John man edition
john key you've got mail
>>60635946
>NZ unironically elected a kike
lmao
Pulkvedis Veiss.
did you know memes backwards is semem
Tsar.
>>60635962
Aotearoa is not for sale
Hol up, russia got banned?
>>60636086
Yeah, I think they're back now though.
>>60636184
God dammit
>>60635946
>John Key won't be able to run the government without Winston from 2017 onwards
Just one more year to hold on before the good times are a-coming.
>>60636318
where is the evidence
>>60636394
sent ;)
>>60636466
thanks
>>60636479
u r whalecum
Xddddd
https://vndb.org/v13871
hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjDFKx3lZI
>>60636665
>>60636654
Thanks
>>60636665
wow that's shit
>>60636654
What's wrong, bud?
>>60636665
>>60636654
>>60636479
>>60636394
>>60636318
>>60636184
>>60635962
oi mum wants to know if youll be home for dinner
>>60636797
yeah mate be round soon
>>60636797
I am home and I cook my own dinner.
>>60636797
What are we having?
>>60636654
kc tier
>>60636797
Can i come too?
>>60636838
kk thanks
>>60636841
>anime
yeah nvm mum said not to come home
>>60636851
chicken roast
>>60636881
*winds window up*
>>60636954
>chicken roast
Sweet I'm on my way now.
>>60636954
Hell yeah!! Ill bring the drinks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Taxation is theft.
>>60636954
Oi m8 im here, enough OJ for everyone
>>60637078
>1.7L
>enough for everyone
Good morning friends
God i wish i were in Riga now
>>60637078
>1.7 L
my wifes sons are coming, this is not going to be enough!
>>60637107
got some apple juice with me as wl
>>60637147
Hi did you enjoyed you ban?
>>60637161
I can bring some kool aid!
![New-Lynn-Jew-Hoarding[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SS7nRyb.jpg "New-Lynn-Jew-Hoarding[2].jpg")
>>60635946
>>60637168
yes
>>60636000
Shit this one has nice digits tbqh
>>60637199
incredible banter
>>60637199
>Jew Zealand
>>60637077
What's this
What did Loui do
x
d
reeeee come back to me aus and nz
>>60637623
hello hehe
>>60637623
gday
>>60637623
Hi.
>>60637648
>>60637636
>>60637660
yaaay hi
me at my birthday party haha
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11654793
>>60637674
yee wazza wazza
>>60637694
>She is a person who just happens to have autism. She has never let that small detail define who she is as a person
>Headline reads "Heartbreaking photo of autistic teen alone at birthday party"
lmaooo
>the latvians literally got fucking rangebanned
You LITERALLY CAN'T make this shit up
>>60637870
ahh hello!
>>60637694
r u a girl haha
>>60637870
Fuck off rangebanssia
>>60637694
I'm sending her a card. Anyone know how to mail from New Zealand to America.
>>60638049
if it's being delivered to a building, just put it on a passenger jet and it will deliver it right to her room
>>60638049
Yeah mate you go to the fucking post office you dumb cunt
>>60638049
Just go to the airport and ask an American to give it to her, they'll probably know her.
>On period
>Taking some well-deserved me-time on the porcelain throne
>Get a blocker, gotta push
>Tampon pops out of the gooey gooch
>STILL NOT ENOUGH
>Tampon abandoned, gets drowned in piss
>Liquids coming out of every orifice except anus
>It's go time
>Put feet up on wall on either side, lean over and put hands on floor
>Take a deep breath, and whisper "Namaste desu"
>The rock-hard shit is freed and I topple over, almost passing out
I'm a virgin, is this what it's like to give birth?
duolingo y anime
:3
>>60637365
>so long as there is no penetration involved
wow boring
>>60636000
Baigi bezkaunīgs esi
>>60638781
ummmmmmm lol?
>>60638781
Kapēc haha
>>60638987
Fuck off, didn't ask you for anything
>>60639031
HOW FRICKING DARE U
>>60639109
Dont mind him
I love you
>you will always be male
>>60639460
feels good m8
>summer
>unironically +9 °C
:D
>>60639741
it's 7 here...
>>60639460
Flannel would like a word with you fucking bigot
>>60639535
meme
>>60639460
ur a fuggin white male xDDD
>>60639741
>>60639857
Who comes up with this meme weather?
>>60640049
Perkūnas
Reminder that jews dont bribe the jews so if u elect a jew you outjew the jew.
non-ironically drinking vb
>>60640115
Woah
this makes you think huh
>>60640194
Good cunt
>>60640194
>VB
Poofters get the FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
Is studying biotechnology a good idea?
>>60640210
thats why they never push a jew into politics and push the goyim that they can use.
>>60640278
is that like biomedical engineering/medical engineering?
apparently you can earn a fucking motzah doing those degrees but i've never met anyone who's done it
>>60640278
Sounds like fun, to be honest.
>>60640306
One of our towns has a jewish mayor. It probably is the best town over here.
>>60640313
Using microorganisms to make useful shit. So yeah, pharmaceutical, food industry and all that.
>>60640386
that proves my point.
Jews dont steal others money, they just make others pay them.
>>60640278
People I know who do it complain about the intensely competitive job market and the course in general. Overall would not recommend unless you're really into making prosthetics.
>green area is almost 6x the area of the baltic states
>its a single electoral division
>100,000 people live there
wew
>>60640386
Domā Lembergs?
>>60640412
He was also on trial for corruption. Was "proven" innocent.
>>60640588
Jā.
>>60640666
Labi skaitļi. Un jā, ar saviem žīdu trikiem uztaisija Ventspili par labāko pilsētu.
>>60640666
does it matter if he use corruption for making a town better, as long as its not stealing its k.
Unironically voting for Labor at the election lads. Tones would've had my vote just cause hes a meme factory but Big Mal just fucked it all up
If you aren't doing the same you should probably be mentally evaluated by a medical professional
>>60640906
literally putting in a blank ballot tbqh
>off of 4chan for a day
>Russians are banned
>>60640948
What's the point?
>>60641107
my thoughts exactly.
the two parties are shit. labor will probably win because that's how australian politics works these days.
>party gets in
>people start to dislike the party
>people look at memes of the party
>omg wtf haha i hate that party now
>vote in the opposite party
>people start to dislike the party
>people look at memes of the party
>omg wtf haha i hate that party now
if labor wins, we will have had 5 leaders in 5 years. i genuinely just couldn't give a rats ass about any of those fuckwits.
Wales beating the kiwis 21-18 atm lads lmao
>>60641228
no fucking way hahahaha i forgot it was on reeee
>>60641165
U just have to make parties feel unsafe. If they feel safe and know they will be elected even if they do shit that wont change anything. Even the shittiest party of them all feeling unsafe but voted in could do great things. Democracy is a fail concept just as Communism.
>>60641265
when the parties feel unsafe, they literally just dump the leader and go back to business.
labour did it to rudd by putting gillard in and then when she went to shit, back to rudd and liberals did it by removing tones for turnbull.
>>60641228
OI FUCK UP CUNT I'M ON DELAYED COVERAGE
>>60641265
Neither party have been safe since 2004 maybe. Kevin07 was looking pretty good when he was elected and he went to shit pretty quick, then just before the 2010 election they dumped him for his deputy and got a hung parliament. Tones won in 2013 more out of a case of people being sick of Labor than really desperately wanting him, then he too went to shit and now we've got Big Mal
The overarching factor here is that rather than being safe they're so unsafe that the moment they fuck up the people abandon them, that's when they change leaders
>>60641354
>>60641328
Mm your right. Well dunno then what can i say everyone is for their own, and in democracy there are 100+ memebers who have to work as a team.
>>60641165
>we will have had 5 leaders in 5 years
haha
Not a single prime minister has held his position for full 4 years since we regained independence in 1991. They usually quit after a year or two.
>>60641409
I wonder why.
>>60641428
What are you implying, maggot?
![[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 03 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][1E7A73C9].mkv_snapshot_17.52_[2016.06.09_11.35.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FGMrJS.jpg "[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 03 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][1E7A73C9].mkv_snapshot_17.52_[2016.06.09_11.35.55].jpg")
rain
>>60641519
They get depressed when they see russian demographics ;DD
>>60641579
But it just was hot about a week ago. Why is Allah doing this?
>>60641611
you infidels dont respect one and true god Perkūnas, so he is literally raining his piss on you atm.
>>60641641
>so he is literally raining his piss on you atm.
That's hot
>>60641656
I sometimes watch golden shower porn but the moment I finish and swallow it makes me want to vomit
Really makes you think
>>60641718
Does beer make you vomit too?
Enjoy the taste of my own piss
Another day, another MRI.
>>60641830
What for chap?
>>60641830
>5 tiles are different
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OCD
>>60641830
>taking your phone to an MRI
>>60641862
Brain tumor.
>>60641868
Yeah, the whole building looks like ass.
>>60641892
But you're doing okay, right? Like getting better?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454110
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454110
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454110
>>60641891
I've still got about an hour to wait. They told me to come early in case someone doesn't show up and there's an opening.
>>60641951
The what?
friend calls:
>"it's my birthday, anon"
>and I'm a tomato
>"what do you mean?"
>you expected me to rush for a present, bitch?
>"wow you're a faggot"
>no I'm a tomato
...she hangs the phone
>>60642062
>she
Let me get this right, she is ugly right? Otherwise I don't see how any sane man would diss a good looking woman.
Aus please apologize to Canada right now http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvocaroo.com%2Fi%2Fs1KesRfh9rrv
>>60642062
female "friend"
kek
>>60642149
This.
That latvian is a cuck.
>>60642148
Brilliant post there fucking seppo
>>60641909
Lol I dunno. That's what the MRI is for. Had 2 tomographies and 1 MRI so far and still can't tell. They're either stalling for graft or just not very good at their job.
Kiwis won against Wales ffs
In a few minutes we'll be up against England, fucking hope we win
>>60642212
Pls come to Latvia if you wanna get better. Everyone knows that Latvian healthcare is superior to Lithuanian and Estonian.
>>60642326
I said fuck up cunt I'm watching on delayed coverage
>>60641892
I hope you die a peaceful death, anon.
Real talk, will anything good come out of the 21st Century
>>60642375
Are you secretly killing lithuanians or something?
Well, here I am. Just one guy before me.
>>60642421
>Even TV coverage is slow in New Zealand
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>60642469
We're only 16 years in lad, 20th century wasn't looking too good at this time either
>>60642469
Selfie sticks
Oculus Rift
Tinder
Humanitarian superpowers
>>60642487
I'm not paying for the rip off of sky sports
Austraallased kõik ilutsegem,
Sest me oleme noored ja tasuta;
Me oleme kuldne pinnase ja rikkust vaevas;
Meie kodu on vöötatud meritsi;
Meie Maa külluslikult looduse kingitused
Ilu rikas ja haruldaste;
Ajaloos lehele, las iga etapi
Advance Australia Fair.
Rõõmsates tüved siis andke meile laulma,
Advance Australia Fair.
>>60642469
Killer A.I. that will end the human race.
Huge improvements in space travel.
Quantum computers that will be able to generate a cure to almost any illness.
An virus immune to everything.
>>60642469
Yup
>>60642532
>Selfie sticks
shit
shit
>Oculus Rift
ok
>Tinder
shit
>Humanitarian superpowers
fuck off
>>60642558
Also robots.
Also a drug that will increase the human lifetime by atleast a 100 years
>>60642469
human genome modification
>>60642469
A hundred year long peace in Europe
>>60642635
Already blew that one.
>>60642554
DON'T RUIN MY FUCKING ANTHEM WITH YOUR FUCKING MEME LANGUAGES
R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60642635
Yes, Islamic style peace
>>60642635
race war when?
Alri lads, for the first time in forever I'm in the mood for cooking, can afford it, and have time for it. What should I make?
>>60642781
Irish Sushi.
>>60642781
grilled cheese sandwich and tea
>>60642781
Sous vide
>>60642836
Sounds gay
>>60642837
Excellent idea. I'll also grab some fish fingers. And beer.
>>60642893
I thought u were gay.
>>60642893
i want some fish fingers too desu bois
should realy start trying to get rid of the NEET lifestyle
reeee this degeneracy in our country
https://youtu.be/HIyRaQPDiZc
>there hasn't been any assassination attempts on Obama yet
>>60643071
disappointing
>>60642635
Pax Islamia
>>60642781
tendies
/ded/
/aliv/
/olives/
All done. Holly shitballs this thing took over an hour this time.
I just signed up to twitter and got instantly locked out.
lads?
>>60644370
you alright mate?
>>60644448
>using twitter
are you a celebrity?
>>60644448
Its shit anyway
Cooolllddd bludded
>>60644559
>>60644571
i already regret it
>>60644448
>got instantly locked out.
what did you say to get locked out?
>recieve my wage
>have nothing to spend money on
>can't afford anything big anyway
i'm content with my existence
>>60644559
Hungry and my ass fell asleep because you can't move in it.
>>60644773
>bitch can't divide by two
Sad state of affairs desu
>>60644801
Haha, as a kid I used to fall asleep at the dentist's office all the time.
What's for lunch?
>>60644846
its a meme u dip
>>60642991
>should realy start trying to get rid of the NEET lifestyle
Did this a year and a half ago. Could never go back even though I miss it sometimes.
>>60645002
Dunno. Probably going to stop by some roadside diner.
I present to you this picture of magnificen Lithuanian landscape
>>60635946
Hahahahaha what a fucking gaycunt hahahaha John Key more like Johnny Gay
>>60645010
a good one
>>60645088
all of the Baltics looks exactly the same, it's just forests, plains, plains, occasional farms, gas stations and more plains
>>60645212
A swamp is fine too.
>>60645212
nice rainbow. bit gay though.
>>60645212
fucking gays made the rainbow to the symbol of subhumans
why were russians banned?
>>60645363
I saw a mountain in Lithuania once, it's rather bizarre though
>>60645554
There's a funny story. Soviets demolished it several times, but people would rebuild it overnight. Weirdos.
>>60645387
>>60645428
Here, have some manly heterostraight blocks
>>60644773
>0
>even
shit thread
shit countries
>>60645635
thanks
>>60645633
Do you even meme, bro?
>>60645614
communism was a mistake
>>60645682
>shitty /g/ay memes
get those things away from here
>>60645614
nice. would drink vodka in.
>>60644773
>this pic
top kek, I remember in my python exam we had some exercise to solve and you could do it two ways basically, the normal way and the retard way, which was like pic related Actually the retard way was somewhat forbidden, but I managed to bypass that restriction because the forbidding sentence was worded a bit differently than what I did.
programmer4life yo, also failed my java course this semester xd, no big bux for me I guess
>>60645764
Fuck off, /g/ memes are the best
>>60645614
Why was this allowed?
>>60645614
Ill make a time machine and supply God King Ulmanis with modern technology to crush the commies
>>60645614
That honestly looks like eastern Germany or any other place where foreigners live.
>>60645763
https://youtu.be/bX3EZCVj2XA
>>60645808
I will never be able to properly program because I'm retarded. Front-end 4lyf.
>>60645933
>because I'm retarded.
Same here apparently, which sucks pretty much since I've always been interested in programming, but realizing you're too stupid to do it properly is pretty sad tbx senpai. Also I have no idea what i'm gonna do after uni with a cs degree, I mean won't prolly be a developer right and basically the rest of jobs I don't even know. What about you? You already working or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkpMva5hZs4
still no gf lads
>>60646127
Whatever lol.
>>60646127
still don't care
>>60646142
>>60646169
rude.
>>60646193
2017 draws ever closer
>>60646193
>rude.
only the first post could be considered rude.
>>60645860
I appreciate your honesty.
>>60646007
I just went straight into work, literally haven't spend a day in an uni in my life. Fixed PCs, worked as a flow measurement "engineer", then as a non-destructive defectoscopy engineer, then yardman which left me with a lot of free time so I educated myself and became a web dev.
Kinda sucks to be an uneducated pleb.
>>60645850
youre very imaginative. have a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPrAhuxXZqA
>>60646127
why would you want one of those?
>>60646298
>Kinda sucks to be an uneducated pleb.
studying and having to rely on your parents money sucks aswell. In here we have like 2 ways to study, one is like ordinary school, you go to classes etc, second one is for people who work basically, there aren't as many hours to spend listening and the rest of classes are usually later at night, 7pm and so. So mostly you just have to learn a bit yourself. Also the degrees are equal and you don't have to complete it in 3 years, you can easily study less in a year if you feel like it and youknow maybe complete the degree in 5 years if you feel like it. So thats what I would recommend for you, do it besides work while you still are young and capable of learning things fairly easy.
Ate two cepelinai at a roadside diner lads. Don't think I can walk proper.
>>60646422
Fucking hitler ruined our folk symbol
>>60646431
Thanks
>>60646583
>>60646525
>cepelinai
what is it?
>>60646650
Good food
>>60646666
th6nks f6r th6s p6st
>>60646650
Google it.
>>60646666
>>60646791
i googled it. i want some now. please send one (((cepelinai))) to 88 abo street sydney australia. thank you.
>>60646880
sent ;)
>>60646493
>studying and having to rely on your parents money sucks aswell
Most of my friends had to, I didn't even have that option.
>do it besides work while you still are young and capable of learning things fairly easy
I don't know, lad, I work full-time from 10am to 6-7pm, usually a workday leaves me pretty tired, you just wanna go home or meet someone and unwind. I'll probably go for professional classes or some sort of a non-degree program anyway.
>>60646880
You can make them if you have starchy potatos.
>>60646983
Fucking hell just join NBS, the government pays for your house, communals, food i think and on top of that 700 euros per month and thats only private rank
>>60647040
Fuck off lmao
>>60647072
Fine, dont enjoy a free life
literally a neet lifestyle, but you run around in the forest and train once in a while
>>60647153
What do you do for a living yourself?
>>60647272
Still studying, but im seriously thinking of joining the NBS
>>60646985
i couldnt cook a toast 2bh.
>>60646915
thank you. i will be eagerly awaiting.
>>60647346
It's not for everyone, my older cousin served for like 5 years. It's an easy life but it leaves you unfulfilled and bored. It's not like Latvian army has a lot of cool branches and brand new tech like Russians and Americans do.
>>60647453
The recon companies is where its at
national guard is quite fun, its not like tou think. Most of our stuff is pretty new, excelt the old pickups which arent really used anymore
>joining the army
i hope you get shot
>>60647949
scum detected
How is that liberal arts degree and mcdonalds job going?
>>60647453
>>60647705
>>60647949
>>60648025
how many latvians are in this thread exactly?
Why were russians banned?
>>60648089
3-4 i think
>>60648160
We invaded them and it had to be kept as a secret
>>60648160
no ;)
>>60648025
>reeee someone doesn't want to support my lazy ass
>bad goy give me money! NOW! REEEEEEEEEE
Just broaden your horizons bros and it'll be all g
>>60648025
It looks like your feelings are hurt. Don't you know that getting shot is an essential part of being in the army?
>>60648307
>hahaaha i do nothing for my country
>ahaha i for one welcome our new russia overlords
Its like youre not even hiding your ethnicity
Can you pay someone to kill you? I think its unironically the best solution for me. My family won't blame themselves if its not (to their knowledge) suicide
>>60648340
Being a dick to a random lad just because you dont agree with something isnt needed.
>>60648212
isnt that like half your countrys population?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oJRYzSTNO4
>>60648408
No thats 70% the last 30% is that one russian
