Shropshire edition
fuck off
more like plopshire
Debate starts in 30 on ITV.
>>60497354
>not filtering me
good la'
>>60497387
>>60497393
Genuine bellends
i remember that bent as fuck haircut
did the creator style it on himself or what?
good ol suicide
hmm don't remember the bump limit being 295
Fuck off with these early threads you mongs
>3 FUCKING CATS
fuck off OP
someone PLEASE make a new thread
>>60497397
cheers la'
>plopshire
Where is Shropshire? I don't know the south very well
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
also if you don't believe me about the cougars go and look up the all time fatality list in north america, Its small as fuck and mostly children or women
I'm balding at 22. Receeding hairline and thinning in top. Gonna have to buzz it all off :(
>>60497462
>>60497462
>>60497462
>>60497462
>>60497462
here you go lads
>>60497493
im a recreational drug user but hate how degenerate it is
good lad
>>60497505
literal autism
>>60497505
Why the fuck would you do this
>tfw being stalked
> > 6 04 9 7 5 0 5
g e t f u c k e d
>>60497505
fuck off m8
>TFW used to live in Shropshire
>TFW moved away
Good feel.
>>60497505
are you being fucking serious
stop this before I destroy you
dickhead
why is everyone so butthurt
literal best county
>>60497493
Runt.
>>60497537
>>60497538
>>60497554
>>60497582
found the plopshire runts
Who here /diocese of shrewsbury/
>>60497493
Missed this gimmick
How many times a day would you say you poo on average
>>60497614
once
>>60497609
here lad
where you live?
>>60497614
.666 probably
>>60497614
Twice
>>60497614
how much would you pay me?
BIG BROTHER IS STARTING IN 25 MINUTES
DONT WATCH THE SHITTY ASS DEBATE
>>60497614
6 or 7
>>60497364
Wish I had hair like that
But alas I'm not Shropshirian
>>60497614
1.15
anons either hate my shitposts so much that they filter me or find it so interesting that they start stalking me
*sweats profusely*
ah yes
Trump is a top lad tbqhwyfm
honestly lad just do a quick bit of googling on cheetah and courgar attack/mortality rates
they really aren't that dangerous to us, If you are worth your salt in comparison to other men you have almsost nothing to fear
>>60497633
Cheshire wbu
me on the left
>>60497719
I bet him and Nige would have some great banter
>>60497728
you said you lived in shrewsbury you absolute weapon
>tfw running out of proxies
>>60497675
>watching TV at all
>'ass'
Fuck off.
>>60497614
1.2
THUNDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAj
>>60497682
no, you're Wingian??
>You have 1 new message
>Haha sorry I accidentally swiped right
BITCH
>>60497765
the diocese covers a lot of places
>>60497675
>ASS
FOY
i'm running out of proxies
my days are numbered
>>60497808
fuck your diocese you billionaire cunt
>>60497765
Diocese of Shrewsbury you waterhead
>>60497760
Yeah they'd be a regular two ronnies
>>60497825
enhance the reflections in his eyes
>>60497801
She's probably one of those people who swipes right on everyone.
>Shropshire
Sounds like a disease
>what's wrong?
>been to the doctors, says I've got Shrops
how can i cool down my bollocks lads? i'm sweating like thailad in a nursery
>>60497801
Hahaha at least she's letting you know right away
alri lads check these trips
>>60497873
shove some ice down your pantaloons
>>60497825
diminish the reflections in his eyes
>>60497857
She could have just unmatched me.
>>60497873
get me to suck on them
having a few 4% beers on a tuesday evening. don't even know why I'm bothering as they have virtually no effect on me and I'll only have about 4 or 5 before going to bed
>>60497892
where have you been?
>>60497913
now we'll never know who the killer is
is it beta to commit suicide
>>60497937
dunno la they're very musky ngl
>>60497873
>i'm sweating like thailad in a nursery
Kek
>>60497854
>>60497913
Don't tell me what to do
>>60497960
at my house
>>60497976
Only if you do it in private.
Train suicide = alphacie
>>60497614
twice
>its looks black/purple
My innards are liquefying
Goodbye lads
>not pronouncing it shrowsbureh
begone peasants
>>60497976
Alpha as fuck tbqh
>1 hour left before my fast opens
Might watch some anime until then
>>60497976
Not if you take a bunch of normies with you (minimum of 2)
i feel freaking oppressed
i can't post what i want without getting banned, it's so frustrating
Devon is a shithole
>>60497956
I think Im going to give up drinking in the week meme, but I always get the thirst late one in the working day
>>60497960
wagecucking and installing linux
>>60497999
emmmm :x
>>60498004
>being an attention seeking twat
kys
>>60497985
do you have the audio in FLAC?
>>60498025
do one nobody here says that you imbecile
Change your name fix your tongue
Change your crep fix your garms
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
me
>>60498039
extremely rude
>>60498044
not very exciting trips are they
if you can even call them that
I'm 22 and only have £1,100 in savings
how fucked am I?
worst thread I have been in for years
>>60497962
exactly
>>60498041
Literally me
>>60498064
Only in Ogg Vorbis, sorry.
>>60498072
cret
now i know why i get called a nigger
it's because i'm oppressed, i don't have the freedom to post what i want
>>60498117
is that sadiq khan
Just laid out a smack head, lads.
>been off work
>at GF all day
>have to catch......bus home
>waiting in bus shelter for bus
>late as fuck
>smack head and his GF sit on wall behind
>literally wasted and all over each other
>fingering her and all that
>fucking disgusted
>she keeps looking at me
>can see he through the corner of my eye
>wish she'd fuck off
>keep scowling at that nasty skank
>eat some chewing gum
>walk outside shelter to the bin to throw wrapper away
>he starts shouting something at me
>ask him what he's on about
>tells me to ''stop fucking looking at my GF''
>tell him to fuck off and that I wouldn't even think about touching that dirty bitch
>he jumps up and starts running at me
>do a short run to him and give him a solid right hook
>falls backwards over the wall and rolls into a ditch
>just laying there
>she starts screaming
>bus came few minutes later
I think he was moving when I left. I cut my knuckle when I hit him. Should I have a T shot or not?
small talk is so peak
take a sip of my secret potion
>>60498109
what are your career prospects like?
Bachelor of Arts was a mistake
>>60498109
how much other debt outside it?
>>60498170
no its jose mourinho
>>60498074
spit your game talk your shit
grab your gat call your click
>>60498149
Poleaboo always enjoyed your interracial pornography posts
i'm not posting any porn because i'm being a subservient i.e a nigger
i'm oppressed
Just cut my toenails lads
>>60498178
sounds like he deserved it
I'm proud to be apart of the Coptic Orthodox Diocese of the Midlands desu lads
>>60498178
yeah, good story btw la'
>>60497873
>>60497981
samefaggotry
also wasn't funny 2bh
did not process even one morpheme of that encyclopedia entry
continue eu membership?
i'm being obedient like a nigger by not posting porn because i'm afraid of getting banned like a nigger is afraid of being whiped
>>60498192
making £23k at the mo but only want to stay in this job another year
>>60498205
only one year's student loan which is like £20 a month
>Just laid out a smack head, lads.
>been off work
>at GF all day
>have to catch......bus home
>waiting in bus shelter for bus
>late as fuck
>smack head and his GF sit on wall behind
>literally wasted and all over each other
>fingering her and all that
>fucking disgusted
>she keeps looking at me
>can see he through the corner of my eye
>wish she'd fuck off
>keep scowling at that nasty skank
>eat some chewing gum
>walk outside shelter to the bin to throw wrapper away
>he starts shouting something at me
>ask him what he's on about
>tells me to ''stop fucking looking at my GF''
>tell him to fuck off and that I wouldn't even think about touching that dirty bitch
>he jumps up and starts running at me
>do a short run to him and give him a solid right hook
>falls backwards over the wall and rolls into a ditch
>just laying there
>she starts screaming
>bus came few minutes later
>I think he was moving when I left. I cut my knuckle when I hit him. Should I have a T shot or not?
>>60498272
fuck that
what's all this eu nonsense?
>>60498178
>Just laid out a smack head, lads.
>>been off work
>>at GF all day
>>have to catch......bus home
>>waiting in bus shelter for bus
>>late as fuck
>>smack head and his GF sit on wall behind
>>literally wasted and all over each other
>>fingering her and all that
>>fucking disgusted
>>she keeps looking at me
>>can see he through the corner of my eye
>>wish she'd fuck off
>>keep scowling at that nasty skank
>>eat some chewing gum
>>walk outside shelter to the bin to throw wrapper away
>>he starts shouting something at me
>>ask him what he's on about
>>tells me to ''stop fucking looking at my GF''
>>tell him to fuck off and that I wouldn't even think about touching that dirty bitch
>>he jumps up and starts running at me
>>do a short run to him and give him a solid right hook
>>falls backwards over the wall and rolls into a ditch
>>just laying there
>>she starts screaming
>>bus came few minutes later
>I think he was moving when I left. I cut my knuckle when I hit him. Should I have a T shot or not?
>>60498178
cool story bro
LADS
ITV
In 15 minutes
Farage v. Cameron
>>60498117
et tu, Sadiq?
>>60498272
>>60498293
the gf
>>60498243
???
Why are you saying I'm Jay from the inbetweeners??
>>60498178
twat
lets face it lads we'll all wake up the day after the referendum and we'll have voted to stay in at like 59% or something
then we'll have to deal with dave being a smug cunt until 2020
>>60498309
t. cuck
>>60498287
>>60498295
>>60498316
This gf is brought to you through EU funding
>>60498341
prefer not to say
are you actually a muzzer or you just baiting
everytime i rise up against my master and start posting porn i just get banned
it's like a nigger rebelling against his master but being easily put down by his masters superior weapons
>>60498285
you expecting to earn a lot more?
desu I've got more saved, but I've also got a full uni course worth of debt and unlikely to make much more than £23k in the near future, so you might be better off
>>60498354
Also being flooded with migrants for another couple of decades
>>60498301
What are they talking about?
TEN MINUTES LADS
>>60498178
are you a big lad
Business idea: pray to god to fix all my problems and do nothing else
unironically find inbetweeners funny
too clustered. there, that's better
how do i become successful
>>60498372
You're taking the piss saying I'm lying aren't you?
>>60498402
EU referendum
big up no u turn techstep crew massive
>>60498428
kys
>>60498402
>>60498435
feisty one you are
>>60498464
more like snorefolk
>>60498418
6ft and about 12 and half stone.
He was about the same height but you know how smack heads are. More fat on a chip
>>60498455
>>60498462
What's that about?
>>60498486
more like deadvon
they've been told not to debate each other, they're just going to take turns answering questions
dave won't debate cause he'll get fucking mugged off
>>60498461
always read this as a feminine kiss of sorts
probably because kiss is kyss in swedish
can't damage the farage desu
>>60498493
>12 and half stone.
more like 12.5 on the richter scale
>>60498178
very nice if this is true
wat city you in
>>60498497
more like Hurtfordshire
>>60498486
yes
going to get some marmite spread on rye crackers for le epip debate
>>60498497
good one
>>60498523
>richter scale
Don't get cheeky, mate.
>>60498496
Cameron's in favour of cuckholdry, Farage is opposed.
Polls suggest that the cucks are ahead slightly
>>60498537
more like burningham
or not, since its haram
>>60498178
if true, nice one.
chinning one of them isn't a hard job but still, nice one la'
Where is the stream.
Are Nige arrives
how is this whippy nay nay dance/song so popular?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cAT5dLabpY
literally feel so disconnected and i'm not even 10 years older than these knobheads
I pose you heard ob de battle New Orleans,
I pose you heard ob de battle New Orleans,
I pose you heard ob de battle New Orleans,
Whar ole Gineral Jackson gib de British beans;
Dare de Yankee boys do de job so slick,
Dare de Yankee boys do de job so slick,
Dare de Yankee boys do de job so slick,
For dey cotch old Packenham an rowed him up de creek
>>60498536
Unironically Rotherham. And no, I'm not a paki and neither was he
>>60498523
I'm 15 stone lad and I'm not even fat
>>60498496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
Can I watch it on SkyNews YouTube-livestream.
as I am on the fence and above it all I will NOT be watching the debate
stay blinkered plebs
Are Nige meets are Dave
>>60498623
>I'm 15 stone
more like Force 15 hurricane
>>60498618
wish a smackhead would start on me for no reason desu
>>60498623
IF you're 6ft and under, you're fat.
I know guys who are 6ft 13 stone and are skinny fat as fuck. They might not have a big belly, but they're very soft.
>>60498609
are there any white people left in america?
>>60498602
Why does he smile like that all the time
>>60498655
Davey boy looks tense
5 MINUTES LADS
could this gentleman pass as a local in your cunt >>60497192
>>60498649
It's a channel called ITV.
I'm watching it on here. Does it work if you use a proxy?
http://www.tvcatchup.com/tv-guide
Who ready for are nige to wipe the floor with pig fucker?
sadly, I can't join you
>>60498568
Hmmmm
Can I stream it some place?
Freedom©®™
>>60497397
Anywhere I can stream this?
>>60498701
5 MINUTES TILL BIG BROTHER
>>60498697
Farage has just been fucking his wife
>>60497675
>ASS
Get out.
>>60498681
>>60498659
6'5 you cunts
>>60498677
It's the best
>nobody cares about them
>they're mates/family won't come after you
>you get to hit someone
>it's someone who legit deserves a smack
Wish I could do it everyday.
>>60498696
>>60498558
I made that picture lad you look after it now
>>60498748
ITV website
not sure if it will work for you tho
really hope cameron destroys the racist man.
>>60498731
>>60498748
Does this work?
>>60498713
>>60498748
http://official-britpol.co.uk/
Really want to kill someone
I can imagine all my hate and anxiety flowing out of me once that knife pierces that soft white neck flash
Once you kill someone, that's a permanent impression on the world you've left
You've affected multiple lives and you've earned a news headline
Millions across the world would have heard your name and of your actions
But most importantly those who forced you into this will know, they'll spend their whole life knowing that that was their fault
2 minutes
>>60498493
Holy shit kek you're fat
i'm 6'3 and 12 and a half stone and feel like shit.
>>60497730
Why does this photo look so weird
What can this debate even be about?
>Farage or Cameron tells a lie
>The other one calls them out for lying
>Repeat for half an hour
I never got how a "debate" can actually prove anything since no one is providing any sources.
UKIP supporters are cunts.
>>60498804
Fuck off Archbishop Welby
1 BING LADS
can't get over how smoking the itv weather lady is. every time she comes on I need a wank
>watching the debate when you can chat shit to females on FB about Big Brother
loool.
Going to try stream it over TOR.
>>60498851
AND bloody racist
Reminder that Farage is controlled opposition.
>>60498840
It's going to be even better. Cameron's going to go full SJW and call Farage a racist the whole way through while peppering in fearmongering along the lines of Brexit causing an alien invasion.
>Really want to kill someone
>I can imagine all my hate and anxiety flowing out of me once that knife pierces that soft white neck flash
>Once you kill someone, that's a permanent impression on the world you've left
>You've affected multiple lives and you've earned a news headline
>Millions across the world would have heard your name and of your actions
>But most importantly those who forced you into this will know, they'll spend their whole life knowing that that was their fault
>What can this debate even be about?
>>Farage or Cameron tells a lie
>>The other one calls them out for lying
>>Repeat for half an hour
>I never got how a "debate" can actually prove anything since no one is providing any sources.
BONG
im 5'11 and 11 stone and literally get compliments on my physique all the time, espcially in this sunny weather where I can play out no tops on
cycling + pull ups to achieve that pure athletic form
>>60498810
>out of geographic area
What the fuck is this on my tongue lads
lads, I'm in.
reminder: tights exist
Just watched Holby, got pretty emotional at the end desu
Just baraged ths farage
Farage will do great, inshallah.
>Really want to kill someone
>I can imagine all my hate and anxiety flowing out of me once that knife pierces that soft white neck flash
>Once you kill someone, that's a permanent impression on the world you've left
>You've affected multiple lives and you've earned a news headline
>Millions across the world would have heard your name and of your actions
>But most importantly those who forced you into this will know, they'll spend their whole life knowing that that was their fault
>Nigel Farage
Ah yes, let's trust a former BANKER to tell us what's best for the country, most trustworthy
>Advert before the Cameron/Farage debate about the supermarket Iceland
>Mixed race couple
>Black male white female
EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
>>60498926
how many calories do you reckon you eat per day?
and by pull ups you mean that pull up bar thing?
>>60498931
nothing to worry about, thats what
now frig off
i don't want yous from subhuman br*ts
>>60498813
>>60498713
Neither works aaaaaaa
>>60498962
>soft white neck flash
>white
doing it wrong la
lost my nail clippers really pissed off
where are they
is it me or is /int/ slower since they made /his/
IF the EU protects workers rights then why is Mike Ashley on trial for not paying minimum wage
>>60498968
Indeed. Let's stick with the salt of the Earth types like David Cameron, Goldman Sachs and George Soros
http://official-britpol.co.uk/
Kek, so many Rorkes in one place.
>>60498957
My bruddah -1-
>all these /pol/ virgins hyping up the debate when Big Brother is on
top kek at you, more pussy for me then.
>>60498931
Burn or cold sore
Get some orejel
>>60498814
Come and try and kill me mate, but be warned, I'm hard as fuck and ALSO want to kill a man and this way I can get away with MURDER!!!
>tfw farage talks about how we can have more indian immigrants if we leave and btfo of rorkes
What's a good pickup line for a girl on Tinder with a falcon in her picture?
