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be qt
get shot
Kyary
english rugby twat, you about?
Post her insta
IF THAILAD DOESN'T RESPOND TO THIS POST WITHIN 2 MINUTES AND 37 SECONDS I'M VOTING REMAIN
I MEAN IT
fuck germany
https://twitter.com/12AMdesperado/status/733093317349670913
Owen farell and bernard foley in a 69
me dabbing on you
>>60643251
why does he care
he doesn't live in the eu
he can just watch it burn and laugh
>>60643255
/brit/ is a normie general
qt girl who friendzoned me back in school whom I haven't talked to since 2010 is now writing me on facebook saying how fondly she remembers me lads
what should I do?
mummy and daddy LEAVE please I need to willy wank
>>60643255
bruhhhh who did dis 100 100 lisa got NO chill
>>60643296
>writing me on facebook
fuck off normie yank
>>60643296
are you doing well now, financially?
>>60643293
saying it's a normie general doesn't make it normie you pleb
>>60643267
>>60643200
don't understand this
First scrum..
doing a too lazy to cook.
@60643251
>giving thailad attention
>>>/fa/11390763
Stop beating russian lads.
>browsing 4 generals
>watching two streams
>playing a game
holy fuck cannot keep up
>>60643296
Post the message.
Obviously don't pursue her for anything other than lols though.
>>60643251
rip
*manipulates the pipettes*
hehe yes, get sucked you liquids
>>60643338
how does it take 45 minutes to put some processed shit in a paper bag and drive it to you?
he looks smug
>>60643381
It takes about 10 or 15
>>60643338
REEE GIVE ME MCDONALDS DELIVERY
>>60643391
d r o p p e d
>>60643319
I've been doing very well as of the last couple of years, I wonder if that has something to do with it
I'd rather a younger qt since we're both 27 this year haha
>>60643391
DROPPED
England BTFO just hand over owen farells boipucci already
£400 on brexit nets a cool £144 profit
Virtually guaranteed money
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
>>60643367
>>60643318
I'm Danish so you wouldn't understand our messages.
>>60643433
who?
>>60643429
>England BTFO
good post
> hand over owen farells boipucci
not a good post
>>60643412
>27 year old bitch ignores you for 10 years then when you're doing well she's interested.
mate, you need to bang her and then ignore her
>>60643430
screenshotting this
>get drafted for WW3
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo starts playing
me and the lads on tour
>>60643457
british tourists are so embarrassing
>organic poo
>>60643435
fucking illegals
am courting a girl
am not doing it well though
>Some CEO/Economist says Britain should stay
Look guys - we have to look at what they're saying. Our jobs could be at stake if we don't listen to what the CEOs say.
>CEO/Economist wants to leave
Oh wow you think these billionaires care about YOUR future? Grow up.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS REMAINERS.
REEEEEEE.
>>60643471
>british
charli desu
are dave is 101 tomorrow lads
>>60643457
I remember the russian lads getting your flags
>>60643471
>tourists
>>60643497
literally vomit inducing
>>60643498
surely something suss is going on that he can live to be 101
>>60643497
me (getting jiggy with it) on the right
should i order pizza 2 nights in a row?
mum's gone away for the long weekend
>>60643484
>Get called a racist and a bigot for voting leave/UKIP
hate this meme
>>60643451
What should I buy with the winnings, bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue?
>>60643514
Push the ballsack in front of your eyes aside.
look at this fucking cat
>>60643509
she is SO fucking ugly
youve got some sort of problem
wish i would go ahead and fuck my life up
>>60643520
order a kangaroo, prawn and cunt bbq pizza
>>60643498
by that age you should really consider just giving up
>>60643471
it's france, they're NOT tourists, europe is one nation inshallah, we are ALL brussels
>>60643520
fat cunt
>>60643509
I was with the amazonian from the beginning
Owen farell just look at him my god i would swallow every last drop of his cum
>>60643534
id rather look at the gook
What was the biggest thing to ever happen on 4chan? Gets excluded
>>60643547
I cat one would be better
>>60643567
bit gay
how are there still travel agents lads? what can they do that I can't do from a computer for free?
If I was the french police I would impose a 7pm curfew wherever england are playing for a whole week before the game
anyone caught outside between 7pm - 7am gets shot on sight
>>60643573
when an anonymous poster got 2 repeating digits after posting a picture of patrick bateman
i'm glad to be the most privileged i could be
want a yank gf with lisa simpsons voice desu
I'm sharing a thread with a literal poofter 0.o
>>60643515
Queen mother was 101 as well lad
It's a combination of genetics and being able to afford to eat extremely well and the best healthcare in the world
>>60643589
will travel agents still exist if we brexit?
we won't be allowed to visit other eu countries any more will we?
>>60643589
how do a lot of businesses still exist post internet
>>60643576
Don't understand this post
gonna eat and watch classic simpsons
>>60643515
He probably does inject baby blood and stem cells and other weird stuff but he has alpha genetics, his grandad was Americas first billionaire and eventually worth $318bn in 2016 money, grandad died at 97 and his dad at 87, he grew up in a 9 story house in Manhattan full of renaissance works of art, David controls $1 trillion of assets. Being elected president would be a demotion from being David Rockefeller.
>>60643589
computers can't really persuade you the same way a people can
>>60643589
Now that the average guy can book a holiday online, they move to more niche markets
>old people
Still don't want to use the internet etc
>Rich people
Don't have to lift a finger to get their first class holiday
>SUPER POOR people
can get caravaning holidays etc for cheap if they cant afford internet
>>60643626
replace the dogs face with the cats face you spastic
Might buy the new Colin McRae
its on 40% off sale
>>60643651
>caravanning
>cheap
m8
I ate too much food and the Korean girl I was out with patted my stomach and said "It will make it go down easier"
look at this fucking dog
>>60643482
A girl got pissed at me for calling her an FWB yesterday. That was after we had sex
>>60643673
it keeps crashing m8
>>60643296
ask her out for a drink then take her to the local pub to sink some piss with the lads
>>60643589
Families with young kids like the convenience of booking a package holiday through an agent, they don't want to spend time getting separate flights, transport to their hotel and hotel etc all independently when an agent can sort out everything for them.
>>60643600
kek, I love the graininess on this
has this person been tracked down?
>>60643692
lol
dog wanker loves his fucking dogs
>>60643673
i played it but it's a bit choppy
>>60643633
He's outlived all his brothers and probably a fair few of his nieces and nephews as well
Must start feeling pretty shit eventually
>>60643573
the fappening
>>60643615
They also have the advantage of being part reptile
>>60643738
what country?
>>60643573
probably ISHYGDDT
felt like that kind of ushered in a new, post ironic era of memes
quite sweaty
really CANNOT be arsed to do leg day today lads
might just skip it and do back and biceps
>>60643738
ruski, china
>>60643756
russia was DDoSing earlier
>>60643739
perfect
>>60643756
Russia
why is /cum/ so dead
>>60643765
Do any chinese people post
never seen one I think
apart from HK obs
>>60643756
russia
>>60643724
his son died last year aged 65
his brother nelson, former vice president and govenor of new york, died of a heart attack while shagging an aide on his office desk
>>60643781
cause its still in ur mum :DDD
//60643788
thanks for the (You)s, worm
*studies knowing I wont get a job*
ah yes
>>60643788
All me
>>60643764
easing myself back in after some interrupted training. want a 150kg squat and 200kg deadlift. will probably just do something to get the blood pumping a little today.
Owen farell is dirty as fuck he milked that
>speaking with my mate last weekend
>adamant that he's voting stay because it's too 'risky'
>see him last night
>he said he's watched the debates and done more research and now he's voting to leave
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING LADS, THE NORMIES ARE WAKING UP
*shows you who's boss*
>>60643796
but it's the opposite you moron
>>60643835
hysterical squealing runt
>>60643835
convinced my brother to vote leave, my dads voting leave
Think my mum is, but she won't talk about it because my stepdad wants to vote remain
The brothers grimsby is a good movie.
>>60643589
If you're going on a long holiday, to multiple places, with lots of activities planned, then getting a high-class travel agent to sort out the itinerary for you saves a LOT of effort on your part, especially if a language barrier is involved. If you have the money to pay for it, then getting someone to pre-arrange all transits, accommodation, special meals, days out etc. is amazing, and saves you a lot of unnecessary stress on your holiday. Also, very high-class travel agencies often have special relationships with up-market hotels, which means that you're guaranteed to get extra attention, care, and perks from the staff
t. billionaire
>>60643861
W I F E ' S S O N
>>60643879
the exact response I was hoping for
>>60643837
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
>>60643864
>movie
FOY
>>60643835
>he actually thinks leave is going to win
>he thinks british people vote for change
anyone who is voting leave is a bloody racist in my book
>>60643879
When I was at the doctor's office today the (male) nurse was unironically talking about his wife's son
Fugg
*tied up potato sack in the corner of my grand hall starts squealing and squirming*
What the bloody hell?
*boots it with all my might on passing*
Quiet in there you bloody runt!
*rope comes undone and the runts pale legs protude from the opening*
*gets its footing and runs legs only blindly around the hall*
Good lord!
*runs directly out the door after smashing my ivory*
Blooming runt! Jamison, my rifle!
*see legged sack running in courtyard*
*gets hounded by 3 guard dogs*
*lowers rife with a satisfied smile*
very good
>>60643955
mm
exquisite
kek my friend's Polish fiance who got UK citizenship in April this year is voting Leave
got the need for speed
Think I may stick some cocaine up my hooter whilst watching the England game later
Anyone have that ballbag posting imgur link?
could use a laf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LZve3Atblc
choon
any moving shadow ravers in the house here
Why would you get married in 2016? Modern women are a ticking time bomb.
>>60643994
clean your fucking keyboard
>>60643994
>>60643995
Two very good posts on a row
I bet my Dad £5 that we'll stay in the EU even though I want Britain to leave.
here it is
http://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/
>>60644029
That's his gimmick
>>60643994
runt
>look at this fucking dog
Kev here, ama
>>60644033
rude
Kev here, ama
>>60644009
>marrying modern women
>find a banknote in my backpocket
>fuck yeah this feels like free money
>it's a 5 euro note
>>60644051
Kev here, ama
>>60644042
what happened to boards.ie?
>>60644060
Found £20 between the seats on the X5 once.
>>60644060
£3.93 right there lad
>>60644066
don't know. too many runters and munters interrupting my flow. not happy with it.
my diamonds come from tokyo i call them ching chong
>>60644060
literately found £100 I hid in my bedroom last week
hi yanks
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bye yanks :) xx
>>60644074
the fucks an x5
>>60644090
fuck off, dont be rude to my friends.
gross
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/hundreds-turn-out-cycle-naked-11458186
Kek
Not fond of immigrants tbqhwy
>>60644096
You'd know if you went to University (either of them).
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454503
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454503
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454503
Can we speak seriously for a moment guys. I really want a gf and this place isn't serious enough for me to discuss the topic. so can we get some nice conversation going. thanks.
Poleaboo is looking forward to the Albania v Switzerland game today
Will be good to see lots of Muslim athletes on the pitch at once
>>60644106
are they trying to say that leave voters are fucking thick cunts?
>>60644106
yorkshire mentioned
sad and lonely
might speak to her today
>tfw masters from a rustlers and voting OUT
>>60644117
Syrian Army and Kurds is the patrician option
>>60644117
Haha fucking hell its not the football, about supporting pmsl
Just cummed in my pants lads
>>60644170
Good lad
Report it.
Ignore it.
>>60644155
like you then
>>60644177
They don't have the guts for the real vote.
reminder that hong kong has a place called "mong cock"
>>60644170
muh humble brag
>>60644195
take that back or I'll make you take it back you little runt
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
>>60644106
>FT poll
>no mention of FT readers
suspicious 2bh
>>60644210
did they name it after you?
who /cumssilently/ here
>>60644177
>snapchat, whatsapp and instagram notifications
I WANT NORMIE RUNTS TO LEAVEEEEEEE
Got so many drugs even opening the bottom drawer in my bedroom is asking for a trip to the mental home
>>60644247
>ywn suck sophie's toes
>>60644235
Kek good point
>>60644258
how do you know what all these things are if you are not yourself a wannabe normie?
>>60644247
>sophie has touched his bollocks
JEALOUS
I would unironically support the monarchy regaining power.
The older I get the more I see them as a human embodiment of the nation. They would have the nations best interest at heart more than career politicians who sell the country out for money and power, due to the monarchy's prosperity being determined by the state of the country. I'd be more willing to fight for them than Dodgy Dave
didn't register to vote haha
>>60644260
You're a sick cunt aye
>>60644294
magnificent post
coup when
WEW it's actually getting close now
>>60644280
I have some of them so I know the logos, I just never get the notifications haha
>>60644177
THANK YOU EDDIE IZZARD
Female athletes have actually gotten pregnant just so they can abort at 3 months and the hormonal boost benefits their performance FACT
>>60644321
so you want to be a normie but you just don't have the capacity to actualise it
Cannot wait for the Brexit fallout. The Tories are going to completely tear themselves apart.
>>60644329
thats actually disgusting if true
i'm very pro abortion too
>>60644294
>britain votes to leave
>hameron, desperate as his """"""legacy""""""""" crumbles before his eyes, decides to not honour the vote
>queen steps in, BTFOs parliament and has dave publicly executed
3 uggos with a fit as fuck daughter on Jeramy Kyle
Poleaboo would love to make her his gf
>>60644294
*salutes this post*
>>60644318
Have they actually changed the way they poll since the clusterfuck that was the Scottish referendum and the general election?
>>60644329
Can't they just inject hormones
>all the recognition Farage will receive if Brexit is successful
Reckon he'll get parliament lads?
>tfw you get told you're "husband goals" because you're good looking and 6'5
m*nlets (anything below 6'3) will never know this feel
>>60644343
how dear you
>>60644110
>University (either of them).
kek
>>60644343
All me, again
>>60644360
No that's cheating
>>60644359
Yeah they have, no reason to think they aren't still shite though
i want toKILL MYSELF ARRgghhh
http://www.worldrugbyvids.com/index.php/2016/06/11/haskell-vs-pocock/
Pocock FUCKING DIES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36505735
good lid
>>60644363
has a fair chance if dave does a snap election tho idk what ukip will do once we leave t'eu
ahh yes the diazepam is kicking in
*internal reeing quietens to a low hum*
>>60644389
Well good morning
>>60644363
I reckon he'll retire to a leafy village in the home counties as he achieved what he set out to
>>60644363
He'll walk off into the sunset
Just got a text.
>can I ask you something?
Followed by three of those see no evil monkey emojis.
>>60644391
>the delusional englishman is back
being delusional as per usual I see
Need a film to watch
Condition: must be on yify
Blimey! Splendid! Hoorah! LOL!
>>60644412
This. UKIP will continue, but I think he'll retire and relax in the countryside
>>60644096
a jeep
>>60644391
Can I watch the second half life somewherE?
>>60644352
More likely result:
>Leave wins by small margin
>Dave drags his legs "negotiating" the process of UK leaving and it takes more than a year with no proper Brexit in sight
>discontent within his own party grows
>vote of no confidence
>general election!
>Labour wins
>Britain stays in the EU since it wasn't their referendum and a lot has changed since it happened
Post your face when.
>look up local orthodontists because I need a new retainer
>closed on the weekends
the sheer ARROGANCE of the medical sector in this country makes my blood BOIL
>>60644412
>>60644433
there was talk of him going being a TV program about history and such
reckon he might go on to do that
>turn her over onto her stomach to shag her doggy
>poo smell
>immediately turn back onto her back
Every fucking time desu unless you get them right after they shower
>>60644462
nah hes got to earn that
needs to serve a term i reckon
>>60644458
nvm Eye in the sky is up
>>60644439
Sorry, are England not winning by 6 points, sheep shagger? Remember what I said yesterday - everything I'm saying is coming true
Module results WHEN reeeeeeeeeeeeEeeee
new strawpoll lads
https://www.strawpoll.me/10454560
https://www.strawpoll.me/10454560
https://www.strawpoll.me/10454560
>>60644364
post dick
>>60644096
>the fucks an x5
Oxford - Cambridge coach service
Name a BBC food show from the last decade that isn't pretentious and wanky as fuck while trying too hard to be down-to-earth and authentic with obnoxious close ups and recipes for "great, wholesome, hearty food that makes you feel good".
Protip: you literally cannot do this.
I'm voting leave but I still don't think >we will win
>>60644500
it's shit
>>60644479
>Takes more than a year with no proper brexit in sight
It's already confirmed by both sides the negotiations will take at the very least 2 years
>>60644490
FONT
did a fat greasy shit and didn't wash my hands
>>60644479
stop it
name a reason a young male would watch a food show
called someone a weapon last night
looked like this
>Revenge of the betrayed
>Abandoned by the metropolitan political elite, their lives utterly changed by mass migration, Labour's northern heartlands could swing it for Brexit
N O R T H E R N
P O W E R H O U S E
>>60644504
cannot wait till the 80 minutes are up
>>60644524
You have to go back to Floyd
>>60644524
Delia was the best
So did ol' sod french help you guys, or no?
>>60644177
Please leave, it will be the first step to the freedom of Europe. Don't listen to our faggy finance minister
>>60644558
some are comfy - love some old Keith Floyd
Come to our chat
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>>60644479
>Implying Jezza isn't actually a Eurosceptic
>Implying he wouldn't be secretly delighted with Brexit
>>60644608
virus don't click
>>60644539
Yeah but "2 years" is something tangible.
One year in they could cite difficulties and say it's still two years away.
Two years in they could say the same.
Three years in they could say the situation has changed a lot due to (Something That Has Happened Since) and it would be responsible to leave now based on the referendum which happened because (Something That Has Happened Since).
Hey presto Leave transmuted into Stay.
If a mixed race couple(of the same mix) have a baby, is the baby mixed race?
>>60644558
Good when you're hungover desu, very comforting
>>60644360
saying they had a miscarriage gives them an excuse when they fail the drug test
ובכן בוקר טוב. קר בחוץ, מזג אוויר אירי. השמש בחוץ למרות זאת, מקווה שיתחמם קצת. בדרך חזרה הביתה מדבלין, פעם שישית השבוע. בתחנת שירות באנפילד כרגע, אלך לראות אם אני יכול להשיג קצת אוכל. המממ.. יאפ... לא יודע מה אעשה בשאר היום, פשוט אצטרך לראות איך ילך. אדבר איתכם שוב, ביי.
>>60644524
Rick Stein's Long Weekends are good
*bangs it top bins, no qualms*
>>60644610
>secretly
He's been openly against the EU most of his political life
He's only performing an unconvincing Bremain attempt because labour will fall to pieces if he doesn't
Another try for England.
Hogwarts in Harry Potter is basically a pleb's fantasy of what a mediaeval public school is like. JK Rowling's view of society is so simplistic that she even had to invent a house in which everyone is an evil rich snob
>>60644572
Oh look! We're 11 points ahead! HAHAHa
Aussie blown out of the water, this is depressing
>>60644479
Boris would crush Jezza in a snap election after an out vote
>>60644656
Just to let you know, I wouldn't have read this post even if I could.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636261/For-30-years-senior-Tory-BILL-CASH-derided-tirelessly-warning-EU-corrupt-superstate-dominated-Germany-events-prove-right-case-against-Brussels-behemoth.html
>>60644646
*it would be irresponsible to leave now
>>60644704
Good post
>>60644689
Tbh, I thought you we're going to thrash us in the first 10 minutes
>Rugby
Posh benders out
>>60644524
Why would I be able to name one? Why would I watch BBC food shows, any food shows, or any BBC content? Sounds like your brain is stuffed full of cultural poison. Your third eye is fucking gouged out lad holy shit.
Just did a synthetic poo lads
>>60644610
>>60644703
That's assuming Jezza will stay in power.
when does the men kicking the ball start
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454610
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454610
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454610
>>60644756
Bout 4 hours from now lad.
> normies have awakened
Hehehe hope they're enjoying their hangovers and brain damage from drug indulgence, dumb normies can't wait to make themselves dumber. Dumb bum normie drones.
Also I hid the kettle in the kitchen hehehe NO TEA FOR YOU, NORMIE FOOL, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING ME UP EVERY FUCKING NIGHT AT 4AM WITH YOUR DRUNKEN HOOTING AND CLANGING
normies are MADE to be squashed under my boot
>still pissed from last night
>got to maintain it for the footie
we go again
Paid £110 for dinner last night wew.
>>60644754
He will, the grassroots of the party would kick off a civil war if the parliamentary party tried to remove him. Jezza is here for the long run.
>>60644782
>>60644799
perfect
reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454560
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454560
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454560
>>60643589
Old rich people
>>60644799
>another boring and low quality post from a normie pleb
Ahh yes.
Room has cooled sufficiently
HELLO RATO
shit am I too late?
love flopping my semi about
Need a Cornish bf
i am very rdunk
Military coup WHEN
who does this fucking rice munching chinky cunt think he is making /brit/?
bit pleased that ukip turns up as purple on the pie chart
wait
lads
lads if like
old boomers are dying and such
and theres less young people
is that good for the economy????????????
>>60644646
I would prefer they spend a few years doing it properly and getting the best deal they can than just leaving in a hurry
>>60644896
no its awful, we need more European immigrants to pay for the bankers bonuses
>>60644878
I don't get it?
Saving my best gimmicks for the upcoming new thread
If england wins im killing myself
just moving onto my 4th can of scrumpy jacks
>>60644825
>>60644848
billy no mates
>>60644922
RIP in peace in pieces
>>60644896
nah m8, boomers will be with us to the bitter end
most doctors are boomers and they're purposely trying to find ways to live to be like 180 so they can buy up even more houses to ensure that we and our children and our children's children will never own our own homes
Just rigged the England game so this Aussie bender tops himself
>>60644922
Haven't watched union in fucking ages. Does it always stop and start like this? Just tuned in.
>>60644938
>scrumpy jacks
>England 16 points up
>Australia down to 14 men
Why didn't we make the other Anglo countries like football instead of rugby and cricket and shite like that?
>>60644908
Again, that's just giving them licence to not leave at all.
>>60644825
>>60644848
fuck off abnormie freaks
YES LADS
>>60644982
Who fucking cares
>>60644982
We play football :^)
the lads
FUCK SAKE ROBSHAW YOU FAT, SLOW SHIT
Oh shit aussie try... cum back time?
>>60644982
i wish you had made us like basketball
>why yes I do enjoy blogging about my boring and normal life that's similar to millions of people on 4chan
Ahh yes.
>sports
normies out
Fucking bernard foley, neck yourself m8
>>60645040
/brit/ is basically twitter for autists
>>60645040
thats where gimmicks come in tbf
new thread lads
>>60645116
>>60645116
>>60645116
Playing with my willy again
HAHA lads going out in 5 to get absolutely steaming and watch the foot OI OI LMAO someone give me a (You) before I go out XD ;)
>>60645129
>no subject
real new
>>60645187
>>60645187
>>60645187
Haskell with the cheeky steal
