The first meeting of the Parliament of /int/ will now commence.
Rules:
>Roll call is on every Tuesday.
>PM is in charge of majority.
>The PM is worth two seats
>Members outside of the biggest coalition become opposition.
>Voting starts whenever there are enough people in the thread, and voting for each bill should take at least 10 minutes.
>Bill should be voted on by at least 10 members, or the voting session should be ignored.
>To create a party, state your party's name, color and positions. To join a party, in the name field, put:
name [party]##password
First order of business is to establish some parties here, get some MPs and vote on issues affecting /int/.
>>60499447
Bumping thread out of curiosity and empathy desu
>>60499557
dude thats a dumb idea
no offence
Remove Migrants:
Our goal is in our name. We aim to remove any and all illegal crossborders from /int/ and create a culturally homogenous /int/ independant from the rest of 4chan for our continued prosperity. We want to bring our bantz back, our funposts back and our memes that have over the years been unfairly siphoned away from us by the unfair shitposting practices of other boards. Join us and together we can make /int/ great again.
Doubles and the Communist Party of /int/ is founded.
>>60499612
It's just a game lad. You can make your own party too.
Banter party
>>60499557
>>60499612
>>60499640
Remove migrants more like remove posts lmao
Dubs and Nazi party is founded
>>60499687
I would but I can't think of anything noteworthy
>>60499707
Had the wrong name on. Don't bully lad.
>>60499805
So your party consists of you and your alter ego?
Anyway the first issue i want to raise is to officially change the anthem of /int/ to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4
>>60499942
Nah, Remove Migrants is the only party here and I'm the only member so that makes me PM (for now). PMs are worth two seats.
My main priority: education.
We need more informative discussion on this board. The interaction seems to have been sorted although there is still segregation and some xenophobia. Banter is good though, humour is an integral part of this website so we can't eliminate shitposting
Party Name: Freedom Party
Color: Red
Positions: To liberate enslaved people across the world. We fight for social justice, racial equality, and freedom from oppression. Our goal is no Anon shall be discriminated against because of his or her flag(s). We wish to achieve this goal by 2020. Socialism will free the gentle laborer.
>>60500148
This looks like it belongs on reddit desu
>>60500109
more like poo party haha lmao
No hard feelings lads, just bants
>>60500013
Just curious, why are PMs worth two seats? Is that in case of a tie?
Oy vey, whats good.
>>60500233
Yes
>>60500109
Need a color lad
>>60500283
Color and positions pls
>>60500283
Multi Culturality is very good boost morale that you help out your fellow human beings. Vote for multi kultural bill.
>>60500231
Haha poo party, what a bloody ripper :^)
>>60500283
Second priority: launch another shoah
Meme nations party reporting in
Color : orange
>>60499447
I saw many stupid threads in all those years, but this one, this is one is special...
>>60500349
Give me green
>>60500349
Sematic
White
For multikulturilism so that everyone could use int
I'd like to propose the abolition of all national borders. the principle of the nationstate is antiquated and must be abandoned. No Human Being is Illegal. There is only one people, the human people.
Furthermore, it is my opinion that Budapest must be destroyed.
>>60500440
>The city of Germany
>Against fun
Color me suprised.
Note to german: I didn't actually want them to color me, nor did i imply that suprise has a color, it is merely an expression used to show ones lack of surprise to a certain event in a sarcastic manner
meme man jr reporting in
positions: restore /int/ to its place as the greatest meme board
establish an alberto barbosa pt 2
make spicy memes
color: lime green
>>60500517
also, our colour will be an earthy brown, to show our roots in mother earth.
>>60500553
oy vey.
Damn
>>60500148
may i suppose a coalition, comrade?
>>60500546
I am a Greek
>>60500553
My greatest American ally join join coalitionz we must expel palistanians
>>60499447
I want to join Angelo Merte's party
>>60500724
Jesus christ of course you are.
Get a trip so I can filter you
>>60500743
welcome aboard, ahmed :)
will you join the fight to abolish the social contruc that are """boards""" to further our goal to merge all /int/ernationals into one superbord, much like /b/, which is a perfect example of why multiboardism is a good idea?
>>60500655
Yes.
I am hoping we will agree on the pressing issues of today.
Gaelic supremacy (green)
basically for establishing the dominance of gaelic culture on /int/ and worldwide
>>60500389
Position : we represent all small and irrevelant shitholes, they right to exist and their interests. Cause I bet these superpowers with fuck everything up (again)
>>60500733
OP pls update seating chart.
>>60500931
Very nice, lad. Spread it far and wide. May they never see a day without seeing an Irish flag
this is autistic as fuck but i like it
>>60500938
meme nation + meme = ? ? ?
lets do it
>>60500882
oy vey, i totaly agree.
Yes i agree i think every board should be same board.
I can't wait to see the harmony between /pol/, /b/ and /lgbt/ it would be such a beautiful place
>>60500999
they shall know the wrath of the gael
Took me a bit because of the flood of new parties. Need one more MP to commence voting on things. We'll see which party has the majority at the end of this and their leader will then become the PM for the next thread.
>>60501051
Agreed.
>>60500931
great!
as a first measure, is suggest a letter be written to Harrakiri Toyogota, founder of 4chan, requesting him to remove flags from /int/, as they are obviously racist.
better even, to let everyone choose the flag that they wish to sport.
>>60501051
excellent thinking, ahmed. you are hereby promoted to vice-chairman of the party.
>>60501038
We never forgot the great israeli rangeban of 1999, blocking at least 60000000000 israelis from /int/
>>60501100
>>60501121
Also can we lay off on all the green?
>>60501035
Agreed.
Our motto : WE CAN MEME IT
Requesting a coalition with the Sematic party
>>60501144
Yes yes pleas help me fight this injustice
Alright lads, I'm selling my vote for (you)s.
>>60501136
mr. definetly not a jew why you won't join our harmonic international party. we would need everykind of people in our party.
>>60501144
we should remove all flags and replace them with the tricolour
Can i join the remove migrants party?
>>60501213
Oy vey have this Shek(you)
>>60501235
I fight for Jew rights.
>>60501198
Agreed
>>60501250
I approve of this.
>>60501213
>>60501213
bulgars are honorary gaels lad
>>60501262
join gaelic supremacy lad youre already part of the empire
>>60501213
this is a display of an extreme lack of integrety.
unless of course, i receive your voice. it's 2016, after all!
>>60501250
that's extremely offensive. YOU are a racist. Do you not know how many white people there are in ireland? and scotland?
>>60501302
you need to formally join the party lad
>>60501250
yes and these tri colors should be.
>big black cock(representing our beautiful tolerant cuckold society)
>medium white penis(representing evil white people genocide 6 gorillion)
>little yellow peepee(representing founder of this website gook)
>>60501347
Saved
>>60501398
How do I join?
>>60501374
>irish
>white
stop being racist
>>60501262
Of course lad.
>>60501402
i second the suggestion of my vice-chairman,
You go..guys need to listen to this >>60501274 guy! He is very trustworthy!
>>60501444
see the OP
>>60500109
Coalition with the Roo Party requested
>>60501462
i would like to start a vote to ban this mans racist and sexist party.
>>60501494
Thank you thank you, go-.. Guys we got to fight for the 6 gorillion range bans of israelis.
gonna peel some potatoes (no im not joking) be back in about 15
>>60501347
Let it be known, that I support the Gaelic Supremacy, a party known for its honour and integrity!
Color: Black.
Goal(s): Swallowing majority of seats before disposing of Parliament, establishing a strong theocratic rule on /int/.
Stratagem: Unknown to public.
>>60501615
Oy vey thats not according our deal. u break u deal?
We have reached 10 MPs. Time to vote on our first major issue that has been brought up. /int/'s national anthem. See >>60499942 for more info.
Coalitions list: http://pastebin.com/gzYJZBbZ
Posting updated chart soon
>>60501616
i trust this man. he surely only has the best intentions for this board. coalition?
>>60501655
I think you have mistaken me for my twin brother!
>>60501660
And here it is. Btw, I vote yay on making Remove Kebab our anthem.
>>60501689
>Germany
The deal is sealed.
>>60501660
I think it must be one of jewish origin. i can i hold my vote for now?
btw remember the 6 gorillion of israelis that have been banned in 1989
I'm proposing our national flag let's start voting.
Yay
>>60501792
Yes, voting is open.
>>60501798
One issue at a time lad.
>>60501660
while this is a from a foreign culture, theartist performing this song is sadly not brown enough to qualify for representation of /int/. i vote nay and urge my party and coalition to do the same.
as an alternative, i propose this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
>>60499447
Flemish Integration party (blue)
position: Make sure Belgium is/will never be a thing again and have the belgian flag replaced with french and dutch ones
>>60501862
ok.
Nay for Remove Kebab as national anthem.
>>60501884
I think there must be a two athems, yours and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE
especially to pay back some of the guilt of them range bans.
>>60501660
It's a bit /pol/ish, but I guess it will do.
>>60501884
That sounds like EU anthem
We need to talk, Turkey.
>>60501981
Coalition?
>>60502043
oi m8 what's the problem ?
>>60501969
absolutely. i second this. perhaps it could be made to be the first and second verse of the anthem?
>>60501752
welcome aboard! you will shortly receive your complementary white girl.
We need this
>>60502129
Yes agreed with this mans proposal.
>>60500938
Would you agree to be a front to the cyber Mujahidee-- *cough* I mean... coalition?
>>60501969
Oy vey! Indeed this is a very good proposition! Remember the 6 gorillion.
>>60502079
I'm already in one with Meme.
If you ok with both of us, sure go ahead.
>>60502202
Sure
>>60500553
You okay with a coalition m8?
>>60502197
yes yes dis is your Shek(you) good job goyim.
so who is pm right now, anyway?
I hereby propose a vote to make A Nation Once Again our national anthem.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iickNtK5Ivw
New chart by the way. Reminder for untripcoded MPs to get a tripcode in order to be counted.
>>60501660
The Freedom Party sides with the 16IP in voting "nay" to this proposal.
>>60502109
Let us get right into business. The honesty? You will never be an integral part in Parliament alone. Look around you, surrounded by Perfidious Albion. They'll throw you out, they'll make a mockery out of you, they will banish you dishonorable, unwashed your corpse and tossed your cause aside.
I know your prospects, you can become a better you. Join us underground.
>>60502348
Nigel is as leader of the largest party
>>60502280
Okay, they deal is sealed.
Since we are in coalition now, we have this request >>60502183
>allied with superpower
I feel like I betrayed my own ideals
>>60502422
Oy vey dont worry about it, you should join me too in coalition.
>>60502375
>Reminder for untripcoded MPs to get a tripcode in order to be counted.
It's like another Shoah!
>>60502375
You should mark coalitions somehow.
It will make things easier
>>60502422
Any alliance with Remove Migrants is an alliance to ensure your continued existence despite the migrants hordes.
I don't agree with a lot of the positions of the Internationals so I'll have to say no.
>>60502509
>>60502509
racist. literallly hitler. are you fucking kidding me?
>>60502509
Do not listen to this person, he or she had scandalous relations with the prepubescent children of /r9k/. Join the Caliphate.
I would like to name Coalition #2 the Coalition of Subversion
>>60502348
I am. At the end of the thread, we'll see which coalition is the largest and the leader will be the PM next Tuesday.
>>60502509
>not having fun
>>60502558
I feel offended by that man, pleas elect me as new PM.
Remember 6 gorillion that were banned by the man like him?
>>60501616
>616
>Caliphate
wow
Remove Illegal Aliens Party
migrants falsely implies they have legally immigrated
Also Prime Minister Nigel, can you please mark coalitions on the map of the Dáil?
>>60502641
i absolutely will do everything in my power to have you elected.
any coaltion members object?
>>60502509
I need to ask something.
Do you want to remove ALL migrants?
Like, even people who are actually educated and just came to find a job and life a good life?
>>60499447
Christian Party
Flag: Rainbow
Is there any vote going on right now?
>>60502790
you need it in your name
Party: Wisdom Party
Color: Silver
Proposed Policies: We oppose corporalism and central power. Our aim is to make sure the biggest building blocks of this site, such as memes, flags, banter or generals will never be seized and than controlled by a central authority. Therefore, under our rule, these aspects will be under constant development to make sure the values of /int/ will persist.
>>60502508
>>60502710
I have the coalitions written in notepad. I'll mark the coalitions on the chart when this vote is over.
By the way everyone, we still don't have enough votes yet. At least 10 are needed.
>>60502763
>>60502692
In our manifesto, we specifically mention that all ILLEGAL migrants must be removed at once. If you're legal, you're good.
Party Name: /fap for africa/
Color: any colour
Positions: Make Africa great again with Finnish knowledge, Polish workforce and Australian lifestyle
>>60502837
ok ok but will there be more brown people?
>>60502833
National anthem vote. The Nays are leading.
>>60499942
I vote nay.
>>60502856
Oops, forgot tripcode!
>>60501660
Sematic party votes Nay. Dirty racist songs are not welcomed in 2016
Members of the Parliament, coalesce with the Caliphate, together we rule worthy as inheritors of the Earth.
Official members of the Coalition so far: 2016s International Party (16IP)
Highly Sought Candidates: meme nations party, Gaelic Supremacy, Roo Party
Submit to cyber-Allah.
>>60502943
forgot trip
It's too late to create a party, right?
>>60499447
2016 kek party
make /int/ kek again
colour: navy blue
>>60502943
Yes yes i agree, All muslims should go where they please especially west threads and spread their culture there.
If the anthem vote is still going I vote jej at remove migrant's proposal
>>60502943
yes! multiculturalism! what are you afraid of, people? are you some kind of islamophobe?
>>60502990
well, you might join our PROGRESSIVE party, how about that?:)))))))))))))
Joining in.
Well, I believe "nays" have won.
Whatever, I suggest new vote.
Animeposters. Allowed or not?
>>60503010
I believe you can join our coalition
>>60503010
you should join the meme party or at least join our coalition
Requesting to join Gaelic Supremacy.
Party Name /brit/
Colour: Red
Positions: Slags, crisps Cara and Maisie
>>60503064
Yes yes, Especially the west threads as they can share and live together peacefully with everyone
leaving those unhibitant desert threads for the brighter future.
>>60502894
Brown people are allowed as long as they wouldn't be an overwhelming majority able to create a Global Government.
The Caliphate is for everyone, nor exclusive to Muslims. Other denominations must pay a hyperjizya which mainly constitutes a five shitposts a day and ten Hail Aisha's.
>>60503096
welcome to the party lad
>>60503080
The FIP votes nay to allowing animeposters, they are cancer and should be detained to boards more suitable for their autistic hobbies
>>60502990
You can make a new party but after this. No new parties for this session. It's getting a bit hectic updating the chart.
>>60502990
Join us and you get 72 virgins.
>>60503120
yes! this man has got it!
>>60503121
hmmmmm i don't know that sounds kind of racist. i'll keep my eyes on you.
>>60503077
Yes, hello , welcome to our party.
I have to apologize, but right now we are sided with superpower :DD
>>60503080
Votes haven't been counted up yet and we need at least 10 total votes for the vote to be counted.
>>60503023
ok
Mikoto party
Colour: blue maybe ? anything is fine
Position: We mostly just want to post pictures of Mikoto
>>60503205
meme poweräs :DD
>>60503080
sounds good
>>60503190
Ill be sacrifice and i'll take those left threads to make them function atleast i can do that.
Even tho we got range banned with my fellow israelis, i will not let this be the reminder of our bad luck and sacrifice our life for these muslim lives. yes yes. Leave the diamonds and all the gold with oi-.. I mean Leave the bad lifes in deserts.
>>60503125
Thanks lad
Okay, I need the party leaders to give me a list of all their members so that they can be listed on the chart officially.
>>60499942
>>60499942
>>60499942
ALL MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT VOTE
>>60499942
>>60499942
>>60499942
>>60503374
1. Not A jew
Please update on vote count.
>>60499942
Nay
>>60503080
A law banning animeposting is against everything the Mikoto Party stands for, we therefore vote to allow animeposters
ROLE CALL FOR THE GAELIC SUPREMACY PARTY
ALL MEMBERS OF GAELIC SUPREMACY PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST TO REPORT
>>60503374
giz a minute pls
>>60503426
Need to update the Parliament Chart first. After that I'll update the vote count.
>>60503374
1. Geert
(I vote yes to your anthem proposal btw)
>>60503439
Reporting
>>60503374
Mikoto Party leader here, I am alone unfortunately
>>60503080
Oy vey i think we should merge, our little country with your little countries we need to stand together to face this opression.
>>60503374
that's me.
my vice-chairman is ahmed, if that matters.
>>60503080
animeposters allowed
anime is great meme
>>60503374
1. Dennis
>>60503374
Only me so far.
>>60503374
Bulba and TSUNDERE PERKELE
I believe Dennis is with me too cause Meme leader dissappeared
>>60503374
Members of Gaelic Supremacy:
your man !UUR8maMqCU
Penn !xMBPNKMKVE
>>60503521
did you intend to write c.uck? if yes, how about we merge?
>>60503549
So do you agree with my proposal?
>>60503575
nah mate
>>60503374
Freedom Party
Leader: Ngumbwele Odongumbwe (!/CGNbwi1xc)
>>60503623
racist.
>>60503588
Well, since meme nations are part of jews conspiracy, I'm agreed, but I need to ask>>60503513 first.
>>60503374
Una Vela Party
1. Roberto Gómez Bolaños
Party:
Feminism is cancer
Color/colour:
Bright Fuschia
Position:
Raise awareness of anti-feminism.
Feminism to be classed as 'terrorist organization'
Promotion of feminism to be deemed as inciting violence - a bannable offence (probably).
Controlled borders - immigrants are fully welcome, but they have to comply with our rules. Just because anon is from reddit, doesn't mean we have to shitpost for them.
Free movement of memes.
>>60503664
We can be called Sematic meme nations party, how does that sound?
>>60499942
Nay.
Counter-proposition, officially change the anthem of /int/ to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pir8QZVExcY
>>60503674
>>60503698
Party applications are closed for now. Try again next Tuesday or join some existing partys.
Everyone, the new chart is coming in a few.
>>60503698
We have much in common, perhaps you would consider a coalition under one Ummah?
>>60503664
yeah it's okée
>>60503674
I like your mindset, how about a coalition?
>>60503700
I'm okay with that
>>60503761
saatna vittu
>>60503793
>>60503805
Honestly not okay with joining our coalition with another coalition with interests that are far different than ours.
>>60503752
lol fuck you
>>60503864
Not coalition we are trying to merge you racist goyim.
>>60503864
lol fuck you
>>60503867
I know how it feels to be oppressed, Mr. Bolaños.
at what time exactly will the parliament come together next tuesday?
cuckoo party
we seek to unite the world by harmonizing cultures and eradicating religion and diversity
>>60503947
Yes yes you muslims opressed should go to west threads and enjoy free benefits *cough* leaving behind them shekel worhty materials *cough*
>>60503971
4 PM to 8 PM est
>>60503971
At 1600 Central.
>>60503996
Yes yes me too, join to Sematic party.
>>60503864
Our main interest is memes.
Jews = memes.
Since I'm leader of merged party (cause my party was originally bugger) I'm not gonna change our policy of meme protectionism , which includes removal
>>60504026
>>60504028
>burger timezones
Reeeee
>>60504026
fresh i'll be there
now what about that FUCKING VOTE?
Can I join the remove migrants party please?
>>60504014
Curious, why "Sematic"?
Alright lads, here is the the new chart with Coalitions.
Our current vote is on /int/'s national anthem to be made into >>60499942
Reply to this post to make your official vote. You may deliberate with your coalition and party members before deciding to vote officially.
>>60504076
9pm GMT
>>60504134
The Remove Migrants Party votes yay. 3 votes added to yay.
>>60503752
What? How many parties do you have?
>>60503759
You seem a bit dodgy, no thanks.
>>60504134
Should say that we're with 2016ISP coalition.
>>60504092
Dunno myself first thing that went to my head
party name: anime parti
パーティ名:アニメパルティ
colour: pink but others are nice too
色:ピンクが、他にもいいです
position: more anime and also all party text must be translated to japanese (translate is helper)
位置:より多くのアニメや、すべての当事者のテキストは(翻訳がヘルパーです)日本語に翻訳する必要があります
>>60504067
nah you want multi culti
i want mono culti
>>60503996
color should be light blue pls
>>60504134
Voting against
Counter-proposal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExnUkVVvwk
>>60504186
Wait a sec,we are coalition, not one party, you can't vte for us, without asking us
>>60504134
16IP vote nay. 2 for nay.
>>60504134
the 2016 kek party votes for
>>60504134
The Caliphate disapproves, but is willing to listen to the members of my coalition in hopes of reaching a unanimous vote.
>>60504134
asiasdjkasnasd
>>60504193
Yes yes, i fight for your things too, but only for my threade, cuz 6 gorillion range banned
>>60504228
You mean you couldn't be bothered to just throw another party in there. You know, the one that made the most effort in writing their first post?
>>60499447
Dubs and the Party for Joy and Homosex is founded
>>60504215
Well, I like your verve. Care to join forces against the leading party?
>>60504219
Party applications are closed for now
But you can join my party desu
>>60504134
Freedom Party votes nay. 1 vote for nay.
Counter-proposal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyAHULpMXKQ
>>60504134
3212313
>>60504232
yes this, same with mikoto party
美琴相手と同じこれを、はい
>>60504304
Oy vey ofcourse, but one favour for one favour we must ban palestianians cuz they are savages.
>>60504219
Party applications are closed for now, but anime is always welcome with me.
>>60504134
i vote yes, remove kebab
it is the most problematic of the religions
good tomporary anthem
>>60504300
crazy how mother nature do that.
>>60504304
we're all in one coalition already anyways, genius
>>60504350
West Bankers are tame and bro-tier though, why not ban Hizb al-Tahrir fags and Hamas-boos instead?
>>60504134
Wisdom Party votes for.
>>60504300
Shit, party applications are closed
![019f9dc509c6f04b0bccce965a2268a0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ffADqGC.jpg "019f9dc509c6f04b0bccce965a2268a0[1].jpg")
>>60504309
okay im joining but not interested mikoto
大丈夫私はではなく、興味を持って美琴に参加しています
>>60504373
I put out the request, but it's up to them to consent.
>>60504403
Yes yes maybe you right i will need more workers in my sacths mining gold. I agree with you.
anyone want to join forces in a coalition?
>>60504454
Is okay, we can change the party's name next week if you really want to
>>60504465
Never mind, I just noticed >>60504215
>>60504517
What you fight for.i think we can do some deals together. i mean maxs keks comes from feminist fails yes yes?
>>60504475
I belive we don't need him.
We the the biggest party anyway.
If Nigel will ignore our opinion again we can just leave him and make new PM.
Since I can't have my homoposting party, is there a progressive/leftist party here ? Or am I too late to the party ?
The vote is currently tied 5-5
>>60504520
mikoto name is nice butt you can change it if you want i dont care
>>60504556
Also change trip
>>60504525
>arabic llitera-
I MEAN we need more moneys for them programs to educate muslim /int/ernationals. and furthermore, we need more muslim /int/ernationals.
>>60504558
Think about it biggest memes comes from Muslim blowing themselves up with self made guns.
