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ASEAN website: http://asean.org/
ASEAN YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOLpbvtprCFXZWsvRCvcHmw
/asean/ is an international-friendly general on /int/ as long as you can understand English and everybody is invited. Feel free to ask questions!
ASEAN Includes Ten Southeast Asian Countries with a $2.4 Trillion Economy and Population of 626 Million That Will Form the ASEAN Economic Community (AEC) in 2015—One of the Largest Markets in the World
ASEAN, the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, was founded in 1967 “to strengthen further the existing bonds of regional solidarity and cooperation.” From the original five member countries, ASEAN has grown to ten members covering more than 1.7 million square miles—over half the size of the continental United States—and a population of 626 million with an economy valued at $2.4 trillion. The ASEAN Treaty of Amity and Cooperation (TAC) lays out the key principles of non-interference and cooperative dispute resolution for members. The US acceded to the TAC in 2009 enabling it to participate in the East Asia Summit. The ASEAN Economic Community (AEC), which is scheduled for implementation in December 2015, aims to create one of the largest single market economies in the world, facilitating the free movement of goods, services, and professionals.
Liquid vs Fnatic. US team vs 4 US+1 pINOY
>>60600374
>mushit
>US
incest
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_uVXncli20
The lewdest things always have the best music
>>60600364
>>60600374
>>60600395
>>60600420
>>60600443
what went wrong with /asean/?
memex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrm0YAUloVU
>>60600420
A best
So I found this webm of a white girl in blue pajamas in bed getting pounded from behind while she is on all four. Is that CP? I think she might be +18 that looked like 14
A question for the indo-chinese.
How do you make your multiculturalism work without tribalism stiffling politics?
>>60600771
Eastern Culture
>>60600771
>How do you make your multiculturalism work without tribalism stiffling politics?
are you asking only the indochina countries only or does this apply to the rest of ASEAN countries as well?
>tribalism
most indochina countries has been either buddhist or hindu with a little bit of islam in malaysia's part.
>multiculturalism
i do not think multiculturalism is working pretty well for ASEAN countries but wouldn't say it's not working, we just don't have problem as worse as those in EU countries because your government just injected an entirely different culture with contrasting differences with way of life into your country.
>>60600374
>Against deathprophet
>Still dont have crimson guard
Fnatic a shit
I want to learn an ASEAN language
>>60601353
https://www.duolingo.com/course/vi/en/Learn-Vietnamese-Online
>>60601353
http://www.chinese-tools.com/learn/chinese
Essential language, especially in Malaysia and Singapore.
burit la
>>60600506
>be 11 years old with motor neurone disease
>watch a lot of classic Ghostbusters as a kid and enjoy it immensely
>now be dying on a hospital bed
>Make-a-Wish comes in, asks me what my wish is
>"I really wanna meet the Ghostbusters"
>a week later
>"guess what anon, you have some visitors!"
>Ghostbusters theme starts playing from a stereo
>oh god it's happening I finally get to meet my heroe-
>four dykes dressed in grey burst through the door
>who the fuck are these people
>"don't you know us from our upcoming film? We're the Ghostbustaaaaz, honey!"
>they all hover around me awkwardly while making terrible jokes
>briefly given a movie prop to hold while some intern sets up a camera in front of me
>random fucks jump in front of the frame screaming "PHOTO OP! PHOTO OP!"
>die a little more inside while I let my crippling disease do the rest of the work
kontolku gatel
bujanginam
pukimak
>>60600506
>Be 8
>Terminal Brain Cancer
>Make-A-Wish asks me what my dream is
>I want to meet my favorite Ghost Buster
>BIG DAY COMES
>Cant wait to meet Bill Murray
>"We managed to get all 4 of them to come, Anon. Isn't that great?!
>"4? But Harold Ramis is dead.
>The door opens and I hear shrill laughter and mumbled ebonics
>Four women shamble into the room wearing cheap cosplay outfits.
>The largest and barely human sheboon swaggers over to me looking like she thinks she's made my day.
>"Who ya gun call, lil guy?"
>The rest of them roar with laughter
>I hear a voice screaming. "AY Gurls, lemme holla at ya!"
>A strange negro runs into my room and starts whooping
>The 4 women began to whoop along with him and chant "PHOTO OP! PHOTO OP!"
>A camera flashes as I began to drift off into the abyss
>>60600187
tell me the daily life in your ocuntry
>>60600771
>Tribalism not stifling politics
Lol are you kidding me, i have friends who talk about what they do to tresspaser without repurcussion. Note my friend's clan is of headhunter descent
What happens if you look in our politics it becomes a sense of fusion of democracy and well feudalism. The philippines is cacique democracy in which the presidency is passed from one house to another. Seriously our president right now as much is from mindanao is a dynasty politician.
>Neighbor
>Daughter invite friend into house
>Send daughter to buy something
>Rape friend
Why dont you have a daughter for the lolis /asean/?
>>60601195
>indoschina only?
Well, the muzzie islands have Islam which is very collectivist, the chinese are busy decimating their minorites softly into nothingness and korea,bhutan and japan are pretty homogenous as the classical european nationstate.
So im mostly interested in the strange region that is indochina.
>EU countries
Well, in europe even before immigration was a thing minorities were either enslaved or purged in regular intervalls such as jews and gypsies or if they happened to be less different-they dwelled in remote and small communities like the sorbs were nobody gave a fuck or were united by being threated equally shitty by some feudal lord like in bulgaria were they have an insanely diverse ethnic mix which was pacified by being busy with bloodfeuds and turkish/cossak raids well into the 20th century.
So what kind of cultural mechanism has prevented you from succumbing to ethnic nepotism/squabbles like it is in africa?
Is it some religious attitude, strict seperation by villages or some kind of national pan-identity that has sucessfully created some common identity?
im curious about this.
>>60601629
What are you doing in Hong Kong?
>>60601577
>wake up
>hailing Majapahit as a kingdom who unite Nusantara
>breakfast
>go to work
>lunch
>go back to work
>go home
>dinner
>hailing Majapahit again
>sleep
>repeat
>>60600771
That is politically speaking but socially and culturally the reason why we work so well because we didn't develop a sense of priviliege culture under cultural-ethnic lines unlike the US Whites and blacks in which there is a racial slavery background the created a social system in which whites are suppose to dominate blacks
>>60601697
I am a permanent resident here. I can stay the here all i want cuz im legal
>>60601577
Wake up, get clean, eat breakfast, working, eat lunch, take a nap, wake up, working, eat dinner, watch tv, go to sleep.
>>60601690
Before Islam, we are already united by Buddhism and Hinduism.
who watching asutralia open here?
>>60601703
>Hailing nuasantra in /asean/ since 2012
>>60600771
by removing chinks
>>60601719
t. tki
>>60601577
>>60601703
like this guy except im hailing communist instead of majapahit
>>60601731
Do you think Vietnam's flag is better than Hong Kong's?
>>60601809
Both are decent to me, my favourite flag is Croatia's, Bhutan's, Papua New Guinea's, and Slovakia's (best tricolor flag).
>>60601629
>tresspassers
So if you are a flip from a certain background, stroll into the false village where people speak differently and maybe worship something else too you get beaten up for being there?
Is it more like shooing rivalring groups away because girls are limited or is it lethal aggression because -for example- Sambals are a shit?
>>60600395
Can I treat this place as /2g/? I mean, they mostly don't talk about the match.
>>60602138
No fuck off with your e"""""sports""""" or whatever buzzword you want to call it
>>60601690
>So what kind of cultural mechanism has prevented you from succumbing to ethnic nepotism/squabbles like it is in africa?
probably it's because we were educated enough and the european colonials were already here by 1600s setting up trade ports. unlike africa, which almost the entire continent has to succumb to the interest of european powers during the colonial era, had to live with its harsh condition of its environment and do the biddings of its european masters as a slave, while in our case as part of Spanish East Indies, we were sentenced to decades of hard labor, but the native people aren't restricted to quality of education except if you're dirt poor.
mainly the problem with africa is that european colonials were not able to pass down the torch properly OR maybe it was too early to give the africans the responsibility of governing themselves.
>Is it some religious attitude, strict seperation by villages or some kind of national pan-identity that has sucessfully created some common identity?
i don't think so, personally i think it's more of our geopolitical advantage compared to africa.
>Kien Keat KOO
>Boon Heong TAN
Malaysian badminton players
>>60602242
meme
>>60602302
pls no bully
>>60602302
>Marcus Fernaldi Gideon
>Kevin Sanjaya Sukamuljo
They are both Indonesian chink that forced to changed their name
>>60600187
maloloschan.com
>>60602643
the site is inactive
>>60602273
>but the native people aren't restricted to quality of education
that was during the american time
>>60602302
malaysia truly asia
>no chinks
>no singaporeans
/asean/ are you even trying
>>60603079
>chinks
>singaporeans
you're describing malaysia familyam
>>60603079
>no chink
What is Malaysia
>>60603079
>no chinks
Don't you see we already have Malaysian flag?
>>60603031
>that was during the american time
filipino upper class during spanish era already had the privilege to study in prestigious schools in spain.
reminder koreans singlehandedly made asian guys attractive to non-asians. have you thanked your local korean today?
>>60603079
Indo is chink. Philippines is chink. You are chink
>>60603206
Yes, by getting a nosejob and facial reconstruction surgery
Team Malaysia + 1 Pinoy BTFO
>>60603206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxfT_p6zZRk
>>60603206
t. Kim Tae Jong
>>60603206
yeah they made asian guys attractive, but less manly
tho i thanked them; before, i thought only thais have the capabilities to turn man into qts
>>60601690
>So what kind of cultural mechanism has prevented you from succumbing to ethnic nepotism/squabbles like it is in africa?
For this country Poverty and the fact that we are mostly separated by islands
there are squabbles as seen with the rebels and Muslims
but the majority is to pacified to do anything major or violent
GIve us enough funds and freedom to directly trade with other countries and we will be each our own country
maybe 10 years from now we will have our own Egyptian facebook tier revolution
Duterte will be know as the one who started that era
>>60603334
look like this and all the girls will be yours friend
>>60603179
upperclass and not the typical majority indio, thats less that 10% mostly half chink businessman
>>60603407
dress him with school girl uniform and you're good to go
>>60603407
I always got a feeling that somewhere in there, a touch of infleunce from anime
Read few stuff in archive
>You know those school experiences where people will ask you out, only for it to be a big joke and they laugh in your face?
God, murrican are so low in IQ
>>60601255
nO bully
>>60603448
i can't debate on this since i don't have any reliable sources that i can read, moreover, just cite anything about it, but it's just a common knowledge taught on first year high school that upper class filipinos are usually the castillan-speaking ones who had the money to study on intramuros universities. chinese businessmen were even just a stereotype that just lives in escolta and earn money for working in sweatshop conditions.
what i would wanted to correct though was the exaggerated abuses done by the spaniards in the philippine since it's been a belief that spaniards were always the bad guys when we fought with them side by side against the dutch and the british
>>60603110
>>60603139
>>60603158
>>60603250
I don't like these countries. I will not post here again.
>>60603906
>>60603935
;_;
>>60603668
It goes like this :
>"anon, i kind of like you, do you want to go on a date some time"
>"I, uh, sure, you're pretty, that would be cool."
>"omg you little weirdo, i was joking! As if anyone would go on a date with you!"
>>60603935
USE THE GODDAMN FILTER
>>60603720
Indios that are half chink are known to be treated better
Rizal is the biggest example
They were the "Dutch, British" they just got to us first. Their role could have been taken by the two even the french.
a lot of us don't even know that they killed most of the decendent of our royals aside from the south
>>60599124
It's spelt 'senapang'. 'senapanG'.
>>60601705
this
>>60603975
>memek
>kontol
>chink/s
>gook/s
literally filtered 90% of /asean/ content
>>60604229
>inferior language telling superior language how to spell
sillypenis?
>tfw 2 days 'till E3 2016 starts
Ooooh, i can't wait!
>>60602515
B A S E D S O E H A R T O
stop fighting la. we are all brothers.
>we
Cute Asian boys :3
Do you goyang kepala lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-PeW7bsNi8
>>60604492
jej
>>60604492
nice
>>60604365
>waiting to be disappointed
top lel, can't wait for nintendo's blunder on E3 though
>>60604365
Niggerfield 1
>>60604260
hello
sakurahime?
>>60604656
malaysia boleh
>>60604656
No!
Don't you dare!
>>60604656
Is that a he or a she?
Looks kinda inbred either way.
>>60604314
fuck off
>>60604724
The one in the photo is a she. The one in /asean/ is a he.
>>60604656
is wearing contacts a thing all across the world? or its just asian thing?
im half finn so am i considered a real asian
>>60604656
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!!!!!
>>60604765
Pathetic.
>>60604765
Would do if it's a he to be honest.
>>60604612
Yes?
>>60604786
no, only malaysian considered real asian
>>60604865
Ini
>first time on /int/
>can't help but judge people with the same flag as me
I came here to say hi but..
[spoiler]Goodbye.[/spoiler]
>>60604786
Only Malay is the real Asia. We're just fake Asia pretending to be Malay.
ERP fucking drove this thread into the ground
/asean/ a shit now.
>>60604843
sex tourist
>>60604843
how are you?
>>60604724
>>60604814
Fuck off, Paimin.
Go suck Blake's dick now.
>>60604920
ntapz
leh uga
>>60604951
>now
>>60604951
/ausean/?
>>60604920
good decision, never come back famiglia
>>60604967
Good, you?
>>60605022
don't say that word!
>>60604951
Just for you, Zhang.
>>60605119
>>60605119
>>60605119
>>60605058
i'm alright, how's the weather out there?
>>60605135
fuck off /ausean/ was a mistake
>>60604920
Don't go, we like anime
Is it true the theres no vice president in Dutdut parliament?
Kek at Leninfags BTFO
>>60605141
Really hot with the occasional drizzle here and there
>>60605135
ausean was a misdake
>his country hasn't hosted the Olympic games
>>60605211
ooh okay, it's the same as here
>>60605264
>>60604951
Blake gendut wkwkwkwk
>>60605206
He hasn't said what kind of federal system he wants, it could be that the head of state and head of government would be separated, so now we have a President and a Prime Minister like Italy like or we could have US federalism with same head of state and government and still have VP
>>60605264
who cares about autism games lmao
>>60605328
stop calling every australian blake you autist. thats not funny
>>60605239
>>60605157
I doubt you were at that time though.
>>60605382
>autism games
Manila is currently hosting that
>>60605390
>implying memes are funny
>>60605390
t. Blake in vacation
>>60605391
i doubt you were on ausean threads where asutralian fags always spammed ladyboy pictures
>>60605406
So you're telling me that Flips are not autistic?
>>60605390
t. Blake
>>60605464
I doubt you were on /ausean/ thread where everything was comfy.
I doubt you were on /asean/'s tripfag was only paiminfaggot and we bullied him together.
I doubt you were on /asean/ thread where the thread didn't up daily but weekly or even monthly.
Can anyone give me advice on how to get into Korean circlejerks in my uni? I'm a pure flip but I want a Korean gf because that's the closest thing to a 3d anime gf. I gave up on getting a Chinese gf because apparently they have pretty strict rules about that.
>>60605527
>ausean comfy ever
go away with your muh oldfag nostalgia meme
>>60605528
Look like this. >>60603407
?
>>60605559
Go away with your muh meme meme
>>60605527
good times
>>60605527
time has truly made you wise, ken-sama
>>60605528
>coreans
>talking to non-coreans
youre wasting time
>>60605584
she wants to bangs
>>60605527
haha yeah...i remember that. good times.
>>60605584
>weird pinoy nose
always
>>60605563
>>60605641
So I'm fucked then? If I can't get a 3d anime girl I'll end up seducing some country chick with money and making her wear an anime mask for the rest of her life.
>>60605527
>>60605464
NO ONE CARES
O
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N
E
C
A
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E
S
>>60605206
>he actually believes he'll last long in office
>>60605858
fuck you
the only thing i can be proud of is i have been here for a long time before you
>>60605528
Basically what >>60605641 said
As a flip who went to high school with a dominant Korean population, Korean girls won't even really talk to you unless you're also Korean or if they're being flirty with the intentions of using you somehow.
You're better off not dating them. From experience, they're usually extremely shallow, entitled, bitchy, and all around unpleasant.
Why they gotta be so anime looking ;-;
>>60605858
t. Kevin
>>60605890
t. Blake
>>60605746
>>60605641
>>60605638
t. Balugdog
>>60605952
Nice flag. How's Northern Mariana islands?
>>60605952
R A R E
A
R
E
>>60605952
JARANG SEKALI DITEMUI
>>60605952
>From experience, they're usually extremely shallow, entitled, bitchy, and all around unpleasant.
Some Asian girls tend to look like that here ;__;
http://aje.io/ChinasRichGirls
>>60605952
wew nice flag
>>60605952
RARE DESU
>>60605952
I had a North Korean classmate, was fun to hang out with along with his qt sis.
Now they live in California and married to a fellow Korean dunno if South or North
hey i'm monaco
please give me (You)
>>60606139
>comparing North Korea aka Best Korea with South Korea aka Shit Korea
>>60605952
south koreans just date blacks and other koreans
>>60606146
not so fast indognesia
>>60606198
He's poland. How can't you see it, Blake?
>/asean/
>>60606139
>he had best korean classmates
>did not bang the qt sis
;__; pls post pic
>>60605999
It's full of Filipinos surprisingly. The Filipino population dwarfs the native Chamorro population which is why they're passing a law that pretty much halves that population along with the similarly abundant Korean and Chinese population. But it still feels like a part of Philippines broke off and drifted off somewhere.
Typical island getaway that attracts tourists. It's nice, quiet, and peaceful and little to no crime, so it'd be nice to retire here. Other than that, there's barely anything to do, and not a lot of things are readily available so most of the shit i want has to be ordered online which takes an ungodly amount of time.
Chamorro women are fine af too.
>>60606333
Are you on vacation?
>>60606198
>>60606247
Doesn't matter, both of can't into space xDDDD
>>60606304
>kumasta
>>60606304
Chang malaysia selamat datung to ni hao
>>60606304
>flip
>kumasta
you only have one job
>>60605952
>From experience, they're usually extremely shallow, entitled, bitchy, and all around unpleasant.
This is unfortunately true. I walked past a group of K-pop looking girls and they stopped what they were doing and directed disgusted looks at my shoes. They're pretty fucking intimidating.
>>60606464
>kumusta
>mabuhay
Do people actually even use those greetings?
Dubz and we will treat Malays as human
>>60606413
For now, yes.
Lived here for a little while because parents couldn't find work in Manila.
>>60606535
my dad always says "kumusta kabayan" when he meets random flips in public
>>60606535
yes for kumusta, but mabuhay, nah
i'll use them to greet foreigners tho
>>60606333
Take pics of Chamorro qts then post here.
hey losers
what's the best /asean/ meme?
>>60606570
Is it comfy there?
>>60606654
memex?
>>60606654
memex
>>60606689
>>60606707
memek?
>>60606654
titit in memek
XDDDD
>>60606536
don't bully malaysia pls
Ann Mateo or Bea Benedicto?
>>60606820
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>60606850
but I want to bully chink
>>60606656
Pretty comfy. It's the ideal quiet life. Only noise you'll ever hear are the sound of lawn mowers which is really comfy to wake up to.
>>60606883
dilaw girl for sure. ann mateo looks like a mouse
>>60606918
Memek is the planet frieza destroyed
>>60606928
So jelly ;_;, I want to go to Palau/Mariana Islands some day thank you
>>60606918
just google memek without filter
>>60606952
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60606918
Memek is wonderful place to go
>>60606952
and frieza was pinoy or what?
>>60606975
gives me like a couple girls showing off. what's that about?
>>60607017
Google image :
>memek becek
>>60607017
sorry m8, you just not the chosen
>>60606928
>waking up to lawnmower
>comfy
fucking annoying neighbours mowing at 6am on a Saturday
>>60606952
>>60607056
WKWKWKWKKWKWKWKWKKWKWKKWKWKKWKWKWKKWKWKKWKWKKWKWKWKWKk
>>60606928
One more question if you're still here, what language do people speak over there?
your memes are literally subhuman tier. well done.
>>60606952
>>60607197
Thank you?
>>60606535
I use "hoi puta!"
>>60607160
The natives speak Chamorro, which is a weird bastardized mixture of theit native language, tagalog, spanish, and a bit of Japanese due to NMI being strategic locations in World War 2.
Other than that, expect Tagalog, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and Russian.
>>60607197
This desu. Only 12yo would find slang word for female genitalia funny.
>>60607160
You can get by with English, though. The mixture of cultures there make it so that English is the primary language there.
>>60607420
>slang
>>60607444
Glad to know that. Thank you
>>60606304
more politically correct version
>>60607569
>>60606952
holy shit
>>60606535
Let's bring back Maano ka
Sakurahime-senpai~
Friends, I'm broke. What comfy jobs can a student get in Manila? Fast food is out of the question.
>ERP
>LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
>>60607569
>tfw i'm aeta
Time to abandon thread lads
>>60607786
do online marketing
>>60607786
Unpaid/Paid in peanuts internships
Pajeet call center jewbs
>>60607786
male escort
>>60607786
fast food is okay
you could bang the minimum wage qt's too
>>60607977
t. Jolibee cuck
>>60606313
maybe some other time
fucking kikebook wont load for me
>>60607891
>>60607909
Can I do any of these without much training/experience?
>>60607928
The duts gonna kill me.
>>60607977
Please no. I can imagine the horror of me being seen by my more successful friends.
>>60607728
>>60608051
>the horror of me being seen by my more successful friends
this isn't the time for pride m8
>>60608012
bitches be delivering the pussy when they find out you're a working college student (have a decent future)
>>60608051
>I can imagine the horror of me being seen by my more successful friends.
Nah, if anything you gain respect because instead of doing nothing you are earning tiny bucks
>>60608051
Whore yourself on craigslist and hope some rich sexually frustrated leopard on Makati bites the bait.
>>60607604
I love straya posters
>>60608051
yeah, be a reseller and setup accounts on social media etc etc
like this one: http://bestebag.goodstore.id/
Tourist on vacation here. What a magnificent place for tourism the people here are nice. Come to Malaysia.
>>60608151
>nihilist
>neurotic
>hypochondriac
>euphoric
>lethargyst
Would you go-guys buy this?
>>60608265
Wait for the regular cards
>>60608097
Hey~
Didn't expect you to reply real soon ^_^
>>60608265
>1070
>Founders edition
No, there will be a 1080Ti and 1060 this December
Even if you're not buying a 1080Ti the prices for the 1080 and 1070 would have been cut by 1/4 and there will be higher VRAM and clock offerings in the market
12GB VRAM is the new king now, 8GB for poorfags
>>60608265
I'll probably regret buying soon when I reach older/
really makes you think
>>60608051
>>60608206
My brother just started be a reseller, and he already get net profit Rp 800k per day
Is a dude with good taste in music a better musician than Justin Bieber?
I wish I was ______
/asean/ is shit
>>60608112
>>60608128
Which fast food joint would you suggest then? I'd prefer to work at a comfy cafe or something. Places like Jollibee are a little too crowded for me. Someplace like Wagnaria would be nice.
>>60608151
No thanks, I don't want STDs.
>>60608206
I'll have to do some research for this first. Thanks.
>>60608469
babi
Reading term of use in some porn site because I want to upload cropped JAV. It seems PornHub is good for OC but don't allow JAV. Also EURO ceremony in about 3 hours and MVP v LGD in 12
