>country
>do you think your english accent is embarrassing
French
Y-yes
>>60599176
It's okay frog. Girls think French accents are cute af. Especially Midwestern girls. Mainly because they'll be amazed you even have an accent. They speak in the most neutral way possible so you'll always be welcomed
>>60599176
Vocaroo and I'll tell you if you sound like a fag or not. Read Trump's latest tweets to me if you don't know what to say.
when people hear me speak english they think I'm british
I need to stop talking with bongs
>>60599176
I wan to eeeehhhh give you ehhhhh an example eeeeh that our accent is eeehhhh fucking terrible
>>60599341
same
>>60599341
Better that than having one of those robotic and americanized international English accents.
>>60599226
>Americans
>neutral accent
Kill yourself
>>60599437
News anchors get sent here to acquire neutral accents unlike you'll find in a lot of the US
>>60599322
I can tell you sound like a fag just by your flag.
>>60599176
Meh, I'm perfectly fine with my accent, but maybe yours is very noticeable and you just need to practice more.
I never speak English in real life, so I don't even have an accent outside of my mind's inner voice. When tourists approach me so as to ask me for directions I pretend I'm deaf and/or mute to avoid the shame.
>>60599776
>pretend I'm deaf and/or mute
>Not just saying no hablo ingles
>>60599176
>French people don't talk in English because they are ashamed of their accent
>but they are easier to understand that Spaniards who have stronger accents and don't give a fuck
Anyways, my accent is very noticeable. Almost all my mates speak a better English the I do but whatever.
>>60599176
French is a qt accent
>>60599850
Dutch accents are the best 2bh pham
>>60599850
>Almost all my mates speak a better English the I do
you don't say?
>>60599412
Like Filipinos?
Nobody talks to me, why should I ?
Vocaroo your shitty accents thanks
I never understood accents. Why don't you just speak like a normal person? Do you not hear how retarded you sound? If I spend enough time listening to Brits or seppos I can sound like them too easily
>can't pronounce the H
Just fuck my shit up
>>60599996
>why don't you just speak like a normal person?
t. American who's never had a passport
To begin with, I know my pronunciation differs but Idk how strong my accent is.
>>60600041
Do you pronounce hello as ehllo, or Heh-low
>>60599176
Yes because I sound really posh and live in a rough part of London.
>>60600092
First one. Well tbf I do pronounce it when I say "Hello" or "Hi" because it's the first word of every conversation so I'm genuinely concentrating to make it come out, it's more of a problem in sentences.
>>60600075
vocaroo pls
>>60599996
When Aussies attempt to speak with British accent, it sounds laughable.
t. heard such vocaroo on /brit/
>>60600041
Same here
>ello ow are you doing?
>I ate ow asty people are sometimes, they always tell me to urry up
>>60600138
Do you have any sentence you recommend?
>>60600178
>tfw I try to disguise it behind the fact that I spent a lot of time in Ireland and my ex-gf was Irish so I just caught it there
>>60600133
I used to do that, lazy tongue and all. sounded retarded
>>60600185
"昔々、あるところに、おじいさんとおばあさんが住んでいました"
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
>>60600121
do you live in your mom's vajayjay? because that's where the most pounding by Muslims occur in London
>>60600185
>Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop”.
yes but don give a fuuuck :DD
>>60600178
We Russians have opposite problem. We pronounce H very tough, like we do this in Russian.
>>60599176
I like the french accent, it sounds nice, espcecially on girls, you'll get loads of britpussy with a french accent bruv
>>60600250
A quality post from a quality flag.
French accent when speaking Enlgish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV6u4SYaIHM
>>60599996
>why don't you just speak like a normal person?
t. American who's never had a passport
>>60600165
Some of us can do it better than others m8, trust me
Some people also just fail at life generally. The Aussie doing the British accent was probably just a failure.
>>60599996
>I never understood accents. Why don't you just speak like a normal person?
Do you, do you really think that people purposefully put on an accent? Really?
>>60600244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0So8nrpnlyS
>>60600250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fJy7zgQL9y
In conversation without written sentences, it would be a bit typical japanese accent especially vowels.
>>60599176
rate my french pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SvRN3f79CX
>>60599176
You come to the USA and talk to just about any girl with that French accent of yours and you'll be swimming in so much pussy you won't know what to do with yourself.
English bros, same deal for you, too. Spanish and Italian as well.
>>60600534
gross is pronounces as grous and the rebecca is kinda weird
>>60600630
spanish is pretty annoying imo don't know about pastaniggers tho
>>60600562
hot
>>60599437
Neutral for the USA, at least.
The accent that news broadcasters are trained to speak with is localized to Des Moines, Iowa, which is about as Midwest as Midwest gets.
North East England
wey narr
>>60600677
Americans in general love any "exotic" accent.
Strayans (ya cunt), Russians, English, French, most people that speak Romance languages are all attention grabbers.
I don't know about Slovenians but you could probably get your dick wet, too.
>>60599776
Same. Except no tourists in this shitole.
>>60600562
Pretty good desu
at some point you pronounced the "é" like "ee" but you got it well when you said "liberté," etc
Also sometimes when there are two "L" you are supposed to pronoucne them like a "y" like "la Marsei yaise" but it's not always the case (for example "belle" is pronounced "bel") so I guess you couldn't know.
Ah and you should'nt the "S" at the end of "Français" it's silent.
Other than that your accent is very good and 100% understandable I was just pointing out details
I hope I could help
Portugal and yes. The uneducated anglosubhumans think it sounds russian.
>>60600944
Thanks I will keep that in mind, I never actually get to practice pronunciation
>>60600906
women don't like autism unless it gave you billions
>>60599176
Russia
Nah
>>60599958
>>60600250
Okay, rate my accent
I think it's okay desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QsYVGXtm42
>>60599176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gA2a3FGTs&t=31s
I've talked to 2 tourists (one is Brit, the other is Dutch) and they said my English is good.
Feel good living in a country where people don't know a thing about English.
>>60601816
bretty good but why do you want to sound like a britt?
>tfw Venetian
>tfw easier time with English R's than the rest of Italy
>thought english was pretty good because all the shits I read and listen in english daily
>go to usa
>"I-I w-wânt a cóffih p-pliz"
>>60603054
record yourself
>>60603087
no mic
>he doesn't have a finnish accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uYEf7Ea5Y4
I can't do that fucking "th"
I always pronounce it "v" and when I'm really lazy "d"
>>60604441
Put your tongue directly under your top front teeth, then try to make an s sound.
>when a foreigner goes out of his way to use British terminology, or worse, attempt a British accent
embarassing
>>60604441
Can't understand how frogs have a problem with "th" when I don't and Finnish sounds like it's from another planet compared to English or French.
>>60604394
Is that the finnish accent? Sounds like a mix between italian and indian
>>60602359
If he wanted an english accent the only other alternative is an american accent which is regarded as awful by native speakers
>>60604505
Thanks
>>60604528
I don't bloody know
>>60604582
De rien, mon ami.
>>60600562
CUTE
>>60599176
flag
No, I'm bretty gud
>>60604545
It's slightly exaggerated, but yes.
>>60599381
under rated
Women love the Nordic accent, it is very masculine. TFW having the manliest and strongest thu'um of Scandinavia.
>>60599176
>tfw teesside native
>everyone thinks im uneducated because of my accent
>>60604795
No, the swedish english accent is one of the most awful accents ever
>>60604795
beat Russian accent in masculinity, fagget.
>>60604835
what does teesside sound like?
Is it more geordie or more yorkshire?
or is it something entirely different?
The best accent. Does the Estonians have same kind of accent as we do?
>>60604885
no because they try to pronounce words
Finns just dont give a fuck
>>60604795
All Swedish women i fucked literally loved my Russia accent even tho i don't have one.
I speak (not fluently mind you) several languages, so my English accent has turned into a weird jumble of influences. I kind of sound like the vieras from FF12
>>60604841
jelous and angry gemmy is croaking at the true aryans because they aren't included
>>60604861
you mean russian accent as in the swedish accent in the russia we invented, get literally RUSed.
>>60605030
>true aryans
Tell that to the fingols' snapped necks
>>60599176
>When I travel people think I'm an American pig
>>60604969
of course arabs in refugee camps are gonna love getting fucked by a fellow mongol slanteyed nigger except with wrong color from asia.
>>60605115
Grow up, you're pathetic.
>>60604795
I love Swedish accents tbqhh
>>60599176
not embarassing, but a bit funny yes
>>60605142
>grow up
cause it went so well for you huh? stopped being soviet but continued being shit.
>>60604795
You sound like faggots tbqh. Not even joking.
>>60605099
Why do you care, Canada's just a watered-down version of the US anyway
>>60599176
I think most brits are so used to hearing all the different accents they dont really care that much
>>60605344
of course Shing Long would say this after we enslaved his ass for hundreds of years, being constantly in our shadow until recently, now your only outlet for the pent up inadequacy is demonstrated by petty whelps against your richer, manlier and more accomplished Swedish herrar.
shortly put you're unimportant and you should stick to your funny memems.
>>60605517
Because we're better than them and you and everyone else. You peasants should be bowing in my presence.
>>60604394
>"my life is like new page; only english"
>>60605647
Well danes sound like potato mouths, norwegians sound like norwegians and swedes sound like faggots.
What can i do about it?
>>60605709
uh, thanks I guess?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gps83FMFru
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gps83FMFru
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gps83FMFru
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gps83FMFru
>that
>fucking
>feel
tfw apparently i have a neutral accent
>>60605582
The only accents i don't hear anymore are English ones desu
>>60599176
Sweden
No, I barely have one.
>>60604871
It's quite distinct but it's more or less a mixture of Geordie and Yorkshire.
>>60606844
Yorkshire mentioned
