain talking on behalf of US, and being condescending to 'tyrone and jose'
US has some of the best unis, that's true, but are you studying in one? can poor people study there? can people afford it? no. you white trash.
>>60682956
then i guess you arent visualizing correctly
>>60682956
>american *********engineering********
>>60682980
no, it would work for a split second but they'd collide super quickly. keep in mind that teachers and parents are different sizes
>>60681742
>dumb, entitled, retarded, cringy
You're projecting, OP. You're such a loser this is probably the most attention you get from people all day.
>>60682956
Ei nyt ihan oikeesti jumalauta :DDDDDDDDD
>>60682956
now i think you are trying to make it seem like your posts were b8, im not fooled though bro. its okay you dont need to understand shit like that while running a cash register
if you still dont understand the apparent issue with that drawing just give up
>>60683036
wrong person meant for >>60682956
>>60683037
butthurt whoreson
0 humor, 0 irony, 'le HAHAHAH AMERICA has NUCLEAR WEAOPN XD HAHA WOO'
typical american posts
typical american posters
worst posters by far
I hope you die, I hope your mother dies, I hope US collapses, I hope you get terror attacks more and more, I hope 1000 people die in a terror attack some time soon, fuck you.
got an american on my uni
she was really confused and cried in public when she realised we don't dress in togas and don't throw academic hats for graduation
people asked her what's wrong
"that's the whole point of going to uni!"
>>60682746
>autists falling for it
>>60683037
He's right though. Every time someone starts to win an American in an argument, the American resorts to talking about how "we" can bomb your country to shit. It's fucking cringy and retarded.
>>60683077
>whoreson
only non-whites use that insult
fuck off paki
>>60683024
>>60683030
okay imagine these are the gears, you're telling me they couldn't all turn at the same time?
>>60683023
yes i am but okay
i wont argue that our education system sucks and that
poor people can easily afford public ivy which is approximately as good as going to harvard or MemeIT just at 1/10th the price and lacking the condescending prestige
it is funny how you give shit to that other clearly retarded american poster that cant into gears and simple machines for being ignorant but then you post this
look up UW Madison or Penn, fantastic universities and extraordinarily cheap
>>60683134
Stop it, you're confusing stupid people.
>>60683134
perfectly comparable example bro
>mfw we were actually the retarded ones
OP started this thread out of butthurt. >>60676291
He thinks people will take his autistic ass seriously if he uses perfect punctuation. He's a sperging tard. >>60683077
>>60683134
the 20euro piece would spin the other direction, and the nickel would spin the other direction. making everything jam up.
>>60683203
We know. It's a fucking leaf after all. I'm just laughing at the dumb shit said here.
>>60683203
i dont get the whole punctuate and put forth the effort into grammar on this site when you still say shit like "boker face" and do nothing but call everyone autists and niggers
it takes some kind of nigger autist to say topkek but still bother with punctuation beyond situations creating obvious semantic ambuguity
>everybody falling for the obvious bait
I'll just post some American cookery webms.
>>60683134
I can't believe i'm actually wasting time on this
>>60683264
People not putting effort into their posts is exactly why this board's going to shit and you're part of the problem. Are you enjoying your first summer here on 4chan?
>>60683280
YES YES OH GOD YES THESE ARE THE BEST
Can you post "big boy bite" :DD
>>60683322
:))) for you
>>60683296
>implying bothering to capitalize the first letter of your post makes it less of a shit post
>implying /int/ was ever not shit
The "Tongue Out" technique
>>60683351
Thanks bro :DDDD
>>60682506
that was a fun thread
>>60683435
Yes it was.
>>60682533
Kek
>>60682532
>boiling meat in coca cola
I call bullshit. Nobody is really that fucked up.
>>60681742
>>60683506
he wasn't lying
>>60683506
There are slow cooker recipes requiring high amounts of coca cola and bbq sauce.
>>60682956
This isn't real
>>60683530
>>60683551
>>60683584
>>60682746
>>60682832
>>60682980
>Have the """"best"""" schools
>Still have most of the biggest idiots
So that's it? That's what you're going with?
>>60683551
nope i wouldnt bullshit you guys
ive had it before and yeah... i didnt even know it was some weird soda roast until i took a bite.
why not just make a regular roast and then squirt some corn syrup on it at that point
this was at a family event and i shit you not there were people there drinking coke while eating it
>>60683657
when we have too many uneducated poor violent criminal minorities well just ship them all off to some hell hole of an island somewhere
>>60683551
>>60683584
Holy shit.
>>60682610
>>60683506
You may laugh, but some guy in my high school's hospitality class won a national burger competition by cooking his patty in coke.
>>60683716
You already have too many and you haven't done that yet though. I'm beginning to think that you might not actually wield executive power over your country mate. You are a dubious person.
>>60683745
That's not blue rare.
>>60683770
nope and it's also double disgusting because American minced meat has high levels of e.coli
>>60683770
Is this?
>>60683814
we don't want our guts getting complacent
>>60682746
Has anyone got the one where they ruined polandball? With the autistic showdown at the end?
>>60683815
this...looks very dangerous to eat
>>60683873
>yfw there's DNA in ecoli
>>60683815
No that's just salmonela.
>>60683925
all these plebs in my country eating DNA infested meat while I sit here eating my activated almonds
pitiful
>>60683922
It's perfect.
>making pictures out of american bait posts
>>60684015
that's even worse...jesus
>>60683993
You know those are a thing though, right?
>>60684040
These are videos of a popular American youtube chef who appeared in numerous TV shows and sells his own line of bbq sauces.
>>60684090
it's not supposed to be like that and who is this guy?
>>60684111
Jack Scalfani (on the right), host of the "Cooking With Jack Show" (tm)
>>60683915
Nvm faggots found it minus the autistic showdown at the end
>>60682746
>>60684111
This is Jack, a Michelin star chef and the hero of /ck/. Stop on by and post on of the WebMs and ask others how to mimic such high class cooking.
Also, I never heard of boiling food in cola, that sounds gross. However, for some people smoking meats use a sprit of cola or apple juice of the like on the outside of the meat.
>>60683154
>lacking the condescending prestige
Did you mean corresponding?
Kinda proved their point mate
>>60683922
That's a typical tuscan steak.
If you don't like meat, fine, don't eat it.
Just don't pretend you like that brown cardboard you want to pass for meat just because red color scares you.
>>60684444
Nice numbers senpai
>>60683584
you think it's bad but then the kicker is when he puts it in the cold oil
>>60683462
This guy makes me so fucking mad with his shitty and disgusting "cooking."
You can tell all he drinks is shitty beer that comes with a twist off cap and can't comprehend that you need a bottle opener.
>>60684382
condescending was intentional
there is very little difference in quality of education if you pick an appropriate public ivy for many fields vs say dartmouth or brown but you miss out on being able to condescend and artificially inflate your ego based solely off of the schools prestige
>Kinda proved their point mate
you kinda missed the point mate
>>60684540
Not you literally can't talk. That makes no sense as a sentence. Learn English before you shit talk
Fucking retard
Look at the complete lack of shame and fucking self-awareness on his fat stupid face. God he makes me so angry
>>60684444
that's chicken my nigga, you don't wanna eat raw chicken
>>60684585
asspain
>>60684444
That pic looks good, but the chicken in the other Webm was undercooked, and that's dangerous as hell.
>>60684509
thats the second time i have seen that done by yanks, they dont feel safe with spitting oil or understand how to put it in hot oil properly. it must taste shocking.
I present: American '''salad'''
>>60684589
When he looks at the camera I get this overwhelming urge to punch his face.
>>60684609
Sure, you white trash inbred. Honestly get a fucking clue about how shit your country actually is
>>60682506
the American is obviously an idiot, but I don't get this "taking shoes off inside house" meme
Most houses I've been to in France people didn't give a hsit about taking off their shoes
>>60684627
No, this guy is just an idiot.
>>60684628
Literally have never seen anybody but this doofus make and eat such slop. Vomit inducing.
>inb4 "damage control"
>>60684653
further proving the asspain
>aussie calling someone white trash
pot meet kettle
>>60683023
>can poor people study there?
Um, the whole point of top tier universities is so the elite stay elite. If we let the poor go to them it'd defeat the whole purpose.
>>60684653
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENDYDlBPn8
Daily reminder that this is the average American.
>>60684693
Honestly you're such a joke. Get pulled up for making a mistake, lie and prove you can't speak english then revert to just say hurr asspain because you're an illiterate fuckwit. Honestly just end it, no one will miss you
>>60681742
>tfw was never taught learned in school how to use semicolon
>>60684748
lol
>>60684748
Why are all Australians upset so easily?
And why do they spew senseless vitriol when backed into a corner?
I'll never understand it, honestly.
>>60684785
you'd understand it if you had to live in australia
>>60684444
That steak looks fantastic and perfectly cooked.
That chicken however looks like it'll give you food poisoning. Different meats have different internal temperatures they need to be cooked to to be both safe and palatable.
>>60684785
>backed into a corner
This cunt can't even talk mate and he's just saying hurr asspain and lol like the fucking deadshit he is. People so braindead wind us up beacuse they are culled into housing projects here in Australia and we don't have to deal with them. You're just inured to how fucking wrong it is that a grown man can be that retarded
>>60684748
>Honestly just end it, no one will miss you
I just imagined hearing this in an Australian accent and it made me lol pretty hard.
Another fine Jack creation
>>60684852
You need to calm down. Can't even make sense at this point, you're so blinded by your anal rage.
Nobody in the world cares except you. Maybe you'd be happier if you turned off your computer for a while and did something else with your time.
>>60684921
Not my fault you cunts can't talk mate. But yeah I do have better things to do than speak to retards on the internet. Don't come to Australia, Americans you aren't welcome here
>>60684852
wow i thought you were just being a dick but this is some serious asspain here and it all happened simply because you misinterpreted what i said
>People so braindead wind us up beacuse they are culled into housing projects here in Australia and we don't have to deal with them. You're just inured to how fucking wrong it is that a grown man can be that retarded
you are criticizing the ability of others to speak english m80, i got home from drinking all night 2 hours ago what's your excuse
>>60684981
i would never voluntarily go to that festering shithole
you would say the same thing but your preceding family members were forced there
>>60685000
No because that sentence makes no sense in the English language.
>poor people can easily afford public ivy which is approximately as good as going to harvard or MemeIT just at 1/10th the price and lacking the condescending prestige
Makes no sense. Its literally not english
"condescending prestige" makes no fucking sense.
And you're very wrong if you think I'm angry. Just annoyed because you lied and are talking shit
>>60685038
Wrong actually but whatever
>>60684183
I'm going to need someone to explain this
>>60685075
i certainly didn't lie and didn't talk shit at all until you were already in the process of losing your shit
also i explained what i meant afterwards but you were too asspained at that point to care
people like ivy league because it lets them shit on others and condescend purely off of the prestige of the school
maybe i could have phrased it better for those among us that cant put the pieces together themselves ill give you that one buddy
>>60684896
>REAL mayonnaise
I'm afraid to ask what is normal mayonnaise.
>>60685075
"condescending prestige" makes perfect sense to me you fucking retard.
>>60685211
Just learn to talk English, Jose, you're in a """white""" country now. Need better than that heathen drivel you learned growing up. Anyway I'm going to relax safe in the knowledge that fucks like you can't get here other than by boat and we'll sink you if you try. Well done on becoming accustomed to the braindead american culture already though.
You could have said "I meant to say the prestige to become condescending" but you just carried on like a mong.
Honestly my take away from all this is 'cunt can't even talk'
>>60685366
literally how?
>>60685366
Public Ivy and traditional Ivy League universities offer similarly excellent academics, but people tend to respect the traditional schools more. Because of this a major motivating factor for people to attend them is the ability to condescend to people that have less prestigious alma maters.
I am drunk you fucking autist, if I knew my lazy typing would have triggered a sperg session I would have planned ahead.
>>60685544
i dun goofed on the reply m80, it was directed at captain butthurt below you
Feels good to live in a country where universities like Oxford and Cambridge cost the same to attend as shitty ex-polys
>land of the free
>>60684981
>you cunts can't talk
Don't pretend like one person represents the entirety of a country's population.
>don't come to Australia, Americans you aren't welcome here
You can't even format your own asspained sentence correctly when you're trying to say other people don't know how to speak English. Nice, mate.
Also, you must be what, eighteen, nineteen years old? Telling someone they can't go somewhere while we're on the internet? Like that's going to stop anybody?
You're a dumb cunt. Go back with the bogans, where you belong.
And here I thought Aus could handle the banter.
>>60685721
Mmm I missed a comma. Point? Not going to bang on about it for 10 posts saying it was right
>>60683462
Does he have a fetish for humiliation or something? Why are there videos of him doing this?
>>60685768
Despite what /int/ has led you to believe, nationality does not inherently dictate intelligence. You've learned this valuable lesson today, I'm certain.
Now that we've established you aren't going to win this argument, you can kindly fuck off.
>>60685942
Meh America has more retards than the rest of the world combined man, I'd be ashamed to be American if I were you. Literally a meme of a country
>>60685996
dude you need to lurk moar.
you are asspained by default, can't handle any bantz, and i mean look at your post.. your shit is weak man, australia usually brings the heat
>>60686166
What bants did I have to handle in this thread besides someone calling me asspained mate? Honestly interested to hear.
>>60685381
>literally how?
Condescending: "widespread respect and admiration felt for someone or something on the basis of a perception of their achievements or quality."
>on the basis of a perception of their achievements or quality
>a perception of their achievements or quality
>a perception
Etymology: from French prestige (“illusion, fascination, enchantment, prestige”), from Latin praestigium ("a delusion, an illusion").
Another definition: "how favorably something is regarded."
...
SO LEMME KICK IT 2 YA LIKE THIS, SON
Here's one viable variant where "condescending prestige" makes sense:
Prestige can be based on the mere perception of quality, rather than genuine quality, Here, condescension is unwarranted, and the condescension is arrogant.
Think The Emperor's New Clothes.
That's literally how.
>>60686231
that's the thing, you were getting very little tossed your way and were still sperging out
i gotta go sleep now though mate it's 5am here, it was a nice chat
>>60686344
Meh Americans wind me up. Doubt I would have said anything if he wasn't a yank. Your country needs to get its shit together man, looks like trump is Bush 2.0 and I get insulted at how shit your modern culture is when I remember how it was when I was a kid. Went from Transformers to Kardashians and trannys.
But yeah its literally a thread about americans being retarded so I thought I'd weigh in. Look at that shit about the gears higher up man. I honestly don't think that's bait. Also I thought he was just lying. How hard is it to say "yeah that was wrong"
Sleep tight
>>60686298
Good post.
Still not proper english though.
>>60686495
You haven't made a single post that isn't riddled with errors you fuckwit.
To top it off you are in here acting like the most brilliant mofo on the block but you are literally the only person who didn't understand that other guy's post.
The guy that didn't understand the gears was so obviously b8 so don't point to him as being a dumb American. You are pretty clearly the biggest idiot in the thread.
>>60686593
>>60686585
whatever mate.
lol asspain hurrr
>>60686625
>>60686723
>>60686754
Are americans really that stupid or they are just trolling?
>>60686790
>>60686846
A good mix of both tbqh
>>60686846
Most are just being facetious tbqh
>>60686846
Eh, it's just cherry-picking, it happens all the time. Dumb people on the internet is a worldwide phenomenon.
And so is trolling: the American with the "gear" confusion was clearly offering bait, and a buttload of other flags promptly replied with reaction faces and other reactions.
So yeah, dumb is universal.
delet this
>>60682562
Gold
>>60686846
>>60686846
Someone made fun of OP's fedora so he made this thread >>60683077
>>60685820
ARE YOU MAD
ARE YOU MAD
AMERIFAT
AMERILARD
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
60% WHITE
OBAMA NIGGER KING
HILLARY FEMINAZI MATRIARCH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHYAHHA
TFW NOT AMERICAN
!)(!@#(!@#)(1()@#!)(@#)(!@#)(!@#)(!@)#!@#(*$(#
TELL ME MORE ABOUT FAHRENHEIT FEET AND INCHES
EVROPA > USoA
Good thread OP.
Came for the burger screencaps. Stayed for the underaged aussie sperg out.
>>60683382
My god, he's like a cow!
they should have deported the slaves back to africa when they had a chance
>mfw it's another ja/ck/ thread on /int/
>>60685211
Condescending prestige doesn't mean anything, dude. It might be inferred to mean something, but it carries no separate sensible meaning.
I get what you mean, but you don't mean prestige.
What you tried to write was "without the condescending ostentatiousness".
But sure. Yeah. Knowing more than three "big words" is autistic.
>>60684785
>that post
>that flag
>>60688134
This is not just an autistic American on /int/. I get the south america thing all the time from uneducated Americans and Canadians. Yes, you too more polite version of Montana.
>>60681742
Anyone have the "Syria will be Russia's Afghanistan" post?
>>60682832
obvious bait is obvious
american """""food""""""
>>60682956
>>60685942
If you are born into a country with an education system as bad as yours and with such low standards for food products then I guess you can say nationatily dictates intelligence, in this case.
>>60687238
this
>>60690935
>posting the version with the unfunny cunt at the end that ruins the whole joke
>>60681742
>Why yes I do use semicolons
>>60684589
Jesus, why does he move his head like a fucking turtle instead of moving his hand
>>60683506
It's actually pretty good though. You should try it.
Real mature guys kicking a cunt while he's down
>>60700790
well i did made the thread before it happened
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG
>>60682532
>mfw I did this once with chicken wings and it was pretty damn good
>>60682746
Fugg you sound like you need more burgers :DD
>>60682533
Oh God, I can't breathe.
>>60682532
Coke is basically sugar syrup mixed with lemon acid and flavoring, I don't thing that's such a bad idea to roast something in it.
>>60694952
Pascal is bro-tier
>>60682532
You don't fucking boil meat in coca cola. You use coke as an ingredient in sauces and it's fucking delicious.
t. Georgian
>>60686658
This.
>>60686754
Are you sure this one isn't just banter?
>>60686593
Do you have the "cité one american warcrime?"
Pls
so many of these are blatant jokes that people took seriously for some reason
And a Diet Coke please.
>>60684444
>italians invented the steak
kek hearing italians talking about food is always a treat
>>60682746
>>60682746
delede dis :DDD
