>have bed bug infestation
>get exterminators round
>they ask to check my foodstuffs to find the eggs
>what I did immediately when they told me the brown bits in my sugar wasn't coffee
Do you just leave sugar out in heaps? What the fuck? Seal that shit up when you're done with it.
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God dammit Nigel
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had a good chuckle
bed bugs have been returning to toronto over the last few decades
You're meant to say "don't let the bed bugs bite" yourself once you leave home. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
I still don't fucking know what are bed bugs
