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Attacker You edition.
>>60489800
more like sits on (you) edition
>>60490350
Leaning against isn't sitting on. Still teasing but not hard enough.
>not a single non anime post so far
lets keep it going lads
>>60490713
I would try and find more lewd gifs but I know full well it'll just end with me wanking and I plan on eating soon
>>60490804
alri
>>60490804
Wanking improves your appetite.
>>60489800
>>60490350
>>60490713
>>60490804
>>60490933
potato famine
>>60490980
hello muhammad
>>60490980
Mayor of London.
>>60490980
Dissolution of empire.
>>60490980
rotherham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
>>60490980
I don't blame you, being cucked by a Paki of all people...
шaнey!!!!!!!!
Is it true that the Boyne is a river of memes?
Please respond.
>>60494271
animw
Where is he???
>>60494271
REMOVE ULSTER PLS
>>60494597
I will take that as a yes
>>60494271
yes.
It is the cow goddess Boann's fanny where legendary Irishman Finn McCool captured a talking fish, which gave him superpowers.
>>60490980
Vindaloo
>>60494987
the salmon of knowledge didnt talk and it made it so that he could know anything by sucking his thumb
>>60494535
terrible lighting there
>>60496402
there, perfect
Drugs are class.
>>60496600
wrong
>>60496600
Anime's a class drug like.
>>60489800
Nice cartoon senpai
I met Alan Kelly in Dunnes yesterday. As a fan, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a gobshite and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, how are you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and clapping his hands in front of my face. Confused and insulted, I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chortle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Kelly trying to walk out the doors with like half a dozen 2 litre bottles of water in his arms without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter reluctantly with a massive scowl on his face. It was quite the spectacle
>>60497380
like this gimmick
How fucked are we if the UK leaves lads?
>>60501102
Not fucked at all, the only downside would be less money to farm workers but they can still get by and possibly a border. We're grand.
Who /full time job/ here?
>>60503500
>NEET with a friend
Ruins it.
>>60503500
>>60503755
>Ruins it
You've obviously never been NEET
Inis dom faoi do chlann.
>>60504734
nil
Best get off to bed now wagecucks. Gentle reminder that my dole won't pay for itself, good boy.
emmm
filtering anonymous lads
Inis dom faoi do cheantar.
Been sitting on the toilet, trying to push this shit out for the past 10 minutes.
>>60508286
Sometimes I like to lay on my back and shit into my hand.
>>60508410
Noice.
>>60490731
>>60490802
>>60490870
how do i get a tomoko gf?
>>60508635
in the afterlife
>>60508911
but i need her now
>>60509069
well you know what the solution is then
>>60508635
Never, Tomoko's aren't real
>>60508635
dunno
haven't showered in 2 weeks lads
can periodically smell my willy through my trousers now in a seated position
gonna watch the watamote anime now lads
on chapter 60 in the manga
>>60509476
wtf lad
what are some other good boards to mindlessly browse lads
so bored
>>60509833
Read a book.
Why is Ireland outside of Dublin so beautiful? What's your secret?
>>60509880
don't have the patience for that anymore
>>60509926
No Dubliners.
>>60509934
Read a short story.
>>60509939
Don't remind me :(
>>60509926
we rely on the sentimental romanticism of foreigners
What book should I read to expand my vocabulary and make me smarter
>>60510014
More Pricks than Kicks by Beckett
>>60509963
ive read all the ones i own
>>60510014
dr. seuss' horton hears a who
>>60510077
Download some
>>60510143
all i have is shitty 3g on my phone that cant even save gifs
>>60510121
Is it not a children's book
>>60510070
Will give this a read if I can find a semi good PDF of it
>>60510204
Write a short story
>>60510204
lol once my 2 gigs of data runs out i only get 128 kbps for the rest of the month
need a better plan tb h
>>60510258
need inspiration
How "short" is a short story supposed to be
>>60510600
anime
>>60510600
shorter than a novella
>>60510636
How long is a novella
>>60510290
15g per 30 days, palo.
>>60510660
17,500 - 40,000 words
>>60510600
Under 7,500 words
>>60510660
shorter than a novel
>>60510707
fuck off billionaire
>>60510014
Lolita
I learned a new word to describe myself from it, "manque."
>>60510746
What do you call between 7500 and 17500 then
Also books are hardly bought these days no money in them,might write a play though
>>60510752
how long is a novel
>>60510776
Literally €20 a month. I'm too poor to afford calls or texts to other networks.
>>60510801
A Novelette.
No one will read your play, write a screenplay instead.
>>60510828
i never call anyone and i have unlimited calls and texts lol
>>60510853
youre just making shit up now
>>60510806
Over 40,000 words.
>>60510853
I feel like this particular idea I have is better portrayed on stage.
>>60510879
you were meant to say "shorter than a whatever's longer than a novel"
Best phone network in Ireland?
Also, just watched the new xmen. It was alright, but long tho.
>>60510926
They're all Shite its just hit and miss depending on whether or not the local tower is good or there's a lot on that particular network
>>60510967
live sometimes right beside a tower and the 3g is nearly equivalent to broadband
>>60510906
But you don't own a stage.
>>60510967
Let me rephrase the ceist.
Which network has the value for money regarding offers?
>>60511000
Well the abbey, gaiety all take in scripts
What are you doing with your life?
>>60511026
Writing screenplays.
>>60511073
bet they're shit
>>60511073
Are you the Irish lad writing a screenplay about Wolfe tone
>>60511185
Currently writing one about guy who got kicked out of TCD for getting fucked up on valium and cheap Lidl vodka. His mother kicked him out of the house an now he now lives in a tent on their back garden, where, in the process of finding himself by eating little mushrooms that grow there, has befriended a family of crows. They bring him a sick baby crow which he raises back to health by feeding it worms and mushrooms, he then teaches the crow to fly by cycling along side it. His mother sees all this and accepts him back into the family but refuses to allow that crow into the family, ending in a cliffhanger.
Kind of an Adam and Paul meets the Revenant
>>60511599
i really hope you do this
>>60511211
No, I hate the wolftones
>>60511599
my life is actually copyrighted
youre gonna need to buy the rights or face litigation after this summer blockbuster grosses over a billion
>>60511739
epic dude
>>60511740
I'm planning on you being dead by then.
>I'm planning on you being dead by then.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/i-was-told-no-black-people-allowed-south-african-students-refused-entry-to-dublin-pub-34779589.html
Anyone here know a pub in temple bar with outdoor seating or is that a common thing.
>>60511599
Benzolad strikes again
you know half the posters in /éire/ would make for a great novella
>>60511995
>or skip survey
why would anyone not click this
Taming a fox lads, am I a anime
>>60512260
yes
>>60512260
used to have a fox thatd come round and id leave out food for it
>>60512601
Imagine a funny joke about about me leaving out sausage for your ma who's a fox
>>60512662
my mothers a lesbian
>>60512684
That's not what she said when she was fisting me.
>>60511599
Part two will be a thriller where his Swiss father kidnaps him and takes him to America where he becomes indoctrinated into a cult and brainwashed into believing he is Irish even though he only lived here three years.
Cut to the crow, now making a transatlantic flight after sensing something wrong, after finding him the crow guides him to some mushrooms so he can begin the process of finding himself again.
After which the crow teaches him to fly and they both return back to Ireland where the mother now accepts the crow.
However the fox doesn't accept the crow causing the crow have an existential crisis, ending on a cliff hanger.
>>60513143
this is great
whatll the title be though
>>60513496
Confessions of a Swiss American.
>>60513526
nah i think it should just be "Benzos".
or Corvocracy that works too
>>60513526
Actually that's mean, I feel bad now.
>>60513496
You name it
>>60513594
Nice. The first one can be called Benzos
I will make sure you get your royalties.
>>60513635
why are you still awake at ten past four
>>60513635
yeah the first one is benzos the second one Helvetic Corvocracy
>>60513652
lads
Woke up lads.
>>60517708
stay #woke
who is your favourite character in finnegans wake?
should I move to Ireland (I know the language, am currently in the EU, i saved some cash that would allow me to live there for a month or two if I fail to find a job right away, I like Ireland)?
or switzerland (low taxes, huge salaries, don't know the languages, tough to get in it, tough to get a job even though unemployment is only 4% because my competition is bunch of frenchies, italians and gemans, hideously expensive but dublin rent is very similar to swiss average, I really like the Swiss)?
or germany (high taxes, I am white unfortunately, I am a male and atheist unfortunately, I am European and come from safe country unfortunately, don't know the language, less expensive than swi or ire, Yugoschweine, but it's in the EU and unemployment is only 4%-5%, I dislike Germany)?
or netherlands (is in eu, don't know the language, fine economy, I love Netherlands, living costs similar to Ireland)?
e engineer, admin, webshit, etc.
>>60519933
Germany or the Netherlands would be more suitable for you
>>60521347
Why?
Please explain, I need others peoples opinion too in case I missed some things while searching for a good candidate..
>>60519933
Ireland but try get a tech job outside of Dublin shouldn't be hard
>>60519933
>switzerland
Not hard if you know german/french at the c1/c2 level, otherwise good luck, only 5-10% jobs in tech are English only. It's an employee market on german/french speaking jobs and an employer market on english speaking jobs.
>>60521434
Ireland is worse than any of these countries (except SWI) in terms of living costs but wages scale better than them (except based SWI).
Language is a big deal + economic prosperity and capitalism (I want to start my own company in the next 5 years or so).
Cork? Or commute to Dublin and live somewhere outside of via public transport or bike?
tnx for the info
>>60521678
> german/french at the c1/c2 level, otherwise good luck, only 5-10% jobs in tech are English only
Yeah that is what am I afraid of also.
But the whole low taxes (including withholding tax, mind you) is so great. And those huge salaries? I would only need to by my groceries (once a week) in Germany, Milano, some of the cities near Lyon or maybe even Austria depending where I live. Huge risk, huge reward.
And some how learn German.
If I learn basic French how far would that get me in eastern Switzerland, and how far would basic-neanderthal German get me in western Switzerland?
Should I gamble on German or French?
tnx for the info
>>60521970
>German part
lower taxes
swiss german dialects (everyone also speaks high german though)
>French part
higher taxes
more welcoming to foreigners
Any leaving certs here?
How did it go?
>>60526064
>Leaving Cert.
>Being that young.
Leave.
longest living /int/ thread edition.
What do you think of this, lads?
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/i-was-told-no-black-people-allowed-south-african-students-refused-entry-to-dublin-pub-34779589.html
I'm over here on vacation, lovely place but I can't help notice on here the Brits give you shit, can I ask how you handle it?
>>60528703
By knowing that our country is better than theirs. 10 fold.
>>60528340
Nah, the day when 4chan froze but you could still post in pre existing threads but not kill off or create new ones
>>60527568
I'm not doing it but my younger brother had english today.
>>60530560
How'd he do?
>>60530812
Shit I guess.
He was home before the exam actually ended
Not that he told me anything.
>>60530922
Ah sure, it was only P1. Not the hardest or longest of papers.
Forgot to fill out my susi, now I'll be waiting a while for it.
>>60519366
never read it
>>60519933
foreigners arent well liked in switzerland, especially not ex-yus
>>60530922
>He was home before the exam actually ended
kek
>>60530922
>leaving the exams early
>ever
he's fucked if he keeps that up.
>>60532810
maybe he's a savant
>>60533084
more like a brainless sissy retard haha
>>60534062
says the boy who was held back a year
>>60534182
delet
>>60534182
in American education**
>>60535559
memes i tell you
MEMES
>>60536014
Hardly. The class retard from my 6th passed his SATs and is now studying in the US, but failed fucking foundation maths.
>>60536118
yamyams
honestly its more about not being lazy than actually knowing your shit here youre right. only problem is i am lazy (at least when it comes to schoolwork)
>>60536298
I'm the laziest fuckhead I know, honestly did a combined less than 12 hours study in my entire life and even I managed to pass my LC which had some honours subjects.
>>60536372
exams arent as important here. its all about muh schoolwork muh projects.
>that awkward moment when your faptime is ruined by children playing outside
fuck sake I hate summer
>>60538183
thought that would make the average /éire/ poster harder tb h
Ordering 5 tabs of LSD-25 tonight for €37. Going tripping in the pheno with 4 friends next weekend and charging them €10 each per tab. Noice.
eatin watermelon
>>60538489
hope you OD.
>>60538489
Not enough. You'll be disappointed, also you pretty much need weed with LSD. It compounds the effects tenfold.
>>60538966
Get hit by a car, you sour sack of shit.
>>60539005
I won't be. These are 250ug blotters, and weed takes me out of the trip.
>>60538966
cant overdose on lsd you spa
>drugniggers
>>60539252
youll find a way
>>60539328
Not him. And, no. You literally can't.
You'd need to eat 10,000 ug, and I doubt that anyone would do that. Considering cost and being cabbaged.
>>60539430
i hope he jumps out a window while high and breaks his kneck.
>drugfags
>Howth is still stalking and harassing me via email and social networks
About to call the Gardai lads
>Dubniggers have to abuse drugs to get through their pathetic existance
>>60539640
are you archeologylad
>>60539715
quite amusing really
glad theyll all die when society collapses, leaving the culchies to make ireland great again
So tired and losing feeling in my legs. Think sleep is soon.
>>60539800
you are a dub you utter spa
>>60540598
He's Swiss-American you fat paki
>>60540466
Nice trip?
>>60540598
>d****ners can't afford a z for their keyboards
>>60540895
Not drugging, just tired, I was up at 7 this morning. I should probably be concerned but meh.
>>60540898
im not from dublin you sheltered urchin
>>60541477
>can't even afford capitalisation
Ahahah laughing right now.
>>60540598
kek how the fuck am i a dub
im more american than dublinese for gods sake if you go by the time ive lived here
>>60540874
loved how you stopped posting this once i showed everyone the archives of swiss-american.jpg
>>60541715
d*bs BTFO
>>60542105
>im more american
We're glad you finally admit it.
>>60542274
rather be an american than a dubliner honestly.
>>60538489
Whered you get it?
>>60542360
Alphabay.
>>60542522
From an Irish vendor? Only one there sells 100ug tabs
>>60542699
Nope. Going half with another friend on the Albert Einsteins for €~68
>>60541715
youre not worthy of proper grammar, an intellectual invalid so easily amused by your own dimwitted jibes baka
@60543021
He sure is mad.
>>60543440
nice projection
Hello, /eire/, I would like to invite you to our private tea party at >>60543096. We can discuss topics such as anime, potatoes and plucking hens.
With great respect, awaiting your reply.
Yours sincerely, /balt/+/ausnz/
>>60543021
>he is so mentally incompetent that he has to deem something worthy to spend what precious brain power he has in order to use basic human speech
>>60542105
>BTFO yourself
kek
>>60539476
Fuckers like that is why we can't buy mushies in the shops anymore. We have to hunt around in the fields likes savages for them
>>60543603
>speech
oh the ironings xD
>>60544102
>he doesn't have an interpreter transcribe his words into posts
Like, how much can you make me lelellelel.
>>60543901
no one cares
>>60544251
i dont need an interpreter because im not so much of a spastic i cant even type
>>60544421
>impling you can type
>>60544560
the interpreter go home for the night kek
btfo of EVERYONE again lads
why am i so great
>>60544684
>he doesnt have a night shift interpreter
how poor can you get
>>60545140
its no surprise a spastic like you would need an interpreter
Will grealish ever recover from this?
An alarming amount of you have replied to him ITT
reminder: do not engage with him
>>60546059
(You)
>>60546059
you cant tell me what to do
>>60546295
Disobey me once more and I take the potatoes back
>>60546425
disobey me and we dont let you leave the EU
watch your durty mout, sasanach.
>>60546425
ill just have to make do with pasta, bread and rice so
Where's benzolad lately?
>>60547455
Gone for good hopefully.
>>60547455
hasnt been around in ages
Forgot to put suncream on my foot today lads.
>>60547789
ive been sunburned on my chest and shoulders since sunday.
Just had a wank to /e/ lads. Meanwhile both my brothers have gfs.
jdisma
>>60550094
whats ecchi anyway
>>60547455
Who wants to know?
Feeling good lads.
>>60551609
Sabhsaí
>>60551889
ded
>Attacker You edition
really does ireland know this old manor amine
>>60552698
ive never heard of it
not really big on this whole mongolian wood carvings gimmick yet however
>>60552985
he said ireland not switzerland or america
>>60553062
>>60553114
jethuth cwithe
So if the Yank poster spent 5 years in Switzerland and 8 years in Ireland does that make him 13? After he's spent 8 years in America will he stop pretending he's Irish?
I like the yank
FUCK FINE GAEL
All I ate yesterday was Weetabix, bran flakes and beans. I thought it would give me the shits but all it did was make me constipated and farty.
Fucking Brits.
>>60553459
tis always de feckin british
>>60553459
If you want the shits drink about a liter of orange juice. For smelly farts that would make a child cry you should eat as much raw cabbage as possible.
>>60553228
good thing no one else likes either of you
>>60553745
Word.
>>60553264
varadkar the big paki homo trying to take my bennies
still better than ff or sf
>>60553745
Good thing that's not true desu
>>60553858
I dont get any benefits you dublin queer
>>60553935
im not from dublin you knacker
>>60554013
Where are you from?
>>60554073
i am a citizen of the world
>>60554098
You seem like a bit of a tosser to be desu, are you sure you aren't from Dublin?
>>60554098
fuck off back to Pooland
>>60554145
projection is more likely to occur on an anonymous imageboard friend0
(^:
>>60554145
Best county is Dubin. All other counties are run by little girls.
>>60554212
That wasn't a projection, thanks for confirming the fact that you are tosser though ^.^
>>60554322
no need to be mad friend you got btfo by my superior wit and intellect :)
>>60554373
Now that was a projection, my fantastic judgment of character never fails me.
>>60554423
you have such a consummate degree of self introspection thats you were able to project i was a tosser? i see
"tosser" is an awful britishism anyway eugh
>>60554564
>>60554423
You both lose, for I have already won.
>>60554564
>i see
Apparently you don't.
