>you wake up in a country above you
wat do?
>>60606994
"above"??
Kill myself.
>>60607080
Same shit probably only speak Finish
>>60607080
this
>>60607108
Kill self in beautiful scenery
>>60607108
live the good life
>>60607108
please, I love slovenia
>>60607150
get a girl
>>60607165
Get viciously drunk
>>60606994
>Faroe Islands
yea why not
>>60607184
get oil money before it's too late
>>60607198
votebrexit
>>60607212
im not a moron so no
>>60607212
I have no idea what people do in korea
>>60606994
i'd wake up "above" her if you know what I'm saying
>>60607247
Learn French
>>60607247
masturbate on trudeau
>>60607247
Cry
>>60607247
They mainly kill themselves or marry waifu-pillows.
>>60607283
get fucked by a pig
>>60607283
Have non-penetrational sex with an animal to blend in with the natives
>>60607312
>>60607315
Do we have a stereotype I'm not aware of?
>>60607341
Blaze it like I'm an Albertan.
>>60607341
yea a new meme is being born right now check the catalog
>>60607341
Sex with animals has been made legal in canada recently.
>>60607403
Join ISIS.
>>60607315
Drive my Corsa around the block while listening to uk bass.
>>60607439
Completely forget about vowels
>>60607439
Become speechless and try not to reveal myself as russian.
>>60607341
>>60605198
>>60607520
Play dota and CSGO.
>>60607439
good lad
>>60607080
This
>>60607591
Drink coke like it was water, have diabetes but get beheaded before it kills me
>>60607591
eat taco and drink tequila
watch anime and contemplate suicide
>>60607659
BUNDA
>>60607532
>>60607699
Take a nap
>>60607699
Buy a villa, don't learn Spanish, open an English pub
>>60607722
innit
>>60607754
go to a beach and enjoy the nature
>>60607769
>nature
:')
>>60607769
Move to the actual Best Korea
>>60607312
fit in because im pale and no one can understand my accent
>>60607834
I get eaten by a giant spider
>>60607938
I do ramadan...
>>60607975
SHOOT UP A SCHOOL
@60607994
DRONE AT HOME
>>60607994
Move to England
>>60607994
join IS
>>60608040
Annex Singapore and make it the new capital of my country
>>60608091
Absolutely based.
Also, move to France
>>60606994
vittu perkele saatana
>>60608146
go to suicide attack for Allah
wake up
go to work
come home
sleep
>>60608313
Work.
>>60608313
Eat, drink, sleep burgers
Drink tea
>>60608389
starve
>>60608389
Harvest coca leaves
>>60608389
get mugged, probably
>>60608465
pull out my leafblower
>>60608494
surf
>Greenland
Commit suicide
>>60608553
Turn CO2 into stone
>>60608575
Speak in urdu
I'm not quite sure, maybe I would be checking em'
Kill myself
>>60608644
Get killed
kill myself
>>60608659
Get starved
>>60608671
Be shit at sports
>>60608704
Heat stroke
>>60608704
Get bitten by a funnel-web spider and die in a minute.
>>60608704
Forget about pronuciation and get killed by a giant spider/snake/crocodrile/wombat
>>60608829
enjoy the good life
>>60608879
Enjoy the good life
>>60608935
Enjoy the fat life
>>60606994
Let's see
>>60608977
Live a Muslim lifestyle
>>60608977
>>60608988
Double Dubs confirm reincarnation as a Brit.
Not bad, hopefully not a chav. Already avoided the Slav equivalent, hoping to do the same.
>>60608977
Enjoy sacrificing my life for the sake of Allah.
>>60608997
Live a Mexican lifestyle
>>60609038
Listen to reggeton
behead people
>>60608796
Die by mercury poisoning from eating too much fish.
>>60609052
Join and get killed by a cartel
>>60609066
Pay whores with sandwiches
Be a brownie
>>60609089
Claim more islands
>>60609099
emigrate to USA
>>60609099
work the longest hours in the oecd
>>60609125
Meet cute German girls
>>60609202
Meet sporty Australian girls
>>60609202
befriend the emu and conquer the world
>>60609202
buy an air conditioner
>>60609202
Pass out in a puddle in my own piss in lelbourne
Kill myself
Hop the border asap
>>60609322
Get diabetus and pay the hospital a quarter of a million dollars for "my meds"
>>60609354
Have legal sex with animals
>>60609322
Get shot.
>>60609387
Become a tranny
>>60609424
Listen to reggaeton
>>60606994
backstab her to make sure shes real
>>60609447
Donate trees to England
>>60609447
Get rich
>>60609456
Get raped by anime
>>60609493
get beheaded
>>60609493
Get beheaded
>>60609456
Get raped by tentacles and old fat men
>>60609493
Join the cartels
>>60609537
Learn how to hockey
>>60609606
Eat bananas
>>60609606
be very poor and violent but somehow happy
>>60609657
call people lads and say words like innit and cunt
Start yelling Allahu Akbar and get free money.
>>60609766
be irrelevant
>>60609702
be a huge lefty cuck faggot and smoke weed while I say dumb things
>>60609790
say mamma mia
>>60609858
Get a hot korean grill with my League skills
>>60609790
Wish I wasn't the mexico of Europe.
>>60609901
Canada is ok I guess.
>>60609936
Y-you too
>>60609966
kill myself, then I win
>>60609966
suck dicks
Rape its president.
What else could I possibly do other than be confused and get hit by a truck
>>60612246
I Guess i would enjoy the amount of whites
buy shrooms fuck bitches
>>60613238
Run over to the nearest living thing and kill it
>>60613384
pass as a local
Hard mode
>>60613416
Do Suicide attack for Allah and 72 Virgins
kill muslims
>>60613496
Vote Trump. Or the Bern,
Close the window
>>60617934
smoke una vela
>>60617967
eat pasta
>>60608633
Now check mine.
kill self
>>60619919
blast reggaeton
find germanic qt
>>60619956
Walk out of my cuckshed
>>60620554
rape a girl, secure in the fact that my money and connections will ensure me a light prison sentence
>>60620682
Stuff my face with Timbits while praising Trudeau and Muslims because it's current year
>>60620773
Wake up
>>60620773
BE FREE
>>60620802
take train back home
>>60621072
Get AIDS from a russian whore
>>60621144
refugee welcome amirite :3
start eating my own poop to stay nourished
>>60621259
Genocide armenians
>>60621327
Fuck my dog
I'll finally get a GF
DUDE
>>60621459
go fuck some whores and get drunk
>>60621487
Buy an umbrella
>>60621487
Go to pub also fuck the eu
>>60621487
Have a pint of this shite.
>>60621437
Become Dwarf. Literally.
>>60621523
Sweat
>>60621623
Get culturaly enriched like this anon
>>60606994
Praise the great leader
>>60621669
Become a Starcraft pro.
>>60621545
gross. Possibly even below Newky brown tier. You guys import that swill too?
>Americans in charge of taste
>>60621623
go to the nearest herrenbar
get my butt pummeled by german bears
>>60621732
Teach them how to hockey.
>>60621732
Make goat tier memes.
>>60621775
Hit on an indian gril
>>60621801
Post on /int/
>>60621822
Eat Glorious pop tarts
Go outside
Get shot
>>60621822
Get fat and/or shot by police
>>60621869
Fast
>>60621860
Eat rabbit
>>60621869
Overrate an English footballer
>>60621907
Tip
>>60621907
get shot
>>60621935
Have no job
>>60621967
Start a company that makes ovens
>>60621952
Eat glorious amerifat tier sausage
Get shat on
>>60621993
Be irrelevant
>>60622019
Be Chinese
>>60622038
be irrelevant
>>60622087
go buy some vodka before the store closes
>>60622170
drink beer and fuck cheap whores i guess
>>60622218
move to Poland
>>60622314
Same shit i do here i guess
fartbox2000
Get hammered
>>60622453
Stockpile potatoes.
>>60622520
a shame it hasn't been recognized globally as an actual genocide, oh well.
>>60622520
Restart the British Empire by invading Sealand
>>60606994
Visit the hot springs and take the Norrona back home. I wish I had gone before
marry a conservative, prudish faeröer qt
>>60607198
I love you too Great Britain. Wish we could be friends like in ww2 again
Sex some of the local sheep
>>60624394
It said cuntry "above', not at home m8!
Drink some I&J lemonade.
>>60624713
Form an alliance with the kangaroos to end the emu's reign of terror
Probably fuck a trap.
>>60624936
Take a loan
Buy guns
War on "Refugees" as I used to
>>60624936
Would pay denbts
>>60625277
Join the refugees and on their way to Swedenbabwe
Save the street children
Build a snowman
>>60625702
Shoot some palestine kids.
>>60625702
Build a sandman
Be basically spanish
There`s no country above mine or else I wouldnt be able to see the sky and the sun
Shitpost about my """"germanic"""" heritage on slovene arm-wresteling forums.
>>60606994
>>you wake up in a country above you
>wat do?
Well... where I will wake up?
>>60626206
squat
goddamn faggot i've been in russia
Im sure it'd be warmer in general
>>60626267
Sorry for a stupid question but what is this?
>>60626426
Well....
>>60626476
Håhåhå
>>60626564
Apply for asylum
>>60626543
>>60606994
Eat something good and go back soon
>>60606994
BIG
ASS
TITTAYS
>>60626622
vote Putin and invade Ukraine
>>60626674
buy more vodka
>>60627015
Do porn
probably an improvement
enjoy it
>>60627101
become an abo
>>60606994
Where is your god now?
>>60627390
Spend my money on hookers or weed. This shit is expensive here.
>>60627646
Join Isis, or deny Armenia Genocide, Can't decide.
>>60627685
hate niggers
drink moonshine
snort meth
fuck sister
>>60627766
Complain about reaggeton
>>60627794
check for muslims, if none go back to bed
buy guns, enjiy freedom and shit
>>60628017
*enjoy
>>60628017
Enjoy the nature of the country and get back to brazil :')
Rape
inflate real estate prices in some extremely irrelevant place
>>60628292
remove rusbob
Get a house in Newfoundland
>>60607080
This. Well, Uruguay is good, but everything else is shit. I'd kill myself if I have to live in one of those shitholes.
>>60618277
Now my turn!
move to germany
>>60631145
Mit meiner Freundin treffen
>>60631225
Eat burger King and shoot gun at squirrels.
>>60631405
Kill self.
>>60631467
Move to America.
>>60631598
stay in it xd
>>60631791
Get some ass
>>60631822
go back home
>>60632097
go on a shitposting spree