>Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved in a ruling slammed by animal rights groups.
>>60643449
if you penetrate the animal then they win
>oral sex in animals
>I want to puke
>>60643449
yes, because backward country hicks care about legality when they're so horny even a goat starts to look attractive
in other words, water is wet, in a storm any port.
>>60643579
Your country is the one that starts this happening.
>>60643449
Based Trudeau
>>60643449
Oh Canada...
Our home and gender neutral land...
Will it be called the "dog vs peanutbutter" precedent? :^)
>>60643449
Just think there are people all over blowing their animals RIGHT NOW. laffing
Wtf i LOVE canada now
>put peanut butter on dick
>sit down and wait for animal
>get a blowie
>claim that you were raped and that putting peanut butter on your dick isn't asking for it
>>60643449
>>60643449
Canada doesn't deserve to live anymore, you guys had a good run.
>>60643449
This is what happens when you didn't let Harper win.
>>60643538
KEK
>Be Canadian
>Dog's tongue accidentally slips into my asshole during licking session
>Get sent to diversity and tolerance gulag and the dog's custody is handed to the Chinese community
A one way ticket to Canada please.
>>60643449
The story of how Canada stopped gay marriage worldwide by proving true the slippery slope argument.
AhahahahahahahahahhhahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.
So this is what freedom feels like.
>tfw it's legal to have sex with animals in Finland
>>60649433
Do you have real pepe gf?
this is what happens to the psyche of your people when you border us
>>60643642
We only make anal sex like real men, not disgusting oral sex.
>want to kiss a little girl
>omg you disgusting perv
>fags want to stick their dicks in the mouths of other animals like filthy Moors
>so progressive and tolerant!
>>60652825
>pedo
Get the fuck out of my country
>>60652878
>defending hypocrisy
Animals can't consent, you retard.
>>60652906
They can apparently consent to petting, which would be considered battery, with body language. Why not sex?
>>60649433
reindeer pussy is best pussy
>>60653344
If human children are supposedly unable to consent, then how is a whole different species, with a completely different perception of life and its activities, can give human consent? It doesn't make any sense.
>>60643449
Oh fuck, Canada.
>>60653344
Actually it's because it's morally disgusting, only real reason
>>60643449
>whereistheevidence
goat fuck immigrant influx to canada, their culture follows them
>>60653925
There are multiple reasons for human children not being able to give consent until sexual maturity, mainly physical harm and pregnancy. Physical harm is shown by negative body language, sexual or not, and obviously pregnancy isn't an issue interspecies. Once again though, if you go up to someone and start rubbing your hand in their hair without asking first, you've committed battery. Apparently body language is enough to decide whether you can do it to animals or not, so why not sex?
>>60654128
Because it causes aids, because it's objectively disgusting (said reason that we ban sibling-on-sibling and major-children-on-parent incest, really).
Also, op is a fag and the source of his """claim""" is infowars.com
>>60643449
>>Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex
See this is just ignorant of legal preceding in the West where ruling precedents are set by judges as to how a statute is to be interpreted in this case. What happened here, which is being wildly misreported by legalese illiterate- hang on I just realized the only source for this story is Christian Post and Infowars. Why am I even responding to this.
>>60654128
>(said reason that we ban sibling-on-sibling and major-children-on-parent incest, really)
>France
what does it feels like to fuck an animal?
>>60654219
Monkeys apparently caused AIDS, but now fucking a person with AIDS causes AIDS too. There are very few animal to human STDs, almost all of them aren't sex exclusive or involve faeces.
>>60643538
Fucking kek 10/10
>>60654337
HIV/AIDS is blood-borne and was most likely spread to humans via consumption of game meat. Get your mind out of the gutter (and yiff in hell).
Who even pushed this through and wanted it in the first place? Show me his or her face
>>60643449
>>60654377
>Who even pushed this through and wanted it in the first place?
Nobody. There was no statue passed down by the supreme court. Don't believe everything you read on the internet or even most of it.
>>60654377
I can show you where to get more information :
>infowars.com
>>60654374
I really had no idea, I just heard it came from monkeys, but apparently not so thanks for the argument I guess
>>60654377
>Who even pushed this through and wanted it in the first place?
Well, Swedes are pushing for necrophilia to appease the Muslims.
>>60654464
It did likely come from a species of monkey. But from people hunting and eating it not bizzare illicit jungle sexual contact
My country is a fucking meme..... waiting for that *raises paw* faggot to chip in.. any minute now
>>60654377
no one pushed it through, the original law just stated that penetration was illegal, so through a loophole anything that isn't penetration is legal
>>60654487
Alright, thanks for clarifying
Why not fuck them if you can murder and eat them?
>>60654500
>be typical 4chan poster
>believe everything I read on the internet tracks actual reality in a meaningful way
>HURRR
>DURRRRRR
>>60654547
>What is fun
>>60654500
FFS
Stop it now
The website that reported it is FUCKING INFOWARS
The one that says the world is going to end every other Thursday
It's a lie, like 99% of what you will see/heard on 4chan (especially about immigration)
>>60654582
>It's a lie, like 99% of what you will see/heard on 4chan (especially about immigration)
mm like what?
>>60643538
I don't get it
>>60654524
Oh ok thanks. Reading about what caused it now, it's pretty disgusting
>The case involved a man who had been convicted of sexually abusing two of his step daughters, who had also been convicted of bestiality after he attempted to make the dog engage in sexual activities with one of the young girls.
>A lower court convicted the man of bestiality after it heard he smeared peanut butter on the girl, who was 15 at the time of the abuse, to entice the dog to lick it off.
The loophole will probably get fixed soon so Canadians get in all the peanut butter action while you can
>>60654653
It's 2016, bro.
>>60648673
Lefties weren't the ones calling for this
>>60654582
Woah I don't know about the validity of this and I don't care. I meant my country is a meme on /int/, Relax fag.
>>60643538
tbqh this is really good post.
>>60654672
Explain further
>>60654714
I'll use that one next time i have to spaghetti out of having sex.
>>60654727
>>>/reddit/
>>60654653
From a quote from Candadian PM saying something along the lines of "if you kill your enemies, they win"
>>60643449
Why are you so against this /int/? Isn't this just like in those Chinese girl cartoons you watch?
>mfw im moving to Canadá for holydays soon
>mfw no face when
>>60654869
Why would anyone come here for a holiday?
>>60654824
Two humans having sex is not the same thing as a human and another animal.
>>60643449
WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
>>60643449
bestiality shouldn't be illegal desu. populism surrounding non-issues finally caught up to us in denmark, making it illegal.
animal cruelty is already illegal, so if you do shit that is considered sexual with an animal, but not harming the animal, why should it be anyone else's business
i mean we can literally kill and eat the animals, but god forbid that fido gets to jump on old mcdonald's wife once in a while
>>60655071
>child abuse is already illegal, so if you do shit that is considered sexual with a child, but not harming the child, why should it be anyone else's business
Surely you see the problem with this.
>>60654908
Honeymoon
Cuz EU is cheap so we can go anytime, we dont like shitier countries, asian countries are expensives as fuck (Japan, Korea), and US is full of angry niggers, feminist and well... Amerifats in general
So that left Canada
O CANADA
>>60655071
>i mean we can literally kill and eat the animals, but god forbid that fido gets to jump on old mcdonald's wife once in a while
kek'd
>>60643449
>it's 2016 and you still can't penetrate your pets
>>60643449
Canada is reaching critical meme-status at an alarming rate.
Soon nobody would remember what Sweden did because it all pales to the atrocities of Cancucks.
>>60655151
Well, good luck man. Where are you going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1nnNz_Tewk
Here is an american explaining why bestiality should be legal.
>>60655151
>don't like shittier countries
>can't afford going to expensive countries
>>60655145
>Children = animals
Tell me when you can get animals pregnant
>>60655145
You are putting animals on the same legal level as humans, which is complete nonsense
There's lots of things you can do to animals that you can't do to humans
>>60655250
Toronto - Montreal - Otawa - Quebec
We both like the country, lets hope that we dont regret it
I'm sure a lot of people are happy with that
>>60655366
Toronto is the New York of Canada without all the good things. Ottawa is a government town pretty much with nothing to do there. Quebec is nice but the people aren't. Go to Newfoundland m8.
>>60643579
Learn2Greentext
>>60655426
>Quebec is nice but the people aren't
bit rude, chap
>>60655497
Sorry. Personal experience.
>>60655321
>>60655337
We're discussing the ability of animals to consent to sex with humans. How can they do that when we look at consent from our human point of view?
>>60643449
So like, fucking a dog in the mouth is okay now? Or sucking a dogs dick is ok?
Or is this mainly for girls getting licked by dogs? Seems like the least disgusting/dangerous type of oral sex with a dog.
>>60655536
well, sometimes we're a bit rude to anglophones, but it's not without reason
>>60655539
Why would we need consent from animals?? We don't need consent from animals for anything else.
Unless they are demonstrably harmed, we can otherwise do whatever the fuck we please with animals.
>>60655536
too right-wing for him I guess
>>60655539
Once again, animals are not human.
You don't need consent to pet ("batter") them.
You don't need consent to kill ("murder") / eat them.
Why would sex be a problem?
>>60655583
>Bonjour may I use the telephone?
>quelle?
>Sorry um...téléphone?
>hmm.... Qui
Every goddamn day.
>>60655672
>Right wing
Quebec is where the most powerful and craziest liberals have come from?
>>60655316
Canadá is not shit tier to me
>>60655639
>>60655718
The idea of humans having sex with animals disturbs me. We pet them but it's usually in a harmless way. Killing them for food is also understandable (should we refrain from killing plants for food too?). I just don't see why sex with them should be allowed.
>>60655426
Would check
This is good imo, animal sex should be legal as long as its not forcible insertion.
>>60654530
>>60655071
Killing and eating Animals is wrong. You can't point to something wrong and use it as an excuse to commit other wrongdoings.
When I was younger, I used to let my dog lick my dick, balls, and ass.
He was always wagging his tail and he got excited when I'd get naked, but I doubt it was sexual in his mind. I'd never even think about penetrating him, as it would hurt him and I wouldn't want to hurt my dog.
>>60655954
It's fine to think it's gross and disturbing, but, as long as the sex isn't doing any physical damage (like trying to shove your dick somewhere it obviously won't fit) or being forced / done when it's clearly uncomfortable, it's completely harmless
>>60656039
>Killing and eating Animals is wrong
Not a view held by most people which is why I adressed the issue in a manner that would be problematic to the ones that don't think this way.
>>60655954
Whether or not it is necessary isn't really relevant to whether or not it is positively immoral.
>>60655639
>Unless they are demonstrably harmed, we can otherwise do whatever the fuck we please with animals.
Here, simply abandoning an animal is a crime punished with jail time. You're also forbidden from owning any animal for 5 years.
Not sure if you were counting that as harm or if your laws take that into account but that's how it works here.
>>60656537
Id say that's a fair law, because if you take in an animal, especially when it's very young, it won't develop the skills it needs to survive on its own
>>60656123
This desu. I can't argue against it since mass, industrial slaughter of them is okay, forced labour is okay and experimenting on them is okay. It would contradict those and make me a hypocrite if I went against this.
>>60656039
R A R E F L A G
Inflicting unnecessary pain and suffering on animals is prohibited everywhere civilised.
Killing them is alright.
If fucking your animals inflicts said pain and suffering kill it first and then fuck the body. What difference does it make it to a degenerate.
>>60658233
Are you genuinely serious?
It was a legal loophole that some pedo used to get out of trouble. The courts will fix it soon enough.
brb moving to hongcouver
Anyone have the webms of that 9/10 blonde girl getting oral from the German Sheppard?
>>60658322
It's the most logical solution.
>>60658162
how new are you
>>60658233
>Inflicting unnecessary pain and suffering on animals is prohibited everywhere civilised.
Eating animals is not a necessity. It is possible to live without killing and eating them.
>It isn't legal to fuck animals in his "country"
>>60658368
>It was a legal loophole that some pedo used to get out of trouble.
lol no, he just didn't get another charge.
>>60658950
Fuck off Vegan cuck. Meat is delicious.
>there are sick in the head canadian qts blowing dogs/horses/donkeys as we speak
>>60658950
>Eating plants is not a necessity. It is possible to live without killing and eating them.
>>60659061
Work on your reading comprehension, friend. I never claimed to be a vegan and I eat meat regularly, but it isn't necessary to do so.
>>60659173
>strawman+false equivalence
We aren't talking about plants, my man.
>>60658950
>Plant aren't alive
How is that major in social studies working out for you.
>>60659233
>We aren't talking about plants, my man.
Maybe not but they're also living creatures.
>>60659252
Plants can grow their extremities again, animals cannot.
Except if you eat lizard tails octopus tentacles (one or two a time) and stuff like that. In that case it's forgivable.
>>60659252
>Plant aren't alive
Show me where I said that and please tell me what it has to do with the (lack of) necessity of eating meat.
>>60659329
Of course, I never stated that plants aren't living organisms.
inb4 I get called a vegan again
>>60654377
The case was a bestiality charge against a guy who rubbed peanut butter on his daughter's genitals and had the family dog lick it off. Since the wording of Canada's bestiality law only involves penetration the court dropped the bestiality charge. It's not like the court is saying it's ok, just that Canada's bestiality laws are possibly too narrowly defined.
He's still going to jail though for other sex crimes, just not this one.
>>60659627
>rubbed peanut butter on his daughter's genitals and had the family dog lick it off.
>>60654106
What is morality, that's the real question. A BJ was immoral in the past, it was forbidden and considered as sodomy. Actually BJ is not a problem.
Morality is shit, it's only valuable if something involve non-consented acts.
>>60643449
>legalized oral sex with pets
That isn't how the Supreme Court works retard. They can't legalize shit, they aren't the government. They simply provided clarification and precedent on our existing laws
>Living beside whales for decades
>Law allowing oral sex with them took this long to pass
>Time to go to America
>>60654219
And you are french? Fuck, shame on my country to produce such breathless guys.
It's disgusting for you, it's disgusting for who learn that is disgusting. It is only a matter of culture and learning. It doesn't cause AIDS, if the animal is not harmed (lrn2biology). I don't like zoophilia nor homosexuality, and at the same time but I don't really care about. People do what they want. Moral is like opinions, it will change over the time.
The only thing that really matter is science against beliefs. You cant' be something else than boy or girl, thinking otherwise is stupid.
Fucking animal is kinda desperate and show social dysfunctions, but that's not a raison to put someone in jail. So you fuck a cow you go in jail, you eat the same animal and it's OK? Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh seriously guys.
ich hatt' einen kameraden
>>60660798
Correction:
It doesn't cause AIDS, most often animal AIDS is not the same then the humain one, and can't be transmitted. If the animal is not harmed it's not really a problem.
Are we officially the coolest country in North America yet?
From Britain's most prized province to real life tumblr shithole
Where did Canada go so wrong?
