What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "German Engineering"?
>>60520916
A strange porno.
>>60520916
Mercedez Benz.
In both good and bad.
Adolf Hitler
>>60520916
Volkswagen fiasco.
>>60520916
VW gassing it's customers.
>>60520916
something that could have been done with one cog and two bolts and nuts is instead done with 513 cogs, 1197 screws, 899 bolts, 899 nuts, 1988 washers, 701 springs, 49 pistons and 49 cylinders and one human soul.
>>60521565
Forgot the most important part, butt-plug.
majority of these parts are non functional, but somehow, trough german magic, the whole contraption doesnt work if you remove a single part.
It's an oxymoron.
I would never buy German-made anything.
>>60520916
CATCH PHRASE
The Tiger tank
>>60520916
overengineered, overpriced nonsense that does barely as good as the competition for ten times the complexity.
>>60520916
Annihilation of Ukraine cities
something overquality, expensive, cube-shaped,
>>60520916
Look at the recent 24h of Le Mans races.
At some point Germans engineer just took over.
It's rare that a non-German car-brand wins there.
>>60521465
Mercedes was cought too.
http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/car-technology/news/a28228/now-mercedes-is-being-sued-over-alleged-emissions-cheating-diesels/
Only a matter of time until they all have to bleed.
>>60520916
a cheap car that everybody has made by volswagen
Efficient
Sadly,now Volkswagen gasses.
>>60522070
Audi is swedish, not german
Cars ofc.
>>60522164
Are you US-American on vocation?
>60522164
Seems like Canada doesn't eduacate its shitskins well
>>60520916
Audi
Das Auto.
>>60522208
>shitskin because you don't know about german cars
Don't delude yourself, most of Audi's clientele is in MENA
I'm sorry that the last pinnacle of german engineering I owned died after a minor freeze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESToKnV7A3E
>>60522289
Not really. Europe is the main market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2g6L_nV_E
A merc or a BMW
also the STG 44 or the V-1 rocket
rapid national decline
>>60520916
Vunderbarr
>>60522164
>Audi is swedish, not german
Thanks for the giggle
>>60520916
https://youtu.be/RyEPpn3U1TA
>>60522012
crimea is ukraine confirmed
>>60520916
cheaters from vw
>>60524567
This.
They blew it.
>>60520916
>What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "German Engineering"?
An annual common sight where broken Mercedes and BMW cars are stranded on the side of the road on summer holidays, with embarrassed and dehydrated poor families standing outside next to their cars and shaking their heads under lethal August sun heat
I think German Engineering is well controlled media propaganda to promote their good looking but stupidly poorly managed low quality products where they still can't figure out even how to connect electric cables properly or why they should never use nasty cheap plastic for essential parts around an over heating engine under the bonnet of a six-digit Benz even after 100 years of car making history
10,000 parts for the cup holder, each costing 500 dollars to replace
>>60520916
unreliable garbage
>>60520916
Hoaxwagen
Overrated
>>60524893
>>60521941
Why are Japs so butthurt when it comes to German Engineering?
Really can't stand that we are better? ... and btw. have the biggest car manufacturer again ;^)
>>60520916
>>60522105
Well, let's wait untill that report about the polution of many different brands by the government comes out. They found out that nearly every brand lies in these stats. There were exactly 2 cars that was sold with the right numbers, one was an BMW, one something Asian iirc.
Will be fucking fun to rub it in the face of every fucking gook and every little brown frech"men". Plus it is going to be pretty nice to go full US on all these companies and sue the shit out of them. Enough money to build 2-3 new rapefugee homes.
>>60521941
Japs are fucking disgusting
>>60526016
Japs are the Eastern Europeans of East Asia.
This is despite the fact they were the ones that did the genociding.
>>60526016
Other cunts are saying the same things but why only us?
VW just fucked everything up
>>60526016
I'm pretty sure that's Toyota, your cars don't really sell outside of Europe
Time for some porn
>>60526144
wow
is germany like the lex luthor of world?
>>60526312
>>60526400
>>60526249
Well... no.
>Volkswagen (VOW) Overtakes Toyota In Q1 Car Sales For Global Top Spot
>Despite the emissions scandal, Volkswagen sold more vehicles than any other automaker during the first quarter of 2016.
http://www.ibtimes.com/volkswagen-vow-overtakes-toyota-q1-car-sales-global-top-spot-2359588
>>60522105
Mitsubishi and Suzuki flat out admitted they cheat as well. Liberals are more interested with feeling good about themselves and not real numbers. I doubt many people will give a shit unless you tell them.
TSI
@
DSG
>>60526473
>>60526497
they're probably just lying because that's what vw does
>>60522164
Are you fucking KIDDING me?
Audi was founded by the brothers HORCH, or rather one of them as his brother did not like him to use the family name so he changed it into the latin quivalent AUDI which is, as the german HORCH, the imperative of (to) hear.
Fuck you.
>>60526171
Hasn't it always been common sense that those "official" mileage statements are unachievable unless you go 80 behind a truck on perfectly flat land?
So no wonder it also affects emissions which are directly affected by gas usage
>>60522164
Disgusting
reinhardt
>>60526016
>Japs
*Burgers and island apes behind proxies or as ESL teachers, you mean
>>60526648
>>60526748
Well, for some reason it was a huge scandal at VW. So let's fuck the other manufacturers over it too.
>>60526697
Sorry if my grandfather put his peepee into your grandmother. It was just friendly banter.
>>60526875
>>60520916
Mercy
Helden sterben nicht
Smart but complex
Quality but expensive
Focus more on analog less on digital
more mechanic than electronic
Generally bigger and sturdier than competitors but not better always.
>>60526921
he probably lied about that as well, why do you even care about vw you're some fucking retarded neet that does nothing
>>60520916
Cheating on diesel emissions.
>>60526497
That's actually not something you can be proud of or you are relieved to hear though...
In short, VW is trying their hardest to "design" the sales number by sacrificing a dangerous amount of profit just to make it look like the biggest German company is doing just fine and stable even after the devastating scandal.
That's a totally retarded promotion strategy, but it seems what they fear the most now is appearing on global news media as a miserable falling cheater who got what it deserved
>>60526946
Did you somehow miss the Swiss flag plastered all over her, you dumb Overwatch goon?
>>60527171
That's the Red Cross.
Idiot.
>>60526648
>>60526312
>>60526875
>>60526932
I love these
>>60527197
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Mercy
Dumb FPSposters are as bad as frogposters.
>>60527303
>Wikipedia
>Credible
>>60527197
shes swiss dude, she literally has a disgusting swiss grandma accent on the german dub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp9UMLqrk3I
at 6:20
>>60527151
Well, there is a good bunch of reasons to do so, retard.
>keep the degree of capacity utilisation up
>keep people employed
>show the world that you still sell shitloads of cars (lowers panic on the stock markets)
>earn money later on (car makers earn a good bit of money later, with service, their own banks etc. etc.)
It's literally the best/only thing to do, espcially if you have the money to go like that for some time.
>>60520916
>pic
>>60526497
Nice porpaganda. How many brands have to work for VW group? You are far behind Toyota when it comes to quality and that's why Toyota sell much more cars under it's own brand than few VAG brands combined.
Toyota in 2015 was #1 in 91 countries, while VW only in 20.
