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Let's have a muh heritage thread
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>>60619506
Are Trees okay
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>>60619550

but of course
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r8
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>>60619589
K
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>>60619630
>murrican and no nig or indian blood
10/10
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>>60619702
>half-jew
>half-slav
>goes to live in germany
its like you people never learn
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>>60619744
We are purer than most europeans
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>>60619506
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>>60619972

What site is this?
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>>60620016
Which one? I used a few here
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>>60620006
Let me guess,incest village?
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the one on the left. Although 23andMe is the best for ancestry since they have the biggest database.
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>>60620099
I am originally from a village, there were only around 300 people there or so.
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>>60619506
JUDEN RAUS
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>>60620120
meant for
>>60620039
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>>60619506
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>>60620164
AncestryDna
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>all these cumskins
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Premise 1:14~ million Jews in the world
Premise 2:Literally every thread like this is filled with Jews
Conclusion: Jews are smart because they are all autistic as fuck
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>>60620120
>since they have the biggest database.
does it get better as more people buy it?
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okkkk
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>>60620454
lol, forgot to change male pic from russian side.
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>>60620454
Hey,dont steal my Tree
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>>60619506
>pay 100 euros to see I'm 99.9% Finnish and 0.01% "broadly Northern European" just like every other Finn
no thanks
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>>60620524
Zis tree is beloning to ze municipality, it is registered somewhere, ordnung muss sein.

t. berlinfag
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>>60620454
you were adopted by a couple of homos?

also, is that you pedojew?
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>>60620482
I find it very strange that Americans are so patriotic yet they still have the whole muh heritage thing and want to identify with something else than just being American
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>>60619506
Which website is this?
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>>60620702
Also they will never identify themselves as English American, even though a very large share of them are, they will prefer German-American over English-American since they once were told that the pawpaw of pawpaw spoke German.
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>>60620646
>>60620484
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>>60620702
The reason for my own interest in muh heritage at least, is because it makes for an easy way to relate to pre-United States history. History is more fun when you can connect yourself to it.
>>60620770
That's because of the Revolution tbqh
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>>60620702
Identity crisis.
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You are all Romani now.
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>>60620770
And when they justify their behavior with the stereotypes
>"I like to drink, I'm half Russian after all!"
>"because of my Irish heritage I love to start bar fights! Look at my tattoo it's in Gaelic :DD"
>"I have Nordic heritage, that's why I'm socially reserved XD"
FUCKING YANKS RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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>>60620985
Those are just jokes senpai. Please get over your autism Finnbro
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>>60620965
If I am Romani I would steal everything, if I steal everything I would steal the line too, making the line dissapear, which would prevent me from being Romani.

What you have created good sir is a Romani paradox. Better be careful that I won't steal that too.
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>>60620985
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>>60620985
So cringe. I am so glad I do not do that.
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I'm only 3% Finnish. This is my family's dark secret.
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>>60620985
It's a capitalist 350 million people country where there's a stressing as fuck competition to get into good university, get a job or even go to the toilet, it's normal that everyone wants to be a little special snowflake.
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>>60619972
>I'm more Irish than an Irish guy
Non-Diaspora BTFO
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>>60621132
I'm sure there's plenty of dark in your family :^)
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>>60621132
>>60621249
No need to samefag, someone else would have probably made the same joke if you just waited a bit longer.
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>>60621288
I'm >>60620985
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>>60621406
All you Finns look the same.
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>>60621450
you fucking racist
go eat toothpaste aka your flag lmoa
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>>60621591
s-sorry, I will rephrase it.

I am thankful for Asian diversity in the community of European countries. :DDD
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>>60621662
thanks, I took a selfie just 4 u
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whitest in thread
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>>60619630
surprisingly pure
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100% Slovene. Here's how many ancestors and other (more or less closely connected) relatives I have in my family tree so far.
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>>60619506
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>>60622173
I can't read this
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>>60622192
POO
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>>60622244
I'm not giving you my family's names :^)
It's just so you can see the sheer size. That's about 4000 people.
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>>60622287
How'd you manage to put something to big together
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>>60622173
Not a single drop of Venetian or Austrian blood?
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>>60622343
>to
so
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>>60622192
>Doesn't know about anyting about Central Asia

Brush your teeth and gather some drapes for the next time Iranians show up
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>me
>white
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>>60622817
Yeah, you're not.
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Muh tree

Actually found out recently that one of my ancestors was from Austria, not Hungary where I originally thought
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>>60622370
None of my direct ancestors are foreigners. There are a few Austrians and Czechs among very distant relatives that live nearby and a few Croats, Bosnians and Serbs among a few distant relatives that moved down south. The ones that went north mostly assimilated while the ones that went south still keep the Slovene surnames. I discovered that I am distantly connected to the actress in the first Croatian film (https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irma_Polak) and an Interwar Austrian economist (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Ritter_von_Strigl).

>>60622343
>>60622394
A lot of it was already done by my grandmother and aunt and I simply had to put it in electronic form. I am also distantly related to Slovenia's leading genealogist so most of my work was done for me; all I had to do was research my direct ancestors. I have more research to do this summer.
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rate
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>>60622970
>https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irma_Polak
Is that a kike?
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>>60621042
no they aren't, i travel alot and in many hostels there are americans or other new worlders who always bring up shit like that
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>>60621221
I'm not irish
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>>60620985
>"I have Nordic heritage, that's why I'm socially reserved XD"
lol at that one
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>all of these people with parents from all over the world
>meanwhile in Italy
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>>60623162
No, an Upper Carniolan. We're much more frugal and crafty.
Why would she be a jew? Are you an expert on jews or something?
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>>60623321
I thought Polak was a jewish name.
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>>60623221
>everyone was bald and then anon came
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>>60623221
I have an ancestor with the surname Palermo, but she was born and lived in Chieti. Does that mean that somewhere down the line her family came from Palermo, Sicily?
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>>60623400
Pollak is an old Catholic surname here. Jews were exiled from Carniola several times.
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>>60619506
>52.6 Iberian

"white" folks on /int/, everyone
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>>60620965
Much better than kazakh anyway.
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>>60623522
according to 4chan standars, nobody fits in the category of ''white''
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>>60620985
goddamnit you just reminded me how fucking cringy normies americans are
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>>60623588
Only me
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>>60623730
>implying
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k
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>>60623773
>>60623209
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>>60623813
The image probably applies even more then.
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how do i find out about muh hertage tb h whats the best way?
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>>60623960
google your state's national archives

I wish I could look at records from Hannover in Lower Saxony but I can't find them
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>>60623730
>16% irish
>4% iberian
>1% jewish
>1% italian/greek

not only a potato and a CHI, also a kike

>u
>white
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>>60623778
You have Italian eyes.
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>>60623996
not sure how to do that
not good with computer
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Texan reporting in
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>>60624008
>I wish i had blue eyes so i'd look more finnish

Thank's a lot grandpa. I basically look like Escobar.
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Blonde hair and round eyes, believe it or not
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>>60624070
Is this 23andme? Does it go into more detail than that chart? I want to get it, but they only put "Eastern European" without any detail from what I've seen.
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>>60624070
>Finnish 0,2%

KHAN'D
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>>60623999
The Irish is actually Scottish 2bf, also it's less than one percent jewish and italian, besides some jewish genes are good in small doses like higher intelligence and I am more west european than natives in the area by a large degree.
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>>60622192

dna.land is pretty dope.
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rate guise
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>>60624234
one drop rule son, you're not white

also, gonna call you ''pochiki'' now :^)
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>>60624340
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>>60622192
We Wuz Scythians N Shiznit
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Descendant of Charlemagne here.
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>tfw wasted 100 euros on this
>0.2% unassigned

Shit stuff.
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>>60624341
>son
>-__-
Well then I am a proud Italian jewish pole now, also what is Pochiki? I'm just happy online calculators said I genetically resemble North germans most
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>>60624513
Ask for a .2 percent refund
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Here's mine
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>>60624513
>wasting 100 euros/dollars sending some saliva sample to some lab in california to post on /int/
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>>60624070
Good job!
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>>60624469
Disgusting, kill yourself.
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>>60624800
You first for replying to weak b8
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>>60620120
It's literally double the price of the Ancestry stuff though. Geez.
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>>60624750
Another, "Disgusting, kill yourself." episode.
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>>60624600
I'm on 4chan. What did you expect.

I'm a normie trough and trough but when I have autism episodes, they are gigantic.
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3 south-west English grandparents, 1 German from Silesia
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>>60620547
>99.9% Finnish
>implying that doesn't mean you'll be at least 40% Mongol
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>>60623960
A cheap but limited way is talking with your grandparents, checking the furthest they know about their ancestors. (Old folks usually like to talk about that anyway.)
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>>60619506
whats this site and how do u do it
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>>60624957
I have German Silesian ancestry as well, from modern day Jelenia Gora, Poland. Where is yours from?
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>>60624957

>yakut
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>>60625149
Don't know, just know she was from Silesia, kicked out after ww2, went to Berlin for a bit and came back to England with a British soldier (my grandfather)
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>>60625018
>(Old folks usually like to talk about that anyway.)
this made me nostalgic af, I remember talking with my grandma about her parents memories of their motherland, she loved talk about that and I loved listen to her
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>>60625069
You jizz onto your dvd or usb drive and the computer tells you who you are.
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>>60624070
Also I have curly brown hair and brown eyes with this ancestry, am I a genetic fluke?
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>>60625248
You always said you didnt know much?
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>>60625423
she talked about stories told by their parents, for example, how they got engaged in Spain and met again here (story that I already told you)
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>>60620120
I am Igbo, so there is probably no point for me to buy this. But hey it doesn't hurt to try. Maybe I WUZ KANGZ N SHIT.
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>>60625418
Not really. Genetics are random.

I'm >>60624957 and I have pale skin but blonde hair and really dark eyes.

My sister has deep blue eyes and dark brown hair but her skin is more rosy.


TL;DR

Genetics in pure Europeans are a clusterfuck.
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>>60625826
>>60625418

Shit I meant >>60624513
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>>60623778
>>60624147
Cucked.
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