Who's depressed? I am super depressed right now. Please make me happy.
>>60503760
If you're a girl things will be ok bb ;)
If you're a guy you are straight fucked tho.
brazil
>>60504055
I'm a guy :(
fucking hell, man.
I am most of these things, you learn to deal with it
>>60504310
But I want to feel better
5/8 of those lmao
>>60503760
Smoke weed and forget about your problems like most people
>>60503760
finger up your ass
I remember 3 years ago in college when I ran out of money and food with like 2 months still left in the semester, I was so down that my thought process was just "welp, guess I'm not eating anymore". Idk how I managed for the next two months (possibly through a combo of mooching off my roommates' foods and using my reserves of American bodyfat), but I did nothing but shower, drink water, and masturbate.
I just remember that I didn't give a shit about not eating because eating was as agonizing as seeing a friend or hearing my name said by someone. Fuck, I remember talking with two Colombians here about suicide and I wasn't able to understand why they were so afraid of botching it and ending up paralyzed for life. The whole time I was thinking it doesn't matter if I'm paralyzed for life, my life's already over since the girl I loved already dumped me.
Just thinking back to that period always shocked me because of how out-of-whack and insane my values were.
>>60505027
>college
ugh
i hate when people mention college
i havent finished high school yet
and i'm fucking 20
what the fuck am i doing with my life?
fucking hell
>>60503760
I got 6/8
Here's the depression roulette, roll and the last number of your post will tell your future:
1. Nothing happens, you stay mildly depressed all your life
2. Don't worry, memes will cheer you up
3. Cute girl enters in your life and makes you happy
4. Quit 4chan forever, and become a happy normie with a regular job
5. You go full Elliot Rodger and kill everyone at your former school/university
6. Travel the world, discover new cultures and forget your previous self
7. Become an Internet celebrity by spamming your face endlessly on 12 social networks
8. God saves you and carves a new, alpha man out of you
9. Pills will calm you down, be numb and non-unhappy forever
0. Kill yourself
Dubs and it happens this year, trips this month, quads today
>>60504472
This nigga knows.
>>60505164
ugh, i hate these games
but i'll play
>>60505164
Rolling for miracle cure
>>60505164
We rollin'.
>>60505200
Nice roll. Put up a livestream
>>60505200
oh, shit, man.
I just phased out, there is no longer that sense of dread or that desperation of trying to escape the void
just long stares and sometimes inner fighting so I don't fall into that state again
I have no motivation, I can feel my health getting worse and I just don't care
I feel guilty because people like >>60505027
has had worse luck than me and yet I managed to squander every chance I got
>>60505164
Well, imagine that you are in 80's at the Fortress area in Baku.
Now realize you aren't.
Feeling good already?
I got diagnosed with depression and the last time I tried to take meds they caused really bad side effects and I had to get hospitalized for a week
Now I'm shit scared of trying new ones and just kind of have to accept my depression while trying to live a normal life
>>60505164
Not sure if this thread is relevant for international topics but sure, I'll join in as well.
>>60505422
what meds did you take?
i'm on venlafaxine and escitalopram
>>60505164
3 get
>>60505164
Roll for fun.
>>60505164
hmmm
>>60505164
Rolling
>>60503760
>tfw meet all of the criteria but don't feel sad at all
>>60503760
8/8 Fuck
>>60505164
Ok,whatever happens.
>>60505562
some shit for bipolar people and epileptics
I don't know what the hell was wrong with my psychiatrist
>>60505899
valproate?
>>60505164
Help me please
>>60505164
C'mon 7
>>60505955
SHIET
>>60505164
Help
>>60505955
Heh
>>60505164
8get
>>60505164
Rolling to see the future
>>60503760
I feel terrible. I have been drinking heavily to try to distract from it but nothing has changed. Now I am sat alone, depressed and just can't escape the feeling that I should not be alive.
>>60506088
I wish there was an easy and effective way of killing myself
>>60505164
/roll
>>60505164
Alright I'll roll
>>60506174
fugg(((
8/8
>>60505164
rolling
>>60503760
Also did not realize there was a test.
1) Yes. I feel worthless and hate myself and do not know what I am doing with my life.
2) Yes, I am always tired.
3) Yes, I tend to have trouble sleeping.
4) Yes.
5) I am constantly anxious. I try to drink a lot to take some of it off but it only works temporarily.
6) Yes, I always forget what I am doing or what I am saying.
7) Not so much.
8) Constantly unless I am distracted in the immediate term.
>>60506126
I tried to kill myself and survived as a friend saved me. It was after I got really drunk. I tried throwing myself from a building but he dragged me back on and then punched me until I snapped out of it.
aside from crippling depression, i also have severe anxiety and panic attacks. i'm finally about to start seeing a psychiatrist and hopefully going to get some medication that works. i used to be vehemently against the idea of taking prescription drugs, but after years of dealing with this shit i don't care anymore. i just want some relief.
>>60503760
8/8
>>60505164
6 would be nice
In all honesty the root of my problem is entirely physical. I think I'm average looking but I've got so many facial blemishes (more than just acne) that its really hurt my self esteem for the past few years. I've missed so much because of it and I've tried almost everything to alleviate it. I just recently confessed to my friends how sad I was but I've yet to see them IRL so I'm dreading that too.
>>60505164
4 of these outcomes are shit
>>60506394
so... that's it? you've got a few red spots on your face?
for real?
fucking hell.
>>60505164
roul
>>60506451
More than a few tbqh
>>60506477
it cant be that bad
>>60506394
I have eczema covering half my face, ears , neck and hands and feet.
Had all of those symptoms from the age of 14 until today
>>60505164
Rolling
>>60505164
Save me Lord
>>60506265
Do you wish he hadn't saved you?
>>60504438
Start caring less, get some close friends. Thats basically what belped me
>>60506490
I'd like to think I'm getting better. I do recognise there's a lot worse out there. I'm just a pathetic wanker.
What brings you down friend? :(
>>60506570
yes, but I am too much of a coward to try it again, it was quite a lot of buildup in my mind to get there
>>60503760
6/8 lmao
not violent but irritable
>>60503760
7/8
>>60505164
Roll
>>60506501
Awww man my sympathies. You're probably worse than me but I'm just a really shitty person for not being able to deal with it
>>60506578
>get some close friends
how do you get friends? i'm not very interesting
Also, "Puta" means whore in portuguese :3
>>60505164
roll
>>60506394
>>60506501
>>60506583
this is exactly one of my biggest problems too
I can't remember the last time I was able to sleep comfortably
it has been also started to affect my scalp and it feels fucking horrible
what is worse is that I have absolutely no motivation to get better, I know that if I try hard enough and not give up I can heal but I just can't bring myself to do it
I am so tired lads
>>60504055
this
>>60505164
I got 6/8 too, here we go rollan
>>60505164
ayy
>>60506699
use sulfur soap
>>60505164
rollan because fuck it
>>60503760
Want me to suck your dick? i promise you'll feel better! :)
>>60505164
yay I have 6/8 too
rolling
>>60505164
Rollan for a qt
Insomia, insecureness and social anxiety are the worst for me
The lack of concentration and short memory loss hit me hard. Tought it was just me
>>60503760
8/8
I didn't even notice how fucked up I am. thanks based brazil
>>60506728
I've been using tar shampoo and neutral soap but the shampoo burns a lot and it feels horrible, it also smells like hell but it helps at least
>>60506676
Meet with people from your educational place, or your music scene or something like that.
I know
>>60506759
yes, please!
>>60506784
sorry man
>>60506778
Do you have that issue were you will be speaking and then forget what you were talking about?
>>60505164
r0ll just because
>>60506598
I hope life turns around for you although it usually doesn't
5.5/8, but I take melatonin for insomnia. If I hadn't 6.5/8
Some reckless behavior but not very much
>>60506836
I cannot see it getting better.
>>60506817
sometimes, hope it doesnt get worse
but mostly just forgetting what I've been told very frequently and being fidgety
>>60506699
Oh I did forget to mention that I have scalp problems too. The only thing that's really worked is pic related but idk if you have it in your country
>>60506865
i heard melatonin does wonders
>>60506265
>I tried throwing myself from a building
sheeeit I hate highs, I could never jump. I think I will kill myself either with hanging (climb on a tree, tie rope to my neck and to a branch, get wasted on some good booze and fall down eventually, or also get wasted on a good booze and shoot my brain out with a blackpowder shotgun (no license needed to buy)
>>60503760
i've been depressed for some years now
>>60506015
Om säpo kollar så vill ja säga att ja inte tänker göra nåt
>>60506889
sulfur soaps
try them :3
>>60503760
order and progress, man.
>>60505164
sheeit
>>60506909
I am normally terrified of them, but the alcohol helps. I think shooting would be the most painless but I am sue.
>>60506908
It does
>>60506909
>blackpowder shotgun (no license needed to buy)
is this true?
>>60505164
>roll
>>60506889
>>60506950
I will look for those, the tar shampoo helps but with the burning and the smell it is pretty hard for me to justify it
>>60506909
I'd like to reserve a second shell/bullet if I may ask
>>60506970
lad, I...
>>60506987
Most painless is to get into kitchen and leave gas vents open.
>>60505164
roll
>>60507047
would kill family members if I did that
>>60506993
Unfortunately, I can't buy melatonin here in Brazil.
It's illegal.
>>60503760
5/8
>>60505164
Roll
I don't wanna kill myself but sometimes I hate myself. Glad I still have some friends
>>60506987
I remember seeing a table with various methods comparing the pain and speed, and shotgun to the head is the best one right after an explosion.
>>60506995
Yes, you only need to be 18 to buy them.
>>60507041
I know senpai, 2 barrel shotgun
>>60503760
Lol, only 3, maybe 4 out of 8. Get fucked sadfags
>>60507073
Nah, you just need to close the door and make a little hole in it. By the time they smell it, you'll be dead.
>>60507083
Will this cute girl be my gf?
If not, she can go to another man.
>>60505164
rolling
>>60507167
thanks for the advice
>>60507167
>>60507192
don't do it. for real. the risks are too high.
and if they save you, you could end up with severe brain damage
>>60507074
Use magnesium then, or l-theanin. Sleepy time tea and so on.
>>60507192
No problem.
Also, don't kill yourself, death sucks.
>>60503760
6/8, but life's occasionally good
>>60505164
let's see about that..
>>60505164
..r0llio
>>60505164
Roll
>>60505164
roll
>>60507074
Buy online, customs doesn't give a shit here since it's not drugs (just isn't allowed to sell blah blah paperwork)
>>60505164
Why not, lets hope it goes well.
>>60507571
Good luck
>>60507571
Its sad to see a bunch of numbers could make you feel so sad...
>>60503760
have some turkish sport to cheer you up
>>60505164
lets try
>>60507698
hahaha, thanks man!
but i get happy just by having a swede give me a (You) :3
>>60503760
7/8
But i tough this was justo normal human behaviour
I would never think about putting an end to it.
>>60505164
Roll
>>60505164
>>60507850
Reroll
>>60507765
Here have another one, you can even sweden YES me all you want :3
>>60503760
You get depressed when you lack something. What are Brazilians lacking? They have all the bananas and monkey pussy they want.
I have to get up 7.40 tomorrow and I'm posting on /int/
What the fuck am I doing
>>60505164
Roll
>>60505164
roll
>>60503760
Getting /fit/ will cure your depression
>>60505164
Rolling
8/8/ btw but I don't want to bother doctors with 'waah im depressed like every other human being on this planrt'
>>60505164
rooooooll
>>60505164
roll
>>60505164
roll
>>60503760
8/8
I was on lexapro for a year, and also in therapy.
I feel slightly better now.
>>60503760
>have had ALL of these for years now
how the fuck am I even alive
>>60505164
Rollerino
>>60505164
fine
2/8
24 yo neet virgin but ive been feeling better as of lately
>>60505164
rolling
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>>60512003
YES
I'M OUT OF HERE LOSERS
GONNA HIT THE GYM AND SHOP FOR NEW CLOTHES
MAYBE CALL UP MY OLD FRIENDS AND GO TO A BAR TO MEET MY FUTURE GIRL
NEW LIFE WITH MY GIRL AWAITS, I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE
Wait, did I just get tricked?
me
>>60505164
R-rolling to escape this pain
>>60512164
Fuck that re-rolling I REFUSE to leave 4chan
>>60512225
Jokes on them never went to school or university, re-roll
>>60505164
Rrrolling
>>60512261
It just keeps getting worse, doesn't it?
I'm not spam
>>60512301
>>60505164
P-pls gimme a 3
>>60505164
roll
>>60512329
Make it stop
