Feminine energy edition
uepa
this one
>K-On
rate my gf lads
>>60539362
*prepares to fuck your wife*
*can't get hard*
*cry myself to sleep*
>>60539620
5/10
cocks
>>60539620
Shield maiden of the white race.
>>60539620
I don't get why so many people find her attractive. Is it a meme or something?
CANNOT UNSEE LADS
>>60539505
What does happen there?
Can I grow a garden by the house?
COCKS...
What a nice view
Smile with your eyes, /cum/
>>60539710
legs for days, la
>>60539710
You have to be a heterosexual white man to understand.
>>60539516
more than the actual woman?
>>60539782
When I do that people just ask me if I'm part Asian
>>60539616
What are you some sort of faggot?
>>60539710
Even if she has no ass and no tits you have to admit she's pretty.
Plus >>60539784
>>60539710
cute face, tits, tummy, legs, feet
but she has negative ass
>>60539779
Stay safe Latvia
Are you alone?
>Britain
>>60539657
* pats you on the back and tells you it happens to everyone *
* tips you 35% and thanks you for doing a great job with the lawn *
>>60539906
Nah with family
But its safe here, literally NOTHING can happen in the forests in Latvia. The only danger is in russian ghettos in Riga.
>>60539851
K-On is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS X3. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The underage characters all trying their hardest to look kawaii, the songs, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole girl band faggotry and everything about the K-On world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
K-On is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no K-On threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>Scots
>>60539943
>monster whopper
>>60539876
>tits
>>60539943
>ACCUSED
>SHAFTED
This has to be African Onion.
NUFFIN WRONG WITH NE
NUFFIN WRONG WITH ME
>>60539996
I hate Scotland now
>>60539745
>commisioner gordon
>that means he can't be JJJ again for the new spiderman movies
feels bad man
Do not talk shit about the queen of /cum/,
I will personally take you out if you are foolish enough to do so.
>Great Brittan
>>60539999
Them digits were almost a monster.
My Mexican coworker got stung by a scorpion and now thinks he's dying
How do I tell him they are not venomous here in Georgia and he's a drama queen
![Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.014.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_21.13_[2016.06.08_00.26.11].png](https://i.imgur.com/Yvfz2sy.jpg "Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.014.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_21.13_[2016.06.08_00.26.11].png")
>>60540083
don't tell him
a nice old mortality scare is good for the soul
>>60540083
Why doesn't he go to the hospita- oh.
http://www.politico.eu/article/french-armed-robbers-mcdonalds-news-police/
>>60540083
>How do I tell him they are not venomous here
Report him to ICE
>Taylor Swift could be lurking THIS thread RIGHT now
>>60540128
That's what he's trying to do desu
He said in Mexico you got to the hospital when u get stung(pretty its because Mexico has one of the most deadly scorpions)
>>60540207
dont hit on me silly boys :^)
>>60540215
We're pretty much Australia tier when it comes to scorpions desu
more f o r e s t
Hey tay-tay
I fucking hate you
I met Taylor Swift once
>>60540133
>Leave laptop alone for 30 minutes while I make lunch
>Comeback and it's installing Windows 10
What the fuxk man
>>60540207
She only lurks /pol/ and /b/ lad
>>60540083
Tell him you're a witch doctor and all he needs to do is rub mint on it, eat the scorpion's tail, and then sleep with the scorpion's corpse under his pillow then he'll be fine.
>>60540308
it's time for the machines uprising
desu i don't find taylor swift cute
she has demoniac eyebrows and small mouth
>>60540360
what if she found out she's /cum/'s queen and decided to take a look
>>60540284
*hops out of the car and starts beating you with a pipe*
I SAID DONT DO IT
>>60540281
more pls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10430908
http://www.strawpoll.me/10430908
Important
>get a new mouse for the first time in 10 years
>play overwatch
>genuinely feel like im going to have a heart attack
>>60540281
I might want to live in Latvia.
>>60540520
get fuct nigel
>>60540543
What's wrong buddy?
>>60540645
CONSTRUIR EL MURO
>>60540579
You might be on the right path
>>60540489
Gonna look for a nice view
Mfw I'm living my dream of being a southern plantation owner
I have 3 Mexicans who do all the work around the house for me
In return I house them and fee FD them and give them money for cocaine
>>60540823
what if they poison your tea?
>>60540889
They love me tho
Pic related is one of my sla- employees
He goes by Rambo
>>60540489
Nothing too spectacular atm
tfw grass is growing back
>>60540064
those are french police genius
>>60540823
I kinda wanna do this but with one person cause I'm terrible at managing people. Might find somebody so desperate for a green card they would put up with my shit.
A spotless house, daily foot rubs and a live in chef
>>60541004
That's pretty to me, are the sunsets nice? I'm a sucker for sunsets tbqhwy
>>60541011
>waiting for rain
>>60541173
Fucking awesome sunsets here
If im still in the forest at sunset ill snap a pic for you
>>60541004
this looks like the backyard of my house
>>60541103
Mine are all illegals
I originally picked them up at the rent-an-amigo
And they worked for my landscaping business
After several years I brought 3 back to my house and had them stay at the guest house
>>60541212
Thanks roomie
You da realest
Sat down to piss and pissed so hard it came back out of the toilet and went on me trousers
>>60540692
Sin dudó, nunca va ganar ese racista.
Simplemente fue elegido por idiotas alt-right, pero el colegio electoral quien son los que elijen el presidente jamás lo apoyarán.
>>60541329
CHI
>>60541245
What if you all get busted?
That's why my owner dream involves green card, can still hold it over their head with minimal legal repercussions should they decide the American dream isn't rubbing my legs
who here /jillstein & bernie/
>>60541392
One of my guys got deported recently
He got in a car accident
He's trying to come back tho
>>60541418
we should all take that test and put it all on one board
the /cum/ political test
>>60541458
Would you get rekt for harboring illegals tho?
>>60541418
I'm in the purple because I'm a neckbeard
>>60541245
How old are you?
Please don't tell me you voted for trump and still contract and harbor illegals
>>60541542
Doubt it
I cover my ass well
Plus I own a lot of land and live In the middle of nowhere
Police dont bother me
>>60539616
utterly asinine post
>>60541669
I vote Libertarian.
This is truly what are founding fathers would have wanted.
>>60541654
37
>>60541669
I'm not voting this election
I dislike Hilary and trump
>>60541820
What are you doing on the chans m8
Hope you can see it, mist is rising from the river
>>60541472
would probably look like a slide from blue to green with some outliers
>>60541542
>muh free hand
>I vote Libertarian
37 anios y en el /cum/.......
>>60541899
Am I not allowed to shitpost at my age
>>60541944
Rambo?
>>60539996
I love the way it's phrased, it sounds like they were going to make everyone wear a hijab.
>But sir, I don't want to wear a hijab?
>What are you, a racist?
>No, I'm just white, Presbyterian, and a man, like most of the country.
>That's what I said, a racist. Now put it on, racist, and make sure you don't notice any rape gangs abusing little children if they have brown skin.
>>60539996
Is it mandatory for everyone or just muslims?
>>60539996
i want my dick sucked now
>>60541944
Ugh
> There are literally Europeans who hold rallies for Trump
How cucked can an entire continent be to rally for another country's presidential candidate thousands of miles away while spreading their anus for rapefugees?
>>60541916
a lil, kinda looks like a Bob Ross painting
Ty for all these
Cheering me up
>>60541820
I want to be you in 11 yrs
>>60542043
really?
>>60541977
well you could be doing better things
I'm 20 and I feel like I'm wasting my time here
>>60541820
Are you the oldest guy on /cum/?
>>60542118
Everybody is wasting time
>>60542091
She's a monkey but that's some really clean rope
>>60541820
Hey Gramps, you got a sexy daughter I could buy used underwear from?
>>60542091
stop it or i'm going to have to rub my dick
>>60542155
Probably
I spend more time on /o/ /biz/ and /ck/
But I enjoy visiting /int/ for the international banter everynow and then
>>60542155
There was some 40 year old Canadian on here a while back lel
For me
I think 30s is still young tbqh
>>60541943
I like most of the core values of Libertarians, but god-damn if they aren't the most autistic party in the entire US. Feels bad
>Buying games
>>60541418
shit test
the questions are so biased
>>60542421
Your life is pretty much over once you hit 30 desu
>>60542533
>tfw 25 and no job
my life is already over
>>60542533
How exactly is that?
>>60542533
Idk I'm enjoying being a man child
I'm 37, I have a son, I own and run a business
And yet I still shitpost, play video games, and watch Chinese cartoons
>>60542567
tfw 20 and have already dropped out of university twice
Getting dark haha
>>60542653
at least you were smart enough to get into university.
i graduated highschool with shit grades
>>60542653
>>60542567
About to enter uni again and i'm 22 in august
>>60542710
What are bugs like in Latvia?
Existent?
>>60542653
I did the same and went back at 22. I'm starting grad school next semester.
You should finish your degree, anon. Not having an education in this country sucks unless you know the right people
>>60542769
In forests at summertime mostly mosquitos, but in winter its okay
But tonight rather no mosquitos
Classical music best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkyMPPKu66o
>wew
I like this. Don't hesitate to use it.
>>60542503
Where did you find this cube test?
>lad
I don't like this. Never use it.
>>60542945
Wew lad
>wew lad
I sometimes like this. Sometime hesitate to use it
>>60543103
Rip in peace kiddy
![Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.017.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot.png](https://i.imgur.com/s5P9mwA.png "Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.017.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot.png")
>>60542945
>>60543103
>niggers
Calm down Jew
SOON
wanna give a wew to all my lads
>>60543427
>e3
what's the point?
only slept for 4.5 hours lads
>>60543478
thanks m8
I ate an entire pizza because I was sad
What have you nerds done today
>>60543493
memes and disappointment, senpai
memes and disappointment
who /trudeau/ here?
>>60540133
greatest ally
>>60542015
>implying the based Named Persons won't report any child who isn't Muslim as being unhealthy and needing immediate transfer to government tolerance camps.
http://www.gov.scot/Topics/People/Young-People/gettingitright/named-person
>>60543621
Couldnt see the sunset from here tonight, sorry
>>60543954
Whooops didnt meant to reply to anyone
No homo but I want to ravage this dude's boipussy holy shit
>>60543427
nothing but DLC I imagine
im going swimmin /cum/-chan !~
going to gym lads
hopefully my lifts aren't shit due to night shifts
>>60544216
careful cana-chan, make sure to come up for air once in a while
>>60543530
Absolutely nothing. All day I've done N O T H I N G
>>60544075
get ready for skyrim 2: HD edition
literally
>>60544075
nothing wrong with DLC as long as it's good quality
>watchdogs 2
>I want to fuck a man in his shithole
>but I'm not gay
>>60544471
pic related when
i want to marry a qt bosmer and have cute bosmer children
>>60544585
Doesn't look that bad
https://youtu.be/NQS6stUX1Cs
>TES V: Skyrim
>TES V: Skyrim: Legendary edition
>TES V: Skyrim: Definitive edition
*devours feces*
>>60544973
woah man what the fuck
>>60544915
Bethesda needs money
>>60544678
>san fran
>racial profiling and police brutality
>>60544973
dont do that
>>60544047
sauce
Realistically, how soon will the global Race War start? Getting a bit tired of waiting.
>>60542710
Rip
>>60542653
>leaving irc whenever we ask how you're doing
Bit rude
>>60545242
Never
>>60542623
Do you have a gf?
>>60545242
RIGHT
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>60545232
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3630958/Man-addicted-Disney-spends-two-hours-transforming-princess.html
>ywn fuck his mouth with those eyes looking up at you
>>60543427
>videogames
>videogames played on a console
?
>black friend is voting Trump
I thought Trump doing well with minorities was just a meme
>>60545328
>>60545408
>not being an Idort
I shiggy diggy
Where do you fall on this?
>>60545394
hope you like stubble against your dick you fucking fag lmao. Behind the make up and wig is just a dude, a smelly gross dude with a dick and a dirty ass just like you. Disgusting.
>>60545394
>native-born Mexican
wew lad
>>60545242
November
>>60545568
He still probably sucks a dick better than my gf, and more frequently
>>60545559
flower level
Pooping as I type this haha
rate my gf lads
>>60545779
Haha I get it because it's a shitpost
>>60545559
Jaded outcast
>>60545840
hideous
>>60545840
Very nice
Rate mine
>>60545559
That weird guy.
But I am pretty good at hiding my power level.
>>60545865
rude desu
>>60545840
is she one of those akb girls?
>>60545559
Just in hardcore
feels good to belong somewhere senpai
Thoughts?
>>60545968
I know cis, but wtf is cis-het?
>>60545968
Isn't he white though? So shouldn't we consider him wrong?
This is like one of those chinese riddles
>>60545998
Fuck, just got it. I'm retarded
>>60545998
Cisgender heterosexual
>>60545840
terrible
>>60545998
heterosexual
>>60545968
but it appears this statement was made by a white cis male so his own statement falsifies his statement
>>60539779
>that blurry
Do you have Parkinsons or something
>>60546012
He's probably not hetero, so he is exempt by sjw standards because he has oppression brownie points, for now
Haha just took a poop guys!
>>60545448
>videogames
>using /v/irgin lingo
>>60545926
no she's one of the new love live lasses
>>60544600
holy shit yes, ive always wanted this
>>60541392
What if they rebel?
>tfw no (you)s
@60546388
here you go
@60546388
Nice dubs
To: Anonymous No.60546388
here you go pal
Good afternoon.
>>60546388
Y-you
Listened to you guys and didnt get piss drunk
it's the chosen time motherfuckers
hit that herb
>>60546388
(you) are cute
>>60546515
5:20 pm?
>>60546515
Gonna stealth toke when I get home from work.
>>60546515
>inhaling the devils plant
>tfw all the pictures taken by my phone are too big to post on 4chan
It's 2016
Site upgrade when
>>60546631
Its not even 4:20 here yet
>>60546388
Here's your (You), you disgusting pig. Now, I'll be taking those doubles off your hands if you don't mind.
>>60546501
Good lad.
I can't stand to drink anymore than one or two drinks nowadays but I can't give up alcohol completely. Amnesic drunkenness gives me flashbacks of all those alcoholic nights when I spent my evenings knelt by the bin with crippling nausea, drinking until I vomited uncontrollably.
Water, tea, and orange juice are the patrician choices of drink.
>>60546553
It's 4:20 somewhere in the world and that's all that matters
Always take a hit at XX:20
>Always take a hit at XX:20
>>60546248
Why would they? It's honestly a good deal, in reality I wouldn't really need to coerce or manipulate anybody for that.
>>60546501
Good, wait until I'm in the will and can inherit the house to live dangerously
>>60546764
Had a few beers to start it off and ended with a few balsam bottles.
Was a nice evening.
>>60546812
>Good, wait until I'm in the will and can inherit the house to live dangerously
Haha
lf girlfriend or qt boi hmu
watch cops with /cum/ again when
haha
>>60547120
me on right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeHvQxKYaw
>aussie futbol
>>60547148
no bully
>>60547120
Kek.
Who /Trump/ here?
>Kek.
>tfw I could walk into any bar in your city and immediately attract female attention because of my accent, but you couldn't do the same in the UK because we don't really give a shit about your accent
How does this make you feel?
>>60547452
I guess, but only if you're attractive. If you're some nerdy neckbeard, having a birtbong accent will just make you more of a goober. If you're good looking you'd probably pull pussy, yeah.
Show us your cats, /cum/.
>>60547418
Please delete that image of me. Thank you.
>just got back from gym
>already struggling to stay awake and it's not even 5pm yet
>>60547565
I cant. Theyre dead
>>60547565
oh here we go
>>60547452
Wouldnt happen here since british tourists are hated here with a passion.
>>60547418
I don't believe these people are real
>>60547587
dead cat guy again.
>>60547113
soon hopefully, had an incredibly comfy time yesterday
I consider myself a Renaissance man. I take care of my wife, my children, and our house. I am the newest breed of man – the man that supports the dreams of his partner.
>>60547616
it must be nice to have never met libertarians
>>60547616
I saw one at a walmart a little while back. Fedora, trenchcoat, acne, everything
