>Be American
>Spend 40 Billion dollars on lawncare
what the fuck
http://mentalfloss.com/article/31222/numbers-how-americans-spend-their-money
>>60536026
Rough lawn is a sign indicating you are in nigger area.
>>60536026
A man without his lawn is no man at all
It keeps the Mexicans busy so they won't rape.
>>60536128
makes sense
>be non Anglo
>don't have a backyard
I feel sorry for you
>>60536231
So in America, when babies are born, their gender is defined on the sole fact of their lawn status ?
>>60536026
>Easter: $16.8 billion
On what now..?
>>60536348
>everything is in walking distance
Wouldn't trade desu
>>60536427
Got that covered here too.
>>60536348
>Be anglo
>Have a backyard
>have to pay for any damages done to it
yeah, fuck that
>tfw live on 200 acre farm that my family has owned for 8 generations.
Wouldn't trade it for anything.
>>60536417
>Easter
No idea what that is.
>>60536522
Thats not how a backyard works
>>60536878
I don't fucking know how they work, I live in a comfy commieblock
>someone cuts lawn often
>their neighbors cuts lawn more often to compensate and not look bad
>everyone ends up mowing like a motherfucker
>>60536389
Their social status is defined by their lawn. The man with best lawn gets all the power. The man with all the power gets all the women.
Oh my GOD.
Every house on my street is a family with a husband that spends 30% of his life attending to his lawn. At 7-8am you will hear several lawnmowers at any given time, everyone's grass looks like a fucking golf course.
We're the only house on the street that has mostly weeds and we mow it twice a month. Maybe. I'm glad too, fuck these people and their loud ass kids.
>>60537065
I know that feel all too well. Do you have to deal with lots of dogs barking too?
>>60537001
This. Bitches love lawns. A lush lawn is like being attractive, cut and with a full head of hair.
>>60536389
Lawns are covered more than money or Kinder Eggs. Men ferociously compete to keep their lawns in tip top shape in orde to outdue their competitiors. Many a man has been consumed by this obsession, and eventually are found naked at night and frothing at the mouth, screaming "Lawn for the Lawn God!" As they run around town in their birthday suit.
>>60537065
But it's fun to work something in backyard even mowing.
I'm living in apartment now, so I miss mowing lawn.
