What happens in New Caledonia?
>>60488624
one day some independantists were angry so we sent our parachutists there
we never heard of independantism in new caledonia again
>>60488624
looks comfy
>>60488744
You do now that they'll have a referendum for independance in 2018, right?
>>60488744
Kek. We let you kill thousands of catalonians then. They have claims in perpignan
>>60488744
It's independent now though isn't it
>>60488954
they're comfy if you're a tourist that stays here for 2 weeks
if you're living here, it's just plain boring, with very limited jobs, opportunities and economic potential.
![Des-iles-et-des-hommes-sur-Planete-Christian-Karembeu-kanak-et-fier-de-l-etre[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CF6UPZB.jpg "Des-iles-et-des-hommes-sur-Planete-Christian-Karembeu-kanak-et-fier-de-l-etre[1].jpg")
It's where Karembeu comes from.
>>60489060
No >>60489022
I've spoken to a Caledonian here a few months ago who told me it was probably going to stay French tho
They have a special status anywa
>>60489022
ye
do u really think that the french government will let them be independant? you mean that the french gov respects the opinion of the french people?
>>60489046
well as a occitan i will never kill a catalan brother just because your gov dont have balls and dont want to kill them
>>60489060
no
>>60489167
I was expecting Adriana I'm disapointed
>>60489046
Good luck with that
As much as I like Catalonians no one touches our clay
Especially when it wasn't stolen/conquered but given with a treaty
Kanaks are our Abos
Cadoches are their Anglo-saxons
>>60488624
Is it a paradise or a hellhole?
...or mostly in-between?
French Australia?
>>60489201
Catalonians.....your brothers. Top kek.
>>60489381
A very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small New Zealand, then
Oh, you said Australia ?
Just add 40 more "very"
>>60489448
are you autistic ?
>>60489391
meh
I don't really know...
Their territory belong to us, tho
>>60489342
One of the least shitty French oversea territories
Which doesn't really mean it's good, but it's not French Guiana hell tier
>>60489381
That would be French Guyana.
Except it was so hardcore it killed most of the convicts.
>>60489490
Nouvelle-Calédonie = 7,172 sq mi
>>60489495
ALL YOUR PYRENEES ARE BELONG TO US
>>60489296
It's ok. They still think that they'll get independence but the movement is less strong day to day and their economy is turning shitty tier. Although, they're totally cucked by andalusians. Half of the catalonian population are ethnically andalusian.
>>60489490
Here, accurate size compared to France
>>60489589
>Clipperton Island is too small to be shown
>>60489495
Just wait a few years when catalonia become cataloniaistan ad we'll give you back
>>60489638
>Too fucking small
>Still gives us hundreds in EEZ
feels gud
>>60489647
noice
I hope Catalonians are not *that* bad
Or else...another cultural genocide !
>>60489672
Based Polynesia
![20130506421[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dd3B84M.jpg "20130506421[1].jpg")
>>60489342
a paradise for tourists
not a hellhole, but they're still highly dependant on continental France subsidizing them to support their quality of life, just like all our other colo... herr.... oversea departments/territories
they have one of the largest nickel deposit of the world, so France lobbied hard as fuck to impose bimetalic coins for the €
>>60489638
don't even talk about Tromelin island, mec
>>60489965
>Un seul putain de kilomètre
Caldoches are probably the most redneck people we have in France.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11MPsnS3T4
>>60490025
Not bad...NOT BAD !
Our aussies...so proud of 'em :'^)
>>60490025
Ayy I don't know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXDXBFApevg
Fat people
![scattered-islands-the-island-of-tromelin-les-cinq-les-eparses-la-et-picture-id162734553[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eF2KqgK.jpg "scattered-islands-the-island-of-tromelin-les-cinq-les-eparses-la-et-picture-id162734553[1].jpg")
>>60490013
>there's a guy living alone in this weather station
>>60490192
Top /comfy/
>>60490147
basé
>>60490317
Tromelin has a quite interresting story. Just wiki it.
It involves slaves being abandonned here and a sailor building his own harem.
>>60490317
more like top /submerged/ in a few years...
>>60490447
Wait that's Clipperton too kek
>"By 1917 all but one of the male inhabitants had died. Many had perished from scurvy, while others (including Captain Arnaud) died during an attempt to sail after a passing ship to fetch help. Lighthouse keeper Victoriano Álvarez was the last man on the island, together with 15 women and children.[18] Álvarez proclaimed himself "king" and began an orgy of rape and murder, before being killed by Tirza Rendon, who was the recipient of his unwanted attention." (wiki)
>>60491983
Nah, Tromelin had it too.
>Un an plus tard, un second navire, La Sauterelle, ne connaît pas plus de réussite. Il réussit néanmoins à mettre une chaloupe à la mer et un marin parvient à rejoindre les naufragés à la nage, mais il doit être, lui aussi, abandonné par ses camarades qui ne peuvent accoster à cause de l'état de la mer et le navire doit quitter les parages de l'île.
Not a true harem though, as he was not the only man remaining. He still got a woman pregnant.
>>60489022
We should give them independance
They cost a lot of money anyway
