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>>60485748
/brexit/
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>esports edition
>>60485719
PERTA TO THE MUTHA FUCKING MAX
>>60485748
PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MAYOR
K-K-K-K-KONTOL DI MEMEX
EDITION
>>60485719
PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA SI BOY ABUNDA
INCEST IS _________________
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
>>60485751
Shit, now I'm thinking of you pounding my boipucci :3
Do Moeslims eat potatoes and apples during Ramadan?
>>60485719
PUTANG INA NAHULI PA ANG PERTAMAX GANGBANG
>>60485944
M-Meow o////o
>>60485944
I bet your boipucci is this wide
>>60485637
Anjing apaan itu
>>60486034
You are a girl with a strapon forcing me to dress and act like a girl :3
>>60486048
Why not plunge it in to see for yourself <3
>>60485941
what the fuck
>>60486048
Search "Anissa Kate Colette" on Google images
what did she mean by this?
PUTANG INA SI MAYOR AY COMMIE AT BAYOT PALA NAUNA NGA TALAGA
>>60486163
It means you should stop stalking you creepy piece of tae
>>60486163
SI MAYOR DAPAT ANG NAUNA
PUTANG INA SI PNOY AY COMMIE AT BAYOT PALA NAUNA NGA TALAGA
Where is the anti-ERP autist anon?
Did Dutdut assassinate him or something?
>>60486163
She will be the next target of the DDS
Her nose alone looks like she snorts a lot of cocaine
>>60486236
SI PNOY DAPAT ANG NAUNA
/United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island and the Commonwealth Realms and the British dependencies and the British Overseas Territories/
Where the jungle puccis at? :3
>>60486155
Literally who?
Also, I'm not going to search that. I'm at a cafe right now.
>>60486197
I papa DDS kita Kay tulfo
Takot ka sa media non!
>>60486334
Its just scary. Some chick haunted by evil spirits caught on cam
>>60486286
DI KAYANG I PLEASURE NI PNOY SI ALICE
BISAYANG DAKO DAPAT
>>60486117
I bet you're doing it everyday.
>>60486374
DI KAYANG I PLEASURE NI PNOY SI ALICE
TAGALOG DAKO DAPAT
putang ina
MAHATHIR ANG MAUNA DAPAT GANGBANG PERTAMEMEX
>>60486163
She will get killed and wrapped with a packaging tape with a sigh she's a drug pusher
>>60486417
Putang ina
Bayot si meyor takot sa media
>>60486406
I'm a horny boy, what else can I do?
Putang ina
Bayot si pinoy takot sa media
>>60486416
BISAYANG OTEN PARA SA BISAYANG BOTO
>>60486498
Control yourself~!
>>60486553
TAGALOG OTEN PARA SA TAGALOG BOTO
>>60486556
Not until I see your nudes
>>60486553
>>60486573
PUTANG INA BAYOT SI MEYOR DAPAT SIYA ANG MAUNA
>>60486643
PUTANG INA BAYOT SI PINOY DAPAT SIYA ANG MAUNA
>>60486625
Sorry but my nudes are exclusive to my bf only.
>>60486573
JOKES ON YOU, ALICE IS TRUE BISAYA GRIL
>>60486117
B-But i'm a boy baka >__<
>>60486691
JOKES ON YOU, MEYOR IS A TRUE BAYOT NAUNA
>>60486691
JOKES ON YOU, ALICE IS TRUE TAGALOG GRIL
>it's 11:04 PM
>most of your friend is already asleep
>you decided to stay up late
>and ERP like a fucking loser
>>60486163
She wants to be a vigilante and kill criminals
>>60486706
then I make you a dommie trap :3
>>60486682
I'm your bf
>>60486739
JOKES ON YOU, PINOY IS A TRUE BAYOT NAUNA
>hey guys it's fucking midnight
>should i call it a day and sleep
>or stay awake and ERP like a fucking loser
Serious question though
Taga-saan ba si Alice? Parang di naman cebuana eh
>>60486791
BAYOT AT COMMIE KASI SI MEYOR KAYA SIYA ANG NAUNA
ERP
LIKE
A
FUCKING
LOSER
O
S
E
R
>>60486844
BAYOT AT COMMIE KASI SI PINOY KAYA SIYA ANG NAUNA
>>60486844
Dubs bayot nga at commie pa si mayor ;)
should i shitpost about how mayor should have been first or should i just ERP like a fucking loser?
Yes, this is brown girl speaking.
>>60486777
Trips for our future DDS (Dutdut death squad)
>>60486781
Nigga my bf is asleep next to me.
>>60486781
B-Baka!
I'm not a dom!
>>60486978
So will my gf Indon chan
so there's a pinoy here who can actually speak malay or was that indon?
Are you guys ready for the happening flip edition
What kind of guns to you have?
>>60487006
You are a gentle girl after all
>>60487057
can confirm malay
>>60487111
>What kind of guns to you have?
water gun
putang ina why need gun? isang sapak lang kita pare eh, ha? baka gusto mo makatikim
>>60487111
>buying a gun
>investing in Filinvest Alabang
pick one
>>60487124
How can you like her, senpai?
Aren't you my fellow, a femdom-fag?
Why do you betray me?
>>60487282
I'll condition her to become a tsundere femdom. She's already tsun
>>60487326
>rubbing my dick on Indon chan's boobies <3
Just sold my book vouchers for 200 ringgie dinggies feels good senpai
>>60487410
How?
>>60487410
Lepas tu bodoh complaint kerajaan corrupt bagai, padahal diri sendiri 2x5 5x2.
>>60487432
some book stores buys them provided you have 250 worth of the vouchers or when your uni distribute the vouchers you have some guy strolling in front of the uni asking to buy them in exchange you'll receive 200. but be discreet its illegal to sell them.
>>60487495
i know what ur thinking. but im not THAT KIND of malay guy. i would love to use the baucar apparently i dont for now. so might as well just sell it
>>60487410
same then I spend it for Overwatch
>>60487702
You stopped denying.
I knew it, you are truly a girl.
>>60487669
the end doesn't justify the means
>>60487718
>I spend it for Overwatch
my condolences
My CPU temperature has been 100C+ for a couple of days now and yet my laptop is still working.
Something isn't right here.
>>60487874
Have you try turning it on and off?
>>60487718
>overwatch
normally when i get monies this much i eat someplace that sells expensive local food like a RM 10 plate of rice dish. but since its ramadhan i just use it as petrol budget
>>60487874
buy cpu cooler or water cooler
water cooler cost around rm300 nowadays
>>60487931
How do I do that? You see I'm computer illiterate tehee.
>>60487973
try wash your pc interior with a garden hose make sure its turned on
>>60487734
W-Wha?!
I'm not a girl~!
>>60488030
Are you sure that this is fine? Sounds kinda dangerous.
>>60487757
you cant eat books mate
>>60488073
I bought a nice wireless headphone that costs RM200~ with my final vouchers.
I wanna eat mi goreng..
>>60488058
Ofcourse, i have PHD in islamic computing. what could possibly go wrong?
>>60488073
>Vouchers to buy student needs like books, electronics & etc
>so that the students can reduce their expenditure
Holy shit anon, get a part time job or something if you don't have enough money to eat. That's what I did when I was in uni.
>>60488232
>islamic computing
Salam browser doesn't block 4chan?
>>60488232
What the hell is Islamic computing? I have degree in Islamic Economy
>>60488408
He creates software such as this
https://salambrowser.com/en/
>>60488258
i already have what i need. and yes i have a part time job been very busy with all these property agent shit for nearly 2 years but the commission pays well. im the type of guy who eats a lot too anon and yes i have enough to supply my needs for the uni but i still need to save its not easy working while studying at a minimum wage.
>Holy shit anon, get a part time job or something if you don't have enough money to eat. That's what I did when I was in uni.
easy for you to say when your parents are sponsoring everything on you middle class opiniated bitch
>>60488598
I got through university by the sweat of my brow anon, while supporting my parents and siblings.
Hell, I worked my ass off till I was able to convert my loan to a scholarship.
>it's a baww my life is harder than yours episode
>>60488803
this. thank allah im chinese
>>60488803
Real life is harsh, that's why we're stuck here forever.
>>60488874
>>60488803
At least in our safe space (/asean/) were always having a never ending eternal fun time with no worries
>>60488993
y-yeah, "fun".
>>60488993
>fun
I'd rather kill myself desu~
>>60489271
>>60489317
fun indeed
Dubs decide what I do with my cat
>>60489415
Just go to sleep
>>60489415
It looks like scum, step on its tail.
>>60489415
kucing belini
>>60489415
Stuff it in an ATM's deposit slot.
>>60489415
fap to this pic with your cat
>>60489415
stroke it make it comfy
>>60489494
Rolling again.
>>60489415
Make it satay
>>60489415
Crash another plane
>>60489415
lick its fur
>>60489643
so close yet so far
>>60489457
>>60489494
>>60489505
>>60489643
>>60489652
Please not anything weird
>>60490059
Fuck pussy's pussy
>>60490059
Spread ayy-bola
>>60490059
pour ketchup on it
>>60490059
Boil.
>>60490059
Cute. lick it for me.
>>60490059
I want to see the paws
>>60490059
>>60489415
Kiss it and post pict
>>60490059
lick its nose
>>60490087
>>60490112
>>60490208
>>60490279
>>60490347
>>60490581
>>60490584
Already give it back to my sister, he just shit all over my bed since I forgot to open my bathroom door
>>60491942
Malaysia x Philippines
>>60492722
that's haram
>>60489415
Rub its belly.
I love that face.
>>60489415
jfc clean that cat ears and eyes
>>60490059
>>60489415
My black cat feels threatened and hisses at our neighbour's new ginger cat because the new cat is tresspassing into my cat's territory and going into my house and eating my cat's food :3
good night
>>60494082
Most of my cats are really coward, they even afraid of small mouse. But that one that I posted really cute, he always run to my sister if he's afraid
>>60494796
Is that your cat?
i just got home drunkr. some qts gave their numbers to me. 2 are clearly underage and 1 i think shes above 20s(dforgot hername)
should i call 1 of the twio underage or the 1 whos legal?
they;re both good to fuck tho
guise, guise, Malucas and Celebes are shaking right now, are you okay?
>>60497600
Most Indonesian poster post from Java Island m8
bangun sahur gan
>>60500012
>he fell for the ramadan meme
ohayo Akari~ <3 chuuuu :3
>>60501171
*tips fedora*
>>60503768
What's the equivalent of fedora for edgelords here?
Holy fucking shit
The fucking faggot clown is kill
flipbong les cuckoo
>>60505892
Hmph baka! I dont like her anymore her attitude to me is rude, she got butthurt earlier bc I got higher grades than her, she asked me what my grades are I told her and she replied with "how did you get higher grades than me"
>>60507742
Rogol
>>60507677
Wow, I thought you two are close
>>60508075
Ya Allah, Aku nak rogolmu :3
>>60508255
Lewd o///o
Played CK2 again GOT mod
>play favourite House Tully before War of Five Kings but after Ned gets beheaded
>no war
>get my son married to some random Lannister
>give my son Edmure titles make him high lord of the Trident
>my 61 year old ass re-marries and I choose 16 year old Roslin Frey
>she gives me a daughter
>faith militant gets revived but as a cynic I put higher taxes and levy on the clergy, to curb church power
>crushed the Brotherhood Without Banners in the Riverlands and stopped House Whent from taking over House Darry's shit
>Hoster (me) die and I take on my heir as Edmure
>my Lannister wife dies of childbirth, but she gave me a daughter and son, so I marry Roslin my Dad's last wife
>Rob Stark declares war on me on grounds that he has claim on the Riverlands bc his mum is my sister
>ask King Joffrey to intervene and tell Rob to stop
>King Joffrey say "he would, but he cant" probably bc Im part of Tywin's group to put Tommen on the throne
>so rally the bannerman and kick Rob thanks to shit AI
>defeat Rob
>Iron Islands declare independence and Westerlands declare war to depose King Joffrey
>I declare neutral lmao I dont care
>go back to collecting taxes, recouping lost troops, throwing a feast, spying on ppl and giving titles
Thats it so far
>>60508350
Lewd like us <3
>>60508476
Holy shit definitely want to cum all over that cute face of yours
>>60508700
You can cum all over me too if you have a penis though :3
>>60508847
Post pantsu desu qt :)
>>60508936
N-No! (>__<)
>>60509048
Post pants?
Also, check inbox :3
>>60509258
Why are you hiding yourself from me?
>>60509329
B-Because i don't want to show myself~
>>60509439
You have to sooner or later baka ;__;
>>60509483
Hmph! >__<
Baka...
>>60509666
It's true isn't it?
You can either show yourself now, or later
>>60509700
H-How about never?
>>60509738
You hate me?
>>60509794
Umm, no...
>>60509822
Well can you show your love for me?
>>60509885
Y-Yes...
But i still don't want to show myself!
>>60509942
How can we even be a couple like this?
>>60509988
I-I don't know! ;__;
wew lad
>>60510078
Here's one way, post a pic
>>60510312
mean ;__;
>>60510348
Geez...
>>60510502
I bet you are fat
>>60510564
Maybe...
>>60510734
Oh god...I want to be wrong on this
>>60510854
W-Well, how should i know?
>>60510881
Look in the mirror silly
>>60510910
I look like shit.
>>60511022
That's not true
>>60489415
take it to a pet salon
FUCK MY BACK FUCKING HURTS FROM FAPPING TOO MUCH
>autistic p-noy pryde diaspora and indognigger ERPing until dawn
you can't make this shit up
>>60511207
Don't worry.
I try to d-deny it myself...
>you stayed up the whole night just to ERP with somebody
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HOLY SHIT
>ramadan season
>belief requires you to get up early
>you ERP with somebody else on the internet to stay awake instead
Allah is fucking laughing at your face
>you stayed up all night
>ALL FUCKING NIGHT
>where you could have slept for 8 hours and recover your stamina
>instead
>you ERP like a fucking loser
top fucking kek, anyway
bodoh punya indon ade hati nak supp pinoy sial.. lu indon perang dgn malaysia sudah kalah pasal pulau di sabah.. ada hati nak lawan lgi ke??
>my fucking face when you don't have to ERP the whole night to practice ramadan
kita pilipina adalah bangga menjadi kristen mengapa anda anda benci kami filipinos
>>60511828
talk to me you dumb feggits
>>60511787
>>60511828
Nice, I give you 7/10, you speak malay way better than real malaysian. Keep it up lad
>>60489415
Make siopao.
>>60512155
KEK
E
K
>>60489415
train this little shit to bring a time bomb inside a plastic bag to public, drop it and gtfo
next month just have the cat to do fasting and ramadhan for instant sin-cleaner
also that free double ticket to cat heaven
Muslim : 1
/Asean/ : 0
S
"Baka adik siya kaya napatay buti nga sa kanya"
I want to make the next thread
Peenoise can fuck off with their shitty anime OP pic
>>60513344
ok bb
>>60485719
I don't remember this scene.
>>60489415
cook it for lunch
>>60513344
kawaii anime pic as the OP pic is a thread requirement
>>60485719
/Oceanica/
>>60504649
the fags using anime picture as profile picture on their socmeds
>>60514243
/Pacific/
>>60486163
I want to send her some home made brownies
filled with my love
>>60515796
wakakakaka
>>60515796
XD gan
>>60515796
leh uga
anybody can tell me why it's string and not boolean?
>>60516701
'"false"', not 'false'.
>>60516729
nvm im a retard
tho it was boolean at first goddamnit
thank you very much senpai!
>>60516701
that's some shitty question.
They should have like:
>x = 'false'; what data type is x?
haha
>>60516894
you're not a retard, that's a dumb question
Muntik na
Nasanay ako sa 'king pag-iisa
Kaya nang iwanan ang
Bakas ng kahapon ko
Tuloy pa rin ang awit ng buhay ko
Nagbago man ang hugis ng puso mo
Handa na 'kong hamunin ang aking mundo
'Pagkat tuloy pa rin
>>60517319
this
>>60516701
bad wording
>>60517482
edi wow
>>60517319
>>60517455
>>60517558
yes, i know it's a bad wording
but i want to obtain the power to understand even the dumbest question possible
>or else i wont be able to blend
#trashxcircle
>>60516701
boolean is only for tru or false, 0 or 1
string are like variables
fuck programming that shit's racist nigga, they made so only the white man and the chinese can understand it.they should've made it easy to understand like television
i dropped it already and studied history instead
keduaratusempatx GANGBANG
>>60518257
that's why i thought it was boolean, not string
i just want to keep myself busy
working 8 to 5 with nothing to do is very humiliating when you do it for a long time
>anything than med major
>>60518543
>anything than law
Im getting interviewed tomorrow for my new passport what do I say about myself?
>h-hello my name is flipbong I like to ERP like a fucking loser and watch anime
>>60518543
>college is free
>>60518966
assalamalaykum, i am anon, i would like to apply for a passport.
>>60518966
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>60518177
>Acquired the habit to fucking reread shit over and over to make sure I understood test items.
>Now I'm fucking garbage at timed tests
Don't fucking acquire it, it will fuck you up.
>PINOY ON MALAYSIAN TEAM
>Win against chinks
BAYAN OR SARILI
What a traitor
>>60519630
*SEA self-determination rises*
>>60519505
finally, somebody who understand
it's a process
I've graduated from that phase, only to enter a new phase where I've stopped giving a fuck and just narrow it down to "possible" answer
yet i dont feel any wiser than yesterday
>>60519630
Don't worry malaysia will be a part of the Philippine Empire soon.
>>60519630
>play on a Philippine team
>get paid peanuts
>play on a Malaysian team
>get paid more handsomely, even if its peanuts for Malaysians
>>60519722
Such is life
>he still watches someone play assfagots
What fucking purpose?
ded thread
is the indon that said we were te worst colonists still here?
>>60510296
>>60510393
>>60510467
gan
1/2
This is a piece of story from a robot who try survive alone in univ
>>60519057
I don't understand poorfag and tuition debt
gambarnya lupa ya gan
>>60520509
Blake gendut wkwkwk
2/2
So, ever since I get into college, I already believe no one will be my friend after graduate so I don’t consider anyone as friend. 3 years later I start another semester. This morning, I just find out I missed a class 3 fucking times. My class’ schedule is for Monday and Wednesday but the professor change it into Tuesday and Thursday. Class consist of about 20 students, 3 of which (including me) missed the class thrice. The bright side is the tolerance limit in my campus is 4 absence. But missing 3 class means I can’t skip this until final. Oh well. Had the class not changed, I would only go to univ only on Monday and Wednesday, not from Mon-Thu.
>>60520917
Wkwk, but don't talk to that frogposting scum
>go to /d2g/ to see about the Major
>people talk about other /vg/ games
I know mods are doing this for free but man.
>>60519630
How about you shut up.
>>60520970
>4 times
lmao i'd friends who didnt came to the class for half of the sem and still able to sat for the exam
>>60521153
few more min before your sweet lips will be ravage
Malaysia truly Asia.
:^)
>>60520594
netherlands is shit country desu very third world
>>60520594
>worst colonist
>not japan
ayy stupid indon
>>60520594
Hes probably a fucking weeb
>>60521832
waifus
>>60521832
Provides content other media don't. For example, battleships crewed by little girls or space battleships crewed by Space Prussians.
>tfw I'm the only cambodian guy on asean
>>60486163
name?
>>60522514
memenose
>>60522514
alice gonzalez
>>60520594
He's right tho.
>350 years
>couldn't finish your work
>>60522514
memex becex
>>60522781
>why does going to work feels like suffering every time?
>>60522514
Alice Gonzaga
>>60522852
how long have you been working the same job?
>>60522883
>Alice Gonzaga
LIES!
ITS BEEN 4 YEARS MATE
4 YEARS OF LIES
>>60522514
Alex Gonzaga,dalagang pilipina
Terlebih minum air gan
Guys, how does Asean Economic Community affect your lives? My high school teacher warned us a couple of times how dangerous it is for Indonesia, but i dont feel like anything has changed..
>>60515556
>censored
hello redd it
why are there literally no singaporeans or chinks in this piece of shit contaiment thread
>no chinks
oh boi
>denmark """""""""education"""""""""
>>60515556
>that pic
lmao
teaches people right for being tripfaggots and wanting to have 4chan meetups
>>60523688
we are all chinks roleplaying as SEAsians here
>>60524479
>>60524479
>>60524479
>>60524479
fasting time
>>60512067
>you speak malay way better than real malaysian. Keep it up lad
t-terima kasih
