This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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#Previous Thread >>60656245
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100 most common Japanese words
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>>60667487
who this qt
ポルトガルの言う通りだった
where is the cutie?
>>60667487
it's not even 300 post
for fuck sake if you keep doing that at the end of the year you will make thread at 200.
>>60667816
I alternate between Tao and Rila. It's only fair
日本語スレ二つあるけど......
Japanese is great!
Let's learn it together!
>>60668102
i'll make your mom's closed legs futatsu
>>60668102
南京のスレなんか使わんでいい
釣りスレだ
それとも朝から南京の虚構性について議論したいのか
>>60668259
are you learning how to moan in japanese
>>60668259
Tbh, learning any asian languages if it isn't purely a hobby make little economic sense.
You are probably better off spending this wasted time on western european languages.
>>60668316
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60668259
書いて覚えてんだ
>>60668276
>nanjing fictional resistance
Kekd
Though I actually know 2 very pretty girls from nanjing
今さら聞くの恥ずかしいけど
Let's not say 乙
と言いたかったら
乙と言ってやるのをやめよう
としか思いつかない。
意志を表すようが付く動詞を否定にする方法を教えてください。
いつも肯定の言い回しを工夫している。
>>60668361
aaaa aaaa aaaa uuu uu aaaaaa
oooooooooooooooo
>>60668447
chong wang wong li xian peng 乙 kimchi de aru
>>60668526
>chong wang ling wong li xian peng 乙 kimchi de aru desu*
>>60668447
乙と言うのはやめよう
乙はやめよう
>>60668579
sasuga holeman
>>60668526
Shā sǐ zìjǐ wǒ de nánrén
>>60668595
>乙と言ってやるのをやめよう
これはおかしい?
>意志を表すようが付く動詞を否定にする方法を教えてください。
これは?
おねがいしもす
このスレはやはりもっと二次元百合が必要です
>>60668526
You might speak chinese well
why don't you go to a thread about china
>>60668354
But wasting time is the point! Summer! Spare time!
Side note: I DO waste my time on European languages--
Let's all just have fun and learn, together!
警察と目が合った瞬間に猛ダッシュすると面白い笑
>>60668719
>>60668611
Nín dì yī jiātíng
>>60668354
>make little economic sense.
Why do people always say things like this?
does anyone except for weeaboos and yellow fever victims actually learn Japanese?
>>60668649
>>乙と言ってやるのをやめよう
意味は通じるが日本人が使う表現ではない。
>>意志を表すようが付く動詞を否定にする方法を教えてください。
完全に間違い。何が言いたいのかわからない。
>>60668649
>乙と言ってやるのをやめよう
おかしく無いけど、あんまり言わないね
まだ誰もが言う前なら凄く変な感じがする
>意思を表すようを否定
ないでおこう、じゃない?
食べよう、食べないでおこう
行こう、行かないでおこう
>>60668400
>>60667487
whos dis? name?
>>60668939
I think most Japanese people do
>>60668939
ノ
>>60668939
>yellow fever
You got me there
However I want to learn the big 3 (Chinese Korean Japanese) in part because I want to visit the countries because their culture is interesting and also because knowing the language may just have squealing East Asian semen demons throwing themselves at me
>>60668972
>何が言いたいのかわからない。
:(
>>60668977
ありがとう
>ないでおこう
これで納得した
>まだ誰もが言う前なら凄く変な感じがする
やっぱし
>>60668979
She's his lover
>>60668979
Rila Fukushima
>>60669106
>Rila
>yfw that's probably an abbreviation of リアルライフ
>>60668773
Tbh I regret spending so much time learning japanese, only to realize that:
Japan has a 鎖国 mentality and even ignoring this fact I could probably never get a job as good as what I could get in West, even if I spoke excellent japanese because:
(a) they don't really consider foreigners for non-teaching job
(b) they are into a 終身雇用 system anyway
>>60669070
試験なら出るのかも知れないけど、ないでおこうは喋るときは殆ど使わないよ
殆ど止めておこうに置き換わってる
食べるのは止めておこう
みたいに
>>60669070
Q.意志を表す「~しよう」を否定にする方法を教えてください。
A. ~しないでおこう
こういうことか・・・。ごめん理解できなかった。
>>60668939
I started because people said it was hard and I was looking for the ultimate challenge (that my high school could offer). The most anime I'd seen until then was probably Pokemon, and I wasn't interested in Asian chicks at all.
Now after watching JAVs to sort of solidify some of the vocab I learned along the way (e.g. shit like 痙攣 and 従順) I think I've conditioned myself to be attracted to Japanese women, but that was a side effect of learning rather than the cause.
>>60669281
>(b) they are into a 終身雇用 system anyway
>Post-1990s
You what
>>60669339
>食べるのは止めておこう
THAT'S WHAT YOUR GF SAID WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN ON HER LAST NIGHT
>>60669353
こういうのって多分JLPTの問題とか教え方の発想だと思うから、口語では殆どの死んでる文法があって、日本人にとってかなり難しいと思う
>>60669371
>痙攣
Can you please briefly explain how this word comes up in porn?
>>60669353
>>60669339
分かりました。ありがとう
実は 食べないでおこう みたいに前の動詞が否定になる言い方よりも、後ろの動詞 (おく)に「おう」が別の語尾になる言い方はあるかどうか知りたかったけど
別になかったら納得
>>60669501
免許取った俺なら余裕
>>60669447
pinoy or no pinoy?
>>60669533
It probably is only in porn, but you occasionally get those scenes where she O's so hard she starts twitching/spasming in her legs and hips... and sometimes they go out of their way to put that into the video description
>>60669533
ごめん、求めてるものがよくわからなくなった
>>60669666
Oh I see.
Thanks
>>60669585
el peruANO
>>60669576
なんの資格?
>>60669699
動詞が変化するときたくさんの変え方がありますよ。
食べる
たべて
たべよう
たべた
たべたい
たべない
この穴マンがまだ習ってない変え方を求めている
存在するかどうかは、存在しないことが今は分かったけど、質問する前には
その「よう」(食べようのよう)みたいに、意志を表すのと、「ない」(食べないのない)みたいに否定の意味にするのと、二つの機能を持っている変え方が存在すると思って質問をしたんです。
>>60669960
I thought you studied japanese for 4 years
>>60670004
I have. But it's difficult to explain what I mean to them.
You don't really metalanguage to discuss the language’s grammar. And even if I did, I'm trying to expain something to them that apparently doesn't exist in Japanese, so there's a lot of difficulty here lol
>>60669960
もしかして求めてるのってこういうやつ?
>>60669839
普通自動車免許
>>60670124
ノーだけどわざわざありがとう
だから求めているのは存在しないよ
わかりました
>>60670124
答えはもう出たし、そこまで細かい文法の話じゃないと思う。
食べる→食べない
食べた→食べなかった
食べたい→食べたくない
食べよう→??
??に当たる表現が何かという質問だった
>>60670257
食べるのをやめよう
>>60669960
詫び状見た?
>>60670082
you're looking for another word with the same meaning as おく for what you want, right
pretty sure 食べて欲しい works
乙を言わないでで欲しい
>>60670451
Yes and I responded. I said thanks for apologizing and I feel bad that you were worried about it so much. It's not a big deal. I know you weren't functioning at your best then.
>>60670218
>>60670257
なるほど、理解した
確かに存在しないね
標準語だと食べないでおこうとしかいえないもんね
>>60670476
>DEM DOUBLE DE'S
日本の総理を辞めよう
>>60670476
No I'm looking for this>>60670257
A simple verb ending that both represent volition and negative at once.
There doesn't seem to be such a verb ending
The way to express it is what I thought at the beginning which is やめよう
I just wanted to know if there was a way to do that without using this verb.
>>60670490
良かった
もう寝る
バイバイ
>>60670604
bai
>>60670528
では代わりにどなたを提案しますか?
>>60670604
おやすみoppa......i
>>60670570
>volition
>negative
>at once
>verb ending
i will stay out of grammar discussion from now on
>>60670570
there IS 言わじ but that's archaic and would never be used in contemporary Japanese.
>>60670726
What? Let's not eat that cake
That's a negative volition
Is that strange?
>>60670685
僕からは男の中の男を推薦いたします
>>60670758
no I just have no idea what the grammar rules and fancy terms are
>>60670685
小泉進次郎
>>60670783
I don't either that's what I meant when I said we don't learn metalanguage to discuss grammar. We just learn the language lol
I am sort of annoyed that what I was trying to hard to say was easily explained with this >>60670257
this simple ass chart. I don't know why I can't think to do things like this to explain myself.
>>60670685
ペルーから呼び寄せてもいいかも
>>60670755
Well I'll settle for やめよう
Thanks
>>60670773
この人になら抱かれてもいい
>>60670794
>小泉進次郎
若いな
>衆議院議員に就任して以降、毎年終戦の日の8月15日に靖国神社を参拝している
うおおう
>>60670890
あれ?この人日本に亡命してたんじゃなかったっけ
>>60670755
nihongo mastaa??
言われないと思い出しもしなかったわ
>>60670962
大学生のときは日本語専攻で古文まで勉強したんだ。
まぁそれでも先日実際「負けじと」っていうのを聞かなかったら思い出さないかもね
>>60670935
日本に来た後フジモリちゃんはペルーで服役してたよ
>>60671100
>pic
>mfw I look at the state of my life
>>60671100
そうだったんだ、勉強になります
まあ大統領時の政治活動が中々アレとは言え行動力がある人だという意味では良いのかもしれない
>>60670773
プーチン様かっこいい
>>60670773
そいつはひねた小男だ
>>60671084
素晴らしい
頭が下がりますort
おはよう、貴様ら(´・ω・｀)
もしかしてここってリア充の集まりじゃん
またしてもthe last few hours has無駄に使われたthanks to this thread
>>60671300
でも今も禁固刑の最中
残念
>>60671588
>リ⭕充
>>60671585
おはようございます(｀・ω・´)
>>60671610
果たして寿命が来る前に出られるのだろうか?
皆さん、元気?
>>60671585
Ohayo gozaimasu, anonymous Japanese poster.
おはようdesu
What are your plans for today lads?
>>60671666
多分出られる頃には100歳じゃないかな?
日本人だからもしかしたら生きてるかもねwww
>>60671539
今、黄海で中国の漁船が韓国の水域でカニ捕ってる
ちなみに、ロシアの軍艦はどうして尖閣に接近できたのか?
対馬海峡を通過したのなら韓国とか日本のレーダーに探知されそうだが
>>60671889
撃ち殺せよ
自衛隊は警告してたみたいだよ
>>60671855
some online shopping and possible gardening.
>>60671855
>>60671855
decided not to sleep to get back onto normal sleeping schedule
don't even know what to do i don'twanna play video games anymore
so i guess i'll lurk away yet another day
just jerked off to a video of a dude sucking himself
>>60671876
ありゃま
まあ頑張って頂いて、最期は娑婆で迎えれるといいですね(´･ω･`) 彼の政権の被害者はそうは思わないだろうけども
>>60671957
海警が来ると北朝鮮の領海に逃げて海警が消えると這入ってる
>>60671993
Have any noice plants? Weed?
>>60671999
Lol
>>60672004
My schedule is completely fucked as well. I didn't get any sleep the last two days and here I am after sleeping for 5 because according to my brain I should be awake..
Gonna drink some beer, take a shower and get some breakfast now.
>>60672180
旅行中か?
>>60672004
Do you play pokemon?
>>60672308
You have to stop using this as a chat up line.
>>60672131
蟹取り尽くされるぞ
>>60672334
You made me laugh heartily. It's not a chat up line. I honestly just want to know.
>>60672308
>be
>have mastered
>have been analyzed
昨晩は英語を教えてくれてありがとう(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
>>60672038
娘のケイコちゃんは大統領になれなかったから被害者は喜んでるだろうね
>>60672417
Those are all the wrong answers
>>60671855
Are you going to have sex with Asian women?
>>60672308
Used to
>>60672344
うんそうだ
カニは捕れなく海藻しか上がっていないと昨日韓国日報が報じた
>>60672344
あんな南に蟹いるの?
日本でよく見る蟹って寒い所にいるんじゃないの?
>>60672489
はい…時制の一致・過去完了の勉強します(´・ω・｀)
What do you say, nihonjin?
>>60672593
がんぼってください
>>60672510
Already did lol
>you're sitting quietly at your desk in school when two children approach you and say this
How do you respond?
>>60669035
>>60672766
お前誰だ
>>60672611
talk about, When is the party without Canada? wakattakai? kanada kun ^ u ^
>>60672790
別の韓国人がいるといつも反応する韓孤苦が面白い
![canada-day-2016-2-e1465550469742[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O9B9AvA.jpg "canada-day-2016-2-e1465550469742[1].jpg")
>>60672792
>party about canada
there's only one of those I know about, bub.
>>60672866
いつも誰も返信しないけどね
>>60672680
:^)
>>60672525
百済人がいるって言ってるからいるんじゃない
日本の蟹はほとんどロシア産らしいけど
>>60672971
(You)
/int/で最もつまらないgeneralは/fr/だな
つまらなさがすぎて息さえできない
![fn211-canada-day-010[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NJRLYyq.jpg "fn211-canada-day-010[1].jpg")
>>60672936
looks like 日本人 は かなだ 大好き
>>60673031
マジか
なんで?
>>60672999
고맙다
>>60672669
>>60672936
>カナディアンフード
>(トルティーヤ)
what happen??
Is Canada Latino country??
>>60673174
hola ¿como estás?
>>60673269
¿Bien y tu? Trate de buscar materiales para practicar shodou en mi país pero no encontré casi nada.
>>60673059
女性ポスターが一人二人いて毎日彼女らの中心にまるで女王と下僕(男たち)のようになってる
DBS面白かった
>>60673366
A teacher I know kinda looks like him.
![20160509-CrabSushittoRoll[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WHOYYlk.jpg "20160509-CrabSushittoRoll[1].jpg")
>>60673167
Canada is a multicultural society.
Here in Toronto, you can find such wonders as Sushi Burritos.
>>60673528
Introduce us
>>60673347
vienes a japon
>>60673347
lo siento, hablo un poco de español
tengo estudiar más
so, did you check Amazon?
>>60673635
too skinny for my taste.
>>60673635
I really wouldn't recommend him as boyfriend material.
>>60673635
沙羅 is not your pimp.
>>60673347
La caligrafía es aburrido
DBS era interesante
よっぱらいてい
>>60673698
Lol of course she isn't. Cause I'm not a prostitute
>>60673670
I think he's just right
>>60673676
Why not? Is he married or something
>>60673626
I know,but can you call tortilla Canadian food?
that poster is so funny
>>60673626
That's an atrocity
>>60673754
Not married, just... not suitable.
>>60673731
酔っ払い亭珍々
>>60673835
It's ok. I don't even want a Japanese boyfriend anymore. I want an American one now
Why can the Copa America invite Japan to their tournament but we can't.
Fuck this shit desu...
>>60673846
>亭珍々
whatttt
>>60673857
What's wrong with Japanese boyfriends?
>>60673857
What made you change your mind?
What about Wentz?
>>60673898
I don't know I've never had one
>>60673913
Wentz said he doesn't like 外国人
So we're not on good terms anymore
>>60673898
キモカワ
>>60673991
pet me. (*´ω｀*)
I wonder how his parents felt hearing him say that. Even as a joke it's pretty shitty to say on TV
>>60673946
ウェンツはレイシスト
>>60673637
Ojalá algún día
>>60673638
Miré en Ebay y encontré algunas opciones con free shipping
>>60673718
年取ったブルマは可愛い
time to lift faggots
saturday night and no gf
pain is the escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpEpJIz6Mio
>>60673875
>酔っ払い亭珍々
sounds and looks like rakugoka
>>60673946
You have my condolences.
スレ遅いから
韓国のゲイアプリの人々うpしてみようか
どう思う?
でも見る方はみんな日本人だから大丈夫?
www今お客募集してる人もいる
>>60674058
I don't think he's a racist. I think he just took an opening to make a bad self-deprecating joke.
>>60674118
It's ok. I am fine
>>60674132
ここの人が見るつもりで載せたのではないと思うよ
>>60674170
いくら?
>>60674094
whaaat
>>60674221
1万円
>>60674209
そうだ 日本語スレで/b/のように行動してはいけない
最低な思いでした ごめんなさい
>>60674061
I hope you get them very cheaper
>>60674272
It's not about the thread lol
Actually don't let me stop you.
Fuck it
>>60674132
やめとけやめとけ
後で後悔するのは韓孤苦だぞ
>>60674307
やる。。。?
ドラえもんもいてピカチュウもいる
>>60674061
ブルマ死んでた(>_<)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JuxM-snGc
>>60674333
What do you mean
https://youtu.be/y8YM6uZN1Rw
Tao in her early days as a model
黒人もいるんだな
>>60674234
落語家 is who play 落語
I like rakugo is traditional comedy
https://youtu.be/V4KUsejFdwI
>>60674416
I don't see pikachu
>>60674382
プロフィールに自分の写真の代わりにドラえもんやピカチュウの写真うpした人あるって意味
>>60674286
Thanks, how much does it cost a kit like this in Japan?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Japanese-CALLIGRAPHY-SHODO-Complete-Set-in-8-pieces-/121995889075
>>60674416
>36%
充電しろw
>>60674451
wtf the only word I understand is gozaimasu
>>60674465
>>60674535
He's a keeper
>>60674535
Pikachu sucks black dicks desu senpai desu
>>60674502
後面が壊れた装置なのでバッテリーの健康の管理なんてしない
文学賞を取ると新たなもん買うww
Skinny Pikachu > Chubby Pikachu
>>60674635
idiot
>>60674635
i loved myself when i weighed 68kg (´;ω;｀)
>>60674665
I don't mean people's weight.
Are you chubby?
It's fun to eat
>>60674651
>>60674697
im strong
I forgot the picture
精神科医に僕の性的アイデンティティーを言ってしまって他の精神科医を早く探さなきゃ
精神科医は何でも理解してくれると思った俺が馬鹿だった
実は後ろで笑ってるとか嫌ってる可能性が80%
>>60674728
left is better
>>60674697
i am not
i did not fall that low yet
文学賞なんてクソだよ
少なくとも日本のは
うわああああああああああああああ精神科に言ったすべてのことが黒歴史だああああああああああ記憶自体も黒歴史でええええええええええええ言ったことも黒歴史だああああああああああどーする
why white don't go africa for sex tourism?
Africa is more near from Europe,NA.
>>60674497
It's fucking too fucking expensive.
All of these are fucking low quality
these can buy hyakkin is like 1doll store
this set do not over 10doller why over 2times?
You must looking for other way
>>60674775
So what do you mean? That you've lost weight? You'd better eat if you weigh less than 58kg. Start eating delicious things.
>>60674835
niggers have aids and most of them are ugly
>>60674819
でもデビューできる
ハルキもそうしてデビューしたし
文学賞自体はつまんけど新人には機会が要る
>>60674880
This
>>60674855
no i am 181 cm tall and i think my ideal weight is 68kg
i was anorexic in high school and then i hit 63kg
>>60674508
he has accent
ポケモンは純文学である
>>60674981
i will never understand japanese. why do i even continue learning it. kill me
>>60670570
Isn't まい what you are looking for?
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/adv_volitional.html#part2
>>60674844
Thanks again, I thought this would be case, I guess I will go to the Japanese institutes of my country to ask, they may know something.
>>60674880
thailand has high aids rate too.
>USA
>>60674953
You should start playing pokemon again. There's new games coming out soon
>>60675049
No that's different
187cm 79kg 29歳
スタンダードな体格
低廉な価格で”””””””””””””バイト"""""""""""""""します
>>60675100
I hope i didnt get aids from when i was there 3 years ago
fuck
>>60674747
>実は後ろで笑ってるとか嫌ってる
Or he doesn't care about you at all.
>>60675116
You have to pay money?
Like prostitution?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsKDJlpUbA
>>60675106
where can i play it?
>>60675116
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉｲｲﾈ
>>60675116
話違うけど軍隊はいつ入んの?
>>60674834
俺も飲み会の度に黒歴史を作ってるから大丈夫大丈夫
>>60675204
その話はやめよう
韓孤苦は行かないんだよ
It is one of those days where I forgot to buy breakfast and I cant go out because I am not groomed yet but I cant be arsed to groom myself because I do not have any energy due to not having eaten breakfast
>>60675180
no the app is mostly for meetups but there are some (literal) manwhores who top or bottom for old/ugly/whatnot men for money
oh and the age of consent in Korea is 14 so there are middle/high schooler 男娼 as well
korea is a degenerate society
>>60675271
just wear a beard like a man
>>60675271
Don't you ever cook?
Cook yourself a meal
>>60675204
行かない!
What are the best places to visit that aren't obvious tourist destinations?
I have absolutely zero intent on picking up girls, I just want to see castles and cool shit
>>60675285
Every society has its problems I guess :(
I can imagine now as an adult selling my body if I were really desperate or something. But not as a child.
>>60675054
yes, you should,
http://m.ebay.com/itm/New-Japanese-Calligraphy-Shodo-Writing-Ink-BOKUEKI-SUMI-180ml-Made-in-Japan-/262035495232?nav=SEARCH
It's fucking 10times, It's only 100yen
wtf happen??
These are makes me fucking mad
>>60675106
Oh, sorry I didn't read the link fully, it says やめよう or ないようにする for your case.
>>60675271
この内容で俳句作ったらよくできる感じ
>>60675049
wtf
I thought you posted a Japanese girl named "まい"
