Yank cringe edition
https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/739785952835588096
https://youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ
https://youtu.be/GG-jMjvnua8
crayon pop
hi how are you
our nige
>>60485613
emotionless dance robots
what are the actual benefits if we don't vote leave? are there any?
put a cheeky splodge of mustard in my egg mayo sarnie ;)
>>60485679
kek
need a blowy
Emotionless dance robots desu
>>60485593
>fight and win
this is even worse than i remember
>>60485593
Me in the pic
LOOK at this DOG
Really makes u think huh..
where have you lads been? I've been in this thread by myself for MONTHS waiting for someone to join me in here
glad you're all finally here
>>60485792
who even wastes their time making such shite
>it's a pollen sneezing fit episode
>>60485792
Where is Ethiopian?
>>60485593
When did DutchCaralad quit?
I miss him.
>>60485830
/pol/acks digging for (You)s
is it even fucking possible to make good fish and chips at home?
i'd buy them at vendors but it seems so unhealthy when they wrap them in old newspapers. the ink could be poisonous and i don't feel like getting poisoned.
>>60485839
>having inferior genetics
lol
>>60485855
2 hours ago when i decided to sit out in my garden
>>60485792
I'm sure the person who drew this made sure to research the facts
>>60485792
>looks at the last bit
oh... obvious troll
>>60485873
of course its possible you dunce
you just need to use smaller fish fillets
>>60485873
nah lad you need a deep fat fryer. and nowhere over here uses old newspaper anymore
>>60485877
I miss you man. But enjoy your garden too.
day 1
posting yank posts from /ck/ to /brit/ is working
>>60485878
well... that was rough
Really makes you think
day 1
proxying as a canadian is working
>>60485953
how dare you canada? you have betrayed queen and country and you will be duly punished
>>60485877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=857lmPnOipc
>>60486001
I like beagles
>Why yes, m'lady, I do indeed reside in the county of Devonshire. Tis truly God's country
fuck this seriously my room is way too hot. i'm going to go and drive around in the countryside with all the windows down and maybe buy some weed. cya x
>>60486035
i dont know who you're quoting but he's right.
>>60485923
i am ty
>>60486001
me on the didjeridoo
>>60485980
All that green in south east europe
this red pepper houmous is not delivering I'm afraid
they've changed up the recipie and I am not it's #1 fan let me make that clear
oh what have they done now
look at this fucking dog
>>60486082
make your own.
shop bought is bin-tier.
>>60485980
*tips*
>>60486103
saw some more easter threads earlier on
It's time for the white man to embrace Islam
Islam is the only thing that can save the West from itself
>>60486035
Devon is a really nice place. Cornwall is better, though. The most British place I've ever been.
>>60486137
fuck off
Look at this fucking dog instead.
janny how the fuck is it fair that an entire country is banned from posting new threads due to the actions of a couple of fucking >le easter still funny mongs
Aaron A. Aaronson, go to bed
>>60485593
Nobody but faggots and Mexicans watch soccer in the USA.
>>60486159
>Cornwall is better
its a poor deprived shit-hole mate
grockles (like you) dont know shit
>>60486159
Cornwall is better.
>aussies cant tell the difference between the word may and me
holy shit what a meme cunt lads
>>60486159
>The most British place I've ever been.
In what way?
>>60486159
yeah if you like boring retirement villages
*walks coolly into the thread, hoodie up, looking down, a little beat in my step*
*nodding head, quicker and quicker*
*pulls hoodie down*
*Lose Yourself starts playing loudly*
alright lads i'm here
>>60486187
That is a Yorkshire terrier
>>60486199
>an entire country
How are you posting then?
Tommy Robinson how the fuck is it fair that an entire religion is discriminated against due to the actions of a couple of fucking >le behead infidels mongs
>>60486199
you've been bad boys australia take your punishment like a man
@60486258
>British reading comprehension
>>60486241
You sad cunt. Sort yourself out would you.
I wish they would ban Aussies altogether, witless, unfunny half-paki cunts.
>>60486301
ummmmmmmmmm OK WOW *listens to da filthieesttt dubstep WUBWUBWUB XD* YOU GOTTA NO 2 THANGZ GRLLLLLLLLL *does the whip and the nae nae* hey has anyone seen the mother fr**king light switch for dis room haha WHOOP THERE IT IS! WHOOP THERE IT IS! BITCH LOOK AT MY DAB *dabs* wow okay just about all flippin randumbed (LOL) out but how about 2 things now honey
1. u stfu and never be rude to me or my girlfreidn again
2. if you ever do be rude to either of us again i will find out where you live and fly kick you in the dick! LOL
and if thats not enough ... well *unsheathes shinto blade* lets just say that im strapped LOL
>This video of Jeremy Clarkson assembling a box got better reviews than Top Gear
did he do it because it says junior wash?
>>60486389
wish I didn't see this
Wish I was nicer to my parents desu
They're just so lifeless and boring it stifles any desire to shake things up
Just been for a shit and didn't wash my hands. I'm now eating a croissant and playing FM.
Am I going to die y/n
>>60486222
Middle England. It's basically affluent and fat. Pool teams and skittles. Beer guts and upturned collars are actually cool.
t. one of them
Daily reminder.
n
>>60486389
glad I seen this
>>60485593
>https://youtu.be/GG-jMjvnua8 [Embed]
WEW
thinking about getting a gf for ez sex 2bh
>>60485593
jesus that first video is the worst cringe i have ever experienced
>>60486319
Are you our resident? Good fellah.
>>60485593
>>60486489
WHAT THE FUCK THE SECOND ONE IS EVEN WORSE
Poleaboo woke up at around 9am today and is fasting
Feeling even more lethargic than usual
A-alright lads? I want to post here, I just don't think now's the right time...I'm just...oh, I don't know.
>>60485593
>https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/739785952835588096
physically cringed, those fucking accents
>>60486561
jaysus a new oddball.
>>60486561
filtered
got back from japan a few days ago la
It was alright
Nothing great
Go for the experience but its a p boring country
>>60486561
Filtered.
>>60486552
>fasting
not very healthy lad
>>60485792
The Mongols fucked the Islamic golden age, not the crusades
@561
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr2_gtHCGBM
>>60486683
dont reply to him please
>>60486653
did they all stare at you funny
hate danes, that I do
>>60486718
A few did.
Im a big guy with bleached hair, so I dont blame them
>>60486684
Rasheed
Pick one.
>Centre
>Tile
>Stretch
>Fill
>Fit
>East Midlands schools 'worst performing in the country'
ayy
>>60485792
>muh dark ages
>>60486653
Okay la
cheers
>>60486389
>Mexican does nothing because it's just a Black kid
Classic Jose move
>>60486754
OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60486766
Stretch
>>60486371
FACT
>>60486814
>not Fit
>>60486438
>It's basically affluent
Thought Cornwall/South West was one of the poorest regions in England?
drinking a vanilla coke and my teeth feel fucked
>>60486454
>supporting a continental melt like Hitler just because he tries to suck up to you
*heems*
>>60486371
JUST
F A M
>>60486784
Don't know why someone had to put an edgy "politically incorrect" logo in the corner desu
going to have a nap before I start drinking
ttyl
>>60486870
>Thought Cornwall/South West was one of the poorest regions in England?
No. The north is poorest. By a long shot.
Hmm
>>60486867
I thought you were suggesting that you were to use that particular pepe image, good sir. As such, I reached the conclusion that "stretch" would offer the most comical of results.
Quite happy for poleaboo that he's fasting, maybe now he won't be such a fat, greasy fingered lard arse.
>He wasn't a high warlord
*girls laughing*
>>60486948
I like her big eye.
>>60486948
>spiked cartilage gauges
*gently, but firmly shoves her down deep into the trash*
Important poll for all you lads:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407759
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407759
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407759
>>60486743
>Im a big guy
>>60486561
filtered
failed all my exams so I will kill myself within this year
>show us a smile anon
>not like that show your teeth!
I'm insecure about these teggies lads, they're not too bad right?
Occasional coffee drinker, 15 a day smoker and drink as much sugary drinks as I do water. Any tips on getting these pearly white?
>>60487009
She reminds me of some young male child star
>>60487081
>>60486948
a lot of aussies have this really specific look about them
>>60487081
Yeah nice 2kb pic fuckbrain
>>60487081
Order some crest white strips from America
I really don't like the normie gym goers lads
They don't even lift heavy yet they look a lot better than I do
>>60487081
get your dental routine straight first
>cut out sugary shit
>get a good electric toothbrush
>every morning and night : floss first, brush teeth thoroughly, rinse with non-alcoholic mouthwash
Step two :
>Go to orthadontist and get invisalign to sort those crooked shits out
Step three :
>go to dentist and get custom trays made, by peroxide 22% and get whitening
bit into my fish oil pill because I expected it to taste orange, like the ones I had as a kid but it just tasted like strong fish
hmm
>me in change of not saving the thumbnail
>me in charge of ripping off posts from /britfeel/ for free (You)'s
this was an amateur performance by me, i've let the team down here.
>>60487066
>no non-denominational theist option
Why would anyone in this hive for malcontents belong to a church except to make a point about something?
>>60487073
should filter yourself out of existence
>>60487081
Fellow British stereotype here.
>>60487081
cheapest braces at the orthodontist will be approx £3000
>tfw trying to have a conversation with a tradesman when you don't watch footie
>>60487137
Technically even more inbred than Britons unless you count the influx of Poles
>>60487101
It's okay lad, she doesn't have a big eye.
>>60487182
>tf
>tp
nothing quite so nice as slamming your cock into a girl's chubby bum from behind
>>60487207
>trying to talk to below-forty working class American when you don't think about eating ass
are nige
test
>>60487207
>tfw realising you're putting on the tradesman voice
>>60487210
Brits aren't inbred at all
If you exclude le paki memes then brits are literally one of the most diverse people in Europe since they're made up of random Europeans
The stereotypes comes from the lower classes who really are inbred, have shit teeth and accents
I posed as a girl to try and bed my best mate, but then I found out he was a woman posing as a man to try and bed my dad!
Anyone know any email service providers that are 10 letters long and start with a "G"?
>>60487101
I see dead people.
@
getoutpaki?
thats mine haha
>>60487362
googlemail
i miss when beta was the go-to insult to use rather than cuck
cuck actually makes me feel insecure for some reason
>>60487210
>>60487430
beta cuck fag
>>60487337
I think they've done genetic tests that indicate you all are still mostly descended from the Celts that have been there since the end of the Iron Age or somewhere around there. That would indicate your gene pool has been isolated to those small islands for thousands of years. Inbred people aren't necessarily ugly, just have fewer relatives.
>>60487430
That's because you probably hear BBC everyday and equate it to shitskins raping your school girls.
>>60487362
goldvision
gomyemails
green arrow
UNO VELA
HILO LATINO
>>60487207
>be Australian
>try to have a conversation with anyone when you don't watch footy
>>60487336
>when you realise they've seen straight through your facade and will probably laugh about you later in the boozer
>>60487414
its gmail not googlemail
>>60487439
>Amerinbreds
>>60487430
I miss when "NTR" was used instead.
>>60487439
Mexicans and Blacks
>>60487414
>>60487468
Thanks
>>60487497
You can use either after the @ sign
>>60487430
remember when "hipster" was the go-to insult for everything?
how times have changed
>>60487458
Celts were the original ones here
Also you have no source whatsoever
>>60487470
stop this cringe
you're literally a year late
why does arkham knight play so shit?
this is disgraceful
>>60487482
>what team do you do for?
>u-uhhh t-tigers are my local team so them I guess haha
So I'm the straightest guy I know, but if cara had a dick, I'd suck it.
>>60487458
it always is amazing to see just how much utter bollocks yanks are capable of spewing out.
>>60487553
why does he try so hard
Need a (((You)))
>>60487523
That's your go to excuse for everything, Cletus.
>>60487587
I accidentally said I support the poosaders after too much time in /sp/
remember when you didn't exist?
>>60487611
(You)
>>60487594
There is nothing gay about sucking a feminine penis.
>>60487553
Right, I'm saying the idea that Britons are diverse might be wrong if the French, Danish, German, Norse, etc. were not as significantly intermixed as people believe. No source, I'm not gonna bother with that, either take it or leave it.
>>60487137
>a lot of aussies have this really specific look about them
The strong Straya gene is Nick Cave and Hugo Weaving faces for men. Women Minogue and that Margot Robbie big toothy smiles, slightly Mongoloid. Classic mongoloid Straya is Steve Irwin and his lass, Bindi. That's almost Finnish.
I've got these small white hairs growing out of my glans is that normal?
received exactly £0.00 this month
>>60487594
You could have communicated humiliation in a variety of ways but you went straight for dicks.
You're a wardrobe homosexual.
>>60487587
>say I go for the hawks because I think they're popular
>everyone at work hates me now
>>60487487
there there...
>>60487691
keep up the good work janny
>>60487689
Exfoliate lad
>>60487562
It also completely disappeared from everyone's radar almost immediately, that usually doesn't happen with AAA failures.
>>60487611
Ahh yes, being made redundant.
>>60487553
>stop this cringe
>you're literally a year late
>>60487689
underage b& if you're only growing your helmet-hair now
>>60487644
not sure what sport you're talking about
women lads, honestly, what are they like
I mean really what are they like I don't know
funded a coup
Lads would you prefer we had won?
Do you think your country would be in a better state currently?
imagine having a voice like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS5Dm6w1BLs
Post yours lads
http://car-configurator.ferrari.com/488gtb?lang=en&country=US#config/1|10400ff|180|11070000|7f000c70|26|940|4b3e0000|60080230|110|48016000|11004f||9800000|2490fe00|1f0d5
>>60487697
chart is bull
central romania is filled with hungarians yet it isnt blue
>>60487752
Take a wild guess
>>60487784
sorry mate I'm not in year 6 any more
>>60487808
cricket?
>>60487758
They are vile creatures, if I wasn't so damn straight, I'd marry a man just for the tax right offs and good credit and such.
>>60487758
>women lads
They called ladyboys m80
>>60487772
You know where you are brudi
>>60487458
Inbred would imply little outside influence and yet we are a country of ports and have been in contact with peoples from as far as Greece going back to Pytheas in Alexander's time. If you add Celts, Roman citizens from wherever, Germanics, Scandinavians, Normans, Flems, Jews, Hugenouts, Protestants, Hansa traders, etc. and then the Empire, the explosion of train travel early on causing a huge population shift and varying the DNA massively overall and add this to the original stock you have a blood of mostly brit all over but with lots of different flavour clusters.
>sky throttling my connection again
thanks
have to wait a whole minute for the captcha to load
>>60487807
>chart is bull
FOY
@60487833
Not replying to this
>>60487758
can be nice, can be nasty
can be pretty, can be ugly
can be young, can be old
can be smart, can be dumb
can be strong, can be weak
really hard to generalise women i guess
>>60487772
>>60487873
why are you up so late on a wednesday anyway?
>>60487853
So that's a no then?
Bit rude desu
great lord above
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Hgl7_862Y
Business idea:
shave my chest hair so it looks like an upside down cross
>>60487860
Happens very often with me, sky are a bunch of cunts
>the time Australia goes to sleep all the normies come
>the time the normies go to sleep, australia wakes up
WHY CAN'T WE EVER WIN
REEEEEEEEE
>>60487905
Staying up for the Farage vs Cameron Brexit "debate" and torrenting HoI4
>>60487859
Even farther than Greece, the Anglo was trading for dye with Phoenicians.
raining
RIGHT THEN
WHO'S FIRST?!
>>60487946
This thing looks impure.
listening to normie music
the fuck happened to this bellend?
seems a lot more unhinged than the last time i saw him (months ago)
@60487951
>>60487758
deceptive
cowardly
disloyal
defiant yet unwillful
>>60487946
Imagine what you could do with Are Charli for a tenner
>>60487904
Northern Ireland looks like a shriveled up Australia when it isn't shown with the rest of Ireland
hmmm there's loads of beautiful girls in the UK....just depends on where/when you look!
>>60487987
How many bings and bongs till kick off?
>>60487946
Bet she's a right little tart
Who is she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEgo-pM5EQw
chewn
>>60487993
exactly, and some of that dna got left at both ends i would expect.
>>60488060
You're mum
>>60488004
What do you think of the new Dawn of War trailer la? Might be trying a bit hard for the whole kino thing but I'm excited to see the final chapter in the story of the fall of the Blood Ravens.
my mum and dad are literally second cousins lmao
>>60487859
Are people with darker hair/eyes more celtic?
Fallen in love with an 18 year old black girl lads
>>60488097
Don't get smart with me you fucking jeb end.
I'LL FUCKING KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!
>>60488060
FONC
>>60488046
4 bongs and 20 bings I think, plenty of time for Mosley RP
>>60488037
We've been wanting to give it back for ages.
>>60486389
Why the fuck would you do that?
Why don't they just kick the glass out?
Why do niggers exist?
>>60487758
Hard to generalise, it varies from woman to woman.
I guess they're more emotional, which can be a good thing (expressing themselves rather than bottling it up), and a bad thing (allowing their emotions to influence their behaviour too much, acting irrationally etc).
They are still a mystery to me too.
think they know something we don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gs9XfzPpuI
wew
kimbo slice is dead
