This is a real pizza, Italy
>>60505688
no.
>>60505872
Yes
>>60505688
>muh new york style
>it's actually still shit
>>60505688
If this is a real pizza, what is a fake pizza?
Neapolitan is better because it is less overstuffed so you can taste each flavor. But you need to eat like 2 of these to feel like you ate anything.
>>60506209
NY style is washed up. New Haven't variation is better.
>>60506371
>muh new haven syle
>it's actually still shit
>>60506315
Deep dish
>>60506407
Have you had it?
>>60506437
it doesn't matter
americans will defend this
>>60506437
Its from usa, its automatically shit.
>>60506542
>dewd mah original content pizza yee haw god bles 'murica
>>60506542
We should bomb america into oblivion desu
>>60506641
lel
>butthurt dagos
>>60505688
>tfw only pizza I can buy regularly are the cheapest ones from german supermarkets like Lidl
Oh well, at least I can dream.
>el gringo
>>60506542
I will. It's definitely not pizza, but it's delicious.
>>60505688
What the fuck is up with those slices?
Italians and Americans are the only people who know how to make a pizza. Putting kebab shit on it is disgusting.
>>60506761
Some places cut pieces into squares
>>60506591
THIS
>>60506797
>Americans
not so fast
>>60506542
What's wrong with casserole?
>>60506641
Yes please carpet bomb New Jersey
>>60506798
Those are really long and narrow rectangles, they will dangle like a limp dick.
>>60506761
GREASY
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S
Y
>muh cheese
>>60506861
t. expert
>>60506818
Exclude the Midwest and we know how to make pizza.
That's undeniable
>>60506740
Kkek the madman (read fatman) actually defends it.
>it's an "Italians don't realize Americans do their culture better than they do" episode
Kind of sad. Sort of like the Brits denying that our literature has been better than theirs for the past century. I say, let them keep their fantasy. They need it.
Didn't realise until i came to this board they've never actually had an Italian '''''''''''pizza''''''''''''''
What's Ireland's obsession with our pizza pies? :S
>>60506874
Of course, no one knows more about dicks than me other than OP.
>>60505688
Okay, I will order pizza from my local pizza place and you guys can judge it, in about an hour or so when it comes. Does that sound like a fair deal?
>>60506542
I am glad your ancestors came here in the 50s and 60s to bring us good pizza
italy isnt that bad of an ally after all
>>60506905
very much doubt that
>>60507030
I'm glad Italians came here in the 30's and 40's and brought us real pizza
>>60506542
>"ci cago style"
>>60507003
>about an hour
do you live innawoods?
>>60507054
Do you think the Italians here just forgot how to make a good pizza when they got off the boat?
>>60507114
>Muh heritage
first generation is dead, you only have slimy guidos pretending they know shit when they are clearly the yankes yanks since Yankee McYank
>>60506542
Is that a cheese pie?
>>60507090
No, they're just a slow or busy place, and also I need my mom to get home first before I order so I can make sure she gets warm pizza and not cold when it gets here
Post your face when Australia won the best pizzamaker worldwide award
>it's an americans unironically think they're not the laughing stock of the world episode
>>60507114
Being italian doesn't automatically make someone a master pizza maker.
>>60507209
NEW TO THE YABBA?
>>60507183
esposito please go
>tfw my pizzas are so thicc i call them focaccia
>>60506905
West coast knows fuck all about making pizza.
Do Italians have a pizza inferiority complex or something?
>>60506797
>America ruins everything
>Italians and Americans are the only people who know how to make a pizza
>>60507295
>>60507295
madman
>>60507317
You think?
>>60506542
I love lasagna!
>>60507317
pizza threads are always opened by americlaps
>>60507382
>>60507317
The weird thing is you can find many Americans agree Italian pizzas are also good, just different, but you will have to drag an Italian kicking and screaming before he admits an American pizza is good, just different
>>60507476
American pizza is just Italian pizza with so many toppings that it doesn't cook properly.
>>60507313
I've been to some good pizza places in California.
>>60507448
>>60507476
In what way are they different other than you using inane toppings like fruit and some greasy meat with carcinogenic chemicals that you call pepperoni for some reason?
>>60507476
I would rather eat turds than American "pizza"
>>60507317
The smaller the pizza the bigger your dick looks through it
>>60507511
what's wrong with toppings
>>60507573
American pizzas typically aren't cooked quite as hot, usually mix in a tiny bit of olive oil into the dough, and tend to have a lot more gluten, but it probably varies from place to place with some getting closer to Italian style than others
>>60507317
Americans make better pizza than us, even this last thing we could have been proud of, taken from us.
What's the point of being italian anymore? Tonight I will end all this, forever. This is your fault americans, I hope you're proud.
>>60505688
Did you add oil on your pizza ?
>>60507675
no my son, it's not too late, you too can become American
>>60507675
MARIO, NO
DON'T DO IT
Y-you're making me cry too.
>>60507675
proxy
>>60507670
You have to be conservative with your toppings else the base doesn't cook properly.
>>60507712
Are you asking me to....switch sides?
wow a lot of ireland posters in this thread
>>60507587
>>60507659
>Mario getting butthurt over pizza.
I will murder anyone who shits on my pizza but you violent, smelly, gibbering fucks can't handle anything different.
I get it, your entire culture and national achievement can be boiled down to pasta stolen by the Chinese but get over it.
Are you this butthurt because pizza is all you can offer to the world?
>>60507523
I've lived in the bay area for three years and haven't find one that was above meh.
Honestly rather go to chains over the places locals try to swear by.
>>60507772
What I do when I make pizza at home is bake the base beforehand by a small amount and then do the toppings and then bake it all the way, works out pretty well, especially since it lets the base rise even more than it would normally even for a minimally topped pizza
>>60506542
Chicago style is shit, I fucking hate it. NY style is better than Italian pizza though, this is a fact
>all the butthurt italians itt
these are the best threads
>>60506861
You fold it and eat it like a taco
>>60507831
don't talk to me or my nation ever again
>>60507864
>>60507670
>what's wrong with toppings
Toppings are great but there is such a thing as too many, its like loading a sandwich so much that you cannot taste the bread.
>Americans will defend this
>>60507772
You're right.
There is no way to successfully have a lot of toppings.
It is actually impossible.
There is nothing you can do to make it work.
>>60507794
>Are you asking me to....switch sides?
>>60507938
That's a bread bowl silly. Chiraq style is more like lasagna
>>60507931
I dunno, what do you consider a lot, 4 is usually my cut off
>>60507822
What does an irish american say to greet people?
TIP o'the mornin' to ya
>>60507831
yes at least we boil pasta right.
>vid related of american pan-sta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP8uoOgyPlc
>>60507904
Maybe I should shove my cock into your sisters throat and give her a taste of some real fucking pizza. I've eaten nothing but digiorno all day and I just know your country's whores want nothing more than a green card away from all the shit layered streets of Italy.
Wa la, here's my deep dish Chicago style pizza™
>why is the bread and the sauce separate anon?
>Oh, that's the artisan style now, very trendy to serve the sauce in a bowl and with the bread and cheese on the side for dipping
>>60507938
what dah fuck is this?
>>60508018
there goes Jose with his dick talk again
>>60508019
That's a grilled cheese and tomato soup dummy!
>>60507076
>>60506437
CT is actually a great place for Pizza.
>>60508019
>>60507938
You realize that no one except Chicagoans like Chicago """""pizza""""" right?
>>60507992
Do Italians cover the top when they boil spaghetti? I had an illiterate Naples immigrant share that tip with me? That is to say he had no top.
>>60507209
>>60506542
What the fuck is that
>>60508117
You boil it with the top on? Are you retarded?
>>60508099
>bread
>cheese
>tomato
Duh, it is a artisan deep dish Chicago style pizza™ my main man.
>>60507897
How do you fold these slices like a taco? Do you roll them up or something? Its just terrible slicing.
>>60506542
just shitcago
areas where italians actually emigrated (NYC and suroundings) won't
>>60508176
Lots of people insist on covering their pasta to steam it.
>>60507938
No we won't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnl0HEBU8jM
>Chicago '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''pizza'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>60508197
>Steam it
Nigga it's covered in water, what do you think "steaming" it will add, or even does?
>>60507938
That looks fucking delicious asshole. I'm going to go eat my chicken flavored ramen noodles and pretend I'm eating cheese pizza.
>>60508018
That was rude and way over the line.
>>60507938
literally what is the problem with this?
>>60508209
Fuck off fuccckkk offf
I WAS MEME POSTING
wtf fuck yanks
>>60508019
That shitty meme is a cancer on /ck/, stop trying to spread it.
>>60508244
I don't know, don't ask me to justify it.
>>60508018
Woah there, sport
I ccok my pasta without the top, some people do it with the top, I don't think it really matters
>Italians will be forever butthurt because their pizza is just a floppy cracker with cheese and sauce
lmao
i so hungry rite now assholes
>>60506542
i love myself a good bread bowl soup once in a while
>>60508354
>American'ts will forever be butthurt because their pizza is a huge mass of processed organic matter with no taste that only serves to make the masses fatter so they spend more on private healthcare to cure their cholesterol related illnesses
come on now
>>60506905
chicago pizza is better than whatever they have in california (probably penis taco lo mein pizza lmao)
>Go to Italy
>Food tastes exactly the same as American "Italian food"
>go to store
>Selling "American bread"
At least it was pretty.
>americans also improved our pasta
We poor poor italians are useless at this point
>>60508412
>with no taste
what? europeans always complain about it having TOO much taste
>>60508412
That's some real asshurt you've got in your post, Luigi.
>his country doesn't have pizzacake
lmao sick culture you got there buds
>>60508439
>Selling "American bread"
What the fuck is this?
>>60507675
DON'T DO IT TERRONE
ITALIAN PIZZA IS GREAT
>>60508451
>>60508457
wake up sheeple
>>60508481
Sliced white bread, apparently
>>60508481
it's that rectanguloid shaped white bread that Aussies use as fairy bread
>>60508444
italians definitely have better pasta. americans dont have any distinct pasta anyway, restaurants just copy italian style pasta.
>>60508521
>>60508526
that's called "pan carrè", if anything it sounds French.
god why are yanks always so full of shit?
>>60505688
Papa Johns pizza + garlic sauce >>>> """"Italian shirty thin tomato bread""""
>>60508477
if an american posted this the italians would have lost their minds
>>60508559
Haha, no, it may look the same at first glance, but it's different
>>60508439
>go this wrong for Costanza meme
>at least it was pretty
>>60508526
Thats not an American invention, bread baking pans have been a thing for a very long time, Americans invented the first bread slicing machine but that does not mean all sliced bread is American.
>>60508625
> but that does not mean all sliced bread is American.
>implying it doesn't
>>60508602
>let me tell you about your country
nah
>>60508512
You think you can defeat the Bad Pizza Lobby?
Our tentacles are in every DiGiorno commercial. The grease of every Pizza Hut slice drips with our malice. We will ride the vehicle of American culture to replace all true Pizza with cheap, processed imitation. Accept your fate, and surrender to the slime.
>>60508481
think its just a sliced pan
>>60508189
>Chicago
>lacking one of the most significant Italian diaspora communities in the United States
I understand that you are a bogan from Rhode Island but dude...
>>60508559
It literally said "American Bread" on it.
Maybe it's a La Spezia thing?
The only real pizza is in Naples
>>60508639
The first recipe for apple pie was English, is all apple pie English then?
>>60508678
might have referred to the size or something, if you said "pane americano" people might thing of hamburger buns with sesame, the one you posted is pan carrè
>>60508686
So was the first version of our anthem.
>>60505688
Why do Italians get butthurt at American pizza? Is it because it's superior and better? Remember Italian cucks, it was made by Italian Americans so chill
>>60508686
We're a breakaway from your culture so we get to take claims with us and the claim gets split
>>60507938
>>60508209
>/ck/ memes
>>60508708
Maybe. Looks exactly like white bread sold here.
>>60508477
Canada is just poor man's america.
>>60508713
So is the flag of your nation, adding an extra stripe does not fool us.
>>60508686
yes
>>60508573
who cares about canada lmao
Italians have better bread, Americans have better Pizza.
>Italy
>In charge of food
Pic related is a real flapjack
You guys couldn't even make a good flapjack. I would be ashamed if I was Italian desu, your entire culture is based on making shitty food and losing wars
>>60508982
we have better both actually
>>60509001
THICK
>>60509001
France makes better wine than Italy
>>60509001
>>60509034
THICC
>>60509001
>>60509001
>high test pancake
It's beautiful
>>60509001
oh american you've mistaken a pillow for "this"
>>60505688
That's Mingrelian Khachapuri
>>60509278
>whete are you from?
>I'm from georgia
Kys amertard, we don't give a fuck about which state you're from, just say usa
>>60506641
>>60506542
An Italian immigrant invented it. So suck a fat one because a mind forged in Italia devised that monstrosity.
>>60509983
fucking immigrants
build the wall
>>60509425
We aren't used to speaking with foreigners so we respond with state instead.
That's what happens when your country actually has living space.
>>60510041
>living space
oh shut up you faggot. we wanted some and the whole world came to stop us
>>60510106
That's because you didn't do it before the 1900's
Sorry m8
