>be American
>bullet proof
MEMES BTFO
http://www.techinsider.io/bulletproof-blanket-for-kids-during-school-shootings-2015-12
>>60488655
This can't be real.
Nice to see that they're all adopting the correct praying positions.
what if shooters take it off
>>60488763
Another kid jumps on the uncovered one.
Your move.
>>60488655
wtf?
they should lay on the carpet, not the other way around
>>60488794
You remove that one.
Then shoot from the side if a third one gets on top.
Three for one,
your move.
>>60488763
The shooters hands are full because of the guns. It would be like pic related
>>60488655
>not everyone aligned to mecca
one job burgers
>>60488655
>bulletproof blankets
kek i really hope this is a new meme
>>60488934
>be american
>forget my bulletproof blanket
>get shot by teacher
>>60488655
But why are they brightly colored? Seems a bit retarded.
>>60488862
They all gather around the uncovered one in a testudo formation. Unstoppable.
...
>>60488655
>not making it into a cape
>>60488655
>rolls into school with a fat scooter equipped with an belt fed .50 bmg semiauto
>memebolis.jpg
>get shot by hellfire-missile from school janitors security drone
>>60489131
What if the shooter calls his brother Ahmed to blow the entire thing? Are the blankets BBQproof too?
>>60489139
>lets make everyone safe by giving everyone deadly weapons
>murricunts
>>60489278
u know, its freedumb!
How much does that weight? At least 5kg, I suppose, but my estimate is 10, maybe 25? How are you going to carry that around?
>>60489139
ayy, the baby has the same gun that Maggie used to shoot Mr Burns.
>>60489243
Bomb Containment Lunchbox
>>60488751
>correct praying positions,
>not pointing towards the Mecca
ironic poltards don't know a shit, as usual
kys
>>60489369
Thats the genius part, it will help the kids work out, fighting obessety and keep them safe.
>>60489561
/sp/ pham
>>60489628
>kids lose weight
>get thinner
>smaller target for the gunman
What an idea.
>>60489628
They'll probably make a ultra light version made in China for fat kids which will be sold in their happy meals
>>60489369
isn't kevlar really light?
>>60489628
Now that I'm thinking about it, we don't really need the blankets because our size gives us extra HP. We could probably tank the shooter.
>>60488655
At first glance I thought this might be for tornados. Are people really that dumb?
>>60488655
IT'S TIME. PREESCHOOLERS! PHALANX FORMATION!
>>60489131
>a rock from an unbanned assault trebuchet hits the formation
>>60489243
Shooters are usually angsty whites though. Or Korean.
>>60489814
You would have two new disciplines and will have to pick one:
Blanket carrying class and fat eating class
both of them work against school shootings.
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
>>60488655
>hiding under a bullet proof blankie instead of brandishing it as a shield and charging the attacker
Why are Americans so neutered?
Inb4: School sued for not having special blankets for kids in scooters.
People have to be very dumb to die in school shootings. Or just bad luck to get cornered in the first minutes.
Nigga, seriously? Hiding under tables? I jumped a 3.5 concrete wall once running away from a guy with a knife trying to mug me.
>>60490089
Damn Libs made school a "spear free zone", so no more phalanxes.
le bump
>>60488655
Just carry a drum of lighter fluid and set the fuckers on fire.
>t. v&
