do you shower and brush your teeth everyday? edition
>>60620412
no :3
>>60620412
no lol, who does?
>>60620246
I can't wait for the next coming of minions because of this bullshit. I can already see bunny plushies and facebook le XD funny pictures/quotes bombarded everywhere
>>60620440
Of course not, you are a Briton
In other news, I saw our president today. Man, that guy's not careful, I literally could just take a gun out of my backpack and shoot him, he was on arm's reach from me, with one bald testicle bodyguard with him
>>60620412
>shower
yes
>brush your teeth
fuck no
Why do you make threads before bump limit
I wish I was a celtic barbarian, raided, killed, pillaged and raped people instead of being beta in XXI century and getting arrested just because I put my hands on some girls tits.
>>60620506
whatcha finna tell me, ey
>>60620514
>Celtic
>not Germanic
You'd still be a beta.
http://delhir.info/cimlap/friss-hireink/55063-qtoeltoett-tyukq-a-szerbiai-altalanos-iskolasok-uj-szoerny-szexjateka-a-vesztes-lany-buentetesbl-oet-fiuval-koezoesuel
nice
>>60620467
I would like to experiment growing mushrooms from my cum on a towel t.b.h
>>60620412
Sure.
I should convert to islam the only true religion. Will you convert as well v4?
lads help pls
you got 400 €, PY=1 and the price of product X changes, PX1=5, PX2=8, PX3=10, PX4=12,5 the utility function is U=X*Y the budget limitation is PX*X+PY*Y=400 i can draw the individual budget lines but for this life of mine i can't think of how to get indifferential curves for each budget line so i can draw price consumption curve and then individual demand curve
dog bles the triatlon
>>60620412
shower yes, brush no
I'm watching the France - Cigania soccer game and there's literally some gypsy named Rat.
>>60620908
your mum
>>60620945
fugging hungols
>>60620609
>it's called stuffed chicken
>>60620820
who is that penis plumber?
>>60620992
she does
>>60620896
forgt graf
>>60621038
FUGGING HUNGOLS
GFTO THE GRET NATION OF SLVOKVIA!
>>60621038
KEK
>>60621089
you're way off mate, it's 14
>>60621020
sara jean underwood
>>60621000
>>60621081
>>60621089
should look similar to this i think
>>60621091
>slovakia
>nation
>>60621091
Jó napot
Akarsz vásárolni a görögdinnye?
>kiss a girl
>vomit in her mouth
>>60621215
>ekonomie
pic related is all you need
>>60621253
na solovenksu po sklovensky!
madari sa dunaj!
>>60621126
my delicate calculations beg to differ
>>60621285
well some lad implied yesterday that shooting up a school might get me laid but that way i am not going to get that laptop
Guys
I'm starting to have rape fatansies
should I go to psychiatrist? Jesus the virgin state is killing me I will for sure go on some murder rape spree and end up in mental ward.
>>60621387
>shooting up a school might get me laid
you know you can have gay sex outside a prison cell, right?
>>60621387
>get that laptop
>tfw i got a brand new macbook from work
feels good
>>60621409
>I'm starting to have rape fatansies
visit your neighbors I heard its legal there
>>60621425
i-i am not a h-homo dummy
>>60621246
>hungol
enugh saied xddD
>>60621447
>tfw i stole a brand new laptop
there, fixed :^)
>>60621479
>i-i am not a h-homo
but dicks are beautiful
>>60621586
do you suck/fuck anything that looks butifel?
>>60621387
True. All chicks want bad boys and spree killers are the badest.
>>60621292
dig more gádžo si tu neotváraj papuľu bo ci tie zuby vykradnem jak kostol svatej panny marie amen
>>60621373
i rekoment not jusing de old metód
mistakes happen, but I regret you, silly boy never learn enough very much lajk me
>>60621425
>>60621387
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/shocking-photos-aurora-movie-theater-crime-scene-shooter-home-gallery-1.2355348?pmSlide=1.2355829
yes
post what you're listening to atm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0
>>60621706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrcqbVJVgFk
je tu niekto z australie alebo kanady?
>>60621706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6n8Vt9aTOs
>almost 22
>still virgin
I have failed my task anons the only way to leave this realm with my honor intact is to commit seppuku. See you in hell.
>>60621910
>19
>my said I looked like an ugly boy in my passport photo
>>60621676
this is just plain wrong, but it's okay, there are no mistakes, just lessons in life(™)
Funniest hungarian writer
>>60621706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lqwJ4rVxY
no and no. I shower once a week and wash my teeth once a month.
>>60621946
here, have a >>60621946 to ease the pain
>>60622042
hungols can write???
>>60622223
Yes
Can the slow vaks?????
>>60622223
Slovaks can read? Because I don't think so
>>60621946
post passport photo
>>60622042
>not based rejtő
>>60622388
>ponyvakirály
>>60622029
watch & lern boyo
gonna sleep now, goodnightn cucks
>>60622296
>magyar damage control
end yourself buttmad
>>60622462
>>ponyvakirály
>implying there is anything wrong with that
the first segment if the firs chapter is comedic gold
http://mek.oszk.hu/01000/01064/01064.htm#1
>>60622605
It's called facts not damage control you buta tót
>>60620440
>United Kingdom
>>60622749
fact is that for the most part we shared history istván
I'm conflicted guys
>a team of nignogs
>a team of romanians
this is like the upcoming us election, only bad choices
>>60622936
>that coa
It's a wonder it hasn't been demolished by the slovaks
>>60623027
Always root against France no matter what. I wish someone nuked those fucks.
>>60623027
we're against the french? Hory shet it will be like a 10:0
>>60623054
bruh
we barely demolished anything
>>60623115
o those are the legit romanians, lel
>>60623027
france have no chance, romanians will steal the ball...
>>60623610
doubt it, not enough copper in there
>>>/pol/76761001
this is really sad :(
>>60623900
>/pol/
>>60622184
I know there's worse things than being ugly like dieases and being handicapped and that complaining about it is pathetic but I hate it, REEEEEEEEE
anyway good night
>>60624010
i know, i know I've been very bored lately and started to shitpost there, but sometimes I find interesting threads
>>60624212
being ugly is like one of the worst things if you live in 2nd/3rd world country, good thing is that majority of people are ugly
>>60624276
1st/2nd*
>>60624229
try learning something useful instead
>>60624212
being an ugly girl is one of the most shit hands you can get dealt in life, good night
>>60624276
>being ugly is worse than having ass cancer
>>60624435
i never said its THE worst, but its worst after diseases and not having limb or shit like that
>>60624460
Being poor is also worse than being ugly methinks.
>>60624532
I would rather be poor and pretty than rich and ugly, unless its bill gates level rich, then it doesnt matter how you look
>tfw poor and ugly
>>60624418
yeah I know, but I should be learning, and procrastinating on 4chan feels less harmful than reading or starting a programming project bc in theory I could stop it anytime
>>60624570
What the hell would looks get you if you have no money though. Unless you're model-tier handsome so you could get money with your looks.
>>60624628
lots of ppl are fine without making many shekels
eventough you stupid jews try to suggest its the only thing to do in life
>western cancer
God mode: being born into rich family
very easy: being a pretty girl
easy: being a handsome guy
normal: being an ugly guy
hard: being an ugly girl
nightmare: being me
>>60624628
Attractive people have easier life
>>60624714
Almost everything in your life costs money.
>>60624787
And wealthy people have life on full of easy modo.
>>60624757
are you a polish poor ugly girl?
>>60624810
but they ugly
>>60621910
>22
fucking casuls in this thread
>>60624848
And it literally won't matter.
>>60624757
>God mode: being born white girl
>very easy: being a white guy
>easy: white and ugly
>nightmare: shitskin
ftfy
>>60624879
I hate when couples are hugging and kissing in public I mean wtf cunts get a room, preferably in Auschwitz or something.
>>60624950
shitskins literally get every welfare and shit and they incite empathy from most of the whites and chinks are not shitskins
>>60624950
hello seajew
>>60624757
unless your parents give you tons of money everytime you go out, being born into rich family is not that much of a benefit
you still have to be handsome, fit and have a good job to be desirable
t. average looking guy from a well-off family
>>60624950
Whiteness means fuck all if you live in a shithole anyway.
>>60625002
anyone who is sexually active - die.
filthy fuckers
>>60625067
seachinkjew*
>>60625042
everything not white = shitskin man
>>60625160
true true
>>60627278
asians are not shitskins, they are chinks or gooks or whatever else names there are
>be 22
>have no friends
Is it too lade?
>>60627368
cant you just be shitskin and chink at the same time
>>60627375
just b yourself
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>60627619
It was kc tier
>>60621215
These kindergarten slides... Still not done with the memeonomics course?
>>60628965
>Still not done with the memeonomics course?
nie, teraz sa učím poslednú temu v ktorej treba ešte ako tak počítať a potom sú už len také čo sa stačí nafetovať teóriu
>>60629049
good luck m8, I finished my exams 2 weeks ago, so I went full NEET
>>60629259
dikičko, uži si prázdniny
>>60629336
>dikičko
Couldn't think of a gayer way to say "thanks" other than actually sucking dick.
Yes, at least two times a day.
>>60625177
It's my birthday today desu, can I have sex pls
see you later, pusz pusz, love you all, bye.
Mushishi is comfy as hell didn't know I will legit enjoy anime anymore. What sites should I even lurk if I want to now about non retarded chinese cartoons?
>>60630261
pornhub.com
>>60630261
not browsing 4chan would help you a lot
just came back from pubs fems&lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93nWdvlSrc
>connection error
what the fuck
>>60620412
Yes to both.
>>60631536
bravo
r****a was just banned from 4chan
rejoice
also wake up you kokots
>>60620412
I shower 2 to 3 times a day and brush my teeth like 4 or 5 times a day.
>>60633274
The gods have spoken
>>>/pol/76796323
It was temporary
fuck up you wakes
segg>cici
Shower yes
Brush no
>>60620412
shower everyday, but cant remember the last time i brushed my teeth..
like 2 years ago or something.
most Norwegians do both daily tho.
>ctrl+f
>no /hu/
ffs guys
>>60637948
>Brush no
>cant remember the last time i brushed my teeth
neither. i shower about once every few days. i brush my teeth whenever i remember to/can force myself to. why do anything when you basically just lie in bed?
How do I say again
>Victor Orbán is my idol
in Hungarian? A anon told me how a week ago but the thread got deleted and I didn't save it.
shower at least once a day, sometimes more, if more, it's just water, no soap, no shampoo.
brush once or twice. I'm looking for a way to basically clean my mouth when eating outside of my house, and I dont know what to do. like, carrying a toothbrush and paste is way too bothersome and weird. and just rinsing with water isnt sufficient
>>60638805
gum with xylitol, those mini-toothbrush plastic things that are disposable
http://nastrencin.sme.sk/c/20184048/na-pohode-vyrastie-prvy-minaret-na-slovensku.html
take that nazi scum
>>60638923
at least they are sort of reasonable about it
>>Je pravdou, že na Pohode vyrastie prvý slovenský minaret?
>– Áno, symbolická stavba minaretu je víťazným návrhom Public Art Contest. Jeho autori chcú týmto dielom prezentovať solidaritu s ľuďmi, ktorých zasiahla utečenecká kríza. Navrhnuté dielo sa nám páči ako symbol, zároveň sa nám páči jeho prevedenie. Reaguje na vážnu spoločenskú tému ľahkou vzdušnou konštrukciou, je vynikajúcou umeleckou odpoveďou na nezmyselné vyjadrenia našich autorít a skvelým spôsobom otvára priestor na diskusiu. Niečím pripomína aj inštalácie z festivalu Burning Man v Nevade, vnímame ho ako čisto pozitívny počin, kreatívny prejav tolerancie a otvorenosti ako typických festivalových hodnôt.
>>Akú reakciu ľudí naň očakávate?
>– Ako by mali ľudia reagovať na umenie? Malo by v nich zanechať nejakú emóciu. Minaret je umeleckou inštaláciou, ktorá má navodzovať dialóg. Autori návrhu dúfajú, že v ľuďoch zarezonuje ako symbol otvorenej spoločnosti a solidarity s trpiacimi. Uvedomujeme si, že môže pôsobiť na prvý pohľad kontroverzne, z nášho pohľadu ale nie je vyjadrením podpory násilnej ideológie, ide o vyjadrenie podpory obetiam zneužívania tohto náboženstva. Na festivale dávame priestor aj iným názorom a konfesiám. Máme kresťanské bohoslužby či stan Shalom Chaverim. Z vlastnej skúsenosti s hudobníkmi z moslimských krajín vieme, ako si vážia hudobné festivaly a možnosť slobodne hrať hudbu. Preto veríme, že festival by mal reagovať aj na problémy v ich častiach sveta.
>>60620412
cavities are degenerate
>>60638805
Too much is too much. Enjoy your skin and teeth problems.
Brushing your teeth right after eating weakens your enamel, as it's softened due to the acids in food. You're literally brushing the protective coat of your teeth away.
All you need to do after eating is to neutralize the acidity. Chew some xylitol gum or eat a piece of cheese. Brushing twice a day is sufficient.
>>60638923
>zadne hranice
>zadny narod
they should be deported to somalia
>>60638694
Orbán viktor a bálványom
>>60620412
Usually Czech girls brush their teeth after eating some German fecal matter.
>>60639144
köszi
>>60639238
Rude desu.
We don't participate in german porn, it's considered poor form and a sort of treason.
good morning
>>60639046
> Too much is too much. Enjoy your skin and teeth problems.
Excuse me? Was it really necessary to be so petty? FUcking soihweohreon
>>60639350
A Pole told me that joke once and explained to me Czech women usually engage into sick German porn.
>>60639427
Sounds like polish propaganda desu
I don't blame you for believing though. Many people also believe you're all gypsies after all.
>>60639471
Do Poles dislike you as well?
>>60639485
Everyone dislikes us, they are all jealous of our women. And beer.
On a more serious note, apparently majority of Poles actually like us for some reason.
>>60639526
i dont see any reason to dislike you. you make decent beer, good porn and your babyspeak is hilarious
>>60639526
>they are all jealous of our women. And beer.
You can see the German influence here.
>>60639526
I acutally like czechs unless they're crazy zealots who wants to make czechcoslovakia back
bratislava castle = best looking castle
prove me wrong
>pro tip: you can’t
>>60639485
I'd say most don't, unless you count some autists from 4chan
that goes both ways btw
>>60639592
that looks beautiful
>>60639526
>jealous of czech "'''''''''women'''''''''
>>60639664
Horský cigáni
>>60639592
the square shape is a bit bland
also remember we own malbork now :^)
>>60639686
I went to Ksiaz when I was a kid. Pretty cool.
>>60639617
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZieFpCTTE
>>60639686
the square shape makes it look sex
the castle you just posted has poop colours
>>60639526
I can't see why I wouldn't like czechs desu
>>60639592
Khm, i beg to differ
>>60639710
Malbork is really nice, biggest castle in the world
>>60639747
not colourful
not cute
doesn’t really look like a castle desu
>>60639747
The Bratislava one looks better.
>>60639779
because it looks like it was built 10 years ago
>>60639841
because it was renovated like 10 years ago
>>60639884
and how does that look like a castle? it's like some 19th sentury state institute with 4 towers the walls around it are nice tho
>>60639841
Yet I wager it was built during the reign of Svatopluk, because Slovakia has had pretty much no history except for the Great Moravia; and that makes it older than the Buda one.
Same castle, different part
>>60639756
It looks nice, but also very German, frankly I doubt it was built by Poles.
>>60639934
>4 walls
>4 towers
looks like a typical castle bruh
plus it’s bigger than that
>>60640004
yeah it was built by the teutonic order
>>60640020
JUST
>>60639946
no, it was basicly a wooden mudhut with walls until the hungarians.
"The construction of a new castle of stone started in the 10th century, but work lagged. Under King Stephen I of Hungary (1000–1038), however, the castle was already one of the central castles of the Kingdom of Hungary. It became the seat of Pozsony county and protected the kingdom against Bohemian (Czech) and German attacks"
>>60640004
It was the main castle of the Teutonic Knights actually
cytu be/r/moviecum
>>60640040
this is what it was at the end though
it was baisically built by slovaks
>>60639592
i guess the scenery and the location is more impressive than the castle itself, which looks like your standard Kuk conversion of old castles. And from the building alone i prefer the one in Neustadt
also
>that commie smog
kek
>>60640122
anotha one
Postin the castle that is near me and not a ruin
>>60640122
no, the early slavs only built a basilica and the wooden ramparts around it.
"The situation changed with the arrival of the Slavs in the territory of Bratislava. Initially, they partly used older Roman and Celtic structures and added some fortifications. Probably at the end of the 8th century (definitely not later than in the early 9th century), at the time of the Principality of Nitra, a Slavic castle with a wooden rampart was constructed with a huge area of 55,000 square metres"
>>60620412
They should renovate this thing. It looks badass.
>>60640227
make dealings
>>60640236
i meant that it was ruin without anything in it before the renovation
slovaks baisically rebuilt the castle
>>60640137
>tfw it was a medieval walled city until the railroad was built in the mid 1840s
>>60640315
ohh, okay but was it bombed or something?
>>60640364
this happend
here are good pics of the reconstruction
https://dennikn.sk/186980/bratislavsky-hrad-od-ruiny-sovietskych-gulometov-cez-brigady-a-dubcekovu-lopatu-fotogaleria/
Why don't you embrace your Celtic origin? We are fucking Celts, not Slovans. Deal with it.
>>60640470
then y u speaking slavic language
>>60640470
>>60640470
I don't know how about you, but i'll let you know my heritage is purely illyrian and sumerian
>>60640572
I'm a Scytho-Sarmatian, t.b.h.
>>60640488
Genetic makeup has nothing to do with the language you are speaking. We are a prime example of that, mostly europian genes, but freakish alien language.
>>60640572
>illyrian
>>60640605
noice
daily reminder that Jesus was hungarian
>>60640612
>european genes
sure thing, Shan-yu
>>60640677
>Shan-yu
>not Zo-Lee
fucking austirans they can't do anything right
>>60640723
>hating the only austrian thats here for months
>>60640744
I mean he only posts anime, that's a perfectly acceptable reason to hate someone
>>60640723
>Zo-Lee
? who that, I meant the hungarian Mulan villain.
>>60640778
true that
>posting castles
>no one posted bestcastle
>>60640677
M8
>
Also zo lee with english pronunciation is zoli (zoltán) with hungarian
>>60640916
Forgot the pic
Also they upped the post time to one minute
>>60640778
>I mean he only posts anime, that's a perfectly acceptable reason to love someone <3
ftfy :3
>>60640940
this proves that hungarians are slavs in denial
best castle ruin bruh
>>60641004
>>60641032
.
>>60641053
>>60640949
this
>>60641110
>>60640940
ching ching nip nong
>>60641004
best ruin coming through
>>60641137
>>60641140
is that duebre-xien dialect?
>>60641224
fite me irl
>>60641245
ok
>>60640612
But you were mongols once
wtf is this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberland
>>60641717
a nice joke
>>60641717
what the fuck
Is it weird that i want to fall asleep next to a girl and wake up next to her, but not have sex?
>>60641846
not at all, especially with a cute 2D
>>60641717
>>60641759
>>60641770
>libertarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d45x4OpMoow
>>60641874
I would feel awkward telling this to a girl though
>>60641919
>I want to be with you
how is that weird?
>>60641919
>tfw no gf who understands and appreciates 2D like you do
Czechens, there is thread on /his/ that made me baffled
who was our greatest national hero?
>>60641995
>I want to sleep next to you with no physical contact
>>60642036
get a radiator m8
>>60642036
THAT would sound weird, but only an idiot would phrase it like that
>>60642048
I like to sleep in cold though
>>60642101
Na matter how i phrase it, it will sound weird, to want to withdraw from physical contact in order to boost my physical attraction towards her
>>60642165
cuddling is nothing weird тбх
>>60642165
just buy viagra if you can't get it up you fat faggot
>>60642165
then whats the point of sleeping next to someone?
>>60642264
I can get it up, i just don't think i'd appreciate the girl as much as i could when we (hypothetically) would fuck five times per day. You know, chocolate is also great once in a while but if you eat it all day long every day, it gets boring.
>>60642012
Jára Cimrman
>>60642311
>You know, chocolate is also great once in a while but if you eat it all day long every day, it gets boring.
>insulting chocolate
>>60641717
Literally autism